Do you use your body to get things you want? [Archive]

Peter

10-15-2006, 04:18 PM

Be honest girls, how many of you have used sex appeal in some form or another to get something you want from someone else OTHER than sex.

Examples:
Bartending in a low cut shirt so that patrons see your boobage and tip better.
Bending over a lot at the hardware store to get a discount.
Flirting to get out of a speeding ticket
etc.

And please, feel free to share your own examples.
Also note that everyone will see what you voted for *muahahahahahahahahahahaha*

Nak Nak

10-15-2006, 04:20 PM

Peter is waiting to furiously fap at detailed replies.

Peter

10-15-2006, 04:30 PM

That idea came into your head before mine. This thread stems from a conversation I had at work last night with my co-workers about girls that we'd previously worked with who would show off their boobs to make to better tips (it DEF. worked for them)

Daysleeper

10-15-2006, 04:35 PM

I try to...but it never works...:deboned:

kendra

10-15-2006, 05:03 PM

Uhh. Never done it D:

Peter

10-15-2006, 05:13 PM

you married Blamo James Iha. you don't have to!

kendra

10-15-2006, 05:40 PM

maybe it's cos i have no body! didn't y'all know, i'm just an internet personality

kendra

10-15-2006, 05:40 PM

oh yeah, Will created me. He's like the asian guy from Yahoo! or YouTube, he's a genius, one day he will make millions off of me

Static Split Screen

10-15-2006, 05:50 PM

Nope. I tried crying to get out of a ticket but that didn't work. Heartless bastard.

Peter

10-15-2006, 06:29 PM

Nope. I tried crying to get out of a ticket but that didn't work. Heartless bastard.

were you sincerely crying or fake crying? cops can totally tell.

Static Split Screen

10-15-2006, 06:31 PM

sincerely, i was terrified.

Nak Nak

10-15-2006, 06:39 PM

It was one of those gay san fran cops from the village people probably.

Peter

10-15-2006, 06:41 PM

yeah, no doubt about it.

gangsta puffin

10-15-2006, 08:00 PM

i vote never needed to really/never had the opportunity. never been a waitress or a bartender or in sales or anything like that, and i have too much pride to try to girl myself out of a ticket (though i wish i could, trust me). i'm more likely to tell off the cop and get it worse :\

gangsta puffin

10-15-2006, 08:01 PM

though, i might add, this dykey lady cop with a crew cut let me off with a warning once.

Kelly Kapowski

10-15-2006, 08:05 PM

Leela

10-15-2006, 08:52 PM

Nope. I tried crying to get out of a ticket but that didn't work. Heartless bastard.

Me too! I was on the verge of sobbing, and it really was sincere.

gangsta puffin

10-15-2006, 10:12 PM

oh wait, i'll take free drinks. that's always useful.

Needs Wasabi

10-15-2006, 10:14 PM

Nah.

I'm not "hot" enough to do that. At least I don't think so. ;(

Foxing Peculiar

10-15-2006, 10:23 PM

"Women just use sex to get what they want!"
"Oh, and men don't?"
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what we want!"

Ahhh, threads that remind you of Frasier (the show, not the local bloke)

10-15-2006, 10:29 PM

Peter is waiting to furiously fap at detailed replies.

^

Cheryl K

10-16-2006, 01:04 AM

Haven't yet, maybe if I thought it would work I'd bat my eyelashes and try.

Static Split Screen

10-16-2006, 01:48 AM

It was one of those gay san fran cops from the village people probably.

He did have a very large cop moustasche and his trousers were tighter than were neccessary. I remember being vaguely repulsed.

Nak Nak

10-16-2006, 01:49 AM

msn:@

Static Split Screen

10-16-2006, 01:54 AM

what! how are you awake!

rogaine

10-16-2006, 02:13 AM

yes. tight pants on a big butt is free drink city!

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-16-2006, 02:26 AM

Ah yes, the disgusting things that women do to whore themselves to get free drinks or whatever. I've never let a woman get the better of me by using her body, never will.

You gotta think how really fucking dumb some guys are to fall for such pathetic tricks. Unevolved behaviour from both sexes.

The Tourist

10-16-2006, 06:28 AM

i used to do that but now i am way to paranoid about life so i have no real desire to ever do so, although i can't say i won't ever if i'm in a bar as that's when it comes most in handy.

Although, last time i did that, the biggest creep in the world got me and kate so drunk that we both thought he put drugs in our drinks and the night was spoiled, but it was free. He rubbed his erection on me real hard too and told me he wanted to have sex with me. But since then i made a conscious decision to not bother b/c it was too much grossness to save money.

Today i saw a woman at work who looked like him and i was so angry at her when she asked me where the restrooms were.

