ITT: We talk about Nipples

[Leela]

So, and this is mostly for guys, what kind of nipples do you like? big? small? light? dark?

I guess I'm asking because I'm self conscious about mine, and I know a lot of it is personal preference but I'd just like to know y'alls opinion on it.

GO!

[Peter]

i like small pink ones :)

[rogaine]

i'm self conscious about mine too.. mostly cause i've never really seen another girls' boobs except in porn and movies and stuff. :( so far i'm not liking these results.

[Peter]

i'm not really picky tho... i'm just not attracted to those big, long, bumpy national geographic nipples. eww.

[The Tourist]

babies like those ones, more alveoli (?) for the juicin'!

[ramblingrose]

I'm quite happy with mine, thanks, I think they're pleasant.

[Barbara]

I think mine look weird sometimes but then I stroke them and they feel better about themselves :D

[ok]

babies like those ones, more alveoli (?) for the juicin'!
areola? alveoli are in your lungs ;o

[Fab]

I prefer pinker ones, boy sized areola are weird, huge ones weirder, so somewhere in the middle.

[Atomsk Iscariot]

I have no real nipple preference. Huge ones don't exactly light my fire, but what does!

[ramblingrose]

It's a pointless preference to have really, not yours Frank, just in general, because by the time you get to find out it's too late, if you see what I mean. I feel similarly about balls.

[ramblingrose]

are you like a plant, Brad? Will you one day split into two and there'll be a new Brad?

[Fab]

It's a pointless preference to have really, not yours Frank, just in general, because by the time you get to find out it's too late, if you see what I mean. I feel similarly about balls.

yesh, it's not like i'd dump someone for her nipples being too big or anything, as long as they're there in some form or other i'm quite happy really.

[Daysleeper]

I don't like big satellite dishe areola...ewww...but I do like nipples that get big and erect easy so that i can 'tweak' and play with them.

Don't really care about the colour.

[Atomsk Iscariot]

are you like a plant, Brad? Will you one day split into two and there'll be a new Brad?

It's possible!

[Atomsk Iscariot]

It's a pointless preference to have really, not yours Frank, just in general, because by the time you get to find out it's too late, if you see what I mean. I feel similarly about balls.

But yeah this is primarily why I don't have any preference. It pretty much doesn't matter.

[Leela]

i'm self conscious about mine too.. :( so far i'm not liking these results.

Me either...gawd everyone compliments me on my boobs but I'm thinkin "well you haven't seen em naked" and then I think they're horribly unattractive and such.

[Spaced]

Another thread that falls under the "meaningless without pictures" category!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Another thread that falls under the "meaningless without pictures" category!

Exactly. Can we cut to the chase? Ladies, post pictures of your nipples, and us guys will evaluate them for you. Without pictures, we have nothing to reference things by!

[Kelly Kapowski]

very interesting, i recently thought about making a nipple thread as well!

This is because I was driving in my car, which has no heat, and my nipples were so erect that my boobs were doubled over in pain. It felt as if I were previously nipple-less, but had rusted metal daggers used in spears implanted into my breasts and they were slowly slicing and stabbing themselves through my pristine boob skin to expose my new metal nipples. I could have sworn they hurt so much that blood and pus were seeping through the tiny dagger holes, staining my clothes. And this lasted for 15 minutes! I couldn't believe the pain, and the fact that my otherwise numb nips were able to feel such a discomfort.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I could have sworn they hurt so much that blood and pus were seeping through the tiny dagger holes, staining my clothes.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have found the new saltpeter.

[The Tourist]

areola? alveoli are in your lungs ;o

yeah, I knew they were lungland things, but I couldn't remember boobland word. :(

[rogaine]

lol, bailey that sounds awful. and funny. i hope your nips feel better today.:ok:

but i gotta say i don't have that problem too often because i wear padded bras. maybe if your boobs were tiny like mine and you had to wear padded bras it wouldn't be an issue!! ..i still think we should share.

[The Tourist]

best news ever? D: i shall be trying this? (http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html)

[cigar store indian]

very interesting, i recently thought about making a nipple thread as well!

This is because I was driving in my car, which has no heat, and my nipples were so erect that my boobs were doubled over in pain. It felt as if I were previously nipple-less, but had rusted metal daggers used in spears implanted into my breasts and they were slowly slicing and stabbing themselves through my pristine boob skin to expose my new metal nipples. I could have sworn they hurt so much that blood and pus were seeping through the tiny dagger holes, staining my clothes. And this lasted for 15 minutes! I couldn't believe the pain, and the fact that my otherwise numb nips were able to feel such a discomfort.


ugh, horrid! this happened to me today while i was on the train. its kind of a good pain for me, but i was self conscious that they might be showing through my 12 layers of clothing.

