Well, I don’t hate eBay, but I sometimes hate the vendors on eBay. I ordered a phone almost 2 weeks ago, it should have been here within 4 days and somehow, they send it to some magical address in Iceland. Not literally, but jesus fucking christ. How hard is it to mail a package to an address that you’ve been given? Where did you get the city you sent it to from? I mean, really! What’s the deal?

“Oh, it’s not here!” says the clerk at the Post Office on Monday. “Oh, it arrived yesterday...