Everybody needs a boosom for a pillow

[Peter]

Discuss.

:mario:

[rogaine]

i've never felt a big boob before. i've only felt mine and they are tiny, let me tell you. they'd make an awful pillow.

[Peter]

the biggest I ever felt was a 34C, but they were on the lower end of the C cup range...they were ok, but not the best pillow to be honest.

[rogaine]

when i was at my thinnest i was only a 34 A. i could fit in a 32B but i barely filled them. *sigh* it makes me not really want to lose the weight i've gained. that is, until, i look in a mirror. teheh.

[Daysleeper]

The first girl I went with had huge breasts, and as soon as I saw them I thought they were disgusting and tried my best not to look at them.

[Peter]

Paul were they all saggy with big huge national geographic nipples??

[rogaine]

those are called breasfeeding nipples, peter. have you ever seen a pregnant woman's boobies?!

[Fab]

Rocks in socks?

Anyway, I don't think my ex would have let me sleep on either of her boobs, she was funny like that. I may have been able to get away with a nap though.

And on the size issue, the biggest I've felt were on the lower end of D, and they were very pleasant, but the girl to whom they belonged was less than so.

[Foxing Peculiar]

i've never felt a big boob before. i've only felt mine and they are tiny, let me tell you. they'd make an awful pillow.

It really doesn't take as much as you might think to be a pleasant experience.

And in re: the thread title... now I have that song stuck in my head. :hate:

[Fab]

It really doesn't take as much as you might think to be a pleasant experience.Seconded.

[Daysleeper]

Paul were they all saggy with big huge national geographic nipples??

They were ugly beyond belief...yes saggy...but she had shit nipples, it may have been more fun if they were huge nips...and she had spots/little red marks on her tits...eww...Its put me off big tits for lief

Small>Big

[Peter]

those are called breasfeeding nipples, peter. have you ever seen a pregnant woman's boobies?!

sorry cat, I'm not into prego porn and when girls I know get pregnant, I'm usually not itching for a peek at their grotesque boobies.

[Daysleeper]

sorry cat, I'm not into prego porn and when girls I know get pregnant, I'm usually not itching for a peek at their grotesque boobies.

I think woman's breasts get a nice shape to them when they are breastfeeding.

:nerd:

[Peter]

that's enough, Paul :cry:

[Daysleeper]

that's enough, Paul :cry:

Apparently, when I was breastfeeding, I used to suck too hard and make my mums nipples bleed :D

Dude, did you lose half of your post count or someting?

[The Tourist]

nipples often crack when babes are being suckled.
Anya's boobs are ace, they used to be called Madascasgar and Mauritius, but now they have new names... which I forget. :(

[Peter]

No, I didn't lose any posts....here's a history of my post count as far as I can remember (i might be wrong on some points, but it's basically the same outcome either way):

I registered on sep 11 2000 and racked up about 8500 posts...then went crazy and made aaron delete my account...stayed away from 9 months or something and then re-registered. since re-registering I've put up another 5600...

of course that doesn't count threads which were deleted by users and removed posts. that might make up 100 posts or so of my total that were lost. but as of late i haven't lost any.

[Daysleeper]

I like boobs which I can just nicely cup in my hands...I don't really want anything more.

Shame on you for now knowing the names of your girlfriends breasts...

[Daysleeper]

No, I didn't lose any posts....here's a history of my post count as far as I can remember (i might be wrong on some points, but it's basically the same outcome either way):

I registered on sep 11 2000 and racked up about 8500 posts...then went crazy and made aaron delete my account...stayed away from 9 months or something and then re-registered. since re-registering I've put up another 5600...

of course that doesn't count threads which were deleted by users and removed posts. that might make up 100 posts or so of my total that were lost. but as of late i haven't lost any.

Hmm...okay...I just thought your were in, or near, the 10,000 club in your current incarnation. My mistake.

[The Tourist]

I named them about 4 years ago!
But I recently renamed them... but forgot the new names cos I was a bit drunk at the time. :(

[Kelly Kapowski]

oh paul, you are silly. Although I do wish mine were about 2 sizes smaller b/c they are out of control.

I like when my babe sleeps on my chest, i think it's cute. Oh, and Paul, while you were turned off from big boobs, I turned Irish John onto them. He was strictly a small boobs man until he met me :-* And he isn't just saying that to be nice, i promise ;(

I don't have names for mine, but one of my nipples is named Norman.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I like all boob sizes. Well, aside from obscenely huge fake ones, or sagging, or such.

See, this is why women develop eating disorders. Even when a guy claims not to discriminate, they list things that turn them off.

[ipris]

i miss bossom pillows. :(

[Needs Wasabi]

I hate my boobs.

Blah..I think I'm going to get one of those surgeries. You know..Where they take and deflate them for you. AKA..chop them off. :darn:

Haha.

[ipris]

I hate my boobs.

Blah..I think I'm going to get one of those surgeries. You know..Where they take and deflate them for you. AKA..chop them off. :darn:

Haha.

as a man i have little right to talk about boobs as you are. however i feel sad for very large boobs. i would hate to carry them around.
i do like small boobs though, and i think adding to them isnt anything that should be done.
.. to each his own though i suppose.

[Daysleeper]

oh paul, you are silly. Although I do wish mine were about 2 sizes smaller b/c they are out of control.