[Larkspur]

best news ever? D: i shall be trying this? (http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html)

:scared:


That is so fucking weird. I kept waiting for the severed head of Linda Blair to pop up, screaming, as I read to scare the pants off me.

[The Tourist]

I played with my right nipple for about a minute to see if it would deliver the goods, sadly it didn't. :(

[rogaine]

ew i hate having my nipples played with. kissed/licked is ok, but when hands go after them it really kills the mood for me.:org:

[Static Split Screen]

I like my nipples, even though they're really pale. And I like them played with :D

[kendra]

Male lactation doesn't really bother me, although I find it so hard to believe the guy willed himself into producing milk. What a hippy! :D

I like my breasts in general. My nipples are tempermental; most of the time it feels like they're too sensitive. But I mostly like everything at some point, fingers, tongue, teeth, etc.

I think I like breasts in general though; rarely have I seen a boob and gone "ew, what a gross looking boob." I think it is a bit odd when a breast is huge and the nipple is very small (including the areola).

[Leela]

oh man I love having my boobs played with, it's so much fun

[Larkspur]

ew i hate having my nipples played with. kissed/licked is ok, but when hands go after them it really kills the mood for me.:org:

I'm the opposite. Probably because I can barely feel 'em so any soft touch is basically like it's not happening. Big, numb boooooobies. :cry: I know someone else has this problem...right...:-o

[Celluloid Love]

http://www.xlgirls.net/erect-nipples/erect-nipples/large/erectnipples04.jpg



no

[Static Split Screen]

:(

[rogaine]

i'm glad my boobs don't look like that.

[Leela]

Same. freakin. here.

[Static Split Screen]

It's a very unflattering angle as well.

I've heard smoking excessive pot can cause males to lactate, I've no idea if it's true though.

[Kelly Kapowski]

I'm the opposite. Probably because I can barely feel 'em so any soft touch is basically like it's not happening. Big, numb boooooobies. :cry: I know someone else has this problem...right...:-o
i'm infamous for having numb boobs! the nips can be a different story but the boobs are just like this globular, maleable species who lack any sort of nerve endings.

edit: i actually don't know how globular they are, not at all really, but you get the point!

"my boobs are like a candle in the wind" - bailey b.

edit edit: do you have big boobs?

[ramblingrose]

Their footsteps will always ring here, in England's greenest hills. Their candle burned out long before their legend ever will. That's what Bernie Taupin said anyway.

[Kelly Kapowski]

:)

ciona, where do you get your clown-sized bras? have you ever worn Freya? they are an english company i think

[ramblingrose]

Marks and Spencer, usually, or independent lingerie shops. I have had a couple of Freya bras but was not impressed! Far too much "balconette" and confusing sizes.

[ramblingrose]

ps I bought a lovely red bra (and matching pants) the other day and had to get a 30G, so am more clown-sized than ever.

[Kelly Kapowski]

w0w that sure is clowny

i bought a freya bra once b/c it was cuter than anything else i could find at the time, and yes it is balconette but i dont mind that b/c it's the only kind of bra i can really get cleavage w/ because i dont do plunge. However, with Freya i was like, this ridiculous size so they have to run small! And besides that i didnt really care for them. The straps were too long and stretchy and didnt fit the best around.

But then there was a sale online the other day so i bought 2 more : ( i can return them though if i dont like them but how dumb. I love bras though, i do.

[Larkspur]

edit edit: do you have big boobs?

Let's just say....YES.

have you ever worn Freya? they are an english company i think

My fiance used to live next door to a white-trash family who had a really cute boxer bitch called Freya. Well, she was really cute but for her giant, low-hangin' teats and other sagging doggy-mama parts. I don't think I'll look into buying their bras solely based on that mental image.

[Kelly Kapowski]

awwww i love boxers : (!!

their bras at least look cute sitting in my underwear drawer : ///

where do you shop for big bras? do you admit to your size or are you one of those who are like, "i'm a 36D!" when they are actually a 32N?

[Needs Wasabi]

No offence..but, my god. I thought my boobs were big at a 40D. I really pity you girls with ones even bigger. :cry: I have really bad backaches because of mine..So, I just feel really bad for you all.

Once again..No offence.

[Kelly Kapowski]

have you ever been fitted, though? if not, i bet you are something more like a 36E or something! you'd be shocked. Usually girls buy bras that are too big around and not big enough in the cup.

