lol@ovulating.

[rogaine]

ovulating is fun.
every time i think back on what i'm like when i'm ovulating, it's really obvious that i want to make a baby. i get really flirty, really horny, and i have crushes on just about any guy that'll talk to me.

so instead of being all down in the dumps about PMSing, let's talk about how fun ovulating is!!

[cigar store indian]

HA! I'm the same way. its fun, but can suck if you're single at the time.

[Jackal]

Meow, meow, I rub on my husband like a kitty!

[Static Split Screen]

I don't even notice when I'm ovulating. :(

[The Tourist]

sad4u :(

[kendra]

I sometimes do. I wish I could feel a little cramp when I was - some women can tell which SIDE they're ovulating from. It would make it so easy to get knocked up! hehe (or avoid getting knocked up)

[Leela]

HA! I'm the same way. its fun, but can suck if you're single at the time.

totally.

Oh my god when I'm ovulating I just want to fucking jump any boy that will glance my way. It's so much fun to have sex then because I feel like my body is on fire (in a good way)

[rogaine]

yeah, sex is definitely more fun when you're ovulating. isn't that weird? i think it's so cool.
i just finished ovulating and i'm kinda happy because i was getting really annoyed with not having anyone to have sex with...

[ramblingrose]

:O I can tell which side. Some months it's both :O...I don't think I act all that different though, apart from I go off my food a bit. I'm pretty much always "rampant", as it were.

[Static Split Screen]

sad4u :(

Not really, I'm always horny :D But it sucks when Craig is 6,000 miles away :(

[Kelly Kapowski]

wait i dont know if i know when i'm ovulating! i never thought about it before, as my periods are always a mess of emotions and struggles and things and things.

[ramblingrose]

Don't worry, not everybody does, it's nothing to worry about!

[Larkspur]

Sometimes I can tell and sometimes not...when I was younger I could always tell because it felt like little elves were in my belly jumping up and down on my ovary and pulling at it with strings. D: And several times I've been worried it was appendicitis, only to realize it wasn't after it went away in a few hours. :-o

[lisa]

Sometimes I can tell and sometimes not...when I was younger I could always tell because it felt like little elves were in my belly jumping up and down on my ovary and pulling at it with strings. D: And several times I've been worried it was appendicitis, only to realize it wasn't after it went away in a few hours. :-o
i remember the first time i felt this when i was like 12, i was SURE i was going to die of appendicitis, and went to the doc, and they were like, its just cramps, dont worry.

[Static Split Screen]

when I was younger I could always tell because it felt like little elves were in my belly jumping up and down on my ovary and pulling at it with strings. D:

What a great similie!

I don't think i've ever felt it. Maybe I'm barren :(

[Larkspur]

Naah, I think it just varies, who feels it and who doesn't. Sometimes my elves were evil and sometimes they were just trotting their ribbons 'round the Maypole. Now I rarely feel it. Maybe I'm barren now! :scared:

Just kidding. I'm sure we're fine. :-*

Do you guys ever feel your uterus flutter? Me = all the frickin' time.

[Static Split Screen]

Uteruses flutter?

[Kelly Kapowski]

i have a tilted uterus.

[rogaine]

i heard that makes sex painful sometimes. true? or am i thinking of something else.

[Kelly Kapowski]

no it can/does. Ugh really painful, and it can make periods extra painful as well :D Some peeps have probs with fertility as well b/c of it but my mom's is tilted too and she was fine, and my obgyn said it shouldn't be a problem.

[rogaine]

huh interesting. sometimes when i have sex too hard my left ovary hurts!

[Static Split Screen]

Which way is it tilted, Bailey, do you know?

[Larkspur]

I thought that when the uteruses (uteri?) are wonky they're more tipped than tilted...like they tip backward instead of forward. My friend had one and she has a 1-year-old so I guess it's not always fatal. :-*

[Kelly Kapowski]

are tipped and tilted not the same thing, woman?

laura, i think it's towards ye olde rectum :D

[Static Split Screen]

maybe that's why you have trouble pooping!

[Kelly Kapowski]

dude, no! first off, that was like 3 years ago and secondly it was because i didnt want to go in front of 100 girls b/c i like being alone!

why everyone on blamo still thinks i am holding my shit in years later is beyond me! i haven't been in that kind of environment since i was a freshman in college and i'm a junior now!

[Larkspur]

My GOD why would you have to poop in front of 100 girls!!!!??!!! D:

and yeah, in hindsight, I don't know where I got off making that tipped/tilted distinction. :oh: Sorry 'bout that snooty trollness. :-o

[Kelly Kapowski]

b/c i used to go to school in sri lanka and in our "dorm" the only thing they had for a toilet was a hole in the floor!!1 with no walls! and i lived with 100 girls! in a room w ith a hole!!1

and by that i mean i had shitting phobia in my dorm freshmen year b/c we only had 3 toilets and it was shared by loads of girls, so there were always people in there and i am a very private person :D well, until it comes to posting things on blamo :D i'd go for like, 11 days at a time w/o going and i'd document every shitless day on blamo!1 And now i am probably going to die of some shitting disease b/c of what i did to myself but it was so worth it, i'd never let them win and hear me on the toilet!!

[Larkspur]

I live in Sri Lanka. :ok:



and by that I mean HAHAHAHAHA you poor thing! My sister had a shitting phobia in her freshman dorm, made worse by the fact that it was a COED FLOOR. D: How could one live in such a situation?! They also had about four stalls, and I remember talking to her on the phone about dorm life while she was there; she mentioned how she'd get up ultra early before everyone and RUN to the toilet to dump it or, and I quote, "Sometimes I just wait till it's crowning, then I really don't care who hears." ~~insert my screaming in horror and her maniacal laughter here~~

I'm so lucky I never had to live in the dorms. I would've exploded on the inside. :darn: I too have a shitting phobia, and I'm nervous about the repercussions marriage will bring to my solitary bathroom lifestyle. :scared:

[Static Split Screen]

Wow Sri Lanka, interesting! Why were you going to school there? Was it with parents or a study abroad thing?

[Kelly Kapowski]

I live in Sri Lanka. :ok:



and by that I mean HAHAHAHAHA you poor thing! My sister had a shitting phobia in her freshman dorm, made worse by the fact that it was a COED FLOOR. D: How could one live in such a situation?! They also had about four stalls, and I remember talking to her on the phone about dorm life while she was there; she mentioned how she'd get up ultra early before everyone and RUN to the toilet to dump it or, and I quote, "Sometimes I just wait till it's crowning, then I really don't care who hears." ~~insert my screaming in horror and her maniacal laughter here~~

I'm so lucky I never had to live in the dorms. I would've exploded on the inside. :darn: I too have a shitting phobia, and I'm nervous about the repercussions marriage will bring to my solitary bathroom lifestyle. :scared:
wow, one of my own species! Yes i too fear the same thing, but usually what i do when i hear my mom around outside the bathroom is, "go away, my stomach hurts" or something so i THINK i can probably do that in the future, just say those words. But my real plan is to have seperate bathrooms b/c that is just a must for me. Or even seperate houses, and i'm not even kidding here. My mom knew people who did that and i think it's awesome.

my b/f knows that i'm private about those things b/c i never talk about it, but i feel bad b/c i know im repressing him b/c i know he's not that way! and i dont want to pass my phobia on to him b/c i dont care about his bowels! i'm just a goon embarassed by brown things i guess which is really just so stupid. I have no idea why i care, but i blame my mom.

That is extra horrible about your sister. My friend used to have to go to this gross weird deserted bathroom in the basement of her grody dorm to crap!! that is pretty bad too. I'd sometimes go to other dorms and use their bathrooms b/c no one would remember me b/c our school is so big :D Wow im so glad i'll never have to deal with that again. I'm studying in london next semester and i'm in another dorm but everyone has their own bathroom in their room!!! That's partly why i picked that school, not even fucking kidding here.

