View Full Version : girls, have you ever fingered a guy's ass?
boulevard
10-26-2006, 09:46 AM
my boyfriend has been not-so-subtly hinting that he'd like me to do this. any advice/warnings/things I should know about?
Kelly Kapowski
10-26-2006, 10:03 AM
lol, i like how whoever did this made a new SN to cover their tracks ;( it's times like these i wish i could read IPs.
and no.
Smith Comma John
10-26-2006, 10:05 AM
any advice/warnings/things I should know about?
ummmmmm, wash your hands?
Jackal
10-26-2006, 10:07 AM
Make sure you don't get overzealous and shove your whole arm inside?
slanky
10-26-2006, 10:10 AM
lol, i like how whoever did this made a new SN to cover their tracks ;( it's times like these i wish i could read IPs.
it was me
Herr Lipp
10-26-2006, 10:11 AM
pretend you will use your finger then slowly release the carrot you've been hiding in your jeans, tease at first, but then ram that sucker up there. teach him a lesson for asking for gay shit!
The Tourist
10-26-2006, 10:34 AM
put a suppository up there.. oh, I don't know, maybe empty out a gelatin pill thing and put deep heat in it... he'll not ask again. :O
Barbara
10-26-2006, 01:58 PM
dress up as a cop for Halloween and give him a prison-style cavity search! :D
SPARTACUS
10-26-2006, 02:25 PM
I know who this is
Hey spartacus, how are you?
vaya con dios
10-26-2006, 02:31 PM
my boyfriend has been not-so-subtly hinting that he'd like me to do this. any advice/warnings/things I should know about?
how about putting your cock in it? don't be selfish
Is it Kendra? And that's why the other person knows, because it's Will?
Actually, I'm fairly sure Kendra would have just gone for it (if Will had asked).
so do guys like that? is the subtle hint ass shifting toward your hand or what? hahah i cant imagine. the boys on this board seemed pretty liberal about rimmers so why not that? i think id be more willing to touch that part than to lick it... uhh. bye.
vaya con dios
10-26-2006, 03:10 PM
i dig it.
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 03:40 PM
When you find out he's gay don't blame yourself. Well, maybe you should blame yourself.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 03:54 PM
It's just science, innit? All to do with the prostate, there's a g-spot type thing up there and if you hit it they WILL get an erection. There's a nice girl's way to sort of get around this, unless yer bf is totally obsessed with bumsex, you sort of prod behind the balls and it stimulates the same area, but it's a trial and error thing, however you'll know if you get it right.
I can't decide if I now feel bad about posting this or not.
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 04:00 PM
Wow, you must be quite a liberating girlfriend. No, to the bum play idea, though.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 04:09 PM
I am! I don't do bumsex though, hence I am into prodding the bit I spake of above
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 04:14 PM
Ah, the beloved "taint."
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 04:18 PM
I was struggling for that word!
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 04:22 PM
One should never struggle for such a horrible word, though it is a pretty funny word especially when grouped with its meaning.
exactly, just go for the taint, why put your finger in the poo hole? but that area doesnt do it for all guys so maybe thats why he wants it in his bum.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 04:25 PM
GOD SHAUN LIKE CHECK YER PMS PLS
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 04:25 PM
poo hole.
made me giggle like a schoolboy!
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 04:26 PM
GOD SHAUN LIKE CHECK YER PMS PLSSorry, my notifier-thingy didn't work.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 04:27 PM
GOD SHAUN LIKE CHECK YER PMS PLS
SORRY I TAKE IT ALL BACK DON'T HATE ME EVEN THOUGH I'M TYPING ALL IN CAPITALS LIKE I'M BARM OR SOMETHING
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 04:28 PM
He would've thrown in a "PAMPKINS ROOL!1!!1"
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 04:40 PM
and very likely a
kendra
10-26-2006, 05:50 PM
Is it Kendra? And that's why the other person knows, because it's Will?
Actually, I'm fairly sure Kendra would have just gone for it (if Will had asked).
lmao..
yeah I wouldn't be asking this question on a messageboard. JUST DO IT, DUDES. Esp if the guy is asking for it! Just uhhh...make sure he takes a shower and wash your hands, big deal!
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 05:53 PM
you could wear surgical gloves!
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 05:55 PM
Might as well check his prostate if you're going to go to the trouble of putting the gloves on.
What was the nastiest thing you ever did as a nurse, Ciona?
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 05:59 PM
Oh good grief, um, well, enemas are never good, I suppose, or catheters. I once had to take stitches out of a guy's penis which made me feel like pure evil, he was not at all happy with me. I put a tube down a 4lb baby's throat, that was fairly mean. The worst things for me though were dressing burns and once having to drag this woman's family out of the room as she coughed up her entire blood volume and died.
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 06:01 PM
Wow. Why did a guy have stitches in his penis?
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 06:03 PM
Don't cry, but he had cancer in it. He ended up having pretty much the whole thing removed, he was only about 35 as well.
slanky
10-26-2006, 06:03 PM
having to drag this woman's family out of the room as she coughed up her entire blood volume and died.
this thread has turned sexy.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 06:04 PM
I know. Back to fingering! Let's talk strap-ons.
