Chick board petition!

[Static Split Screen]

Dear Aaron,

I think we girls need a chick board so we can stop cluttering the general board with threads of boobs, PMS, birth control, makeup, and the like. There is a sports bar, which is sort of a men's board, so could we please have a chick board?

Thus, this post is the first signature of the chick board petition!

Thanks much,

Static Split Screen

[rogaine]

i agree. i think if we can't get our own board, maybe we could just have a sticky thread like the picture post so we don't have a new thread every week. i'd settle for that although it'd be cool to have our own board.

[The Tourist]

But if you girls stop all your boob and pms posts then the general board will shrivel up... and DIE!

[Static Split Screen]

Boys are allowed to post in the chick board ;)

[Kelly Kapowski]

hIH YA i agree

[Barbara]

Just imagine the rebirth of the female masturbation thread!! It could happen in the chick board!!! :D

I'm all for it

[ramblingrose]

co-signed! Aaron please can we have a chick board, gents welcome as long as they behave.
xo

[Nymphadora]

SIGNED

[Atomsk Iscariot]

While I have no problems with boobs and pms on the general board, the girls want it, so I'm totally for it.

[homer j. simpson]

siiiigned yay boobs and makeup and shoes and purses

[Mary Alice]

I think it's a swell idea

[milpool]

hellz yeah mothertruckerssss

[Peter]

I will only sign this petition under the circumstance that the women of blamonet create and maintain a female masturbation thread like that of old.

- Peter

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

I find this board offensive! but lords know i cannot fight against an albino asian dating teen female

[Fab]

I'll sign this petition.

[Daysleeper]

I'll sign it too :D

[Noshus Klam]

We'll have to have a blacks only board first, its only fair.

[Static Split Screen]

Are there even any blacks on this board?

[Noshus Klam]

So you're saying you want a whites only board?

[Static Split Screen]

Nope, I'm saying it seems like black people don't like the Pumpkins or Elliot Smith.

[Peter]

or belgium.

[The Tourist]

or Nazi Germany.... geez you guys, it's all about moderation, of which I know nothing about. *chortle chortle*.
I vow to eradicate poopy crap naf shite from this world. Unfortunately I propogate it too. Nevertheless I shall endeavour to help depressed vaginal hearts worldwide. May God forgive and understand me. :)

[Suede]

babs once posted her titties. dem redhead's have the best shape, textture etc.

[Drunkenmaster]

True. If we have a chick board, maybe she'd do it again. Others may join in. Ok, I'll sign

-Drunkenmasturbator.

[Noshus Klam]

babs once posted her titties. dem redhead's have the best shape, textture etc.

Yep. Didn't all the other girls freak out or something? Damn feminazis.

[Noshus Klam]

or belgium.

I dunno man, there's like tons of Morrocans in my town! They're as brown as the hash they sell, don't ya know.

[Static Split Screen]

Yep. Didn't all the other girls freak out or something? Damn feminazis.

I didn't! I was just envious of her boobs because they were quite nice.

[Barbara]

:-o :geihand: :flirt:

[Herr Lipp]

birds do enough talking in the real world, y'all, is another board really required?

[Herr Lipp]

I vaguely remember Bab's boobs, they were nice/big etc, but im really more of an Ass-man, and even the skinniest girls can have nice batty's.

[Jackal]

The shoe thread would be a masturbation thread!
Yay! I'm in!

[Static Split Screen]

Oh also, I would not being chick board mod, Aaron, if you need one! :bear:

[Cheryl K]

Eh, what the hell. Add my name to the petition.

[Nymphadora]

I just want to say:

Barbara's boobs = :yes: :drool:

[Suede]

"whose titties is it anyway?" will be the first thread

[Noshus Klam]

One of the female members will have to show their boobs in order for this board to be created. C'mon ladies, make it happen.

[Intern Kate]

Signed,
Intern Kate.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Oh also, I would not being chick board mod, Aaron, if you need one! :bear:
same, since i was the first one to mention a chick board i do belive, JUZ ZAYIN.

I don't think aaron trusts me to be a mod tho. The board probably doesnt need a mod anyway.

[PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME]

The board probably doesnt need a mod anyway.

I dunno, that's being rather generous to us blokes, im sure there are some among us who will do thier best to ruin the fun for you.

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

same, since i was the first one to mention a chick board i do belive, JUZ ZAYIN.

I don't think aaron trusts me to be a mod tho. The board probably doesnt need a mod anyway.

Oh yes the female utopian society with all men gone why would anyone need to do anything, you’d chug along perfectly. The worst thing we did was give you the vote, second was allowing you to think you could write

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

oh i will!

[Static Split Screen]

I dunno, that's being rather generous to us blokes, im sure there are some among us who will do thier best to ruin the fun for you.

Maybee, but you never know.

In any case, if mods are every needed then Bailey and I should co-mod.

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

that's hot

[Herr Lipp]

naked co-mod?

and hell oh hell ronan. I still think the West should adopt that old Asian tradition of sending women to live up in a shed on a mountain for 5 days while they're on their period. Would save a lot of arguments.

P.S. It's dawning on me that a chick board would be a perfect mucous membrane for spawning sincere and joking sexism.

[Herr Lipp]

And I mean Asian in the proper, english sense - the continent. Not Oriental-mentals.

[Suede]

we dont need bengalis who dress like lily allen.

[i]

Dear Aaron,

I think we girls need a chick board so we can stop cluttering the general board with threads of boobs, PMS, birth control, makeup, and the like. There is a sports bar, which is sort of a men's board, so could we please have a chick board?

Thus, this post is the first signature of the chick board petition!

Thanks much,

Static Split Screen

very funny Craig

[Suede]

HURRY UP

[Static Split Screen]

very funny Craig

Nein, nicht Craig.

[Aaron]

October board of the month?

[Peter]

I'm speaking on my own here, but I'm sure a Chick Board of the month for October would suit the ladies pretty well...though I have the feeling they're going to want it to be made permanent Nov. 1 a la The Sports Bar.

[Aaron]

Eh as board of the month, I could get a feel if it would have the traffic to qualify for a full-time board. :D

[ramblingrose]

So board of the month then? Pleeeeeeease!

[Herr Lipp]

we dont need bengalis who dress like lily allen.

lol. "I wear dresses and Air Max's! RAWK!"

[Static Split Screen]

Yessssssss, success!

[Barbara]

I'd say so far the chick board is beating out the Lit & Arts, video game, sports bar, possibly the philosophy and film boards, AND this board as far as number of posts/visitors :cool:

[ramblingrose]

May I quote Shania Twain in response to Barbara's post, and say "kerching". thanks.

[wasp in a jar]

lol. "I wear dresses and Air Max's! RAWK!"

worst style crime i've seen in ages. absolutely dreadful.

[ramblingrose]

It's the orange fluorescent eye make-up that really upsets me, that and the ironic Argos jewellery.

[aria]

the chick board should live forever

[ramblingrose]

amen!

[Nymphadora]

I <3 the chick board

[i]

I'm surprised how many sex-related threads there are. Go Cat!