PUKE N LOL.
I've schmoozed a couple of lady bartenders/waitresses before, but only in a slightly sleazy way. I think I was just trying to see if they'd be flirtatious and more generous in whatever they were serving. :O
The closest I got to 'getting' anything was when I was in Antigua. There was this ultra sexy waitress in the hotel restaurant, at the end of the meal I kind of made jokes about how we should get married, and stuff. D: yeah, pretty naf. Anyway, turned out later that night she called my parents room asking for me, then got my room # off them.. I was at the bar and didn't find out til the next day. I think Anya knows about this!

Jackal

10-16-2006, 10:23 AM

I've never showed any cleavage or other parts, but I've smiled, acted cute and gave compliments. I think being blond and little just works on some men without doing anything.

I guess I've gotten drinks this way or ahead in a line or something.

Herr Lipp

10-16-2006, 10:50 AM

Pele

10-16-2006, 11:14 AM

it's still one of life goals to go to america for a few weeks and tip nobody. I dont care who I offend, and tbh you're usually leaving as you tip so I'll just disappear while teh yank scavengers are counting the money before they can say "hey y'all never gave me no muney" i'll say "get a better job, you freak!" and run off.

Wow, fuck you. Sometimes I wonder what kind of mothers people like you came out of. You do realize that 90% of the time we have to pay the restaurant about 4% of all of our sales for the buspeople and/or bar, not to mention pay taxes on an assumed 15% so basically you are wripping money directly out of your waitperson's pocket if you do that. If might be funny to you, but at the very least (without thinking about how terrible it feels to try to make someone's experience enjoyable and do your job well, only to be basically shit upon--- not to mention putting the person in a defeated mood, indirectly spoiling a dining experience for the customers that come after you) you are costing US money. And DUH, a huge amount of waitpeople are paying or supplementing their way through university, trying to get a "better job."

Also, I don't think I would ever make a comment or ask a question to someone that stiffed me. A nasty look is much more effective and doesn't get you fired. Only if they didn't pay the amount given on the bill would I "chase after" someone, cos guess what, we have to pay the difference at the end of the night.

Herr Lipp

10-16-2006, 11:17 AM

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF REACTION I WANT :lol:

YOU SCROUNGING FUCK. LIKE I SAID, GET A BETTER JOB.

Pele

10-16-2006, 11:18 AM

Anyway back on topic I don't think I ever have blatantly used my "feminine wiles" to get anything. I've accepted a free drink once, from this guy that bought my friend and I tequila shots but we were celebrating our birthdays so I don't know if that counts! I'm not very good at flirting so it's not really an issue for me, using sex to get what I want :( My ass usually does it for me without me asking though! (my butt is one step below Badonkadonk!)

Pele

10-16-2006, 11:20 AM

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF REACTION I WANT :lol:

YOU SCROUNGING FUCK. LIKE I SAID, GET A BETTER JOB.

You make no sense whatsoever! Bye!

Herr Lipp

10-16-2006, 11:20 AM

Pele

10-16-2006, 11:36 AM

i would cost the US money? brilliant! I thought I'd just be ripping off the odd american here and there.

Therein lies my point, I wouldnt be ripping someone off. You get paid to serve me food, or give me a lift in your car etc, and i pay you what you ask. Why I should pay you for the privilege of making you money I dont know, and I'll make sure that if I ever do get allowed into America, I'll make a point of telling any moaners that.

It's assy, yeah, but it's one of my life dreams. Deal with it, bitch.

US meaning "us," capitalized. That's why I didn't put a "the" in front of it.

That's the thing, the system is just not set up the way you think and you WOULD be ripping someone off. There are places where you wouldn't, and there is no tipout, but unless you're going for VERY BASIC diner places that doesn't apply to you. anywhere with buspeople or a bar is going to tip out a percentage of tips. Of course servicepeople usually don't get even minimum wage (which is NOT the same as a living wage anyways -- and I say usually because I don't know about taxidrivers, hairdressers, etc - all tipped professions.) You are paying for the food already, the tip is for the service the staff provides. That's just the system that exists. Don't like it, make your food at home, go to a deli, or visit a country club. I realize it's one of your "life dreams" to make a resounding statement about the unfairness of the tipping system and how the antiquated practice should be changed to a flat living wage but I don't think stiffing one or two servers is going to achieve anything. Just don't come to my restaurant, cos I know what you look like!

Fab

10-16-2006, 11:41 AM

Jackal

10-16-2006, 11:50 AM

My husbands mom was a waitress for years and did depend on that extra money with 3 kids. She taught them to tip the correct amount NO MATTER WHAT. So my husband does, and I do now too.

We usually do 20%. But he doesn't want me to give more if the person was the best waiter ever. I don't get that.

