what shape are you?

[rogaine]

i am totally totally pear shaped. i wish i was hour glass shaped but my upper body is pretty small.

what shape are you?

[Nak Nak]

Triangle.

[Barbara]

pear all the way. I have ghetto booty like crazy :(

[Kelly Kapowski]

i have big boobs and a big butt, but kind of a straight waist so im half hour glass, half straight waist.

[Cheryl K]

I dunno. My boobs aren't that big but I have broad shoulders, I def. have hips but my butt doesn't stick out.

[Static Split Screen]

Hourglass I guess?

[Drunkenmaster]

Triangle.

[milpool]

hourglass/pear. i'm bigger on the bottom but i still have kinda big boobs and stuff yknow. i'm just a blob really.

[Fab]

stick-man

[El Loto]

cyclist

[Mary Alice]

hourglass.

[kendra]

pear. bootay with a-cup boobs and generally thin upper body. el oh el!

[gangsta puffin]

i'm an apple and a triangle! an apangle? a triple?

i'd love to have a butt, to at least be pear shaped!

[rogaine]

an apangle? a triple?
haw haw.

but seriously, i've decided that if i'm not gonna have a nice body i'd at least like to keep the one i have.. when i go dancing my booty is a big hit.
i was at a party the other day and someone commented on my ass and how it was big and i was like, "whatever" and when i turned around i knocked a fan over. l-o-l. :-o

[ok]

hour glass. i wish i was pear shaped :cry: i want a big ol booty

[Peter]

36C-24-32.

I got all y'alls beat!!!

[Static Split Screen]

I'm 34-24-36 last I checked.

[Peter]

I'm 34-24-36 last I checked.

D: hello, friend.

[Livelivemydarling]

this thread means nothing without pics

[i]

I like booty.

I'm a flagpole.

[ramblingrose]

i was at a party the other day and someone commented on my ass and how it was big and i was like, "whatever" and when i turned around i knocked a fan over. l-o-l. :-o

I often find I knock things over with my behind, it's all behind me as well if you see what I mean. My bosoms get in the way on occasion too, it's awkward because if I wear stuff that's fitted in the middle it just makes even more of the T&A, but other stuff just makes me look like more of a fat than I am. Sometimes I wish it was 1956.

[wasp in a jar]

i'm hourglass. or i was. last time i measured myself i was 32/24/32 but since then i have eaten for three almost consistently for nearly a year and am too afraid to weigh myself, let alone measure myself.

[ramblingrose]

Last time I measured myself I was 38-27-38, hmm, slightly ludicrous.

[El Loto]

I like booty.

They gotta have bootay

[kendra]

haw haw.

but seriously, i've decided that if i'm not gonna have a nice body i'd at least like to keep the one i have.. when i go dancing my booty is a big hit.
i was at a party the other day and someone commented on my ass and how it was big and i was like, "whatever" and when i turned around i knocked a fan over. l-o-l. :-o

Why must you imply that a pear shape is not 'nice'? :cry: Bums n legs is the healthier place to gain weight (as opposed to apple). Or at least that's what the crackpot medical community says!

[ramblingrose]

Pear shape>hourglass, you get the pretty small boobage :(

[Jackal]

38
34
38
Rectangle!

[rogaine]

Why must you imply that a pear shape is not 'nice'? :cry: Bums n legs is the healthier place to gain weight (as opposed to apple). Or at least that's what the crackpot medical community says!

no, no! i LIKE being a pear. i was saying if i had to have any of the shapes i'd keep the one i have. my personal body = gross. ;)

[Peter]

i'm hourglass. or i was. last time i measured myself i was 32/24/32 but since then i have eaten for three almost consistently for nearly a year and am too afraid to weigh myself, let alone measure myself.

I highly doubt that you're horrendously out of proportion now.

[Drunkenmaster]

Last time I measured myself I was 38-27-38, hmm, slightly ludicrous.
*luscious

[kendra]

no, no! i LIKE being a pear. i was saying if i had to have any of the shapes i'd keep the one i have. my personal body = gross. ;)

well i fart sometimes and have a pilonidal cyst and i have to pluck my eyebrows which sucks but I don't think I'm terrrribly gross. oh man i am not trying to argue, love you! lol :D

[i]

kendra loves catherine!

[kendra]

my best friend is catherine!

[rogaine]

well i fart sometimes and have a pilonidal cyst and i have to pluck my eyebrows which sucks but I don't think I'm terrrribly gross. oh man i am not trying to argue, love you! lol :D

i have to pluck my chin sometimes. i win.