[Larkspur]

I've been guilty of that...but they don't tend to make bras big enough to fit in conventional stores where they offer fittings (JCPenney) and since I live in the sticks I don't know where to go to get my knockers properly fitted. Right now I think I'm a 40G. When I was fit I was a 34-36DD or F.

Bra companies don't exactly make it easy, either, since there are no fit standards. Some go DD to DDD to F, some use E as DDD or DDDD, who knows. :cry:

[Hi There, Am Pam]

3 pages, and only one picture of a pair of breasts. To make things worse, they're stalactites. Ladies, let's see some tits already!

[lisa]

I'm the opposite. Probably because I can barely feel 'em so any soft touch is basically like it's not happening. Big, numb boooooobies. :cry: I know someone else has this problem...right...:-o
its a fact that big boobs dont get as much pleasure from stimulation as small ones because all boobs have the same amount of nerve endings no matter what size, so smaller ones feel a lot while it's just a waste of time on bigger ones cause theres so much more flesh diluting (?) the feeling...

mine arent that big at a 36 c/d (i need to look into those half sizes ive heard about!) but yet i still dont get much out of that area, and it sucks cause guys always go right for that and im just like, uhhh, kiss my neck instead please, its a lot more sensitive.

i've never had a fitting cause im easily embarrased and wouldnt want some old lady playing around with my naked tits, but i know how they do fittings and ive sorta done it on myself so i think im close enough to the right size. i have friends that definitely lie about their size, squeezing into a 34 DD when they should be in like an E or F or something. But it sucks cause stores really dont make bras in those sizes, fuck sometimes its hard to find a D at the nice stores.

[Static Split Screen]

I'm not as flat as a 12 year old boy anymore, but I wouldn't consider them big. They're sort of halfway between a 32C and a 34C. I wish they made like, 33Cs :( I like them though, I think they're finally proportional to my body.

Edit: But I'm too lazy/poor to guy buy new bras so I just wear my 34Bs and they sort of pinch and give me a lot of cleavage. I only have one 32C bra :(

[lisa]

if you get a 34 and wear it on the tightest snap its a 33... thats what i do with mine... but it sucks cause they always stretch out after some wear so that doesnt work for tooo long.

[Kelly Kapowski]

I've been guilty of that...but they don't tend to make bras big enough to fit in conventional stores where they offer fittings (JCPenney) and since I live in the sticks I don't know where to go to get my knockers properly fitted. Right now I think I'm a 40G. When I was fit I was a 34-36DD or F.

Bra companies don't exactly make it easy, either, since there are no fit standards. Some go DD to DDD to F, some use E as DDD or DDDD, who knows. :cry:
yeah, to get my bras, which are clownish size, i have to go to another state : ( I had a fitting at Nordstroms and it was a great time! I had so much fun that I wish I could get a job doing what they do D; wow what a creep.

but yeah, good luck finding a nice, cut bra in E or F or G at those lame stores.

oh and once i tried fitting myself and it came out as being 38A when i'm like 8 times bigger than that lol.

also, i have seen half sizes on some sites.

[Static Split Screen]

if you get a 34 and wear it on the tightest snap its a 33... thats what i do with mine... but it sucks cause they always stretch out after some wear so that doesnt work for tooo long.

I tried that when I tried on bras the other day but it was still too big. But the 32Cs seem to pinch a bit when on the largest. Gah. I was a perfect 32C 2 months ago but then I started on BC again. But in July I was a 32AA, so I can't complain.

[Celluloid Love]

i like them tannish and about normal/medium sized. thanks

[Celluloid Love]

aka not a fan of the pink nips

[Static Split Screen]

Really? You're the only one I've heard say they don't like pink nips.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Everybody loves pink nipples.

[rogaine]

i like them tannish and about normal/medium sized. thanks

:loveing:

[Celluloid Love]

Everybody loves pink nipples.

Apparently not so

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Apparently not so

Correction: Everyone who matters loves pink nipples.

[Celluloid Love]

god, shut the fuck up already

[ramblingrose]

My bosoms are not actually that big, if you see what I mean, and a bra lady told me that, so there! also, what's this about "sensitivity"? My research would suggest that's utter tosh.
And! You should never buy a bra that fits on the tightest hook, because then after a few washes it'll be too big. Properly-fitting bras do feel weird and tight if you're not used to them, but after about 10 minutes you'll be going, oh gosh, this is comfy.
kthxbai!

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

god, shut the fuck up already

Aww, the poor baby just can't take it.

[Atomsk Iscariot]

I can't believe you're arguing about nipple preference.

Oh wait, you're just being antagonistic. Well.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Who would have thought that a simple flippant comment would cause such controversy?

People get SOO touchy over the silliest things. Will it ever cease to be amusing?