Compose a nerdy gaywad baseball list

[Kinbote]

List, position by position, your favorite players, contemporary and classic.

Of the now:

C, Jason Varitek
1B, Kevin Youkilis
2B, TIE, Mark Ellis and Ryan Freel
3B, Morgan Ensberg
SS, Khalil Green
LF, Adam Dunn
CF, Grady Sizemore
RF, Nick Swisher
DH, Big Papi
P, TIE, Tim Wakefield and Jonathan Papelbon


KLASSIK (that is, retired)

C, Gene Tenace
1B, TIE, Keith Hernandez and Boog Powell
2B, Bobby Grich
3B, Wade Boggs
SS, Rabbit Maranville
LF, Carl Yastrzemski
CF, Fred Lynn
RF, Dwight Evans (my favorite player, ever)
P, Bob Gibson
DH, Ken Phelps

[Telegram Sam]

uh.....BARRY BONDS? JOSE CANSECO? BABE RUTH? uh.....HANK AARON? um....JOE DIMAGGIO? MICHAEL JORDAN? KEVIN COSTNER?

[DrHibbert]

contemporary

C Joe Mauer
1B Albert Pujols
2B Jose Lopez
3B David Wright
SS Jose Reyes
LF Manny Ramirez
CF Carlos Beltran
RF Ichiro Suzuki (healthier, more consistent than Vlad)
DH David Ortiz
P Liriano
P Kazmir
P Webb
M Lou Piniella

[Drunkenmaster]

C Mauer
1B Nick Johnson (.299/.422/.536 by the way!)
2B Aaron Hill (sorry, LSU homer)
SS Jeter (yuk!)
3B Freddy Sanchez
LF Ichiro Suzuki
CF Andruw Jones
RF Brad Hawpe
DH Papi
P Paplebon

All time

C Bench
1B Lou Gehrig
2B Rogers Hornsby
SS Honus Wagner
3B George Brett
LF Ted Williams
CF Ty Cobb
RF Babe Ruth
DH Edgar Martinez/Papi
SP Roger Clemens
RP Dennis Eckersley

[The Chuck]

C Joe Mauer
1b Mark Texeira
2b Robinson Cano
Ss Derek Jeter
3b Scott Rolen
Lf Jason Bay
Cf Tori Hunter
Rf Vladimir Guerrero
Dh Papi

Classic teams gonna take some thought.