My Dad/sisters family tips only if the person was some sort of super human that went above and beyond normal perimeters to serve us. They believe the person should have to earn it.

I would think a wait person would only use their actual income to rely on, and then the tips be an extra bonus. I've made tips before, but never counted on them to pay bills and such.

The Tourist

10-16-2006, 01:38 PM

20% sounds a lot. 10% all the way!

Foxing Peculiar

10-16-2006, 02:08 PM

20% sounds a lot. 10% all the way!

I believe 15% is considered the polite minimum in most places here.

It's kind of an odd system, and I can see why it generates a certain amount of resentment on the part of the tipper, but I gotta go with Cheryl on this one - odd or no, it's the system that exists, and people in food service (who have to put up with a lot of shit, btw) often rely on it. Saying "get a better job" is like saying "Oh, the used Toyota you bought broke down? Go buy a Mercedes, then." Not exactly very helpful.

Just count the tip as part of the bill going in. It's not that hard.

Leela

10-16-2006, 02:10 PM

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF REACTION I WANT :lol:

YOU SCROUNGING FUCK. LIKE I SAID, GET A BETTER JOB.

Fras, seriously, stop being a goddamn ass. You're great, except for right now. Sometimes people CAN'T get a better job, sometimes this is all they have, so be nice, jesus. :boring:

Foxing Peculiar

10-16-2006, 02:10 PM

Haven't yet, maybe if I thought it would work I'd bat my eyelashes and try.

Oh, it'd work. Need I remind you:

"Like a virgin... hee! Touched for the very first time! *wink*"

:lol: :pimp: :oh: :D

Cheryl K

10-16-2006, 02:58 PM

Oh, it'd work. Need I remind you:

"Like a virgin... hee! Touched for the very first time! *wink*"

:lol: :pimp: :oh: :D

Aaaaarrrrrggghh! :hide:

:ok: D: :scared:

rogaine

10-16-2006, 04:37 PM

i always tip at least 20% because i was a waitress for so long but if it's bad i'll do as little as 10.

i also wanted to add that it's not "unevolved" for women to do that, it's brilliant. it's not our fault guys are too dumb to realize what they're doing.

ramblingrose

10-16-2006, 04:48 PM

I put "sometimes" only in the sense that I will smile and be nice to people of any gender to try and get them to like me and therefore be co-operative. I don't really believe that my "feminine wiles" would be very effective anyway.

Barbarian Love Elephant

10-16-2006, 04:59 PM

maybe it's cos i have no body! didn't y'all know, i'm just an internet personality

You're the floating head from power rangers,admit it

10-16-2006, 05:39 PM

yes. tight pants on a big butt is free drink city!
^

Kelly Kapowski

10-16-2006, 06:39 PM

i love giving good tips because i want others to love me.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-16-2006, 06:48 PM

Wow, fuck you. Sometimes I wonder what kind of mothers people like you came out of.
Dont we all.

I would love to say that his neanderthal attitude is the exception in our piss-poor country, but I would be lying. I guess he is so sad he can only get his kicks by trying to cause controversy by his tiresome remarks.

As long as you realise he doesnt mean anything by this. It is just his pathetic way of showing his bitterness that he rightfully isnt allowed in the US. A dumb cunt who knows no better. It really isnt anything to worry about.

I mean c'mon, he cant even tell the term "us" from "US". When this is the awful level of intelligence we are dealing with, it cant be hard to avoid anger from the balding chav-scum.

gangsta puffin

10-16-2006, 06:49 PM

20% sounds a lot. 10% all the way!

cheapskate! but i guess you're forgiven, being english (non tipper).

here's why tipping is a good thing... take england for example. the service there, in general, over most industries, SUCKS. it sucks because they get paid their hourly whether they treat the customer like shit or they provide excellent service. when you know the vast majority of your income is based on your customer being satisfied with your service, you're going to work a little harder- or not, and pay the consequence. i don't know that people who come from "non tipping countries" realize that a server in a restaurant might only make $2-3 hourly, and the rest of their income is dependant on tips. It's not like they're making a nice wage, and the tip is just the icing on the cake.

for the record, i rarely tip under 20%, and that would be for really crappy service. I give more to people who regularly take care of me (and well), like my hair stylist. when you tip well, they'll always squeeze you in or go the extra mile the next time you need it.

gangsta puffin

10-16-2006, 06:50 PM

ahem, mr. moo, where are you?? nevermind, dinner's ready.

