ITT: we start a rumour

[wasp in a jar]

painfully obvious, but i am lacking in imagination this morning.

peter and bram are actually housemates and are occasional sparring partners.

***** is miss universe 2005

anya is actually northern.

hohn tracked down "hi there am pam" and married her. they now live in nevada and have three children, all called pam.

[Peter]

the truth is that Bram = goatse. same guy, I swear.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I have good news! Grania, you should update that to 4 children! 9 months from now, there will be a Pam Robot-Ninja Vagface.

Now, on to what I've heard through the grapevine:

"Intern" Kate is not an actually an intern! She's the CEO of her own company which makes models of spatulas. They look just like spatulas, same size & all. They're not actually spatulas though, just props for movies for when the scene calls for a spatula. So far, she has only sold 2 spatulas, one because her mom was making a home movie.

Mark is actually the love child of Weird Al and Judy Tenuta.

Ted isn't gay.

Will secretly drinks Zima, but is too embarrassed to admit it publicly.

Meghan once bet her last dollar on the lotto and won big time. However, she managed to blow it all on hording VHS tapes of old episodes of MASH that were sold on E-Bay. She thought that they would be in high demand once DVDs failed, and VHS made a comeback.

Iggy is actually a team of researchers from Antarctica who are testing internet gullibility in the number of times a member can leave & come back. So far, they've managed to do it a record number of 43 times.

[Nak Nak]

vordabois will be president of the usa within a decade

[Anyanka]

anya is actually northern.



<3

[Nak Nak]

Will is really a corporate espionage agent. He travels the world sabotaging other companies. Never leaves the house without a screwdriver.

[i]

G is really the infamous midwest hitman known as Notorious BFG.

Iggy lives in his own luxury igloo. He runs Antarctica's only mail-order latex adult goods company.

Bram drinks 17 beers each time he buys new pumpkins merchandise. 33 beers if it's on vinyl.

Grania's pirate ship is usually invisibly docked in Portsmouth. It appears as purple when it sails and is staffed by the extras from Shaun of the Dead.

Peter wears Prada while eating Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast every day.

Euan wears shiny silver high heels when cycling, purportedly for aerodynamic effect.

[Nak Nak]

Aaron is an artificial intelligence.
Danny was banned from debate club at school.
Atomsk Iscariot is a Las Vegas pimp whose stable consists of girls who can speak Klingon.
Lord Baphomet has many faces, this is one of them:
:codyssad:

[cigar store indian]

Peter wears Prada while eating Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast every day.

:lol:

[wasp in a jar]

"Grania's pirate ship is usually invisibly docked in Portsmouth. It appears as purple when it sails and is staffed by the extras from Shaun of the Dead."


hahahaha! brilliant! i wish i could rep you for this but alas, i have repped you too recently.

[Peter]

In reality I think Krispy Kreme doughnuts suck :\ they're mostly air! Give me a good cake doughnut any day!

[wasp in a jar]

i love krispy kremes. especially warm.

yum yum yum.

[Peter]

that guy must be pissed because he HATES sprinkles!

[Jackal]

He's sad, not pissed.

[Nak Nak]

he's sad because he ate them all and now he feels ill

[Static Split Screen]

Euan wears shiny silver high heels when cycling, purportedly for aerodynamic effect.

He does have silver cycling shoes!

[jas1n]

Catherine uses rogaine because she wants to be more true to her posting name.. even tho she isn't at all balding. also she has the word "HAT" tattooed on her ass.

Peter lives in michigan.

Aaron Grant is a figment of Iggy's imagination.

Cody is never sad, and he never approves. Because he's a robot.

[Peter]

Cody is never sad, and he never approves. Because he's a robot.

":lol:"

[rogaine]

Catherine uses rogaine because she wants to be more true to her posting name.. even tho she isn't at all balding. also she has the word "HAT" tattooed on her ass.

rumor?

[i]

:O

[Hi There, Am Pam]

This thread should never die.

[Peter]

HOHN, you should never die.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I've already signed a pact with the devil to ensure that. All I had to do was give up my testicles!*


*rumour