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Peter
09-23-2006, 12:42 AM
Please note the following information:

Cup the balls, work the shaft.

Thank you.
sleepy sinner
09-23-2006, 11:01 AM
Darling, from my experience, the men need more tips.

Doing it for a guy is so not hard. At all.
Static Split Screen
09-23-2006, 11:04 AM
I agree, it's pretty straight forward.
sleepy sinner
09-23-2006, 11:18 AM
I know. You throw in the extra twist or surprise each time and they are like immediately over the moon. Please!

I love it though.
Jackal
09-23-2006, 11:32 AM
Guys pretty much like their balls to be touched all the time don't they?
Pele
09-23-2006, 12:55 PM
This is begging to be quoted all over blamo, but whatever - I fucking love balls. They really are the most fun of all the male body parts.
Static Split Screen
09-23-2006, 01:37 PM
Guys pretty much like their balls to be touched all the time don't they?

Evidently it's tickly.
Peter
09-23-2006, 01:52 PM
This is begging to be quoted all over blamo,


You said it. :yes:
Pele
09-23-2006, 02:20 PM
oh pierre!
Peter
09-23-2006, 04:30 PM
i've never had a quote in my signature before, but yours was FAR too perfect for me to resist. thank you for your contribution! :D
kendra
09-23-2006, 08:38 PM
Balls are fun but I'm scared of them, because I think they are scared of me. They're such timid little fellows!
ramblingrose
09-25-2006, 07:45 AM
Ah, if only I was a bit less reserved, I could share my blowjob tips with the world. Peter, you're dealing with ameteurs if that's your top advice.
Fab
09-25-2006, 07:47 AM
Don't be a tease!

Unless that's one of your blowjob tips :O
ramblingrose
09-25-2006, 08:00 AM
There is no way I'm going to reveal my secrets.
Jackal
09-25-2006, 09:43 AM
I've read a lot of books written by hookers and such, they give great professional advice!
Henriette
09-25-2006, 10:14 AM
Remember when Angel told the story of how she puked on a boy she was fellating? I'll always remember that one.
Static Split Screen
09-25-2006, 10:20 AM
Man, that would certainly kill the mood. :(
Henriette
09-25-2006, 10:22 AM
Now that I think of it, maybe she just dry-heaved. Agh, my memory BLOWS.
Peter
09-25-2006, 01:35 PM
Ah, if only I was a bit less reserved, I could share my blowjob tips with the world. Peter, you're dealing with ameteurs if that's your top advice.

Consider this thread to be akin to the "Blowjob 100" class in college. It's the basic information required for people to build up to more technically advanced blowjobs.
Leela
09-25-2006, 02:54 PM
I'm always down for tips. I haven't had any complaints yet, but there's always room for improvement I feel.

And like Kendra, I too am scared of balls. I think I'm scared of hurting them in some way!
Peter
09-25-2006, 03:59 PM
But balls love you! Just cradle them and lightly massage them and you will do no harm. They're more rugged than you give them credit for :)
Jackal
09-26-2006, 10:29 AM
I like to tie them in a knot.
Daysleeper
09-26-2006, 05:13 PM
I like to tie them in a knot.

Do you do that like a cherry stalk? With your tongue. H.A.W.T

:cry:
Peter
09-26-2006, 05:15 PM
My groin hurts suddenly D:
Daysleeper
09-26-2006, 05:51 PM
My groin hurts suddenly D:


I live in eternal fear of twisting them when I twist and turn in bed. I think the pain would be too much for me to handle.
ipris
09-27-2006, 01:01 AM
Evidently it's tickly.

not that i've ever known.
Foxing Peculiar
09-27-2006, 03:25 AM
Darling, from my experience, the men need more tips.


Now that's unfortunate. Frankly, it's as (or more) fun to give than to recieve... but maybe that's just me.
ramblingrose
09-27-2006, 06:15 AM
Yes, what's going on with you lot and that sort of thing? Time was you'd only get that sort of attention in a serious long-term relationship, now it's the first thing they all go for. I'm baffled. In a good way.
Static Split Screen
09-27-2006, 10:35 AM
I always thought people did it before sex, because it's not technically sex?
El Loto
09-27-2006, 10:45 AM
They do it in pornos but then they need to cater for a variety of tastes.
mc_festus
10-19-2006, 11:31 AM
. I think I'm scared of hurting them in some way!

good. they must be treated delicately
Barbara
10-19-2006, 01:01 PM
last night I had this dream that I was giving head to this guy I've known a long time...and all our friends wanted to sit and watch us :O then afterward he felt all violated and upset about it, as if I forced my mouth upon his cock! it was weird D:
rogaine
10-19-2006, 01:12 PM
lol. i hope you see him soon.
gangsta puffin
10-19-2006, 02:41 PM
i fear that i'm bad at it. no complaints, but i'm self conscious about the whole thing.
Barbara
10-19-2006, 03:39 PM
don't be self-conscious meg! love that shit, look in his eyes with confidence and a big mouthful of penis, they love that :D
Larkspur
10-19-2006, 05:38 PM
:yes: They do.
sleepy sinner
10-25-2006, 12:34 AM
Now that's unfortunate. Frankly, it's as (or more) fun to give than to recieve... but maybe that's just me.

I don't mean ALL men. But yeah I've been with a couple who either never went for it at all (which quickly = see you later, especially if you've been giving. And no way am I going to "ask", that's degrading because it just SHOULD be offered or otherwise, a constructive explanation as to why not) or just went for it thinking they were the masters of the universe or something and I was like...um...NO. And they weren't inexperienced, which made it rather funny to think about what their ex-girlfriends or whoever had been putting up with.

This was all in the awkward dating hell stage.
Larkspur
10-25-2006, 12:49 AM
just went for it thinking they were the masters of the universe or something and I was like...um...NO.

This was all in the awkward dating hell stage.

I wish it ended once you got past this phase :cry:
lisa
10-25-2006, 12:52 AM
I wish it ended once you got past this phase :cry:
if hes doin it all wrong you gotta tell him! no need to suffer in silence. of course guys are all sensitive when they realize they arent doing it right but if youre nice about it and just guide them a bit it can only get better for both of you...
Larkspur
10-25-2006, 01:15 AM
I know, I know...I just like to moan about it.

I'd actually just like him to stop trying entirely, including trying to get some. But we're working that out in therapy. :lol:
arular
10-26-2006, 07:05 AM
a boy i was with loved giving, and hated recieving.

and i mean, LOVED giving.

i felt so selfish at first, but after a while, i just didn't care. so good.
sleepy sinner
10-29-2006, 08:42 AM
I wish it ended once you got past this phase :cry:

Oh don't worry babe, my all-encompassing fear is that we all more or less fall prey to re-entering that stage. I'm sure there are horrible things in my future! :)
As to your life...hope things get better!
kendra
10-29-2006, 12:07 PM
I think being perceived as "good" in the oral department is going to depend on several factors, some of which are A) is the woman easily orgasmic anyway? i.e., comes at the drop of a hat, which I have heard DOES happen (tall tales, tall tales, haha). B) is the guy good at interpreting body signals such as "ouch, not that way" or "keep going, keep going, KEEP DOING THAT RIGHT THERE" instead of changing it up too often

Anyway it's a work in progress, a labor of love. I don't think anyone likes to say "Ouch, not that way" in the moment or "You're boring me" which is why so much bad sex happens. But anyways, I digress. I enjoy giving and receiving equally, so long as I'm in the mood for either one in the first place.