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Kinbote

08-09-2005, 03:17 AM

Watch out, new person, for Nick K, who is a convicted sex offender. And Bailey, who crushes things in her vagina. And Kate, who nipple-rapes Bailey on a nightly basis. And Meghan, who hates black people for no good reason at all.

LostAngel31

08-09-2005, 03:20 AM

Thanks for the heads up :-)

Daysleeper

08-09-2005, 12:36 PM

Hey LostAngel31.....Hope all is well...!!!

Liam-M

08-09-2005, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Daysleeper
Hey LostAngel31.....Hope all is well...!!!

are you the friend?

Daysleeper

08-09-2005, 12:56 PM

No....I was just being friendly...

Divine

08-09-2005, 12:58 PM

liar!

Daysleeper

08-09-2005, 01:05 PM

HOW DARE YOU!!!!????!!!!

Divine

08-09-2005, 01:19 PM

JUST LIKE THAT!!! :mad:

Barbarian Love Elephant

08-09-2005, 01:26 PM

YOU GO GURLFRIEND! *triple snap*

Hey angel :)

Divine

08-09-2005, 01:37 PM

:O i :heart: *triple snap*

LostAngel31

08-09-2005, 03:58 PM

Good afternoon all. Hope all is well with everyone....

LostAngel31

08-09-2005, 04:19 PM

:cool: ;) its a beautiful day and no where to go

LostAngel31

08-09-2005, 04:30 PM

HI MS.

Divine

08-09-2005, 04:35 PM

i never said hello :O

LostAngel31

08-09-2005, 04:38 PM

LOL Hello Danno :) :D

Divine

08-09-2005, 06:42 PM

i still never said hello to you :O

LostAngel31

08-09-2005, 06:44 PM

you just did danno :)

Divine

08-09-2005, 06:49 PM

no :O i didn't say "hello <insert-name>"

It's Harry!

08-09-2005, 09:17 PM

Hullo there!

Pele

08-09-2005, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by LostAngel31
I dont know her nic

what's her real name then? we all know each other closely, like an extended incestual family.

Divine

08-09-2005, 10:35 PM

Originally posted by Pele
incestual family.

oh god, you're hot! :O

Pele

08-09-2005, 10:49 PM

wow, only one person has ever said that to me before!

Divine

08-09-2005, 10:53 PM

thank god it was me then! so, what's your name?

Divine

08-09-2005, 10:54 PM

btw, i know it already... duh! 6 years i've known it :O i think...

Divine

08-09-2005, 10:54 PM

but still...

*cough* hey baby...

Pele

08-09-2005, 11:04 PM

you're not even straight!

Divine

08-09-2005, 11:06 PM

but the guys i date are! well, we don't date it's more of a give/take relationship.

Divine

08-09-2005, 11:06 PM

that's not what matters!

i love you :heart:

Pele

08-09-2005, 11:08 PM

i've seen your penis.

Divine

08-09-2005, 11:09 PM

you have! hahaha!

edit: cutting down on post; omg, i totally forgot about me doing that :O

Pele

08-09-2005, 11:17 PM

were you drunk that night?

Divine

08-09-2005, 11:21 PM

who knows... could have been a ton of things.

Chopstick

08-10-2005, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by danno
who knows... could have been a ton of things.
Were you the dude who posted his peter on Blamo? I remember see that thread in Hell awhile back, before I posted on the gen boards, and I was completely horrified and shocked. I mean, I suppose it was a perfectly decent penis, but I am just so not into looking at penises of any calibur.

Pele

08-10-2005, 12:23 AM

any penis is decent, as long as the guy knows how to use it... http://www.blamonet.com/vb/images/icons/icon12.gif http://www.blamonet.com/vb/images/icons/icon12.gif except if it's small, i mean. fuck that shit.

LostAngel31

08-10-2005, 01:03 AM

I think all penis's are funny looking, I mean come on, they look like mushrooms....

Pele

08-10-2005, 01:28 AM

i think all genitalia looks funny.

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 09:20 AM

danny, you sick motherfucker. it better have been flop-on!

and if these so called "straight" guys do anything naughty with you, even if you do drug them, they arent straight and in my book should be mocked as much as the next homo :)

Man, if someone gave me a blowjob while I was asleep, male I mean....Id probably contemplate suicide. But then Id come back to my senses with a vengeance and burn the purpetrators hosuse down or something :D

Divine

08-10-2005, 10:17 AM

:O sean did it a while back. when i did it, there was no Hell forum. I'm 0LD 5C00L L337 :O lmao.

oh, walter.. i don't do it in their sleep and they ask for the drugs :O

Divine

08-10-2005, 10:17 AM

then they ask for the rest :oh:

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 10:37 AM

heh heh.

how old are you daniel?