I like when my babe sleeps on my chest, i think it's cute. Oh, and Paul, while you were turned off from big boobs, I turned Irish John onto them. He was strictly a small boobs man until he met me :-* And he isn't just saying that to be nice, i promise ;(

I don't have names for mine, but one of my nipples is named Norman.

Even though I don't like them, I'm still a shallow male and will stare at a pair of big boobs. I'm sure Irish John isn't lying. I would proabably still like them if I hadn't been scarred early on :(

[wasp in a jar]

i was just observing mine and they are currently much bigger than i would like them to be, and would probably therefore make a not too meagre pillow.

how awful.

[Peter]

I feel strange when a girl/woman says "my boobs are bigger than I want them to be" purely because there are SO MANY men out there that are looking for a girl with big boobies to play with. My friend Dave, for example.

[Static Split Screen]

I used to have nothing at all and they would make shit pillows, but at 32C they make decent pillows now. And I like having cleavage now, I find it exciting.

[Peter]

you're not the only one who finds cleavage exciting.

[Leela]

How come all the guys I have a crush on are small boobs men? Like fo realz, I want to switch boobs because it's just so unfair

[Peter]

Perhaps these men just haven't been able to properly enjoy proper large breasts. maybe they dated a girl with big boobs but they were UGLY big boobs, like a runny egg on a nail type. they just need a girl with nicely shaped large breasticles.

[alexandra]

i have good boobs!

[Fab]

I don't think you can just make such a bold statement without backing it up.

[ipris]

I don't think you can just make such a bold statement without backing it up.

i'll vouch.

:D

[alexandra]

and he can vouch! :O

[Leela]

Is there a surgery to reduce your nipple size? I know a lot of people who are very unhappy with their nippes *cough* *shifty eyes*

[Peter]

do you have big long national geographic nipples or bumpy brail nipples? be honest.

[ramblingrose]

gawd, Maddie, stop hating your breasticles please! go to the library and extract The Beauty Myth and the awfully-named Fat Girl's Guide to Life and develop some righteous anger and love for your boobage. In fact, that applies to ALL OF YOU, but the gents only have to read The Beauty Myth.

[ramblingrose]

[QUOTE=ramblingrose;2152083]Fat Girl's Guide to Life QUOTE]

I just want to qualify this one. It's written by a woman who's 200 pounds but the message applies to us all, it's about how much time we waste going "oh but I hate my left cheek and I have fat cuticles" and how much we'd all get done if we stopped obsessing over biscuits.

[Livelivemydarling]

this thread means nothing without pics

[Feeling Brackish]

this thread means nothing without pics

I knew that was coming. :rolleyes:

So yeah, big breasts are nice to nap on. I agree. My last girlfriend's were DD. They were pleasant. There's something to be said for smaller boobs too though. My current girlfriend's are only a B, and I like them a lot. They probably look nicer than the DD's my last girlfriend had.

[Static Split Screen]

Maddie your niples probably aren't even bigger than average. There's a livejournal community called vaginapagina and they have an everyday bodies project where a bunch of people annonymously send pictures of various body parts so people can see that their body parts aren't weird or uncommon. I find it interesting!

[ramblingrose]

gawd, can we just have a concensus about whether boobs are good or evil? size unimportant.

[Philippe]

There was this lass in my year that had these superlarge breasts. Awe-inspiring. I'd have enjoyed burying my face in them.

I don't think breasts would really make a good pillow. Not that I'd know, of course.

Boobs are very very very good.

[The Tourist]

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[Philippe]

Ok, maybe not superlarge, but big for a girl her age.

In my opinion, of course.

[The Tourist]

aw, the eyes don't blink like they did on the site i nicked the pic from.
super-large ain't great. big is beautiful, small are sensual, medium are middling. :O

[Philippe]

You see, I'm usually for medium sized breasts. I often find big breasts offputting, perhaps because I seem to find that they usually belong to megafat slaggz. Small ones can be nice too, depends on the girl's figure.

That's not to say there ain't no exceptions, no sir.

Oh and proper superlarge are just disgusting.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Ok, somebody through their tits into my hands, STAT!

[The Tourist]

wha?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Did I stutter, ELIOT? More tits, less talk.

[The Tourist]

no-o, sir. I just didn't understand that sentence, is all. :(

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Oh... I... I didn't mean to make you cry. :( MALE BOUNDING MOMENT

Do you women mind this on your board?

[The Tourist]

what am I bound to now?!
the tears were not real, of course. :O

[Hi There, Am Pam]

THEY WERE REAL ON MY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

[Peter]

I don't have any tits. sorry HOHN.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Your name is Peter, so that should be obvious. Your name might as well be, "Dick", or "Johnson", or "Rod".

My name is John, which can be a person who solicitutes sex from women. Our names are self-explanitory.

[The Tourist]

but my name can be abbreviated to El(le),or Ellie... thus I can feign boobs online. In fact, that's me in that there picture up yonder.

[Peter]

You have strange nipples D:

[The Tourist]

yeah, it's so I can inspect your todger for genital warts whilst you titfuck me... :flirt: D:

[meepmeep]

thanks for some early morning entertainment people of the thread

[Static Split Screen]

Oh, the mental images :cry:

[Peter]

yeah, it's so I can inspect your todger for genital warts whilst you titfuck me... :flirt: D:

That's a pretty good plan methinks.

[jas1n]

i've never used a bosom for a pillow for more than a couple of minutes. after that i just wanna rub my face in them and then go play video games or make a run to the store.