How pulchritudinous is your master Baphomet!

[Baphomet]

Calling all fair maidens! Dote your eyes on me and telleth your verdict

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[Nak Nak]

All hail Baphomet, lord of all that is appealing to the fairer gender!

[Suede]

CRAIOG!!1

REP ME PLEASE NEED 1000 POINTS!

[Nak Nak]

By the grace of Baphomet I hath repped thee!

[Suede]

safe!

i rep laura many times she never reps me back, same with chocolate face

[El Loto]

Is Baphomet more fair than Tommeke van Mol?

[ramblingrose]

I'm sure Baphomet is a lovely person, but I wouldn't say looks are his strong suit, though I think older divorcees would like him, the 45+ group.

[The Tourist]

i fink he is not sexy and he don't float my goat. :(
he kind of looks like those giant head things with 2 faces that are in the congregation of freaks in the ivory tower in neverending story when the guy with the beard is talking about how the nothing is coming and that atreyu needs to go on a quest to save them all. yeah yeah yeah?

[The Tourist]

bigheadsRsexy. notubaphomettyboy.

[The Tourist]

hmm, i was wrong! the bigheads only have one face, the two face things are different.

[ramblingrose]

they're still sexy though

[The Tourist]

yeah, but it's oral or nothing with them. Unless you want to get splinters from rubbing against their tree stump-like bodies. :/

[ramblingrose]

they've got wood, indeed.

[The Tourist]

!!! oh, you.
when are you coming down for your annual London trip?

[ramblingrose]

the 19th, there's a sofa in Peckham with my name on it! Will you perhaps be about?

[The Tourist]

I dunno, can I get a bench with my name on it? something like...

"Eliot Nash - he loved this place" ?
I'm sure I'll be around if you want me to be!

[Jackal]

I'm not sure which of those 3 pics you look like........the cat? Jim Morrison? The 3 faced dude? whatever.

[ramblingrose]

I dunno, can I get a bench with my name on it? something like...

"Eliot Nash - he loved this place" ?
I'm sure I'll be around if you want me to be!

We could write that somewhere with a freezer pen if you want! I'll be wandering the streets around King's Cross on the Thursday afternoon if you're around then? I will also be doing other cooler stuff, like I don't know what yet, but yes.

[Peter]

my pants are tight :cry:

[The Tourist]

I'll be wandering the streets around King's Cross.

I wouldn't want my memorial bench to be in north London, the epitaph would just be a lie!
Why are you gonna hang round there? It's a poop area. Come to a nice place instead. :)

[ramblingrose]

I only say King's Cross because that's where the trains go. It's not nice, you're right. My London geography is a bit rubbish, it mainly consists of "AVOID COVENT GARDEN TUBE AT ALL COSTS" and "how to get to Dulwich from absolutely anywhere".

[Peter]

I must spread some reptuation around :cry:

[The Tourist]

Covent Garden tube is 2busy4lief, and also a little pointless. Just go to Leicester Sq or sumfink. Nick K made us go to Russell Square just cos he stayed round there once. It was a bit poo, but he thought it was great.
We should go to Garlic and Shots in Soho. It's a place Grania introduced me to. They do a ton of different shots, loads of them have garlic in them (hence the name), which sounds rough but is actually tasty. They also do garlic beer, which I was going to try but they had none when I was there.

[Baphomet]

Thankyee gracious opinioneers especially ramblingrose for her kindness regarding my compatability with the over forties.

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[Nak Nak]

Wow, who is that woman?!

[Static Split Screen]

ROFL at the bulge.