the worst movie ever

[Mr. Felix]

what are some of the worst movies you've ever seen?

without a doubt, the worst i've ever seen is Reefer Madness.

another notable baddie was The Blob.

[TheImplodingVoice]

Irreversible, hands down

[Jackal]

Way of the Gun
chick flicks that are suck-ass love stories.
Jennifer Aniston movies.

[Ash]

Originally posted by Jackal
Jennifer Aniston movies.

No way. Office Space is brilliant.

Is Plan 9 From Outer Space too obvious an answer?

[LOST_kitty_k]

Alien Blood.
Jason was collecting Troma movies for a while and we got it. It was torture.

http://www.troma.com/movies/alienblood/

[Squirrel]

Mission to fucking Mars.

[Squirrel]

AND I saw the Dungeons and Dragons movie in the cinema. Just like you thieves... always taking things that don't belong to you.

[Ash]

The Matrix sequels would have to be up there.

"Some things change. Other things, however, don't."
Nice one Morpheus. Any other pearls of wisdom? How about "Some cars are red. Other cars, however, aren't." The Wachowski's need to be slapped for wasting a promising opportunity.

[Herr Lipp]

I never saw the end film, and am not in any rush to see it.

[Squirrel]

They suffer really badly from the "George Lucas Blank Cheque" problem.

[Jackal]

Originally posted by Ash
No way. Office Space is brilliant.

Is Plan 9 From Outer Space too obvious an answer?

Office Space is great! But I wouldn't call that a Jen movie.

[Herr Lipp]

No once can deny "The Matrix" was heavy (as in good) when it came out. The story, as well as the special effects.

[Ash]

Originally posted by Jackal
Office Space is great! But I wouldn't call that a Jen movie.

This is true. I should really watch it again, it's such a great movie and I haven't seen it in ages!

Fraser - I completely agree. I really like The Matrix, despite the fact that Keanu can't act to save his life.

[Herr Lipp]

He's a bit of a one face isnt he.

[Barbara]

Keanu will forever be Ted :D it's funny how he became such a huge star and you never really hear anything about the guy who played Bill nowadays.

Anaconda and Komodo were pretty bad :D I like silly movies where threatening-looking animals go apeshit and eat a bunch of people, but gawd.

[El Loto]

Tomb Raider 2. My mate dragged me to see it.

[motorcyclemptiness]

Sasquatch Hunters--Thought it would be at least a good laugh, but not.

I would say Last Days, but at least it was visually nice. Otherwise, quite possibly the most unbearable movie ever.

Those Jack Frost movies are bad, too.

[Suede]

all j.lo movies
all the rock and vin diesel movies

[Squirrel]

Originally posted by motorcyclemptiness
I would say Last Days, but at least it was visually nice. Otherwise, quite possibly the most unbearable movie ever.

Oh god, that reminded me of an even worse movie than Mission to Mars - Elephant. I'd forgot I'd even watched that. Gaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[LOST_kitty_k]

I tried to watch The Garbage Pail Kids movie the other day and that was pretty bad.

[vordabois]

Hahaha!

Mac and Me (1988)

Downright awful. I loved it when I was a kid. I remember my first-ever crush, at 7, was the (unfortunate) kid playing the lead role.

This one guy, he posted this long-ass (but quite amusing) review on imdb. I don't know how many of you guys caught this movie as kids, but it's certainly one of the most agonizing experiences to sit down now and attempt to find what made it so appealing.

Wow, this brings back memories. Too bad nostalgia doesn't defend the realization of awfulness. What a stinker.
Author: MovieAddict2005 from themovieaddict.com
26 September 2004

When I was a child I watched some very bad movies; some were so bad, they made Cool as Ice look like the original Rebel Without a Cause. I'm talking about grade-A quality garbage, here.

Mac and Me was a film I frequently watched – an embarrassing, agonizing, shameless marketing scheme fueled by McDonalds featuring a plot ripped off of E.T. And I ate it all up – I used to love this movie.

Watching it now is like a slap in the face. Wow, it's that bad. When I was younger I didn't notice the numerous references to Mickey D's and Coca-Cola – I just marveled at the sight of strange alien beings whistling to music that played only in my head. I considered Mac and Me to be the pinnacle of film-making. Or perhaps I'm discrediting myself – I wasn't that stupid, but I was naïve enough to believe, at least, that it was a fun movie, and unlike anything I had ever seen before.