Pele

10-16-2006, 07:43 PM

balding chav-scum.

oh! i love it

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-17-2006, 12:22 AM

i also wanted to add that it's not "unevolved" for women to do that, it's brilliant. it's not our fault guys are too dumb to realize what they're doing.

oh, you have a lot to learn.

rogaine

10-17-2006, 12:38 AM

like what

jas1n

10-17-2006, 12:47 AM

i only tip ten percent if the service sucks, and more than twenty if it's awesome. i usually just do twenty tho.

i've never bought a girl i didn't know a drink, i'd feel too much like a creep.

lol, one time my friend had a huge boner for this stripper because she told him how cute he was, after she gave him a lapdance. "guess what man? she told me how cute i was after the dance and remembered my name. she said she always remembers the cute ones."

Peter

10-17-2006, 02:36 AM

Fras, seriously, stop being a goddamn ass. You're great, except for right now. Sometimes people CAN'T get a better job, sometimes this is all they have, so be nice, jesus. :boring:

(this post is all pointed squarely at fraser...)

In some cases, waiting tables is the job that we prefer. It's certainly a job that I enjoy doing and I'm not looking to do something else or get a different job. In upper end restaurants waiters make as much as "career-oriented" individuals do. Where I'm working now I expect to make about $45,000 next year...for being a waiter, that's not bad.

But let me tell you Fraser...if you ever stiffed me, not only would I remember you, but I'd be liable to find you at a bar later than evening and "accidentally" pour a beer on you.

Also, for the record, I remember EVERY FACE of EVERY PERSON that has EVER stiffed me as a waiter. My tipout works this way...If my sales are 1,000 dollars, I figure out 17.5% of that ($175). Then 35% of that 17.5% goes to my bussers/runners/bartender. So tonight my gross tips were $239 and change and I walked away with $170. So if you come spend a shitload of money (say, $250), you are indeed fucking with my money, and I do NOT appreciate that.

Herr Lipp

10-17-2006, 04:18 AM

fuck you peter you fucking waster. you beg for a fucking living

gangsta puffin

10-17-2006, 07:41 AM

ah shit.

Jackal

10-17-2006, 10:20 AM

oh, you have a lot to learn.

Yeah, like what?

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-17-2006, 01:25 PM

Yeah, like what?

Like how to stop making such retarded comments.

Jackal

10-17-2006, 01:39 PM

So we should just assume what you meant or do you care to explain it? It could mean several things, I'm laughing my head off, if it means what I think it does, dipshit.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-17-2006, 02:45 PM

So we should just assume what you meant or do you care to explain it? It could mean several things, I'm laughing my head off, if it means what I think it does, dipshit.

Ah yes, silly me. I forgot I was dealing with infantile mentality and the inability to reason.

For those who are so dense they need an explaination:

Using the poor logic of saying it is OK to whore yourself to get drinks of strangers and greatly increasing your risk to sexual assualt simply because these men are dumb, is directly akin to saying that its ok to rape because its not mens fault that women are physically weaker. Thats aside from the fact that it is condoning taking advantage of dumb people. What? You gonna go robbing of the mentally-handicapped? After all, its not your fault they have a disability.

Absolutely pathetic.

kendra

10-17-2006, 07:01 PM

You're the floating head from power rangers,admit it

god, i wish. i'd distract the rangers and let some putties have their way with someone's ass. several someones.

The Tourist

10-17-2006, 07:13 PM

10% is the expected amount in ze UK. Usually all tips are put into a jar and split between the cooks and waiters. I guess people waitering here would be on at least a fiver an hour, that would mean $10ph that they're guaranteed. Thus even though it's still not exactly a load of money, it is at least constant and doesn't fluctuate on customer satisfaction and paying commission to the restaurant. The tips are of course the perk of the job, but I don't think that they play as big a part in the UK as they do in the US/us.

Static Split Screen

10-17-2006, 09:00 PM

Wow I didn't realize this thread would get so heated.

And on the tipping thing.
For a lot of countries the tip is automatically included, but I think in some countries, if you go to a nice restaurant or had really good service, you leave something extra anyway (like in France). I also think tips are a bigger part of the income for waiters in the US because a LOT of waiters only make minimum wage +tips.

Pele

10-17-2006, 10:35 PM

a LOT of waiters only make minimum wage +tips.

New York state "service" wage is $4.35 minus taxes, ends up being about 2-something per hour.

rogaine

10-17-2006, 11:11 PM

Ah yes, silly me. I forgot I was dealing with infantile mentality and the inability to reason.

For those who are so dense they need an explaination:

Using the poor logic of saying it is OK to whore yourself to get drinks of strangers and greatly increasing your risk to sexual assualt simply because these men are dumb, is directly akin to saying that its ok to rape because its not mens fault that women are physically weaker. Thats aside from the fact that it is condoning taking advantage of dumb people. What? You gonna go robbing of the mentally-handicapped? After all, its not your fault they have a disability.