Divine

08-10-2005, 11:17 AM

20 :O why?

Divine

08-10-2005, 11:18 AM

you want some, don't you? hahaha

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 11:24 AM

ooh yeah! *runs to the bidet to clean out bumhole so you can get your tongue up there*

just wondered if you were much older than me, but you're not :O :O :O

Divine

08-10-2005, 11:25 AM

how old are you? :O

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 11:35 AM

1 :O 9 :O

but not 20 til april. I dont wanna be 20 :( that sounds too old.

Divine

08-10-2005, 11:36 AM

:O you're using the blowjob face a lot! are you hinting something? :oh:

you're such a baby ;)

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 11:43 AM

what, this was actually intended as the blow job face? :O

It means fake-funny shock to me. but to each his own :)

danny I take it you never saw the picture of me in a littel toy helicopter? I might find the link for you, you seem like the sort of person who likes pictures. oh and theres a big old skunk picture too....

Divine

08-10-2005, 11:45 AM

:O his name is mr. blowjobey!!! or something... i love pictures :O show me!!

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 11:59 AM

heres a big bag of bud

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1671540

and this is me in a childs play toy! (looks like i got buck teeth but i dont really. and my nose looks really roman in this picture)

http://www.blamonet.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1671543

Herr Lipp

08-10-2005, 12:01 PM

thats a terrible photo, im far more beautiful than that :-p

Divine

08-10-2005, 12:04 PM

:O you look like a cocky bitch :O i like it! hahaha

mmm, marijuana... *cream*

Jackal

08-10-2005, 04:36 PM

Sadly, I picture you as your avatar and with a southern accent, not English.

Divine

08-10-2005, 04:56 PM

haha, i love it. his...

Hi There, Am Pam

08-10-2005, 05:09 PM

I would just like to say I love my penis. It's awesome.

Divine

08-10-2005, 06:23 PM

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Divine

08-10-2005, 06:24 PM

btw, you always make me laugh my fucking ass off.

Hi There, Am Pam

08-10-2005, 06:30 PM

Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all week!

You guys rock, in fact, I was just in.... NETPHORIA *boo, hiss*, and they thought they could rock! But nobody rocks as hard as..... BLAMO!!!!! *cheers*

GOODNIGHT CLEVELAND! *slams microphone*

Divine

08-10-2005, 06:30 PM

lmao! hahah, i hate netphoria... not just because i like this place, just because i never liked it... EVER

Kelly Kapowski

08-10-2005, 06:42 PM

hohn's avatar makes me laugh till i cry. EVERYDAY!!!!

Barbarian Love Elephant

08-11-2005, 02:51 PM

Originally posted by LostAngel31
HI MS.

aw/.......

Daysleeper

08-11-2005, 03:00 PM

This thread is starting to remind me of the time that some people starting posting pics of their knobs on the pumpkins board....it was a bit nasty.

Daysleeper

08-11-2005, 03:04 PM

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
1 :O 9 :O

but not 20 til april. I dont wanna be 20 :( that sounds too old.

Damn, you are a year younger then my sister....she was 20 april just gone.

I got chatted up by and danced with an 18 year old on tuesday night...she thought love cats was by the killers and that my jacket with its badges looked emo....not good!!!:(

Herr Lipp

08-12-2005, 04:58 AM

:lol: thats funny man,

would you believe that ive never heard anyone in real life mention "emo". No one i know listens to it...or reads the sort of mags they use that term in ha ha. I did hear a random grunger say "he got owned" t'other day.

what sort of club did you got to? how the fuck do you dance to rock music? if it was that...

Daysleeper

08-12-2005, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
:lol: thats funny man,

would you believe that ive never heard anyone in real life mention "emo". No one i know listens to it...or reads the sort of mags they use that term in ha ha. I did hear a random grunger say "he got owned" t'other day.

what sort of club did you got to? how the fuck do you dance to rock music? if it was that...

I went to thr rig which is a part of rock city...it was an indie night....good night actually...I really enjoyed it...It's easy to dance to indie...well, I wouldn't call what I do dancing...