[Squirrel]

I am kind of a beanpole, but when I let myself go I seem to get the old 'spare tire' around the belly a bit. So when my metabolism finally craps out, my shape will be "Erlenmeyer flask with legs." D:

[Herr Lipp]

Triangle.

you're more of a rectangle, a tall square *snigger*

[Nak Nak]

you're more of a rectangle, a tall square *snigger*

I think you described yourself, I'm not tall!

[Herr Lipp]

i think normally you would be tall, if your gash wasnt so gargantuan (in the nicest possible way).

[ramblingrose]

I am kind of a beanpole, but when I let myself go I seem to get the old 'spare tire' around the belly a bit. So when my metabolism finally craps out, my shape will be "Erlenmeyer flask with legs." D:

My mum turned into "potato with cocktail sticks pushed in", you could be that too.

[Nak Nak]

My mum has that build too.

[Herr Lipp]

My mum's also like that but she's not obese or anything, her calf muscles are fucking huge, like the size of my thighs. She used to play netball and kick people's heads in at Old Firm Derby's (guessing) a lot.

[Nak Nak]

ROFL. I remember she was from Glasgow, who does she support?

[Leela]

Pear/fat hourglass. if I could just lose some pounds I'd be gorgeous :(

[kendra]

i have to pluck my chin sometimes. i win.

Yeah I have like...one or two hairs there that sporadically show up. It's few and far between, but when I am an old lady I will probably have a beard.

Also I have one random hair that grows underneath my jaw with regularity. I take care of it as soon as I see it coming back. Ewwww. :D It just means we are sensitive to androgens. Stupid men.

[Static Split Screen]

i think normally you would be tall, if your gash wasnt so gargantuan (in the nicest possible way).

He's only an inch or two shorter than me, so he's 5'9" or 5'10" not short by any means!

[Intern Kate]

i guess i'm hourglass in that my hips and shoulders are proportioned, and my chest and bum are filled out. however i think my torso is disproportionately longish in comparison to my legs. not freakishly, but still. it makes me feel obligated to try that much more to have a modest-sized waist because it feels accentuated.

i'm okay with the shape i got, but i do love pears, ladies. i think petite shoulders/top are pretty, paired with sassy, slightly bigger hips/bottom. i pity the muffin. though perhaps the right person could rock it? dunno. but booty is fun.

[ramblingrose]

urgh, effin' muffins, why do I keep seeing lissom young things forcing themselves into too-tight clothes and therefore making themselves look fat when they aren't? BUY THE 10, BITCHES, NOBODY CAN SEE THE LABEL WHEN YOU'VE GOT THEM ON. And displaying gunts is just plain wrong, especially this current trend for fat girls to join in with the gunting.
Ooh, I'm a bit ranty today.

[gangsta puffin]

gunts? :o
and i think maybe kate was referring to people who are muffin shaped, as opposed to muffin tops (i appreciate the pity). :\

[Kelly Kapowski]

whats the diff between muffin shaped and muffin top? i think kate was talking about muffin tops b/c thats all we ever talk about!

[gangsta puffin]

then i guess she was! i thought she meant if someone is muffin shaped, little on the bottom and big on top, y'know? the opposite of a pear.

in either context, muffinness sucks

[Kelly Kapowski]

but that's what muffin top pretty much is! folds runneth over.

[gangsta puffin]

no no i know what muffin tops are. i was thinking more someone who's "triangle" shaped, like in this poll. an overall topheaviness, from the shoulders, not just tummy. nevermind me!!

[Kelly Kapowski]

no i do understand!

[gangsta puffin]

let's just come together in our hate for all things muffin. except ones you eat of course.

[gangsta puffin]

PS i'm always paranoid about muffin topping since i'm not curvy at all. i always do a check.

[Kelly Kapowski]

im not a muffin but i have some love handles and i can feel them right now as i lean over my computer. It's gnarly. I made a painting of my lovehandles once and gave it to irish john as his only christmas present D: nick k said it was shit and meant it.

This is the MSN Paint version, but i gave him an actually painting:

[gangsta puffin]

oh bailey, you exaggerate!

[Leela]

indeed, bailz is so pretty i don't know whut she talk about, yo

[Intern Kate]

no no! i most certainly meant muffin-tops. :(

but reading over my post, in that context, it TOTALLY looks like i meant muffin shape/triangle. but i didn't. Meghan i don't pity you your body shape, i love them all! that sounds so geigh, but i think all body shapes can be amazing. so i'm really sorry if i offended. gawd, goinggg.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Yeah I have like...one or two hairs there that sporadically show up. It's few and far between, but when I am an old lady I will probably have a beard.

Looks like you just won yourself a free camp ticket, Kembra! :D

By the way, I'm the belly kinda person. It's not huge yet, but I can hardly imagine it well ever go away anymore. :(
And oh my, all the hair. On my chest and all. I don't want this. :cry:

[kendra]

camp? what? :(

[kendra]

Oh, nevermind. Well you can't come anyway so why do I care. :D

[Needs Wasabi]

I'm an apple. :cry:

It seems like everything I eat goes right to my stomach area. I mean. It's not that flabby..and I try to do sit-ups and crunches at least twice a day. But, it still sucks. :(

[Static Split Screen]

Don't genetic suck? Just like I've always had a tiny bit of cellulite on the back of my thighs, even when I was severely underweight. Thanks, mom. :cry:

[gangsta puffin]

Meghan i don't pity you your body shape, i love them all! that sounds so geigh, but i think all body shapes can be amazing. so i'm really sorry if i offended. gawd, goinggg.

omg no, *I* pity my bodyshape myself! it's A O K.
i didn't mean to sound offended if i did! sdlfkja;ldgkja;g GIRLS!! :grouphug:

[Leela]

Don't genetic suck? Just like I've always had a tiny bit of cellulite on the back of my thighs, even when I was severely underweight. Thanks, mom. :cry:

I wish I only had a little bit

[rogaine]

me too. i used to not have any and then i gained a bunch of weight and now i have a lot. is it true it never goes away?

[Static Split Screen]

I dunno, if you didnt have any before maybe it'd go away if you lost the weight again. cellulite sucks, I wish no one had it :(

[ramblingrose]

as long as it's not on your face it's okay, though there was a woman at my work who was so fat she had it on her ARMS :0

[gangsta puffin]

cellulite on thin girls always confuses me! i'm grateful that that's like, the one body issue i don't have. my genes are good for something i guess.

[Nak Nak]

I have absolutely no cellulite.

[Intern Kate]

omg no, *I* pity my bodyshape myself! it's A O K.
i didn't mean to sound offended if i did! sdlfkja;ldgkja;g GIRLS!! :grouphug:

omg, good! i went to work after making that last post carrying all this anxiety because i felt like i sounded like such an asshole! lol, i need a life. and anyway, i'm more a triangle/hourglass having a disproportionately longer/larger torso to my legs. ahhh, anywho...

PS congrats to your Eagles. my heart does break for my dear Drew, though, even if i generally dislike the Cowboys and TO.

[rogaine]

recently i made a comment on here that i felt bad about and i still think about it sometimes and now i felt bad! then i was like, "man you're lame." to myself.

[El Loto]

I have absolutely no cellulite.

Keep it real brother.

[kendra]

cellulite on thin girls always confuses me! i'm grateful that that's like, the one body issue i don't have. my genes are good for something i guess.

Yeah I think "fluffy" women get a bad rap for cellulite...I have seen it on many skinny-minnies (including myself) and then there are some bigger ladies w/out it. I have had it since I hit puberty, no real rhyme or reason there. I know I got it from my mother; she's had it since the same point in her life also.

[Static Split Screen]

That's why it's genetic! It'll never go away on me, and I've accepted it. It's not even very noticeable except in sunlight sometimes. I probably think it's worse than it is.

I do hope I never have arm cellulite though :scared:

[gangsta puffin]

PS congrats to your Eagles. my heart does break for my dear Drew, though, even if i generally dislike the Cowboys and TO.

guuuurl, that's some good shit. i watched the game from *the* sports bar in south philly (right by the stadium) and it was a par-tay. you'd have thunk they won the superbowl, it was insane.
poor drew, alright... he's nursing some wounds right now, for sure. but i think it probably sucks more to be TO! i just read that he's rumoured to have gone on a tirade of sorts in the tunnel to the locker room, screaming along the lines of "why did you bother signing me" at team management.
and since this is the chick board, i really wish he was ugly so it would suck to be him even more. but unfortunately the man's beautiful.

[ramblingrose]

unfortunately the man's beautiful.

photo? link? gratuitous spin off thread featuring those who are easy on the eye?

[gangsta puffin]

well...here's a good one!

[gangsta puffin]

ooo, another!

[Nak Nak]

photo? link? gratuitous spin off thread featuring those who are easy on the eye?

http://greyhoundblog.free.fr/dotclear/images/terrell_owens.jpg

[Henriette]

Ruler with cellulite :(

[Kinbote]

I'm shaped like a plastic bag caught on a fencepost, in the wind.

[Henriette]

No you aren't. You're a ferret, see:

[Kinbote]

Giant jerk.

[rogaine]

look at the little thigh rolls!!!! awwww