Absolutely pathetic.
oh, give me a break. getting a free drink is TOTALLY different than robbing a mentally handicapped person. the fact that you'd even compare those two things is fucking idiotic.

and who said anything about whoring yourself? flirting with a guy = whoring? wow. it's called having fun. and nobody's gonna rape someone in a bar (yeah, yeah i'm sure it's happened. i don't care, that's not the point.) going home/getting walked to your car by the guy that just bought you a drink is a bad idea. but it's a bad idea to do that with ANY guy you don't know, regardless of whether or not he got you a drink.

man. wow.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 12:45 AM

oh, give me a break. getting a free drink is TOTALLY different than robbing a mentally handicapped person. the fact that you'd even compare those two things is fucking idiotic.

and who said anything about whoring yourself? flirting with a guy = whoring? wow. it's called having fun. and nobody's gonna rape someone in a bar (yeah, yeah i'm sure it's happened. i don't care, that's not the point.) going home/getting walked to your car by the guy that just bought you a drink is a bad idea. but it's a bad idea to do that with ANY guy you don't know, regardless of whether or not he got you a drink.

man. wow.
You have the debating skills of a 5 year old. That "fucking idiotic" notion is using the exact same logic you put forward, so in essence you are calling yourself "fucking idiotic". Well done :yes:

Flirting with someone to get drinks is indeed whoring. Its using sex in exchange for material goods. So you carry on like the little whore you are and dont go complaining when you get spiked with Rophynol.

As I said, you have a LOT to learn. Tsk.

Peter

10-18-2006, 02:58 AM

Danny, remove your head from your ass please.

Fraser, at least I'm not a recovering burnout pothead.

Atomsk Iscariot

10-18-2006, 03:11 AM

Everybody, stop arguing with Danny.

Fraser, stop being a dick.

Peter, your words have made it infinitely harder to defend wait persons.

Jackal

10-18-2006, 09:11 AM

Ah yes, silly me. I forgot I was dealing with infantile mentality and the inability to reason.

For those who are so dense they need an explaination:

Using the poor logic of saying it is OK to whore yourself to get drinks of strangers and greatly increasing your risk to sexual assualt simply because these men are dumb, is directly akin to saying that its ok to rape because its not mens fault that women are physically weaker. Thats aside from the fact that it is condoning taking advantage of dumb people. What? You gonna go robbing of the mentally-handicapped? After all, its not your fault they have a disability.

Absolutely pathetic.

Every time I've gotten a free drink from a stranger, they've offered first. I may have sit there and acted interested to get a second free drink but I've never lead them think they are going to fuck me for for it. Not all women have to make physical contact or show a tit to get a drink. You can even be rude and some will keep buying. Those are the stupid ones. They deserve to be taken if they think buying me stuff will get them into my pants.

I was with my husband and his band and at least 6 other people at these bars, so I was never at risk for being raped.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 11:22 AM

Danny, remove your head from your ass please.

..this coming from someone who wouldnt know an ass from a hosepipe. Go back to your shitty job, and fuck off.

Peter

10-18-2006, 11:23 AM

:rolleyes: you may find it shitty, but I find it quite enjoyable.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 11:26 AM

You can even be rude and some will keep buying. Those are the stupid ones. They deserve to be taken if they think buying me stuff will get them into my pants.

One day you will finally grow up and learn to stop whoring. I sincerely hope you dont find out the hard way, but you are asking for trouble, not least with your appalling attitude which I have already shown is notihng but despicable.

Any woman who accepts a drink from a stranger is just courting trouble. If you really arent interested then say no, or maybe you are just so fucking selfish and cheap, you have to be a whore to get the drinks. If you think so lowly of them, then that makes you even lower for accepting the drink.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 11:27 AM

:rolleyes: you may find it shitty, but I find it quite enjoyable.
which just shows what a tit you are. You like living in caves too?

Peter

10-18-2006, 12:07 PM

which just shows what a tit you are. You like living in caves too?

Waiting tables in fine dining does not equate to living in a cave. In fact, they're opposites by principle. Any other horrendously shitty alegorical examples you'd like to try?

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 12:22 PM

Waiting tables in fine dining does not equate to living in a cave. In fact, they're opposites by principle. Any other horrendously shitty alegorical examples you'd like to try?

You couldnt be more wrong.

Having a shitty job in some up its ass fucking restaurant, full of idiots who actually think that "fine dining" is anything more than the vacous, superficial bullshit it is, trying their best to convince themselves that this is worth the laughably extortionate cost, when deep down they know they are being taken for a fucking ride, but dont know how to get off. Until one day it finally dawns on them that it has no value whatsoever, and it doesnt matter if your tin of beans costs 9p or 9,000 pounds, it all turns to shit in the end and they have just made to look completely foolish and spent a ridiculous amount of money on shit, literal shit. Now THAT is akin to the same kind of neanderthal retardation as living in a cave.

Being a waiter is a very lowly occupation indeed, a cave is about all they can fucking afford. Its servitude, its ass-kissing, its being a wanker and serving wankers, and if you think for one minute that I believe that you enjoy it and dont cry yourself to sleep at night wanking over your long lost beloved studio, then you are an even more stupid cunt than I thought, and trust me, I didnt think you had a brain cell to begin with.

Shitty job=Shitty life. Enjoy.

Peter

10-18-2006, 12:42 PM

danny, I just typed out a nice two paragraph response only to finish it and realize that you don't give a fuck about my argument, only yours.

so, since you don't know what you're talking about, I'll just leave you alone so that you can nurse your ignorance.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 01:05 PM

jas1n

10-18-2006, 01:28 PM

Being a waiter is a very lowly occupation indeed, a cave is about all they can fucking afford. Its servitude, its ass-kissing, its being a wanker and serving wankers, and if you think for one minute that I believe that you enjoy it and dont cry yourself to sleep at night wanking over your long lost beloved studio, then you are an even more stupid cunt than I thought, and trust me, I didnt think you had a brain cell to begin with.

Shitty job=Shitty life. Enjoy.

have you ever been a waiter? i've had plenty of customer service jobs and i can kind of see how people can enjoy it, even if i can't.

rogaine

10-18-2006, 01:33 PM

i think he just hates people in general. and you definitely have to love people to work in customer service and enjoy it.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 01:51 PM

have you ever been a waiter? i've had plenty of customer service jobs and i can kind of see how people can enjoy it, even if i can't.

Thankfully no, Ive never had to stoop that low. I used to work in a pub and that was awful enough.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 01:52 PM

i think he just hates people in general. and you definitely have to love people to work in customer service and enjoy it.
Totally. 99% of people are scum. That is why the human race is so fucked up. Its something to bear in mind. Always.

gangsta puffin

10-18-2006, 03:36 PM

hi guys.

Jackal

10-18-2006, 03:52 PM

One day you will finally grow up and learn to stop whoring. I sincerely hope you dont find out the hard way, but you are asking for trouble, not least with your appalling attitude which I have already shown is notihng but despicable.

Any woman who accepts a drink from a stranger is just courting trouble. If you really arent interested then say no, or maybe you are just so fucking selfish and cheap, you have to be a whore to get the drinks. If you think so lowly of them, then that makes you even lower for accepting the drink.

All of that took place 15 or more years ago with my husband about 15 feet away, there wasn't much whoring about it. A man sits down at our table, says "Can I buy you girls a round?" We say yes. Then him and his buddy start hitting on us and we point to the stage, to all our boyfriends. They leave. We spent 3 nights a week, in different bars every weekend for about 5 years.

Over that length of time, men hitting on you every weekend becomes a drag. It was more than obvious that we kept to ourselves and weren't interested in any group but our own. But some men just can't ignore a table of drunk women. Some men still persisted after being told to fuck off.

We were sick of putting up with men who saw us as easy targets. If they wouldn't leave us alone, we would milk those jack-asses for as much free alcohol as possible. Not because we needed money or were selfish, but to teach them they should mind their own business and fuck off.

They shouldn't see a group of drunk women as assume we want them to hit on us. It was their fault for invading our space, their fault for offering drinks, their fault for assuming we were man-hunting. After years of putting up with typical drunken male behavior we made it a game to see how many rounds they would buy before realizing we were with the band. Some even bought rounds for the band! To this day we still joke about it.

I've never been alone and accepted a drink from a man, I've never been to a bar by myself and only one time with a girlfriend, all the other times I was with my husband. So your little jolly speech has no effect on me.

jas1n

10-18-2006, 03:58 PM

hi guys.

hi! i'm on lunch now. and thirsty. :bop:

gangsta puffin

10-18-2006, 04:06 PM

hi! i'm on lunch now. and thirsty. :bop:

Hey! May I offer you some tea?

jas1n

10-18-2006, 04:09 PM

Hey! May I offer you some tea?

wel... i don't know. i'm a bit suspicious. :hmm:

gangsta puffin

10-18-2006, 04:10 PM

oh c'mon. let me buy you a drink. a latte perhaps? a diet petsi?

jas1n

10-18-2006, 04:19 PM

a diet petsi?

:lol: alright, it's a deal!

gangsta puffin

10-18-2006, 04:23 PM

jazz? strawberry or cherry?

jas1n

10-18-2006, 04:27 PM

of the two, i'd pick strawberry!

