Billy Corgan Cancels Tour...

[aria]

Billy Corgan cancels Tourette Syndrome Benefit Concert. The mercurial artist was poised to headline the benefit and raise funds for sufferers worldwide. However, the organisers failed to alert Mr. Corgan that most of the money was going towards research on one of its most famous sufferers, Ozzy Osbourne. The ex-Pumpkin was notified of this late in the day and was then swiftly reminded of the Sharon Osbourne connection. The artist was then heard to exclaim "What??? Fuck this shit. Conniving motherfucking bitch. Cunts. Arse. Bollocks" and was seen to leave in a huff. A spokesperson of the Tourette Syndrome Association released the following statement "We regret to announce the cancellation of Mr. Corgan's set. In light of his departing words, it is the Association's view that Mr. Corgan could have also benefited greatly of the Association's services. Finally, the Association would like to extend its greatest sympathy to Mr. Corgan whose solo efforts can only be described using a lot of words included in the lexicon of most Tourrette Syndrome sufferrers."

[Herr Lipp]

Tourette's is possibly the funniest disease ever. I remember some geezer on a programme who couldnt stop saying

"hmmmmmmmmgggrrrrrrrr MOTHERS CUNT!!!"

[Liam-M]

Originally posted by aria
Finally, the Association would like to extend its greatest sympathy to Mr. Corgan whose solo efforts can only be described using a lot of words included in the lexicon of most Tourrette Syndrome sufferrers."


hehe...bit o' bitchin!

[PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME]

We missed you Aria! ...Well I know at least I did!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

I think I missed the joke.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Oh wait, now I see it. It says "arse"! LOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOL ROFL LOLOLOL:lol::lol:LOL:LOL:LMAO ROFL FROLROFLROFLMAOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!:lol:!!!!1:lol:!LOL!!!!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

arse

[Cool As Ice Cream]

arse is kinda like aria.

[PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME]

You smell bad.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally posted by Dufus
You smell bad. You're talking to aria, right?

[Liam-M]

ohhhhhh...this isnt a true story is it?

[PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME]

Originally posted by Cool As Ice Cream
You're talking to aria, right?

Sure wasn't!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i don't smell bad you fucking retarded aussie shut up or i'll give you a bad smell right in your face goddammit you can already start bleeding i'll be right there :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: arse! :lol:

[PLEASE DON'T STEP ON ME]

BRAM = WAFFLES

[Herr Lipp]

Miyagi-San!

[mc_festus]

Originally posted by Cool As Ice Cream
you can already start bleeding i'll be right there

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Fab]

Originally posted by Cool As Ice Cream
arse