pink eye

[Suede]

do girls like it!!

[Suede]

fess up bitches

[Static Split Screen]

What? Who they hell would like pink eye?

[rogaine]

this is a sexy thread

[Peter]

i want to make dirty love to you all.

[jas1n]

i had pink eye once when i was in elementary school and my mom told me to be careful of touching other people's things if i were touching my eyes- because they could catch pink eye. i tried it out by touching some of my upstairs neighbor's things, and sure enough it worked. :yes:

[rogaine]

lol, jas my friend at sushiland once had pink eye (so ok she shouldn't have been working but whatev. she washed her hands a lot, nobody else got it) and this customer was a jerk to her and she touched her eye, and handed them their change. i wonder if it worked.

[Static Split Screen]

I thought maybe by pink eye they meant some sexual thing I'm not familiar with.

[jas1n]

lol, jas my friend at sushiland once had pink eye (so ok she shouldn't have been working but whatev. she washed her hands a lot, nobody else got it) and this customer was a jerk to her and she touched her eye, and handed them their change. i wonder if it worked.

i'd bet money that it did. when i tried it, i touched the sleeve of this girl's coat and she had it the next day.

let's get sushi.

[Suede]

not that kind of pink eye!!!

[Nak Nak]

the man is talking about when the man ejaculates into the lady's eye. peter would like to do this.

[Suede]

peter did it to himself!!

[Spaced]

I can't imagine anyone enjoying it. Accidents happen, but you'd have to be a sadistic bastard to want to do that.

[Needs Wasabi]

...that would hurt...

[Static Split Screen]

Aha, I was right!

[Leela]

Oh wow, I learned something new on Blamo today

[Larkspur]

It does hurt. Spooge doesn't only taste slightly of bleach, it stings slightly like it too. D:


Scott Baio gave me pink eye.


:D

[Suede]

lol i saw it in porn

[ok]

i want a car horn that says "SKEET SKEET!" when ya honk it............

[Static Split Screen]

My friend has a I LOVE HENTAI bumber sticker, and he put it on his back windshield so whenever he steps on the brakelight it lights up.