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 04:30 PM

All of that took place 15 or more years ago with my husband about 15 feet away, there wasn't much whoring about it. A man sits down at our table, says "Can I buy you girls a round?" We say yes. Then him and his buddy start hitting on us and we point to the stage, to all our boyfriends. They leave. We spent 3 nights a week, in different bars every weekend for about 5 years.

Over that length of time, men hitting on you every weekend becomes a drag. It was more than obvious that we kept to ourselves and weren't interested in any group but our own. But some men just can't ignore a table of drunk women. Some men still persisted after being told to fuck off.

We were sick of putting up with men who saw us as easy targets. If they wouldn't leave us alone, we would milk those jack-asses for as much free alcohol as possible. Not because we needed money or were selfish, but to teach them they should mind their own business and fuck off.

They shouldn't see a group of drunk women as assume we want them to hit on us. It was their fault for invading our space, their fault for offering drinks, their fault for assuming we were man-hunting. After years of putting up with typical drunken male behavior we made it a game to see how many rounds they would buy before realizing we were with the band. Some even bought rounds for the band! To this day we still joke about it.

I've never been alone and accepted a drink from a man, I've never been to a bar by myself and only one time with a girlfriend, all the other times I was with my husband. So your little jolly speech has no effect on me.

Wow, what a total dumbfuck. With an attitude as naive, selfish and plain pathetic as yours, you really are in trouble. Such incredible denial, just so you have an advantage. Just like a child. I hope you finally manage to grow up one day before you regret it. Youre a tragic case indeed.

Enjoy your whoring.

Kelly Kapowski

10-18-2006, 05:09 PM

uh oh, jason's a whore, he accepted meghan's offer!!1 SHITTT

Atomsk Iscariot

10-18-2006, 05:53 PM

Everybody, stop arguing with Danny.

Sup guys.

Nak Nak

10-18-2006, 06:08 PM

I'm sure you get your way by using your fists.

wasp in a jar

10-18-2006, 06:52 PM

lets not get started on the whole sodding food debate again.

here's the lowdown: peter works in a restaurant and enjoys "food"

danny doesn't work in a restaurant and eats "food" as a means of survival.

can we not have the same blimming argument all over again? pls? thx.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 06:55 PM

uh oh, jason's a whore, he accepted meghan's offer!!1 SHITTT

..and along comes another retard, just what the world needs :rolleyes:

Kelly Kapowski

10-18-2006, 08:02 PM

lol danny, just because you are a depressed misogynist doesn't mean you have to inflict us non-lamewads with your nonsense.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-18-2006, 08:05 PM

lol danny, just because we are depressed misogynists doesn't mean you have to inflict us lamewads with your sense.

Now thats what Im talking about.

rogaine

10-19-2006, 02:16 AM

why are you such a jerk, anyways? just wondering. i've never understood people who DON'T want people to like them.

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-19-2006, 02:34 AM

why are you such a jerk, anyways? just wondering. i've never understood people who DON'T want people to like them.

why are you such a whore? Your lack of any grasp of the situation doesnt surprise me. All I will say, is that it is no surprise sexual violence is so high with childish, selfish and arrogant attitudes like yours around. It actively encourages it. I promised Meg I wouldn't debate any more with your lame views, I will just have fun mocking you instead. :)

Peter

10-19-2006, 03:35 AM

Meghan sure picked a winner.......

:no:

rogaine

10-19-2006, 03:36 AM

whether or not i'm a whore has nothing to do with what i asked you. i could be the whoriest whore ever and you'd still be a jerk.

poor meghan.. dating someone with so little respect for others must be hard. she'll never be able to disagree with you without being afraid your difference of opinion will classify her as a whore or something. anyway. you're just a bad person. i wish i'd stop replying to you because i know you're just going to call me another name without reading what i said or knowing anything about me, but oh well!

Atomsk Iscariot

10-19-2006, 07:28 AM

I really don't mean to repeat myself here, but in all of blamo history, has arguing with Danny ever gotten anyone anywhere? The dude's got his moral high ground and he will pass down judgement from it and he will debate you until you're blue in the face. And he will continue doing this until he runs out of ways to make his argument seem awesome and yours seem silly, and he hasn't yet.

I don't agree with him. I think supposing that certain behaviors on the part of both sexes is "unevolved" suggests a great misunderstanding of the nature of humanity at large. Danny, of course, is suggesting that he is "evolved," when he obviously isn't, and no one really is, but I'm not going to belabor the point because there is no room for any kind of half-decent debate with the man (in this respect, by debate I mean a discourse between a few people that may actually serve as a learning experience for those involved). He's a wasted intellect in my eyes - he's smart as all hell, but all he seems to use it for, on these boards at least, is to call out what falls under his view of "stupidity" as opposed to trying to, you know, educate people.

