poo-poo zowie... K-FED YA'LL

[kendra]

http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/2006/01/24/kevin_federline_jams_to_popoza.html

So how many records will this waste of human life sell, d'ya think?

[Kelly Kapowski]

i kind of want to buy it for hilarity factor, but i don't even want to give him his $.09 royalty rate ;(

[Kelly Kapowski]

i actually like watching him move D; it's a shame he is how he is because he has potential to be hat.


also, a definite low point in my life was over New Years and i was super drunk at a bar with Kate, and i started flipping out over how much i "loved" Britney and "LOVED" Kevin. I mean, it was serious business. I kept grabbing my chest and everything, just exuding with absolute love and joy for those two, jesussss christtttt.

[Kelly Kapowski]

sorry one more thing, my favorite part is obviously when he says something to the effect of, "i wanna see a lil bit of titty and a lil bit of kitty" l-o-l!

[kendra]

I personally liked him exclaiming "FIRE!"

I feel pity for the man, I really do!

[Kelly Kapowski]

oh my god, why. he has everything he could ever want, besides good reviews!

[Suede]

lyrics????

[aria]

Posted by Tracie on January 24, 2006 05:56 PM

OK, here's what I've found:
[Bridge]
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.
Toy all your thing on me, baby.
Toy all your thing on me.

Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão,
Gatinha sai do chão, vai descendo o popozão.
(Hot girl, jump up and down, shake your big ass to the floor.)
In Portugese it means “bring your ass”,
(In the native tongue of the residents of Brazil, “Popozao” is defined as the action of bringing your buttocks toward an object or person.)
On the floor, and move it real fast,
(Once the aforementioned gluteus maximus has made its way to the dance floor, you are thereby required to gyrate in a very brisk manner.)
I want to see your kitty and a little bit of t!tty,
(I, Kevin Federline, would like to get a glimpse of your pussycat, as well as a small gander of your mammary)
Want to know where I go when I’m your city?
(Would you like to be informed where Kevin Federline frequents while he’s on holiday in your location?)
Girl, don’t you worry about all the dough,
(Fine female companion, you need not be bothered by all of the money being spent.)
Because a cat is coming straight out of the know,
(The reasoning for this is because Mr. Federline became married to a very wealthy pop singer, and because of this, has inherited a vast sum of wealth.)
Ready to rock them shows all the way to Rio,
(I, Kevin Federline, am prepared both mentally and physically to perform concerts from my current location all the way to the beautiful city of Rio De Janiero.)
Bring that Brazil booty on the floor,
(Please proceed to the dance floor, and don’t forget to carry along your fine posterior, which appears to be of Brazilian descent.)
Up, down, all around, work that sh!t to the funky sound,
(Whether you’re currently standing on the dance floor or are on the 2nd or 3rd floor of this establishment, you are encouraged to dance to this aural compilation.)
Wanna see what I'm gonna owe,
Vai descendo o popozão.

Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
Po, Po, Po, Po, Popozão, Popozão
[Random streaming, laughing and grunting]


wow...just... D:

at least The Star Wars Kid was talented

[Suede]

he;s the white 50 cent.

[TheImplodingVoice]

Its more like another version of my humps

[Mary Alice]

wow...just...wow that was worse than I even could've imagined.

AriaEffie - the stuff in parentheses in the lyrics you posted was more entertianing than the song!

[vaya con dios]

Kid from Kid 'N' Play had better lyrics than that. Even from House Party 1.

[Kris K]

I swear I've heard that melody line in a recent R&B song, man.

[Telegram Sam]

the first time I read Effie's post I thought the stuff in parentheses were the actual lyrics. I was imagining him in the recording studio, putting on this ridiculous british accent whilst wearing a monocle.

[Celluloid Love]

I don't like anyone who says "That's ____, RIGHT THERE, BOIII!"

[Celluloid Love]

His hand dancing can only be matched by Mr. Scott Weiland


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