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 06:05 PM
Go! (I'm out)
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 06:05 PM
Um, I got nothin'. I thought it was funny in the Sopranos though.
boulevard
10-26-2006, 06:13 PM
well, i did it. he ejaculated into my mouth within seconds, and as a reward i get a smelly finger.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 06:17 PM
Truly, mysterious one, this thread is very good value! Will you be doing it again?
boulevard
10-26-2006, 06:21 PM
Truly, mysterious one, this thread is very good value! Will you be doing it again?
i suppose so. it wasn't really unpleasant. it was actually kind of funny to see him just lose it so fast.
ramblingrose
10-26-2006, 06:27 PM
eh, no more jaw ache for you then!
The Tourist
10-26-2006, 07:42 PM
wow! a throat full of semen and a shit caked finger? christmas and birthday rolled into one.
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 08:42 PM
Perhaps this is the solution Angel has been searching for.
wow! a throat full of semen and a shit caked finger? christmas and birthday rolled into one.
:spit:
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 11:22 PM
wow! a throat full of semen and a shit caked finger? christmas and birthday rolled into one. I wish I could rep you again for that.
Squirrel
10-26-2006, 11:26 PM
Ah, the beloved "taint."
Best description for it I ever heard was some guy on TV who referred to it as the "smelly bridge."
Drunkenmaster
10-26-2006, 11:29 PM
Haha. There are many ways in which I just feel sorry for girls. That's why guys should always swab the deck before the proceedings.
Larkspur
10-26-2006, 11:40 PM
:spit:
That's what I thought, only without the laughter.
Static Split Screen
10-27-2006, 12:22 AM
Best description for it I ever heard was some guy on TV who referred to it as the "smelly bridge."
In Australia I believe they call it a guice. I don't know why I know that.
vaya con dios
10-27-2006, 01:32 AM
well, i did it. he ejaculated into my mouth within seconds, and as a reward i get a smelly finger.
ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER
sleepy sinner
10-29-2006, 08:00 AM
Well..I'm thinking that rather than actually like...inserting it...some light stroking/pressure etc in the general area usually does quite well?
*cough*
Drunkenmaster
10-29-2006, 08:02 AM
You've said too much! We all know now!
sleepy sinner
10-29-2006, 08:04 AM
Well at least you know I DO NOT insert!
That = Ew!
:D
Jackal
10-29-2006, 08:43 AM
....at least not yet.
sleepy sinner
10-29-2006, 08:53 AM
No. I think never. Just not moi, darling.
Anyway, I'm doubtful as to how many guys really like it and how you go about doing it...I've heard feedback that it can be incredibly painful.
Drunkenmaster
10-29-2006, 09:14 AM
Yep, next stop for you is rimming.
ramblingrose
10-29-2006, 12:01 PM
Or felching.
sleepy sinner
11-03-2006, 09:36 PM
What do you think I am :mad:
I am a lady of class!
Drunkenmaster
11-04-2006, 11:07 AM
SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
Barbarian Love Elephant
11-04-2006, 12:13 PM
It's just science, innit? All to do with the prostate, there's a g-spot type thing up there and if you hit it they WILL get an erection. There's a nice girl's way to sort of get around this, unless yer bf is totally obsessed with bumsex, you sort of prod behind the balls and it stimulates the same area, but it's a trial and error thing, however you'll know if you get it right.
I can't decide if I now feel bad about posting this or not.
jesus christ no!
for the one time outta 100 times youd hit it no no no!
for shame rose!
id do it if i could trust a woman but you cant!
Suede
11-06-2006, 01:22 PM
ronan u finger ur ass in the internet cafe?
I have had a finger in my ass and let me just say....I would rather have a chick lick my ass instead. thank you very much.
but still it's not all that necessary. unless you are a huge sex addict perv.
ramblingrose
11-06-2006, 04:53 PM
eh, what I was saying is that I refuse to put any bit of me up anyone's rear, but as I am a sexual ninja I employ an effective compromise.
Drunkenmaster
11-06-2006, 09:04 PM
I thought you liked the strap-on?
ramblingrose
11-06-2006, 09:15 PM
only with you, Shaun
Drunkenmaster
11-06-2006, 09:25 PM
Well, I never! (Turn on your AIM)
Zen Acolyte
11-07-2006, 06:41 PM
I have had a finger in my ass and let me just say....I would rather have a chick lick my ass instead. thank you very much.
lmao, dude I dont know you from Adam but I can totally here you saying that.
sleepy sinner
11-08-2006, 06:34 AM
eh, what I was saying is that I refuse to put any bit of me up anyone's rear, but as I am a sexual ninja I employ an effective compromise.
Well this is rather what I was saying too...all you quick-to-slutify-ers!
Herr Lipp
11-08-2006, 07:30 AM
caressing someone's anus isn't anymore glamourous/clean than inserting ia finger into t!
In fact it's more creepy D:
ramblingrose
11-08-2006, 11:13 AM
That's not what I said Fras, I said it's all about the taint, innit.
Herr Lipp
11-09-2006, 10:16 AM
I was talking to creepy sinner (see what i did there?)
plus, I don't doubt that you know how to turn most men into mush, ciona. you seem very, ahem, experienced.
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