I made my mom buy $30 worth of fruit for me and i had one piece and i dont want more.

[Kelly Kapowski]

We went to the grocery store today and i made her buy bananas, grapes, kiwis, peaches, strawberries, maybe other things, i dont even remember, and it cost $30! Then i went home and had a kiwi and decided that i didn't want ANY of this fruit and i had actually just been really thirsty, and that's why i craved all this shit! I don't even like bananas!


So now i have to force myself to eat this junk and i am really sad and scared. I ate a peach a minute ago and i am about to throw up, i just can't handle natural, non-gross foods!

[motorcyclemptiness]

I rarely eat fruit, but I do really like it at times. Strangely enough, I now love veggies, and I used to hate vegetables of all kinds.

I have been craving apples with peanut butter, though!

[Kelly Kapowski]

Oh! She bought me apples, too!


I like fruit a lot, but i like OTHER peoples' fruit, not my own! And it's so filling i want to die. So now i'm just sittin' here eatin' pepperoni.

[It's Harry!]

Was it at least GOOD produce?

[Kelly Kapowski]

I give it an 8! I'm used to Shit and Stop's shitty shit produce, but we went to Big Y and it was so much better that i cried. I like really, really soft fruit, borderline rotten, and they had lots of softies! Not like apples, obvs, but like peaches and plums, stuff like that.


I'm so full, what do i do.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
I like fruit a lot, but i like OTHER peoples' fruit, not my own!


:confused:



Make a smoothie out of the various fruits. If you feel it's just too healthy for you, you can add sugar to make a glucose intoxicating syrup!

[Kelly Kapowski]

Today I asked my mom if we had a juicer and she got so mad at me.


And everyone knows that other peoples' food tastes better than yer own. And i WASN'T refering to genital pet names, okay, turkeybrain.

[Mary Alice]

If I lived anywhere near you I would come and help you eat some of the fruit Bailey (PS your mom seems cool)

[Kelly Kapowski]

I appreciate the thought, anyway!

Ps. she is very cool indeed and hearts blamo.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski

Ps. she is very cool indeed
i take that back. i accidentally threw my spandex shorts on the floor and go, "Whoops" and i saw her jaw clench and she was SO ANGRY so i started laughing till i cried so i could anger her, and she goes, "NO, BAILEY."

[Divine]

hahaha, oh i wish i had a video tape of you. god i'm so high/drunk/betteroffasleep.... bleh :oh:

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
turkeybrain.


I'm not turkey, you're a chicken!


Or something.

[Kelly Kapowski]

i used to have a video of me on my computer but i dont know where it is, SIGH

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Do a search silly! *.mpg *.avi *.mov *dildos*.* All are acceptable syntax for finding movies.

[Divine]

find it! :pinkeleph :stupid: :fu: :angel: :scared: :bop: :smelly: :codyssad:

[Kelly Kapowski]

omg i did a search and i FOUND it! what will they think of next!


too bad i dont know how to upload things!

[Pele]

You know what? I think fruit is one of the most un-obvious impulse buys. Cos you know, you think you're going to eat a pear every day at lunch and a peach after dinner and munch on 6 pounds of blueberries in between, oh and of course cook those apples into the pork stew but in the end you have 90% of that shit sitting in the fridge for a month and a half till it leaks all over the produce drawer http://www.blamonet.com/vb/images/icons/icon8.gif But I agree with you Bailey about S&S's produce, it really is the worst I've ever seen and then they charge triple the price of the local Meat Farms or Best. My mom hates those places cos she thinks they're dirty but man, I bet you don't want to see the back room at Stop and Shop. I shudder.

[Kelly Kapowski]

same, same, and same, Cheryl, same, same, and same! and i CANNOT let all this fruit just rot because i do it everyyytime my mom buys me fruit, especially with the grapes, i usually only eat 1/7 of the package we get D;

[Kinbote]

I can't tolerate fresh fruit because I used to work at a farmstand and the prolonged exposure, and additionally the not infrequent exposure to rotten fruit, which I had to cart out halfway often to the dumpster, or, in the case of, say, strawberries, remove ONE BY ONE from the quart containers, because the nonrotten ones could still be sold (despite having been splashed and touched by the gooey white rot/fungus/whatever of their decayed neighboring berries)...yes. It was lame!

[Molly]

i would kill for my mum to buy me $30 worth of fruit! i asked her yesterday when she was going shopping and she laughed at me. mmm, fruit. i want breakfast. im going to wake up my friend in a little while and make him feed me.

[Herr Lipp]

bailey youre a bird, therefore i imagine you watch what you eat, so surely you should be happy youve got bare good-tasting, healthy, non-fattyfatfattening food?

actually, at americas food prices, surely $30 is enough for like a family of four people! thats silly buying that much. I suggest you drive-by-fruit people.

My tip: fondle a banana loads and loads and loads without breaking the skin. I mean really dig your thumbs in. Eventually it will turn to liquid inside. You now have the perfect banana grenade that will splat on impact against any unsuspecting victims t-shirt. blap!

[Divine]

omg bailey! email it to me with yousendit! :O OMG!##! it's going to be funny!:scared:

[milpool]

fuck that shit, fruit is so good! i eat at leeeeeeeast 5 servings of fruit and vegetables (mostly fruit cause its so much more delicious) a day, sometimes over 10! but mark and i always buy a lot at the store and he eats like 2 of the grapes he "LOVES SO MUCH" and an apple once in a while and so i am stuck eating everything else and its like ok i'm only one man, gawd! but i love it too, i'm torn.

[Drunkenmaster]

Bailey - I would think that someone with such delicate bowels as yourself would be afraid to consume large quantities of fruit.

[bags]

Bailey can consume my banana any day!

[Static Split Screen]

I love fruit. MM, nectarines :drool:. But I think I get most my fruit servings from juice, just cuz. I only like bananas when they're fried or with peanutbutter. Yum. I think I'll have fruit for breakfast or put some in my cereal.

[rogaine]

man i love fruit so much but i'm the same way. whenever i buy a bunch of it i can't eat it. that's why i make my parents buy a lot of fruit, so whenever i come here i can eat all theirs. right now they have white peaches... *sigh*

[Static Split Screen]

White peaches/nectarines are the BEST.