Kill the Poor
10-27-2005, 07:08 AM
Ponder this. This is not a wholly deductive proof.
P1: Mary remained ever virgin. This is disputed by some historical accounts and even some versions of Christianity, but a large contingent still believes this.
P2: Some form of life begins at conception, and a child being born is at least considered human.
P3: Jesus was a human male. Divine, but also human with human frailties, hence the crucifixion.
P4: Human males have penises.
P5: The act of sex, which is the passing of a penis of a living human through a vagina, ends the condition known as "virginity."
C1/P6: Therefore, the act of birth, where the entire body of a living human passes through the vagina, including the penis, would end a woman's virginity (P2-P5).
C2: Jesus could not have been a vaginal birth (P1, P6).
C3: TO avoid this problem and still account for a normal visible pregnancy, Jesus could have been an assbirth.
P1: Mary remained ever virgin. This is disputed by some historical accounts and even some versions of Christianity, but a large contingent still believes this.
P2: Some form of life begins at conception, and a child being born is at least considered human.
P3: Jesus was a human male. Divine, but also human with human frailties, hence the crucifixion.
P4: Human males have penises.
P5: The act of sex, which is the passing of a penis of a living human through a vagina, ends the condition known as "virginity."
C1/P6: Therefore, the act of birth, where the entire body of a living human passes through the vagina, including the penis, would end a woman's virginity (P2-P5).
C2: Jesus could not have been a vaginal birth (P1, P6).
C3: TO avoid this problem and still account for a normal visible pregnancy, Jesus could have been an assbirth.