And Laura, lololol i was never in sri lanka, gingerhead!

[Larkspur]

One of the main reasons I didn't want to dorm it was so I didn't have to share a bathroom. And the apartment I rented with my roommate the first year had 1 1/2 baths so it was all good. And after that I've lived alone ever since.

My fiance can be a real asshat about potty issues. The most embarrassing moment ever EVER in my life involved him and a bathroom. Horrible. I think I've only ever told 2 people about it, I still feel bad about it and it happened almost 8 years ago. D:

But I can't even talk about it to say "my stomach hurts" or something...I have to sneak off in the middle of the game or something while he's occupied...I'm so mortified. It's all about separate bathrooms. If I ever get to build my own house, or do a remodel, I am totally and not even kidding a little bit going to soundproof the bathroom. I've wanted that for YEARS. I know there's soundproofing material like insulation available, and a solid-core door is a must.

Kindred spirits, we. :darn:

[lisa]

One of the main reasons I didn't want to dorm it was so I didn't have to share a bathroom.
Kindred spirits, we. :darn:
omg i'm glad im not the only one. seems this is kind of a common problem for females at least.
this is far tmi for blamo but i definitely had issues with that when i moved into my COED dorm with THREE stalls!!! THREE!! AND only 3 guys on my floor so i always knew who else was in there and i had to wait for them to be done and leave before i could even pee, nevermind number 2. ughhh.
but i was never able to do number 2 anywhere but my own house growing up, so i was expecting it to be bad when i moved to the dorms. after first year i got a place with 3 friends and 2 bathrooms so that was alright, and now i have a place with my sis and the bathroom is in the middle of the livingroom area cause it's a teeny tiny basement, so i run the tap when i go.

[kendra]

I don't like it when there's other people in the public restroom with me, but when you gotta go you gotta go. Sometimes what I will do is hold it in until the other person finishes up and leaves (because 90% of the time you go to the bathroom it's just pee, right?) But it's funny when obviously the other woman is waiting for ME to do the same thing, and then I just say fuck it and let it fly! :D

[kendra]

As for pooping with your significant other around...it's a fine line. We generally leave the room, but not always!

[ramblingrose]

Kendra = married = doesn't matter what goes on in the bathroom, as long as the bedroom is good. And good for you! etc.

[Static Split Screen]

Lol I'm so gullible :(

[milpool]

shit, i am over it. well..not the public bathroom stuff. i used to never ever poop at work but i work with another girl now that talks about shit and junk all the time and we are open with our shitting habits.

i also dont give a crap (teehee) about pooping if mark is anywhere around anymore either. i am pretty much disgusting though and will tell him when "i think that was a 2 pounder". ha, poop.

[Leela]

I have a peeing phobia whenever I'm around a guy I like, I don't know what the hell my problem is. I always think they're focusing on every sound I make and get embarrassed, basically over nothing. And most of the time I have to pee so bad but my muscles will just not let it flow.

[The Tourist]

what's all this sri lanka talk?!
I had a public loo experience today. out of 7 cubicles one was being used, on the far left. so i took the far right one, so as soon as i'd sat down some bloke goes in the cubicle next to me. i hate that. i also hate the marble floor thing where you can almost see the person reflected off the marble, if you know what i mean. then this other guy comes in and he's singing and being annoying.. anyway it took me about 5 minutes to shit in the end, very annoying.

[Larkspur]

Marble reflections = horribleness. D: As do the asshats who have to sit RIGHT NEXT TO YOU in a huge bathroom. :hate:

The fiance won't dump it in a public bathroom. Ever. When at home I suppose he doesn't care that I can totally hear every little sound through the hollow door, and he speaks of horrifyingly gross things freely, but he can't poop in public. :\

[Kelly Kapowski]

i do that all the time.

i talk about shit with everyone under the sun except the b/f, but i'm hoping one day i will be drunk enough to tell him how i truly feel about this rusty nail in our relationship.

[Larkspur]

^^

:cry: you've seen into my soul and spoken truth.