Favourite Killer?

[Nak Nak]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko

What a gal!

[Herr Lipp]

Snipers arent impressive. They wouldnt be shit without their rifles.

I think Jack The Ripper is still up there as an all time bad boy. And he killed whores too, wicked!

[Herr Lipp]

Speaking of Russian Snipers, Enemy At The Gates is a cool film. With whass his name, can't keep it in his pants boy, Jude Law.

[Kinbote]

I'm a fan of Richard Ramirez's work.

[ramblingrose]

I know a lot about Peter Sutcliffe but I don't know if "favourite" is the right word.

[Jackal]

Dr. Kervorkian
The vigilante shooter on the New York subway in the 1980's that shot I think 2 people trying to rob him.

Normal people who kill the criminals that break into their homes.

And Jeffery Daumier (sp?) was pretty interesting.

[Nak Nak]

Snipers arent impressive. They wouldnt be shit without their rifles.



That's a really stupid thing to say. You could apply that to any soldier. Don't bother trying to tell me that an unarmed soldier, however he's trained, is going to do well in a modern battlefield.

[Nak Nak]

Speaking of Russian Snipers, Enemy At The Gates is a cool film. With whass his name, can't keep it in his pants boy, Jude Law.

It was about Vasili Zaitzev. I think he killed over 400 german soldiers.

[ramblingrose]

Me and Ruth are thinking about changing career, and after we saw Jarhead we thought about that sniping in pairs thing (i'm going to have the gun). We could model ourselves on the Russian lady, do you think we'd get much freelance work?

[Blue River]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko

What a gal!

I wouldn't really say I had a favourite killer, but this woman is impressive.

[Nak Nak]

Me and Ruth are thinking about changing career, and after we saw Jarhead we thought about that sniping in pairs thing (i'm going to have the gun). We could model ourselves on the Russian lady, do you think we'd get much freelance work?

When I am a millionaire author I will give you the green light to assassinate a few people, for sure!

[ramblingrose]

ruth; Fire, fire, fire, fire
ciona; BANG

[kendra]

Throwing taste to the wind, I will say Mary Bell. And they always said children were innocent!

[ramblingrose]

Kendra, are you a "children who kill" geek too? Have you read the Gitta Serengy books?

[Nak Nak]

ruth; Fire, fire, fire, fire
ciona; BANG


<portugese voice, almost drowned out by sound of crowd>
"...no! i am bulletproof, i am the special one! ack!"

[Telegram Sam]

somehow I do actually see Mourinho meeting an unpleasant demise, as well as the rest of that bloody football club. I wonder if the entirety of the football economy is based on dirty money.

[Nak Nak]

somehow I do actually see Mourinho meeting an unpleasant demise, as well as the rest of that bloody football club. I wonder if the entirety of the football economy is based on dirty money.

I can imagine Jose dying during an autoerotic asphyxiation session with Frank Lampard in the back of a Limo.

[Telegram Sam]

or perhaps just a plain old Munich pt. 2 that leaves them with Glen Johnson as their only senior player. due to crippling debts they are forced to sign Robbie Savage, Craig Bellamy, Titus Bramble, Lee Bowyer and Fabien Barthez.

[ramblingrose]

I can imagine Jose dying during an autoerotic asphyxiation session with Frank Lampard in the back of a Limo.

they ain't money in the world make me be that kind of assassain.

[Nak Nak]

or perhaps just a plain old Munich pt. 2 that leaves them with Glen Johnson as their only senior player. due to crippling debts they are forced to sign Robbie Savage, Craig Bellamy, Titus Bramble, Lee Bowyer and Fabien Barthez.


Chelski allstars 2007:

fabien barthez

cygan, bobo balde, titus bramble, glen johnson (C)

bowyer, savage, keane, robert

vagner love, craig bellamy

[Telegram Sam]

L O L

subs: Taibi, David Dunn, Rivaldo, Le Saux, R. Ferdinand, A. Smith, Dickov

[ramblingrose]

Chelski allstars 2007:

fabio

sacha distel, bilbo baggins, titus bramble, glen miller (C)

bowyer's meat pie, savage garden, keane, robert kilroy-silk

courtney love, craig lam


you can't improve on titus bramble

[Nak Nak]

L O L

subs: Taibi, David Dunn, Rivaldo, Le Saux, R. Ferdinand, A. Smith, Dickov


also: Robbie Earnshaw, Kanu and Raul Bravo.

They are also trying to sign Dean Windass, but he's way too good for them.

[Nak Nak]

you can't improve on titus bramble

ciona. I'm too good for that team!!!

(LOLing at Fabio though)

[Telegram Sam]

woah Nelly! I rate Kanu and Earnshaw as good squad players for any premiership club.

I don't see much difference between Windass and Beattie - apart from the latter's £6m price tag.

[Nak Nak]

woah Nelly! I rate Kanu and Earnshaw as good squad players for any premiership club.

I don't see much difference between Windass and Beattie - apart from the latter's £6m price tag.


I know, but they look hella funny standing next to each other.

[Telegram Sam]

sadly no longer though

[Nak Nak]

sadly no longer though


yeah:(

[Telegram Sam]

a strike pairing of Crouch and Earnshaw would surely set young girls' hearts a-flutter

[ramblingrose]

my loins have not stirred for a footballer since Luke Chadwick left OT

[Nak Nak]

A daring triple pronged attack of sexiness:
Crouch, Earnshaw, Matt Le Tissier.

[Telegram Sam]

I once had the pleasure of seeing Bruce Grobelaar play at Loftus Road. he has been in my dreams ever since.


