handjobs

[Suede]

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[Static Split Screen]

Haha it continues.

I don't mind giving them at all, they're an arm workout ;)

[Kelly Kapowski]

boring.

[Nak Nak]

Too right. I knew this board would basically end up as a glitzied up sex board.

[ipris]

seven degrees from the kitten thread to here.

[Foxing Peculiar]

Too right. I knew this board would basically end up as a glitzied up sex board.

Well yeah.

You create a place where the focus is on gender, it makes sense that the topic is going to switch to the most fundamental area where gender difference matters. :oh:


Anyway handjobs - eh. Pretty boring. I can do that myself. :boring:

[rogaine]

i don't see the point of them. although when my jaw gets tired sometimes i rest it while continuing the fun through a handjob. in fact there's always a lot of hand action with my blowjobs.

[i]

they're fun. variety is good

[Peter]

handjobs only work for me as part of a blowjob. if all my girl can come up with sexually is a handjob i'll just pass and wait for her to be in the mood for more than that.

[El Loto]

I prefer BJs

[Herr Lipp]

birds are shit at them, and they blatantly dont enjoy them, so they should be struck off the menu.

[El Loto]

If the yanking is not done correctly it can be sore and thus sticking it in their gob is far better for both.

[Herr Lipp]

in my experience you can tell when they get bored, the motion just becomes machine-like and it just makes it hard to come! I think generally it's easier for a guy to learn female masturbation than a girl to leave male masturbation.

Wanking needs years and years of practice :pimp: heh heh heh.

[El Loto]

I prefer the sensation of coming whilst the penis is in a female's mouth. More intense than shaft-rub.

[Atomsk Iscariot]

I shouldn't be talking as I dislike sex in general (what), but the handjob was by far the least pleasant experience I've had in a string of decidedly not pleasant experiences. I do believe I went limp in her hand.

[Herr Lipp]

harsh! I'm quite asexual but not as extreme as you brad.

euan you're obsessed, get a hobby! p.s. the cycle computer has some incredibly difficult set up instructions! fancy cycling down to kent from aberdeen? i'll buy you an irn-bru.

[Atomsk Iscariot]

harsh! I'm quite asexual but not as extreme as you brad.

Oh, but the harshness was most unintended. My problems with sex have had pretty much nothing to do with the performance of the other and entirely with my own issues.

[El Loto]

harsh! I'm quite asexual but not as extreme as you brad.

euan you're obsessed, get a hobby! p.s. the cycle computer has some incredibly difficult set up instructions! fancy cycling down to kent from aberdeen? i'll buy you an irn-bru.

Surely it's not in cryllic. What is difficult to understand?

[Herr Lipp]

no step-by-step instructions, just random shit and random exploded diagrams. it'll be sorted, its just not straightforward.

[Static Split Screen]

I prefer the sensation of coming whilst the penis is in a female's mouth. More intense than shaft-rub.

I'm learning too much about you and Katy's private time.

[El Loto]

I'm learning too much about you and Katy's private time.

Just remember the I've Never of August 2005.

[Leela]

I don't like giving them (unless, like effie, they're to have a break during a bj) because it's so low on the pleasure-giving scale.

[Static Split Screen]

Just remember the I've Never of August 2005.

Haha yeah true. I liked the 2006 one because we were all relaxed and didn't care, where the 2005 one we were all embarrassed.

[Kelly Kapowski]

once irish john told me to be "careful"

also, once i was with this 25 year old New Zealand guy and he wanted me to go down on him but i didnt want to so i started giving him a handjob and he goes, "jesus christ, i'm 25!" as if he was too old for it. God he was abusive but v. hot.

[rogaine]

lolol. that's so sad/funny.

[ramblingrose]

God, you lot must go out with some right freaks. Nobody has ever had anything but praise for my manual labour, and it's easy and quick and can be done almost anywhere. Keep practising y'all.

[Fab]

can be done almost anywhere. It sounds like you have fun stories.

Anyway, my ex used to really enjoy giving them, true story, though just[ a handjob wouldn't quite be enough for me, I'd have to at least get boobs or something at the same time...

Once I was quite poorly and really not in the mood, yet she insisted, not even wanting me to do anything for her.

[i]

I'm learning too much about you and Katy's private time.

:lol:

[Kelly Kapowski]

God, you lot must go out with some right freaks. Nobody has ever had anything but praise for my manual labour, and it's easy and quick and can be done almost anywhere. Keep practising y'all.
irish john only told me to be careful b/c it was in the dark and whatever!!!11111

but i once made him cry, honestly cry, from a bj.

[Fab]

I forgot to add, I really like handjobs, they're fun.

[The Tourist]

you didn't just get back from seeing Ciona, did you? :O

[Nak Nak]

She's into big manly men now according to euan!

[Static Split Screen]

irish john only told me to be careful b/c it was in the dark and whatever!!!11111

but i once made him cry, honestly cry, from a bj.

Cry in joy or pain?

[Fab]

you didn't just get back from seeing Ciona, did you? :OI not so much resent the implication, but vociferously deny it!

[ramblingrose]

She's into big manly men now according to euan!

.

[ramblingrose]

you didn't just get back from seeing Ciona, did you? :O

WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNN???????

[El Loto]

.

All I said was: "Ciona is looking for a man next time"

[ramblingrose]

That's okay then! I should hurry up as well, we've got a few lightbulbs need changing.

[El Loto]

Get Alex to stop rowing like a madman and change them.

[The Tourist]

All I'm saying is that Frank changed his mind about handjobs after Ciona said that she was very good at them!

[Fab]

Oh I didn't change my mind, I'd still say that just a handjob isn't quite enough, but they are fun.

[The Tourist]

oh, so now the memory's fading they're not as good? :O

[Fab]

You're a bad man.

And I've been far too forthcoming with handjob opinions, normally I keep quiet on rude subjects. I'm going to go away and blush now :-o

[The Tourist]

they're only rude subjects if you believe them to be. :D
seriously, people are more perverted than one thinks, though if it's so widespread can it be called a perversion? That is the pertinent question we must all ask ourselves. Then we must die from shame. :(

[Fab]

Oh it's not about perversion and shame and such, I just think it's more fun if it's a bit secret.

[The Tourist]

definitely. but mark foley had his secrets and that didn't end up being much fun for him. :O see where i'm coming from? huh? hmm, i don't.

[jas1n]

i'm learning way too much about my beloved blamos ;(

[The Tourist]

if it hurts too much then just great drunk and masturbate over it. (?)

[Herr Lipp]

this is the internet where people have less inhinitions.

I hasten to add I would talk about shit to anyone, on the NET or in real life. Such an interesting subject.

[Static Split Screen]

Me too if I knew them well enough. I'm painfully shy around strangers in person, but not as much on the net.

[jas1n]

Me too if I knew them well enough. I'm painfully shy around strangers in person, but not as much on the net.

i mostly mean the ones i know IRL.

[Kelly Kapowski]

:D


ps. today i was doing some mailings for work and thinking about how you said you are finding out too much, and then posted how you tried anal once and i was laughing so hard inside at that and i was smiling so hard and scared someone would ask me what i was thinking about

[alexandra]

HOW HAVE I MISSED THIS BOARD?!

handjobs< blowjobs

[The Tourist]

well, we've pretty much covered all the important subjects... it's reverted to kitten and puppy appreciation now. :/

[alexandra]

fuck that!

where's the show me your tits thread?!

[The Tourist]

I think there are a couple... look lower down the board. The key word is low. :O