Jackal

10-19-2006, 08:37 AM

Wow, what a total dumbfuck. With an attitude as naive, selfish and plain pathetic as yours, you really are in trouble. Such incredible denial, just so you have an advantage. Just like a child. I hope you finally manage to grow up one day before you regret it. Youre a tragic case indeed.

Enjoy your whoring.

Thanks, I will! I love whoring! Especially for drinks! I spend every evening fucking guys for beer, and I've been raped 19 times! Every woman gets raped for taking a free drink, you know!

Herr Lipp

10-19-2006, 08:41 AM

danny is 30 :lol:

Atomsk Iscariot

10-19-2006, 08:41 AM

Herr Lipp

10-19-2006, 08:43 AM

she's a fucking douche too, just not as much of one.

Atomsk Iscariot

10-19-2006, 08:44 AM

Fraser, you forfeited your right to call anyone a "douche" at the outset of this argument.

gangsta puffin

10-19-2006, 11:04 AM

uh oh, jason's a whore, he accepted meghan's offer!!1 SHITTT

he fell right into my trap *rapes*

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-19-2006, 11:18 AM

Meghan sure picked a winner.......
She sure did :)

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-19-2006, 11:19 AM

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-19-2006, 11:20 AM

Thanks, I will! I love whoring! Especially for drinks! I spend every evening fucking guys for beer, and I've been raped 19 times! Every woman gets raped for taking a free drink, you know!

Good for you! Enjoy!

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-19-2006, 11:21 AM

danny is 30 :lol:

YAY! Well done. Except Im not, but then why let the facts get in the way of rabid fantasy?

Narcissistic Nihilist

10-19-2006, 11:23 AM

Also, guys, bringing Meghan into the argument is pretty goddamn low of you. If you're going to aim some vitriol at Danny, don't judge his girl along the way (and you are calling in to question her judgement, whether you mean to or not). He's not calling out your respective others.

Well what else did you expect? Of course they are going to sink that low, they are so damn good at it. :)

Your other post may be hashed nonsense, but I agree with you here.

Fab

10-19-2006, 12:33 PM

:lol:, if it weren't a real person.

Anyanka

10-19-2006, 12:49 PM

I have a terrible cold and have to write covering letters for a variety of job applications and this isn't helping!
But back on topic, I don't consciously use my body to get stuff, but men seem to buy me things on occassion. I do enjoy flirting, too. Does this make me a whore? Please tell me, frank, as I really care.

Fab

10-19-2006, 12:58 PM

You're a filthy whore and you know it!

No, I think it's fine as long as there's not naughty touching and stuff, that's when I'd get jealous.

Peter

10-19-2006, 02:46 PM

New Blamo Rule:

Flirting makes you a whore and you will be raped.

Case closed.

:rolleyes:

jas1n

10-19-2006, 04:45 PM

New Blamo Rule:

Flirting makes you a whore and you will be raped.

Case closed.

:rolleyes:

where's the "you gonna get get raped" picture when you need it?

Cool As Ice Cream

10-19-2006, 05:00 PM

oh yeah, Will created me. He's like the asian guy from Yahoo! or YouTube, he's a genius, one day he will make millions off of me

Ok, that's it. I'm sending you all my money.

Peter

10-19-2006, 05:15 PM

where's the "you gonna get get raped" picture when you need it?

http://f00kie.com/pics/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

kendra

10-19-2006, 07:51 PM

Sometimes I think of that picture at the most random moments.

The Tourist

10-19-2006, 08:30 PM

that's a rank pic. :no:

Static Split Screen

10-19-2006, 09:24 PM

Sometimes I think of that picture at the most random moments.

Me too. I wonder if the guy who's in the pic know how it's used on the internet.

Nak Nak

10-19-2006, 09:25 PM

Well, homeless people do get online sometimes.

Peter

10-19-2006, 11:05 PM

he probably knows about it. bums can get online at the library, y'know.

jas1n

10-19-2006, 11:24 PM

Peter = :yes:

Squirrel

10-20-2006, 12:40 AM

God, why did I read this whole thread?

Anyway, for my two pennies... if a girl goes up to a guy and gets all flirty with him just to get him to buy her a drink, that's a bit slutty-but-not-really. But if a guy initiates it and approaches the girl and offers the drink, especially if he thinks that's going to get him a shag, then he is an idiot and balls to him.

But like... to suggest that a girl accepting a drink is therefore somehow responsible for any terrible thing that happens as a result is to ignore the glaring difference between a) having, at worst, slightly bad judgement and not wanting to walk to the bar, and b) Being A Rapist.

So kind of offensive to absolutely everyone. Except rapists. D: