I hate loud sneezers.

[Herr Lipp]

Theres two of 'em in my office, it's like theyre fucking having a competition as to who can piss me off the most!

I dunno bout you, but I can stifle my sneezes like a pro. I dont even mind moderately loud ones, but it's when fat fucking bitches like the two brasses in my office open their fucking mouth and project their sneezes....oooh...*punches fist into palm*

maybe I'm just irrititable today....

[homer j. simpson]

my dad sneezes loud enough to scare the cat into running outside, even if they're on opposite sides of the house. i don't really mind, or maybe i'm just used to it.

i hate when people breathe really loudly.

[Mufasa]

Loud sneezes suck, but I hate people who try to hold it in completely and do those stupid weird wheezy sorta noises.

[Herr Lipp]

I just think it's rude to scream-sneeze in a quiet office.

Loud breathers are bad, particularly if you have to share a room with one. Makes me wanna smother them in their sleep. This kids house I stayed at the other week, he was snoring like a little bitch, so I punched him as hard as I could in the chest and pretended I was asleep. There were 4 of us in teh room, but he was so mashed I dont even think he knew what happened.

I also REALLY hate people who chew loudly, but the worst of the worst is people with little bits of food in their mouth which you can hear slurping and sucking from :mad:

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

I think im a loud breather

I think i chew loudly

I've been known to slurp

and i sneeze like a pussy cat

:(

[Herr Lipp]

do you chew with mouth open or closed?

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

Oh god closed!

I think i'm a loud breather for i dont breathe through my nose

[Herr Lipp]

thank god people who chew with their mouths open need to be slapped.

I think it's people that breathe through their nose that make the most noise.

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

thank you for playing down my shame :)

[Pretentious Bread]

Originally posted by SuckerLove
my dad sneezes loud enough to scare the cat into running outside, even if they're on opposite sides of the house. i don't really mind, or maybe i'm just used to it.

i hate when people breathe really loudly.

When my brother Neil sneezes, I could swear the world starts spinning in the opposite direction....

[Chopstick]

I'm a loud sneezer. I never really thought about it being annoying. I figure, if I'm sneezing because there is something in my nose that shouldn't be there, I want to be damn sure I get it out of there. Is it possible for me to train myself to stifle it now? Eh...

I do cover my mouth and nose and turn away from everything when I sneeze. Also, if it's a really bad environment for a sneeze, I'll pinch the top of my nose when I feel it coming, and that often stops me from sneezing at all. Not sure how.

[Herr Lipp]

I dont know if you can teach yourself to stifle it, man, it might be just something only some people can do, like curling your tongue.

But, any sneeze, any size, I know I can reduce it to a sound not dissimilar to a car dump valve releasing. From time to time I purse my lips the wrong way though and a gay little whistle comes out, which can be embarrassing.

[Pretentious Bread]

Why is it that looking towards the sun makes you sneeze? (Great unsolved mystery of the world #1,000,000,002,452)

[Pele]

for the same reason that putting a vibrator there also makes you sneeze.

seriously, my brother and i used to do that with the family back massager! it was like a nose orgasm, really cool.

[Herr Lipp]

Originally posted by Pele
nose orgasm

a norgasm?

[Pele]

kinda like a corgasm!

[motorcyclemptiness]

Sometimes I think I'm gonna splatter my brains out my nose when I sneeze. It's really loud and high pitched.

Loud sneezin' doesn't bother me, but people who sneeze with their mouths open does!

[Daysleeper]

I like sneezing.

Apparently, the chemical that caused that building up feeling in sneezes is the same that is involved in orgasms...and scientists have tried to isolate it to make an orgasm pill...

[Kelly Kapowski]

i sneeze really loud; it's just more satisfying.

[dannax]

i sneeze all sissy like and blood comes out %80 of the time :O

[Chopstick]

Originally posted by Daysleeper
I like sneezing.

Apparently, the chemical that caused that building up feeling in sneezes is the same that is involved in orgasms...and scientists have tried to isolate it to make an orgasm pill...
Can I get a "fuck yeah!" ?

[Herr Lipp]

yeah there was that woman who had an orgasm every time she sneezed. sounds cool, but she was like 1 38 year old overweight mum so it really wasnt arousing in the slightest :)

she had surgery to correct it though.

I swear Ive heard/read somewhere that a sneeze is equivalent to an 1/8th of the sensation of an orgasm. I could vibe with that, a big sneeze is satisfying.

[dannax]

they make my panties wet.

i just recieved my www.mrkratom.com package. a fella here suggested i try it and it's legal! i'm gonna do it later.

[Herr Lipp]

fuck legal highs. they suck. thats why their legal! salvia is okay but pointless. what goods a 10 second trip? not even enough time to go crazy.

[dannax]

if it doesn't work good enough, i'll just do my normal regimine.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
yeah there was that woman who had an orgasm every time she sneezed.

she had surgery to correct it though.



Makes me wonder why she would fix something that ain't broken? ;)

[Herr Lipp]

Yeah thats what I thought, so I watched the programme, the poor bitch was whimpering and moaning (in teh throws of orgasm!) and stuff on her bus ride to work/in the queue at the supermarket. Must've been terribly embarrassing!

[wasp in a jar]

i think i have mastered the art of the cute sneeze.

it's quiet, but there. and some people think it's cute.

of course, there are still times when it's irrististable to go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

and then look like nothing happened.

[Herr Lipp]

I think I prefer yawning to sneezing.

[Daysleeper]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
I think I prefer yawning to sneezing.

No yawning sucks...at least sneezing feels good!

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

i want to strangle every loud sneezer i hear especially when on public transport

[Stevie Nicks]

I read that if you hold in your sneeze some blood vessel explodes and you die :(

[Krisp]

What is this? Fraser's Greatest Hits: Sopchak Era? Why was this upped?! It's from 2005!

[Stevie Nicks]

hey you fuck off

[Herr Lipp]

wow, I was so conversational. keeping even the most average threads ticking along. everyone pat me on the back, now.

[Herr Lipp]

p.s. I still hate loud sneezers, but Im safe from them in my new office.

unfortunately it's been swapped for a "barker", someone with a dirty cough that they make the ugliest face for.

[Daysleeper]

all these threads from the summer of 05 are making me :cry: inside

[Herr Lipp]

it was a magical time :cry: