hairy or shaven?

[Suede]

how do you girls like your pubes?

[Drunkenmaster]

I like girls' pubes shaven, personally.

[Suede]

ewwww!!! not yoko ono like hairyness?

[Drunkenmaster]

No, I prefer dental floss over pubes.

[Suede]

i wonder what girl has ginger pubes here...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Drunkenmaster]

It's not Ciona. Her hair is naturally blonde.

[gangsta puffin]

Neither.

[Static Split Screen]

I shave the bottom part sometimes, and then just trim the upper bit. I once shaved and it was the worst thing of my life so I refuse to ever again.

I have gingerish pubes.

[Larkspur]

Is this inspired by the one (http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthread.php?t=92072) over on Sweet Addy? It's a doozy.

If not, weiiiiiiiiiiiird. D:

My eyebrows are darker than my pubes, which are the same color as the roots of my noggin-topper. :\

[ramblingrose]

It's not Ciona. Her hair is naturally blonde.

Matching collar and cuffs is so ten minutes ago, really...

[wasp in a jar]

waxed. i can't bear shaving anymore.

[Jackal]

Classic hairy triangle.

[Peter]

waxed. i can't bear shaving anymore.

Praise :jesus: !

[Barbara]

Classic hairy triangle.

me too

[Kelly Kapowski]

Is this inspired by the one (http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthread.php?t=92072) over on Sweet Addy? It's a doozy.

If not, weiiiiiiiiiiiird. D:

every blamo board has a mandatory pubes thread. The General Board has one practically every week!1.

shaving is the absolute worstttt. I bought a waxing thing that i've yet to try for the bikini line, and im nervous! it wasn't that cheap shit either that you'd find at cvs, it was expensive.

[Leela]

I hate shaving, I should start investing in the waxing

[Daysleeper]

I prefer a girl who shaves/trims/waxes, as it shows to me that she cares about her appearance. Plus a tidy little area is much more attractive to me than an overgrown hairy one.

[Kelly Kapowski]

well, PERSONALLY, i don't think a grown bush means a woman doesn't care about what she looks like. I think for a lot of people the pubes region is rather to please the partner. I'm not saying this is true for all women, but i know it applies to me! Mostly b/c if i'm not being sexually active for a period of time, i often don't care what's going on down south. Sometimes it's good to make sure it's not out of control for hygiene's sake, but for me it's rarely about vanity.

[Barbara]

well just cause we put hairy doesn't mean it's overgrown ;) the options were "hairy" or "shaven", no option for "trimmed" which is still hairy but not jungle-like. I think the natural look is more attractive myself, I see bald-shaved snatch and I think trashy porn girl. I've shaved a couple times before and it's so not worth it, I'd rather have the hair than red bumps from irritation and the feeling of constant itching down there.

[Static Split Screen]

Ferrealz Barbara! Plus I felt like I was 12, because this was back when I was very uncurvy.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

I'm suprised, nay shocked, that no one has put up that "This thread is useless without pics" smiley yet.

[wasp in a jar]

maybe you should do it then danny?

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

maybe you should do it then danny?

Do what?

Shave? :eek:

[Jackal]

Hey! Hairy doesn't mean I don't care about my appearance!:finger:

It's MY bush DAMMIT! Barbara's right, it's not always worth the hours of care it takes to keep it nice.

I do the same amount of care now that I've always done, so it's not like I've let myself go after reeling him in either.

[Jackal]

Well, you could just fuck little girls....problem solved!

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Trimming with scissors is painless.

[Jackal]

I've had no complaints or requests.

[Mary Alice]

Trimming with scissors is painless.

right, and just because you don't shave doesn't mean you don't trim. I hate shaving, so I don't do it, but it's not a jungle down there, either.

I am a hairy creature, it's enough work to take care of all the rest.

[Barbara]

what really cracks me up is pube-phobic guys, especially ones who shave anything other than their faces. I prefer a big hairy beast to a preening, pube-squeamish ball-shaver :D

[ramblingrose]

What I want to know is, how exactly do you wax a scrotum? Because they do, I just can't imagine HOW.

[ramblingrose]

ps I also don't understand why, I can't see what benefit anybody gets from it, but there y'go.

[Barbara]

yea really....I mean, maybe they save their girlfriends from getting the occassional pube caught in her throat... Way to go, Captain Nair :D

[TheImplodingVoice]

God! Pubes are great! I hate how people think that looking natural = disgusting.
I've heard people in the USA go as far as cutting a chunk off their dicks (circumcision) for aesthetical purposes!

Anyway, I like my girls unshaven

[Mary Alice]

hey Andres I missed you when you were gone :)

[Daysleeper]

What I want to know is, how exactly do you wax a scrotum? Because they do, I just can't imagine HOW.

Hair removal cream. Elton John swears by it. Apparently.
:deboned:

[Static Split Screen]

It always seemed scary and a bit dangerous for a man to shave down there.

[Fab]

I've heard people in the USA go as far as cutting a chunk off their dicks (circumcision) for aesthetical purposes!I think it's more because it's the done thing these days, rather than because people think it looks better. Half the time I imagine the parents don't even think about it, the other half they think that if they don't get it done then their baby won't be "normal". Of course there are supposed health benefits too, though being English, I'm all intact down there.

As for pubes, I'd much rather them be there than not, even landing strip style isn't much better (than bald).

[Atomsk Iscariot]

Of course there are supposed health benefits too

Which are all lies.

But we've done the circumcision topic before.

[milpool]

shaved with a bit at the top still so its not too 12yr old. its just preference, i hate hair.

[kendra]

I've got too much hair to spend 45 minutes sculpting my pubic coif into a cutesy little geometric shape, and I've never tried waxing. Plus I find hairy OR shaved sexy, so it doesn't swing me one way or the other. I just keep my bikini line shaved on a semi-regular basis, and trim stuff pre-period week so stuff doesn't get chunky. Shaving doesn't irritate me, but the hair is growing back by the end of day one, so I've basically got stubble from the get-go, which is lame and pointless :D

[Larkspur]

trim stuff pre-period week so stuff doesn't get chunky.

D: Ew. Just ew. GOOD GOD, what we women must endure. :cry:

[vaya con dios]

I've got too much hair to spend 45 minutes sculpting my pubic coif into a cutesy little geometric shape, and I've never tried waxing. Plus I find hairy OR shaved sexy, so it doesn't swing me one way or the other. I just keep my bikini line shaved on a semi-regular basis, and trim stuff pre-period week so stuff doesn't get chunky. Shaving doesn't irritate me, but the hair is growing back by the end of day one, so I've basically got stubble from the get-go, which is lame and pointless :D

you're hairier than others, YOUR POINT IS DOWNSIZED

go see tim in the office, you will never work in this town again

NEVER WORK AGAIN I SAY

[jas1n]

yea really....I mean, maybe they save their girlfriends from getting the occassional pube caught in her throat... Way to go, Captain Nair :D

ugh, Nair smells so fucking horrible.

[Static Split Screen]

Nair is terrible. I used it once on my legs and that was bad enough. I couldn't imagine the pain of using on my crotch.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

D: Ew. Just ew. GOOD GOD, what we women must endure. :cry:
It made me chuckle. Probably shouldn't, but oh well. :D

[Barbara]

Nair is terrible. I used it once on my legs and that was bad enough. I couldn't imagine the pain of using on my crotch.


uggh I know...I used it once on my legs and had a pretty bad allergic reaction, broke out in red splotches and welts all over my legs :( it took all freakin' summer to heal and I wouldn't wear anything that showed my legs all summer

[kendra]

It made me chuckle. Probably shouldn't, but oh well. :D

haha :D It's not that bad, it's just, y'know, lawn maintenance. No biggie.

[kendra]

you're hairier than others, YOUR POINT IS DOWNSIZED

go see tim in the office, you will never work in this town again

NEVER WORK AGAIN I SAY

shuddup, u no u r a muff-lvr

hey that'd be a cool license plate

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

haha :D It's not that bad, it's just, y'know, lawn maintenance. No biggie.

You should meet my best friend. He absolutely adores going down on girls when they are on the blob.


...and I dont mean like THAT, before anyone starts getting funny. You are married after all.

[Larkspur]

girls when they are on the blob.


That made me chuckle. A lot. And I'm OK with that. :D

[vaya con dios]

So blob means period, it's funny I once heard the phrase "don't lose your blob" and I assumed it meant pissing your pants...

[Static Split Screen]

I'd never heard that expression either. I'll add it to my archives of funny dirty expressions.

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[El Loto]

Square Go

[lisa]

You should meet my best friend. He absolutely adores going down on girls when they are on the blob.


...and I dont mean like THAT, before anyone starts getting funny. You are married after all.
i feel like i must be missing something here. this is a joke right? if blob means period, youre saying he likes to lick the blood/discharge??? wtf??

maybe this is why some ppl call themselves vampires? but seriously... wtf?

[kendra]

I can't imagine the texture'd be nice.

[The Tourist]

but the taste would be exquisite?

I trim les pubes. I once shaved everything off, it was rank and never to be done again. I don't know why I did it either, it was in my first year at uni and I think I was having a bit of a mental breakdown and just stayed in my room all the time... thus it seemed like a reasonable thing to do at the time. D:

[ramblingrose]

Gosh, Eliot, that's a bit odd, however I once spent 36 hours straight writing an incredibly boring essay and finally emerged from my room with a panty liner stuck to my forehead on which I'd written "I MAY NOT SEEM QUITE RIGHT BUT I'M NOT FUCKED NOT QUITE", and not only had I finished the essay, I'd eaten an acorn and written several haiku.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

i feel like i must be missing something here. this is a joke right? if blob means period, youre saying he likes to lick the blood/discharge??? wtf??

maybe this is why some ppl call themselves vampires? but seriously... wtf?

He is a strange but lovely guy, what can i say? I'm surprised he has found a girl would let him do it, but there we go.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

but the taste would be exquisite?

I trim les pubes. I once shaved everything off, it was rank and never to be done again. I don't know why I did it either, it was in my first year at uni and I think I was having a bit of a mental breakdown and just stayed in my room all the time... thus it seemed like a reasonable thing to do at the time. D:

I once shaved them off when I was 16, and I totally agree. I think shaving them off for a laugh is a very bad idea. It only works if you keep doing it regularly.

[gangsta puffin]

He is a strange but lovely guy, what can i say? I'm surprised he has found a girl would let him do it, but there we go.

is this matt?
i'll never see him the same way again. and i'll definitely feel uncomfortable if i have my period, like he can sense it. and enjoy it.

[ramblingrose]

I once shaved them off when I was 16, and I totally agree. I think shaving them off for a laugh is a very bad idea. It only works if you keep doing it regularly.

but WAS it a laugh? Or was it more scary and weird?

And still nobody's told me how you wax a sac.

[rogaine]

is this matt?
i'll never see him the same way again. and i'll definitely feel uncomfortable if i have my period, like he can sense it. and enjoy it.

lol

and as if anyone cares, i don't shave. and meghan and i have had a conversation on blamo before about why. i do trim though.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

but WAS it a laugh? Or was it more scary and weird?

And still nobody's told me how you wax a sac.

Not really.

I dont know how to "wax a sac" and I really cant see the point either.

[Static Split Screen]

is this matt?
i'll never see him the same way again. and i'll definitely feel uncomfortable if i have my period, like he can sense it. and enjoy it.


ROFL.

I guess there are weirder fetishes out there, but gah.

The thought of waxing a sac makes me cringe, and I'm a girl!

[The Tourist]

even shaving a sac is rather daunting. with all those creases you're sure to slice yourself somewhere. :( I don't like the thought of pulling myself taut and trying to shave somewhere I can only see the front of.

[gangsta puffin]

lol

meghan and i have had a conversation on blamo before about why.

i do not recall! but i wish i did!

i don't shave because it's super. fucking. itchy. it doesn't bother some people, but my skin can't stand it. wax4lief.

[vaya con dios]

even shaving a sac is rather daunting. with all those creases you're sure to slice yourself somewhere. :(

what the hell would you be using, a straight razor?? i never had that problem... then again i'm very careful about how i'm shaving. the hairs are, after all, low in numbers so it's like a five minute job.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

even shaving a sac is rather daunting. with all those creases you're sure to slice yourself somewhere. :( I don't like the thought of pulling myself taut and trying to shave somewhere I can only see the front of.

Shaving it is a piece of piss really.

[i]

ew at shaving sacs

[Larkspur]

But it makes the johnson look bigger.

http://www.orgazmodvd.com/img/orgprod8.jpg

[lisa]

yeah shaved it looks better, but i really dont think it is possible to wax balls.. god knows im scared enough to wax down there cause of the pain, i can't imagine a guy doing it to skin that sensitive.

that said, girls who wax it all off, have you ever done it yourself, cause i really wouldnt want to get it done by someone else at a salon.

[gangsta puffin]

you CAN. NOT. give yourself a brazilian. unless you want to rip all your giner skin off and bleed to death.

[Larkspur]

Yeah I think we've come to the general consensus that waxing the vajayjay is best left to da pros.

[lisa]

you CAN. NOT. give yourself a brazilian. unless you want to rip all your giner skin off and bleed to death.
yeah thats what i figured, but i mean if they can do it without that happening howcome i cant just do it to myself without that happening? i really hate shaving but i dont wanna show my gina to some old lady... i fear the gyno enough.

[gangsta puffin]

um well. they can get angles that you can't. unless you're freakishly flexibly talented. the skin has to be pulled perfectly taut when you're waxing, and paired with folding yourself in half with a twist, it's just too much to take on yourself.

i can understand not feeling comforatable with having someone do it, but only to an extent... do you have any idea how many other ginies they see? do you really think your's will phase them, good, bad, or indifferent? to a pro it's just another surface of skin to spread wax on and rip off. unless there's something extraordinary down there, they probably wouldn't recognize you the next day.

[Static Split Screen]

Man I bet they've seen some nasty vags in their time.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

i've never had a fitting cause im easily embarrased and wouldnt want some old lady playing around with my naked tits,

yeah thats what i figured, but i mean if they can do it without that happening howcome i cant just do it to myself without that happening? i really hate shaving but i dont wanna show my gina to some old lady... i fear the gyno enough.

Do you have scary dreams about this geriatric pervert?

[Static Split Screen]

When I was fitted in the UK they never saw my bare breasts. They saw me in my bra, measured my ribcage, then brought in bras in a few sizes. They left while I tried them on, then came back in and told me whether they thought it fit or not. It was surprisingly unawkward.

[lisa]

Do you have scary dreams about this geriatric pervert?
every.single.night.

she touches me in my private parts :cry:

lol i know im stupid about it, and im sure ill get over it some day, but the pain issue is something i dont think i can build up to...

[Celluloid Love]

trimmed. shaven vag makes me feel like i'm doing a little girl, and thats creepy.

[cigar store indian]

but you are! oh snap

jk, kinda


:-*

[Celluloid Love]

youre bad! it's true though

[cigar store indian]

aim? <3

[cigar store indian]

PS: if i wasnt already drunk, and i had good tires, ide come visit you right now!

I'm close to throwing myself into my oven... im sleep deprived and work too much and now i resemble mona from who's the boss? :cry:

[Celluloid Love]

:cry: ilu debbay

[cigar store indian]

ilumore :cry: :love: