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rogaine
09-19-2006, 02:56 PM
why do guys always claim they're 6' tall, not what they actually are?
being a tall lady myself, i can't TELL you how many guys i've been out with that have been like, how tall are you? 6'? and i'm like, "no.. i'm only 5'9"." they don't believe me and we end up getting into an argument about how i'm NOT 6 feet tall and they're, sadly, under 6'.
is this a pride thing? are you less of a man if you're under 6'?
Dunno, but I'm only 5'9". I think the average Caucasian male distribution or whatever is 5'10" to 6'2" so yeah maybe > 6' sounds taller than average.
Smith Comma John
09-19-2006, 03:14 PM
is this a pride thing? are you less of a man if you're under 6'?
Is it a pride thing? Probably. A lot of guys are sensitive about they're height (little dog syndrome). Personally I've never felt that I've had to impress anybody with my height, but I am 6'1", so ha!
Atomsk Iscariot
09-19-2006, 03:20 PM
I'm 5'9 and could pass off for 12 years old but I don't particularly care.
Atomsk Iscariot
09-19-2006, 03:32 PM
Also, as a guy, I'm certain there are dumber things I've done than this.
Lie, cheat, and steal, for instance.
Daysleeper
09-19-2006, 03:52 PM
I'm a tiny 5'7"
I don't lie about this or anything...I would like to be taller but it's not something I would like about...
Cheryl K
09-19-2006, 04:16 PM
I know a guy who's under 5'6"..... *cough*laugh*cough*
Cheryl K
09-19-2006, 04:17 PM
Actually, to be totally honest, I wouldn't date a guy who was 6 feet tall. Hell, I'm 5'7" with my shoes on and I wouldn't get involved with anyone over 5'9". I don't like breaking my neck when trying to kiss someone.
Daysleeper
09-19-2006, 04:18 PM
The last girl I dated was taller than me...she was 5'10"
Then she would often wear boots with heels.
:cry:
Peter
09-19-2006, 04:23 PM
I brieflly dated a girl who was 5'11" just like me...on our sixth or seventh date she wore these 3" heels, and when we kissed and I had to tilt my head BACK instead of forward, I knew it was all over.
There's something about being kissed from above that endangers my masculinity.
Daysleeper
09-19-2006, 04:36 PM
There's something about being kissed from above that endangers my masculinity.
It makes me fee even more inadequate than I already am!
Plus, when we held hands I had to keep my arm slightly raised at an awkward height and it used to hurt after a short while.
Peter
09-19-2006, 04:42 PM
right, that arm height thing is a problem, too. it's either keep your arm at a wierd angle, or walk really far apart so your arms is reaching out, and then you feel like a monkey being taken by the hand for a walk.
I figure that at 5'11", it shouldn't be hard for me to find a girl who is shorter than me to date.
The Tourist
09-19-2006, 04:53 PM
I'm 5'9 and I've never claimed to be 6 foot, ever. I don't even see the point as it's so obvious that I'm not. I think biggest lie about my height was saying that I was 5'10.... which I am with shoes on. :O I haven't grown since I was about 14 or 15. yay!
Daysleeper
09-19-2006, 04:54 PM
right, that arm height thing is a problem, too. it's either keep your arm at a wierd angle, or walk really far apart so your arms is reaching out, and then you feel like a monkey being taken by the hand for a walk.
I figure that at 5'11", it shouldn't be hard for me to find a girl who is shorter than me to date.
Yeah, smaller girls 4eva!!!111
Peter
09-19-2006, 05:02 PM
I'm 5'11" and don't ever say that I'm 6'. It's just simply NOT TRUE. with bare feet, I'm 5'11", Period. In shoes...yeah, maybe I'm 6', but it's artificial. That'd be like a girl wearing a padded bra and saying she's a 34D when she's only a small 34C. FALSE ADVERTISING.
PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME
09-19-2006, 05:34 PM
Well I'm exactly 6ft, so I have no need to lie about it.
Kelly Kapowski
09-19-2006, 06:26 PM
uh YEAH CAT! Irish John and i always argue because he says he's a high 5'11 and he is so like, 5'9 or a low 5'10, ungh. Once kate said she was 5'7 and then i measured her and she was like, 5'5 lol
Hi There, Am Pam
09-19-2006, 07:53 PM
It's funny, my brother claims to be 6' tall, but I know I'm at least 6', and I've got at least 2 inches on him. I forget how tall I am exactly, it's either 6'1" or 6'2". More likely 6'1", but who knows.
Spaced
09-19-2006, 08:02 PM
I too am a tiny 5'7. It's ok though as my girlfriend is 5'1 or something.
Being short does affect some guys badly. Who hasn't seen some guy with short man syndrome? Usually gym junkies with their chin stuck up in the air to try and gain that extra cm.
Smith Comma John
09-19-2006, 08:05 PM
I too am a tiny 5'7. It's ok though as my girlfriend is 5'1 or something.
Being short does affect some guys badly. Who hasn't seen some guy with short man syndrome? Usually gym junkies with their chin stuck up in the air to try and gain that extra cm.
Or they spike their hair. That makes me lol.
PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME
09-20-2006, 01:25 AM
Being short does affect some guys badly. Who hasn't seen some guy with short man syndrome? Usually gym junkies with their chin stuck up in the air to try and gain that extra cm.
Yeah, but it's pretty devastating knowing someone half my height can kick my arse without even breaking a sweat.
Needs Wasabi
09-20-2006, 01:26 AM
The dumbest thing guys do: Breathe.
I'm kidding. :D
The Tourist
09-20-2006, 08:03 AM
phew!
I thought you wanted us dead for a moment there!
Anyway, I think I'm shrinking, I swear I'm a cm or 2 shorter than I used to be. maybe I have boneitis like that 80s guy on Futurama.
Needs Wasabi
09-20-2006, 08:09 AM
I don't want all guys dead. Just my cheating asshole of an ex boyfriend! :D
Barbarian Love Elephant
09-20-2006, 08:19 AM
Ugh short guys, i'm fine with them except when they're metrosexuals,please really just stop
Herr Lipp
09-20-2006, 09:43 AM
I'm 188cm tall (measured last wednesday) which is 6 foot 2.11145 inches or something like that! And I weight 74kg - just over 11.5 stone.
Oh wait this wasnt the point of the thread!
I still get the urge to do immature stuff (but dont act on it now I'm verging into maturity). You know, shit like hurting another boy for the fun of it if there's a girl to "impress", or lifting/carrying a bird - as if that's cool :(
I'm cool now though (honest) and would rather wait a long time between getting a new girlfriend - by being friends with them first as opposed to going to noisy clubs and just sucking face with some nameless bird, which is something you definitely dont want to be doing when you get into your 20s, IMO.
Foxing Peculiar
09-20-2006, 10:39 AM
by being friends with them first as opposed to going to noisy clubs and just sucking face with some nameless bird, which is something you definitely dont want to be doing when you get into your 20s, IMO.
:yes:
And for the record, approximately 5'8" - though I've really no idea.
Herr Lipp
09-20-2006, 10:42 AM
it's just.....tacky!
cigar store indian
09-20-2006, 12:55 PM
My roomate is 5'2" :lol: He's asked to borrow my clothes a few times.
Jackal
09-20-2006, 01:42 PM
My husband is one foot taller than me, I love being much smaller than him.
He doesn't really do any dumb things.
rogaine
09-20-2006, 01:47 PM
my boyfriend is like my height or maybe a little shorter, but he's BIGGER than me which is what really matters. my ex was my height and skinny. it made me feel so huge and manly!
as long as a guy has some meat on him i really don't care if they're my height or not.
rogaine
09-20-2006, 04:46 PM
so is kendra, though! so it works. i'm not thin at all and even when i was at my thinnest, i was still big. i'm jsut a big person with a big frame and some fat piled on. so my boyfriends have to be big.
Hi There, Am Pam
09-20-2006, 05:29 PM
big... downstairs ;)
:(
Static Split Screen
09-20-2006, 06:03 PM
Haha I've noticed that too. Being 5'11" I regularly come accross guys saying they're 6'...Hello, I tower over you.
Craig's an inch or two shorter but I don't mind at all. :D
rogaine
09-20-2006, 06:15 PM
how often do you get the "do you play basketball?" "do you model?" comments? if i get them a lot at 5'9" i can't imagine how much YOU get them.
Static Split Screen
09-20-2006, 06:20 PM
Oh christ so much. The model ones started really annoying me a few months ago, especially because they asked me at work. Uhh, if I was a model I wouldn't be working at In N Out Burger kthx!
Barbarian Love Elephant
09-20-2006, 06:47 PM
I'm skinnny.
:(
you have great style
Jackal
09-21-2006, 11:56 AM
Oh christ so much. The model ones started really annoying me a few months ago, especially because they asked me at work. Uhh, if I was a model I wouldn't be working at In N Out Burger kthx!
Silly question, if you applied to be a model and a well known agency accepted you, would you skip college and go for it?
ramblingrose
09-21-2006, 04:09 PM
I would! sorry.
The 6' thing applies to those taller than that as well, a couple of my exes were at least 6'2" but claimed to be 6'. Fools. I have a history of attracting the very tall, which is odd cos you'd think they'd leave a munchkin like me for their smaller brethren. I don't really care about height, I do like very tall but smaller is fine too, it's more about what their face is like really.
Nak Nak
09-21-2006, 04:29 PM
I never do anything "dumb".
Chopstick
09-21-2006, 08:05 PM
how often do you get the "do you play basketball?" "do you model?" comments? if i get them a lot at 5'9" i can't imagine how much YOU get them.
I always hated that. I'm 6'1" and I really got tired of everyone asking me if I liked basketball. I'm utterly shit at basketball, try again.
Now I just get tired everyone assuming that, because I have long legs, I should be able to run faster than short people. This ain't true. I am a slow motherfucker... boo.
Also, I notice when guys claim to be 6' and I can easily see the top of their heads.
For awhile I dated a girl who was 5'10" and she loved it when I called her "shorty."
the trickster
09-22-2006, 03:03 AM
im like 5'..or 5'1" i dunno, like 155cm. anyway im short so i never have to worry about guys being smaller than me.
p.s. kylie minogue is that height too so that makes me equally as sexy!.. :/
ramblingrose
09-25-2006, 06:09 AM
im like 5'..or 5'1" i dunno, like 155cm. anyway im short so i never have to worry about guys being smaller than me.
p.s. kylie minogue is that height too so that makes me equally as sexy!.. :/
You are taller than Kylie, there is no way she's even five foot.
Static Split Screen
09-25-2006, 10:13 AM
Silly question, if you applied to be a model and a well known agency accepted you, would you skip college and go for it?
I don't know, maybe. Probably actually. I could always go back to college after my career's over. My mom would throw such a fit though. She was a model when she was younger and doesn't want me anywhere near it because she says it's a horrible buisness. I don't think I'm pretty enough to be a model anyway.
Static Split Screen
09-25-2006, 10:13 AM
I never do anything "dumb".
Chortle.
Barbarian Love Elephant
09-25-2006, 01:02 PM
i love short girls but its not practical <\3
Leela
09-25-2006, 02:28 PM
My ex was only a few inches taller than me...and it sucked when I wore heels and I was taller than him. I want a tall boyfriend, dammit!
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