Well, at least one opinion remains -- it is unlike anything I've ever seen before – a rip-off so bad beyond words that it's almost as unbelievably awful as another shameless E.T. knock-off, Pod People, my choice for the worst film of all-time – and another 'so-bad-it's-good' gem that is actually so bad it becomes good, then bad again, where it continues in this cycle until it becomes downright petrifying.

The film's protagonist is wheelchair-bound Michael (Jonathan Ward), an adolescent who moves to a new city and finds himself meeting up with a strange puppet – err, alien – named 'Mac' (I guess?), who waddles around like E.T. and is searching for his parents, who were picked up by a NASA space probe and are now out in California doing who-knows-what. Apparently they're not too eager to find their son since they spend the duration of the movie crawling at a snail's pace under the glare of the sun, stopping every now and again to emit sounds similar to that of a drunken elephant, making patterns in the air with their extended index fingers (now, where have I seen that in an alien-oriented movie before?).

I could write an entire book on the faults of Mac and Me. To fit them into a single article almost seems ridiculous. (Cont...)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095560/usercomments

[Mary Alice]

have you guys ever heard of Gun Shy?

Starring Liam Neeson and Sandra Bullock?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171356/

[i]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
I never saw the end film, and am not in any rush to see it.

same here. i saw the original on dvd two days before i saw the second in the cinema. big difference.

[Intern Kate]

Originally posted by vordabois
Hahaha!

Mac and Me (1988)

Downright awful. I loved it when I was a kid. I remember my first-ever crush, at 7, was the (unfortunate) kid playing the lead role.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095560/usercomments

HAHA OMF. i remember this. my brother and his friend used to be obsessed with E.T. and then Mac and Me, and they used to run around cupping their hands in that V form and whistling. they used to make fun of me and call me Mac. actually, they used to watch movies solely to make fun of people they knew by comparing them with the characters. their favorite for me was that girl who played football in Little Giants. they ALWAYS called me the icebox.

[Tonythesaint]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Jackal
[B]Way of the Gun


Mate its genius for the opening dialogue,,

[Evil Meanie]

Batman and Robin.

[vaya con dios]

Originally posted by Mary Alice
have you guys ever heard of Gun Shy?

Starring Liam Neeson and Sandra Bullock?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171356/

that movie RULED

[revgoozen]

Originally posted by Mary Alice
have you guys ever heard of Gun Shy?

Starring Liam Neeson and Sandra Bullock?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171356/

there was a really funny line in that though... something like, "hey, you've got that thing called narcosleepy don't you"...

[revgoozen]

the mummy.

[Leela]

Originally posted by *felix* stars as BraZil!


without a doubt, the worst i've ever seen is Reefer Madness.

another notable baddie was The Blob.

But those are TOTALLY so-bad-their-good kind

[i]

Originally posted by revgoozen
the mummy.

i liked the mummy :cry:

the blob wasn't that bad either!

[Herr Lipp]

She's All That

[Elefterios]

about schmidth

[LOST_kitty_k]

Originally posted by i
i liked the mummy :cry:

the blob wasn't that bad either! I like them and I don't feel bad about it. It's fun stuff. If anyone thinks that stuff was among the worst they're (I think) a little sheltered from the really shit movies out there.

[Static Split Screen]

Worst movie ever:

Freddy Got Fingered

Other ones personally I didn't like:

Kill Bill 1 (yeah, everyone loves it, I thought it was the lamest shit ever)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one)

[vaya con dios]

Originally posted by Static Split Screen
Worst movie ever:

Freddy Got Fingered


I'm one of only three people on here that liked this. I don't know why it's good... it just is.

[Ash]

Originally posted by vaya con dios
I'm one of only three people on here that liked this. I don't know why it's good... it just is.

Hey, you can make that four. I thought it was funny.

[Static Split Screen]

...WHY?

[Ash]

The funniest part of the whole movie, to me, was that a film company actually greenlit and funded it. I mean, there's virtually no plot at all. It's one of those movies that is so bad it's funny, but in a gross sort of way. I can completely understand why people hate it though, and I certainly don't like it that much. I've seen it once or twice and wouldn't be bothered if I didn't see it again.

[stu]

Originally posted by TheImplodingVoice
Irreversible, hands down

Hah, I've just downloaded this. Heard it was good, I shall see later.

[spxyu02]

Originally posted by Ash
Hey, you can make that four. I thought it was funny.


Make it 5! I own it .... on VHS


that is either really hardcore or ridiculous


you decide

[TheImplodingVoice]

Originally posted by stu
Hah, I've just downloaded this. Heard it was good, I shall see later.

It's "artsy". It has a brown filter and the camera moves as if the cameraman had the St. Vitus dance.

It is an example of how new film schools are ruining movies, interchangeing plot and vision for "experimental" camera effects and shock value scenes for intellectual posers.

[Static Split Screen]

I hate how in movies it seems like no one can hold a camera still anymore. Slightest bit of action--suddenly it's an earthquake and the camera shakes like crazy! It just annoys me and makes it hard to tell what's going on.

[vaya con dios]

Originally posted by Static Split Screen
I hate how in movies it seems like no one can hold a camera still anymore. Slightest bit of action--suddenly it's an earthquake and the camera shakes like crazy! It just annoys me and makes it hard to tell what's going on.

yes, the whole Star Trek trip. i love that.

[mr. dynamite]

paparazzi is spectacularly awful,
in an old B-movie sort of way,
but with disturbing morality to boot.

[Kris Klam]

Battlefield Earth

[napalm]

manos the hands of fate.

[Nak Nak]

The Patriot.

[vordabois]

Originally posted by Nak Nak
The Patriot.

:yes:

Very bad movie, but if we're talking about monumentally bad war movies, I tip my hat to Pearl Harbor or almost any John Wayne movie.

[Nak Nak]

Originally posted by vordabois
:yes:

Very bad movie, but if we're talking about monumentally bad war movies, I tip my hat to Pearl Harbor or almost any John Wayne movie.

Oh wow, Pearl Harbour, at least it had Kate Becksinsale in it. I guess that isn't a bonus for you though!

[Jackal]

Dumb-ass.

[vaya con dios]

The dumbass has a point though, I mean it's no Last Temptation Of Christ. Willem Dafoe was one hot christ.

[vordabois]

Originally posted by RosegardenMercury
Gibson sux

He doesn't suck, but he's picked some real stinkers.

Honestly, along the "bad war movie" subject, We Were Soldiers was also incredibly painful.

It was like they were going for Band of Brothers 2: Vietnam but it ended up coming out like so much superficially sentimental shit. Even the name is a blatant rip-off.

IMHO, it's definitely in the same league as The Patriot.

[Herr Lipp]

Originally posted by Nak Nak
The Patriot.

Could the British be portrayed any worse in that?! :lol: fucking stupid!

[Nak Nak]

Originally posted by Herr Lipp
Could the British be portrayed any worse in that?! :lol: fucking stupid!

It was Braveheart Pt. II: the New World.

[Leela]

Originally posted by napalm
manos the hands of fate.

but it was one of the funniest MST's EVER

[Static Split Screen]

Originally posted by Nak Nak
It was Braveheart Pt. II: the New World.

[vordabois]

Yeah, The Road Warrior was pretty good, though. And Lethal Weapon was decent as far as action films go.

[Jackal]

Mad Max and Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome! C'mon, they are good enough.

"Two man enter, one man leave!"

And the Lethal Weapon ones are fine too.
:)
And Ransom, and Conspiracy Theory.

I didn't see The Passion, but my religious friends thought it was the best movie ever.

[Nak Nak]

Originally posted by Jackal
Mad Max and Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome! C'mon, they are good enough.

"Two man enter, one man leave!"

And the Lethal Weapon ones are fine too.
:)
And Ransom, and Conspiracy Theory.

I didn't see The Passion, but my religious friends thought it was the best movie ever.

Payback was great too.

[vaya con dios]

No no, the Mad Max movies aren't good, they are FUCKING BADASS.

Loved Tina Turned in Thunderdome... and yeah Payback kicked some ass.

[Nak Nak]

Originally posted by vaya con dios
No no, the Mad Max movies aren't good, they are FUCKING BADASS.

Loved Tina Turned in Thunderdome... and yeah Payback kicked some ass.

I especially relish the toe-breaking scene.

Mad Max will always have a special place in my heart as basically the catalyst for the post apocalyptic genre in modern literature, film and games.

(Fuck a Canticle of Leibowitz etc)

[milpool]

Originally posted by Ash
The Matrix sequels would have to be up there.

