Rumour: Rumor is wrong, Rumour is right

[The Tourist]

Scout is just deviant. :O

[wasp in a jar]

rumour: eliot is a pedant.

rumor: eliot is a pedestrian.

[Peter]

Rumor: Tout has an identity crisis - not sure if it means to carry something around proudly or if it's a little fried piece of potato.

[wasp in a jar]

Rumour: i'm really hungry.

Truth: i'm really hungry.

[Peter]

Rumour: i'm really hungry.

Truth: i'm really hungry.


I confirm your rumor.

[The Tourist]

I shall wager the rumour that my guts have officially been turned into garters. I am also a lazy arseface with no self respect and my own ensuite bathroom.