A Female Friend of Mine Claims...

[Hi There, Am Pam]

That girls (at least many girls), have a radar for being able to guess cock size just by looking at someone. I doubt it, but I certainly wouldn't be surprised. Do any of the females here think they have this ability? I want to put this to the test, but I have no idea how someone would go about doing this. Next best thing is to ask the females here. I'm not even sure what that would prove, but oh well.

[ramblingrose]

Well, the size of hands/feet/noses/anything is no indicator, that's for sure. You can sort of have an educated guess from a man's general demeanour, but there's no substitute for copping a feel, really. Was that a bit crude? Sorry. I don't really think it matters, either, on aesthetic grounds some have pleased me more than others but size is not the be-all and end-all in my book.

[ramblingrose]

That didn't answer the question, I'm quite good at guessing but I have no idea what I base the guesses on. Feminine intuition?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Copping a feel would only indicate flaccid size, so even that would be limited!

I think it just surprises me to think that a girl would "size me up", well, at least in the sense of feeling that they would "know".

[Kelly Kapowski]

Copping a feel would only indicate flaccid size, so even that would be limited!
yeah that's what i was thinking.

Penii are so unpredictable so I personally would never feel confident in being able to guess one's size. I mean, a guy with a 3" flaccid can be three yards long when erect! I hate it, really.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

See, us guys know what we're in for when it comes to breasts. The only real surprise is the layout of the labia. It really doesn't matter, but it comes in many varieties!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

P.S. Have you ladies ever come across a penis which was really abnormally large or small? It must be weird.

[Fab]

Copping a feel would only indicate flaccid sizeI don't know about you, but when girls cop a feel I tend to be fairly "excited", as it were.

[Fab]

The only real surprise is the layout of the labia. And nipples! They come in many varieties; size/length of the actual nipple, aereola colour and size, location on the breast...

See how I put the elipses there to imply that the list goes on and on when clearly I'd run out of ideas? I'm clever, innit!

[lisa]

well yeah the long nose, big hands/feet thing is definite bs.

i do find that the tall grossly skinny guys tend to be well hung on average, whereas the chubbier men tend to be smaller... but really you can never know. and flaccid def doesnt give any clue about hard.

i work online and see lotsa pics. thats the impression i get is all.

[cigar store indian]

P.S. Have you ladies ever come across a penis which was really abnormally large or small? It must be weird.
I have. It was ginourmous, and he was maybe a foot taller than me and the same weight. So it was pretty fucking gross.

[kendra]

This is not something I spend my time thinking about, so no, I wouldn't say this is a skill all women have.

[Sugar]

you people shouldn't be talking about this because there are kids that r reading this maybe if u put it in logical terms they wont understand it.Size shouldnt matter if you love that person.

[Fab]

Thanks, Mary Whitehouse.

[Static Split Screen]

If they drive a Hummer I do:devil:

[Static Split Screen]

See, us guys know what we're in for when it comes to breasts. The only real surprise is the layout of the labia. It really doesn't matter, but it comes in many varieties!

But what if they're wearing waterbras, eh?

[Peter]

you people shouldn't be talking about this because there are kids that r reading this maybe if u put it in logical terms they wont understand it.Size shouldnt matter if you love that person.


kids might be reading this...........?

shit fuck nipple ass damn cock pussy.

oh, kids, don't read this post!

and for sure, flacid size is nowhere near a good indicator of erect size and the fat/skinny thing has a small amount of matter...Ron Jeremy is not a skinny dude and he's hung like whoa. I don't think it's possible to tell a man's size without giving him a little lower waist handshake.

[rogaine]

lol@Sugar

anyway, if it is a skill some women have, i totally do NOT have it. i'm almost always wrong!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I don't know about you, but when girls cop a feel I tend to be fairly "excited", as it were.

Well, I was thinking about an unexpected copping of a feel. Usually those types of feels only create excitement after the cop has been made.

you people shouldn't be talking about this because there are kids that r reading this maybe if u put it in logical terms they wont understand it.

I...uhhh... what?

lol@Sugar

anyway, if it is a skill some women have, i totally do NOT have it. i'm almost always wrong!

Do you have a long track record, HAT?


And I do mean long ;)



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[rogaine]

overall it's been average sized.!

[Daysleeper]

Thanks, Mary Whitehouse.

Lolz!!!11

Mayhaps sugar is one of those JW who managed to infiltrate Blamo.

But, erm, yeah, I don't think it's possible to tell the size of a mans dick just by looking at him. But as Laura said, you can tell by what vehicle he's driving.

Well, I hope girls can't tell :cry:

[Larkspur]

Hm, I don't know if the vehicle thing is true...

I was with a short lil guy a couple times...he was like 5'4" max, and hung like a horse. But he drove a huge ol' loud Chevy Blazer. I guess it was because he was three apples high?

[lisa]

well that still proves that if they need a crazy car its to compensate for height somewhere.

and the fat covering the boner point, well that is true, it can cover, but i mean like on average, the really grossly huge guys are 9/10 times nerdy skinny white guys for some reason, whereas the really teeny tiny guys are chubbier 9/10 times. yes the fat may cover a bit, but they usually push it back for their pics and its still like 3 inches hard or something, like a little bebe penis. of course there are always excptions, there really is no way to tell for sure.

and i gotta add, the really fucking huge ones scare me. i dunno why any girl would want a dick thats gonna poke her uterus and fuck shit up in there. not to mention the vag only has nerve endings ONE inch into it, so length really doesnt matter, its the girth that gets a chick off.

[Jackal]

Does your friend also claim that she can tell which books are great by looking at the covers?

[Peter]

when I owned a vehicle, it was a Dodge Stratus (four doors!). So what does that say about me?

Now I ride the silver limousine.

[ramblingrose]

Copping a feel would only indicate flaccid size, so even that would be limited!



Erm, no! You have to pick your moment...

[Leela]

lol@Sugar

anyway, if it is a skill some women have, i totally do NOT have it. i'm almost always wrong!

Me too. Guys have surprised me both ways...one guy I thought was going to be big wasn't and the guy I thought was going to be small was in fact, quite endowed.

[Static Split Screen]

Hm, I don't know if the vehicle thing is true...

I was with a short lil guy a couple times...he was like 5'4" max, and hung like a horse. But he drove a huge ol' loud Chevy Blazer. I guess it was because he was three apples high?


Dunno, I've seen a LOT of short chubby chinese computer programmers with hummers or ford excursions...

[Squirrel]

you people shouldn't be talking about this because there are kids that r reading this maybe if u put it in logical terms they wont understand it.Size shouldnt matter if you love that person.

No offence, but I think you might be in the wrong place here....

[Spaced]

But what if they're wearing waterbras, eh?

Yeah, some bras can do a lot to seemingly increase what's really there. Then there's those insert thingies. False advertising is rampant.

[Static Split Screen]

Evidently they have padded jeans/underwear now as well, so people can be JLO.

[aria]

A problem easily solved w/ my specially-trained crotch-sniffing dogs

:dance:

[Henriette]

This sounds weird, but I remember when I was around 5 or something... I was in a hotel with my father (we were driving cross-country at the time) and I accidently opened up the bathroom door while he was urinating. Anyway, in my mind's eye, his penis was so long it touched into the toilet bowl. To this day, I always wonder if it was really that long, or if my imagination ran rampant at seeing something new/shocking.

Also, I once saw an Indian man's penis. It was maybe 10+ inches, no joke. I was scared, but luckily just drunk enough to let humor conquer fear. I started calling him "Man who walks with weight of Giant Penis". God, what was wrong with me?

[ramblingrose]

lol! I too saw my father's bits by accident. My mother had previously told me (when drunk) that he was "hung like a donkey". She wasn't lying, but I'm still traumatised.

[Philippe]

So wait, there are girls that actually "cop a feel" just randomly?

Where the hell are these people?

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Does your friend also claim that she can tell which books are great by looking at the covers?

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[gangsta puffin]

moo!

[Static Split Screen]

So wait, there are girls that actually "cop a feel" just randomly?

Where the hell are these people?

Go to pubs more often?

[Static Split Screen]

Also, I once saw an Indian man's penis. It was maybe 10+ inches, no joke. I was scared, but luckily just drunk enough to let humor conquer fear. I started calling him "Man who walks with weight of Giant Penis". God, what was wrong with me?

That's hilarious.

My mom talks about her sex life all the time with me, I think it's funny. It's not like she's talking about my dad.

[Intern Kate]

This sounds weird, but I remember when I was around 5 or something... I was in a hotel with my father (we were driving cross-country at the time) and I accidently opened up the bathroom door while he was urinating. Anyway, in my mind's eye, his penis was so long it touched into the toilet bowl. To this day, I always wonder if it was really that long, or if my imagination ran rampant at seeing something new/shocking.

Also, I once saw an Indian man's penis. It was maybe 10+ inches, no joke. I was scared, but luckily just drunk enough to let humor conquer fear. I started calling him "Man who walks with weight of Giant Penis". God, what was wrong with me?

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this reminded me. as young'uns a friend and i saw a stallion at pasture with his penis touching the ground. at first i was confused and thought it was a deformed leg. we nicknamed him AP (accordian penis).

ahhh, i keep rereading and laughing, Henriette! must stop.

[jas1n]

If they drive a Hummer I do:devil:

i drive an old shitbox. :)

[Static Split Screen]

One time I saw a dolphin masturbating with a rope at marine world.

Little girl standing nearby: "Daddy, is the dolphin having a baby?"
Dad: "Uh, no, honey it's time to go."


And I saw a very 'excited' walrus one time too. The walrus one was disturbing.

[i]

lol

i saw my dad urinating once and i remember it being large in my memory, but as Henriette says everything is big when you are small. so i really don't know.

[pointyjess]

I have really bad depth perception...so even if there was some sort of way to sense it, I would get it wrong.

[jayalexander]

Damn Jess, I need to hunt u down :)

As a 'gentleman' I sometimes look at you ladies and wonder if you have a natural look, or shave/wax... and if so, is it completely off, partially, or shaped into a beautiful love heart!

My list of things to do before I'm 30 included getting my back, crack and sack waxed. I did it. It hurt. I feel for y'all!

[kendra]

eewww heart shaped pubes ewwww