? for womens

[mr. dynamite]

if you are interested in a fellow, what are some surefire things he can do to guarantee that you are NOT anymore?
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[Fab]

I imagine picking your nose then eating it would do it.

[the trickster]

in most instances parade around with a g/f or reveal ur undying love for so and so

[Jackal]

Tell her she's ugly and you don't like her, but that you'll fuck her if she still wants too.

[rogaine]

wait, are you asking what girls do when they're not interested in a guy anymore?

talking about other guys. #1.
blowing you off/making really vague plans.
not flirting, or, if you're in more of a sexual relationship, cutting off the sex.

etc.

wait i read the question wrong. i'm really confused. someone explain this to me!

[Daysleeper]

talking about other guys. #1.
blowing you off/making really vague plans.
not flirting, or, if you're in more of a sexual relationship, cutting off the sex.


I know these all too well....am supposed to have plans for monday but think your second point is gonna come into play :cry:

[mr. dynamite]

wait, are you asking what girls do when they're not interested in a guy anymore?

talking about other guys. #1.
blowing you off/making really vague plans.
not flirting, or, if you're in more of a sexual relationship, cutting off the sex.

etc.

wait i read the question wrong. i'm really confused. someone explain this to me!

i was kind of drunk when i made the thread

basically, i found out that someone who i am interested in is interested in me as well... which hasnt happened before :cry:

but anyways, i have the opportunity to "blow it," and id like to do everything i can to not...

[rogaine]

oh ok.
call her sometimes, but not all the time. if she wants to hang out with you, hang out with her. but sometimes act like you're hanging out with friends too (if you arent. girls don't like boring guys.) tell her she's pretty/funny a lot. pretty much make her feel like she's really important because girls like that.

i dunno what else. don't talk about exes or other girls when she's around. and if she's like, "isn't that girl hot?" IT'S A TRICK! :D

[Leela]

Talk to her on a semi-regular basis, and initiate conversations whenever you can. The guy I like doesn't do this, so I naturally assume he isn't interested.

Definately give her small little compliments, like that she looks good or she smells nice.

And yeah I agree with Cat, make her feel important and special. She'll be putty in your hands

[lisa]

in most instances parade around with a g/f or reveal ur undying love for so and so
that'll do it

[Fab]

Then you get that boy tested for STDs before you even think of it.

[Jackal]

Oh, I thought you did not like her...nevermind.

[Larkspur]

yes yes and yes, pretty much. :darn: lose that zero, etc etc. sounds like bad news to me. :no:

[Static Split Screen]

Fer realz, no good can come of it.

[i]

i dunno what else. don't talk about exes or other girls when she's around. and if she's like, "isn't that girl hot?" IT'S A TRICK! :D

lolz

[pointyjess]

-incessant monologuing.
-being an insensitive bastard (You know, she just said she had a really awful day...perhaps instead of casually nodding without breaking eye contact with the television; I should turn off the TV and talk to her about it/rub her feet/cook her dinner/ask what I can do to help)
-being rude to the service industry (this includes poorly tipping)
-being a stick in the mud (think of ways for us to have fun together, man!!!)
-major negativity, directed at self or others (hey, it's fun to mock people, but you have to be more than half sweetheart and less than half dickface to be a good relationship partner)
-being easily frustrated, upset, nervous, jealous, insecure
-interrupting
-being cheap
-not listening
-not remembering

[elisabeth]

How to get her to hate you by Christmas:

-be a cool mister suave-type who waits to call for some pre-established number of days after a date, usually 3 or 5.
-don't call her in the car on the way home from the date because you are so excited and can't wait to see her next
-act differently around your male friends than when you are with her. Whatever you do, you don't want to appear weak in front of them.
-be a total phony.
-play hard-to-get.
-talk about how much money you make, or how much money you hope to make in the future. $$$$ Fantasizing about winning the lottery is not enough. Demonstrate your earning potential.
-try to hang your car keys on her nipple. If you fail, pinch it and try again.
-don't have sex three times a day, that's too much.
-don't buy her a toothbrush to keep at your house because that's just overkill
-never ask her about herself
-never plan anything, she should wait around for you to figure out your schedule
-tell her you'll call her 'later' instead of arranging the next date at the end of the current date.
-don't communicate anything in writing

[rogaine]

i think it'd be cute if someone bought me a toothbrush! at least he cares about my gum health.

[Nak Nak]

I bought laura a toothbrush

[Static Split Screen]

:love:

[i]

i've bought kendra a toothbrush before too :D

[cigar store indian]

i let jamz use mine. i win. not really. :scared:

[mr. dynamite]

thank you all for the money advice... well .. .2 of you.

[meepmeep]

How to get her to hate you by Christmas:

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-don't have sex three times a day, that's too much.
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:-o

[elisabeth]

Well of course everything is situational baby.
And it all depends on schedules and such.
But three times a day is really nice at first, if you have the time. :)

[Lalique]

wear rrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally ugly shoes. TEE hee.

[mr. dynamite]

we share a toothbrush, mostly,
she does not get grossed out
^ very good for me.

i think im doing a great job of everything.
thanks for the advice, it looks like id idnt need it though!

bye

[Jackal]

Does any other women feel embarrassed to eat phallic shaped foods in public?

When men watch me eating a burrito, banana or corndog, or even suck on my straw, I can't help but think they are thinking of me giving head.

[Jackal]

What, am I the only one?

[ramblingrose]

I always laugh when i eat a banana, if that makes you feel better?

[kendra]

I only really think about lollipops. I don't eat them often obv, but one more than one occasion I have noticed a man having a starefest about it (my husband included).

[The Tourist]

Anya used my toothbrush the other day and decided that she would bleed on it. :cry:
Also, however repellent I've been it's not been enough to stop Anya! She's had to accept that my farts are a part of me. Love me, love my farts. :O

[ramblingrose]

There used to be these incredibly suggestive (and delicious, damn you Walls discontinuing them, and Hooded Skulls) ice lollies. they were called Boomy (anyone?) and I used to enjoy winding boys up with them.

Eliot, are you one of those men who is immensely proud of each and every emission?