"Some things change. Other things, however, don't."


haha, we saw that in the theatre and LOL'ED. god. ok, yeah i think that is the worst movie ever.

actually wait.
http://www.coolstuffvideos.com/images14-prints/print2001spaceodyssey1737.JPG

[vaya con dios]

man c'mon. 2001 wasn't that bad. it's not great, but there's worse..

[milpool]

NO. ITS THE WORST MOVIE EVER.

[vaya con dios]

.

[Herr Lipp]

Originally posted by milpool
NO. ITS THE WORST MOVIE EVER.

not enough CGI's for you huh? bummer eh?

[Ash]

2001 is crap, but it's not the worst movie ever. Along the sci-fi lines - Star Wars Episode 1 would be up there.

[Herr Lipp]

I enjoyed the last last star wars, well it dragged for the last half hour. I managed to get the jist of the other 5 films from that one (hadnt seen any of them before).

[Ash]

When I saw Episode 3 at the theatre, I thought it was fucking cool. A wee while later, I got into Firefly, and was amazed when I saw Serenity. Then I watched Episode 3 again, and thought it was the lamest pile of shit ever. There are so many stupid things about the star wars universe, and the plots of the movies, that it makes it difficult to watch them without cringing.

[Herr Lipp]

Yeah I never really understood the hype.

And I'm sure parts of the saga were spun out for financial reasons. George Lucas is one rich mofo.

[Squirrel]

I read something the other day about how apparently the studio thought the first one wouldn't be a hit, so they signed away all the merchandising rights to Lucas in exchange for a pay cut. Ha ha.

[Herr Lipp]

Yeah. I'd've laughed if it had flopped though.

[Squirrel]

Both are hilarious, yes.

[Atomsk Iscariot]

Saying 2001 is the worst movie ever is fucking blasphemy.

[Kris Klam]

Come on guys, have you actually seen BATTLEFIELD EARTH?!?! The movie is just flat out awful.

[milpool]

Originally posted by Atomsk Iscariot
Saying 2001 is the worst movie ever is fucking blasphemy.

no its not.

[mr. dynamite]

im not going to say that youre being blasphemous, and ill give you the benefit of the doubt that you dont like it jsut because it bored you or you couldnt understand it...

BUttt

to make that kind of claim about a film thats regarded as one of the all time greats you have to have some kind of argument or else youre just another wanker

[me_elliott]

anaconda

titanic

mission impossible II (but is a great comedy flick)

[i]

Anaconda was a pretty terrible film. A more recent one that comes to mind would be I-Robot.

Probably not the worst ever tho.

Kill Bill 1 (yeah, everyone loves it, I thought it was the lamest shit ever)
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (new one)

I think those movies were all overrated too, tho I wouldn't call them terrible. Especially the first two. I was really disappointed with Once Upon a Time (I liked Desperado a lot) in Mexico and Kill Bill 1 was just kinda "huh?" to me.

[me_elliott]

i just saw Open Water, and what a waste of time, it sucked balls

[Squirrel]

Yeah, Titanic was shite too. Although I do like James Cameron as a rule.

[ramblingrose]

Sanatorium. Uri Geller is in it.

[ramblingrose]

Oh, and Escape From LA is very terrible.

[me_elliott]

this is what i found:

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

[i]

this is what i found:

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

I think of that list I've only seen Police Academy 5 + 6, and Street Fighter. :darn:

[motorcyclemptiness]

I'm proud to have seen these ones:

2. 1.9 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 8,695
4. 1.9 Troll 2 (1990) 2,684
10. 2.0 Glitter (2001) 6,507
19. 2.2 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 10,997 (MST 3K)
34. 2.4 Cool as Ice (1991) 1,599
40. 2.6 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 6,662
46. 2.6 The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) 3,282
69. 2.9 Alien from L.A. (1988) 798 (MST 3K)
71. 2.9 Mitchell (1975) 1,537 (MST 3K)
72. 2.9 Spice World (1997) 9,572
79. 2.9 Children of the Corn III (1995) 994
82. 3.0 Crossroads (2002) 10,685
84. 3.0 Mac and Me (1988) 1,835

[Herr Lipp]

Spice World :lol:

I liked that as a yoot, mostly for the gash.

[vaya con dios]

oh GOD how i hated that chainsaw massacre...