EDIT: haha, I was totally going to mention Matt but I have too much repect for his footballing ability

[Nak Nak]

I once had the pleasure of seeing Bruce Grobelaar play at Loftus Road. he has been in my dreams ever since.


EDIT: haha, I was totally going to mention Matt but I have too much repect for his footballing ability


Same really, but I felt we'd strayed from shitness/twatness to ugliness.

[ramblingrose]

A daring triple pronged attack of sexiness:
Crouch, Earnshaw, Matt Le Tissier.

Shockingly sensual.

[Telegram Sam]

Same really, but I felt we'd strayed from shitness/twatness to ugliness.

well in that case I'd have to counter with Voller, Souness, Roberto Carlos, Maniche and Keown

[Telegram Sam]

you can't improve on titus bramble

tightarse bramble?

[Nak Nak]

well in that case I'd have to counter with Voller, Souness, Roberto Carlos, Maniche and Keown

You forgot Ziege, Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, "afro" breitner, Wayne Rooney, Rio Ferdinand.

[Telegram Sam]

"afro" breitner

who?

[Nak Nak]

Hah!

[Telegram Sam]

also, mentioning Ronaldinho is like talking about how shit Robbie Williams is on this forum

[Telegram Sam]

if I were in Matt's shoes I'd be looking worried too

[ramblingrose]

Hah!

I am guaranteed sweet dreams! I like that font you've chosen Craig. I'm off to dream of sharing a bath with these honeys now, byeeeee.

[Nak Nak]

breitner:

[Telegram Sam]

ah ok. you can't really beat this though. gotta love those 90s goalie shirts.

[Nak Nak]

ah ok. you can't really beat this though. gotta love those 90s goalie shirts.


"Specially designed to blind your opponents and hopefully cause epileptic fits!"

[Philippe]

The Euro 96 England keeper top was memorable, as well as the old purple Manure top.

[Telegram Sam]

remember this one? and the backup Euro 96 England one? where the fuck did they come from?

EDIT: dammit Torry

[Philippe]

I remember the old black and thin green striped away top for Celtic. They almost always lost in it.

Henrik Larsson broke his leg in said strip if I remember correctly. That was a sad day, cause he was one of my fave players :(.

[Telegram Sam]

cheer up son, you've got Dion Dublin now!

[Herr Lipp]

That's a really stupid thing to say. You could apply that to any soldier. Don't bother trying to tell me that an unarmed soldier, however he's trained, is going to do well in a modern battlefield.

No it isnt. A sniper is a soldier with a gun that fires longer distances, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

I wasnt going to bother, so if you havent got any relevant points, dont make shit up.

Your sniper bird would've been fuck all in a no-weapon-fight would she? So how can she be a mad killer? At least my choice, Jack The Ripper, got up close and personal and gutted his victims. Snipings the pussy way out, but unfortunately a necessity of war.

[kendra]

Kendra, are you a "children who kill" geek too? Have you read the Gitta Serengy books?

Actually no, what's the story behind them?

[Philippe]

cheer up son, you've got Dion Dublin now!

Oh no, I'm an Aberdeen fan, yo. Though I do admit I do have a soft spot for da Celts.

Dion Dublin will be striking fear into the hearts of SPL defenders all over the land, though. He's nothin' on Larsson though.

[Herr Lipp]

Keane hasnt really impressed yet.

[ramblingrose]

Actually no, what's the story behind them?

they're about Mary Bell, there's The Case of Mary Bell which she wrote at the time, and another one called Cries Unheard which is more of a Mary Bell biog. One of the best books about murderous children is As If by Blake Morrison, it's about the James Bulger case and I highly recommend.

[Herr Lipp]

I couldnt murder someone in cold blood. Hot blood, yeah Im sure, and probably in revenge too. My dad once said, if someone killed one of us (as in his family) he'd kill the culprit whatever the reprucussions, as at least in prison he'd be able to sleep at night. I agree.

[Under Burning Stars]

My dad once said, if someone killed one of us (as in his family) he'd kill the culprit whatever the reprucussions, as at least in prison he'd be able to sleep at night. I agree.

I rarely get angry, and it really takes a huge effort for me to dislike most people, but despite that i think i'd be the same, or at least seek revenge even if it didn't involve killing someone; even though i'd know it to be wrong and in opposition to my rational mind, it would seem justified because i don't think i could control that level of reactive emotion.

[Herr Lipp]

Yeah you've put it better than me, it would have nothing to do with rational thinking, and you would probably have a small voice in your head telling you to stop but blind rage/fury would spur you on.

I'm not an angry person at all. That's why I try and avoid fights, because I'm not like my harder friends who "flip out" and basically go a bit crazy if they have a fight, but I'm sure every human has his/her limits and something as big as a killing would be sure to test them.

[Herr Lipp]

yeah, I couldnt forgive a murderer, it's a cardinal sin man, you can't take that back, and I dont think you can ever reform.

[Herr Lipp]

Touch wood, I've never had a murder or murderer in my family.

[Noshus Klam]

Reminds me of the pope forgiving the guy who tried to kill him...

You know that guy is free now?

[motorcyclemptiness]

Albert Fish. He shorted out the electric chair cos he had lots of pins shoved into his groinal area. Oh, and he ate little boys and girls parts.

[kendra]

Self-placed groinal area pins? Owww...?

[Nak Nak]

Self-placed groinal area pins? Owww...?
improvised male contraception?

[motorcyclemptiness]

I know.

http://www.escalofrio.com/n/ase_fish/fish02.jpg