puppet sex!!!!

[Divine]

i think this is so hilarious, but i understand it's so old. i still love to watch the movies and take screen shots.

[Divine]

more :heart:

[Drunkenmaster]

They did have some pretty good positions in that scene.

[Divine]

they were very creative. my fav is this man.

[Tabris]

i heard the teatrical version lost about 40 seconds of sex, but i havent seen the dvd, so i wonder what else they had in there

[Drunkenmaster]

The praying donkey!!

[Divine]

the sex scene isn't all graphic, it's kinda corny but hilarious. it's about 2 minutes, or my conception of time is fucked. :D

[Leela]

I heard rumors of golden showers but I see none on the DVD!

[Divine]

there are none! rumours are rumours! but there was obviously hot hot sex.

[It's Harry!]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
I heard rumors of golden showers but I see none on the DVD!


There were golden showers and the girl shitting on the guy on my DVD version...

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I still haven't even seen the movie. I remember them saying that they'd never do another puppet movie because it was extremely tedious. I can't imagine trying to get a puppet sex scene right.

PS. was there any nudity?

[firecrasher]

Originally posted by It's Harry!
There were golden showers and the girl shitting on the guy on my DVD version...

yup, it's all about the unrated version.

[Leela]

I have the unrated version and I still don't see it!! *SOB*

[Depechekin]

Originally posted by danno
they were very creative. my fav is this man.

Kim Jong II is the coolest person to make fun of. Ever, he will probably bomb the US just because of that movie.

and this.

[Static Split Screen]

Urgh that movie was so lame.

[Leela]

Originally posted by Static Split Screen
Urgh that movie was so lame.

BOOOOO go home!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Makes you wonder what Kim Jong is like in real life. From everything I've ever read, he's fucking crazy. Has a love for Daffy Duck cartoons and Michael Jackson. Even has his own "pleasure squad".


It amazes me how a group of people that large allow such morons to rule them. Can't understand how.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

From http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/kim-jong-il/


"For some reason, Kim Jong Il believes he will be replaced by a triplet, and none of his children were triplets. So, like King Herod before him, Kim is covering his bets. He has ordered all triplets born in North Korea be rounded up and raised in state orphanages, where the government can keep an especially close eye on them. We are not making this up."


How sad. How hilariously sad. Hilarious because, there is no other way to react to something that delusionally sad.

[Depechekin]

I couldn't resist:

[Tabris]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
It amazes me how a group of people that large allow such morons to rule them. Can't understand how.
http://getreligion.typepad.com/getreligion/bushcross.jpg

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[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by Static Split Screen
Urgh that movie was so lame.

Word

[Kinbote]

http://www.pku.edu.cn/life/xuehui/yasp/pic-sheyingdashi/arnold%20newman/President%20Lyndon%20B.%20Johnson.jpg
http://www.gabbianelli.net/USApresidency/39%20Jimmy%20Carter.jpg
http://www.signalalpha.com/Neville_Chamberlain_in_munich_with_caption.jpg

[Peter]

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http://www.preciouspetscottage.com/images/Temp%20Images/Hanna's%20Puppies/03-29-05/Puppy%20pics.jpg

[Divine]

Originally posted by Peter
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http://www.preciouspetscottage.com/images/Temp%20Images/Hanna's%20Puppies/03-29-05/Puppy%20pics.jpg

cuteness...

like you!

[Kinbote]

http://www.gregorbooks.com/buk%20and%20transvestite.jpg

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
I still haven't even seen the movie. I remember them saying that they'd never do another puppet movie because it was extremely tedious. I can't imagine trying to get a puppet sex scene right.

PS. was there any nudity?

haha, John you'd love that movie, it's a fuckin' riot, the songs alone are worth it. If you do see it try to watch the special features too, they put all sorts of stuff in the movie sets just for nerds to go "Wow!", like all their palm trees in one scene were made out of dollar bills

speaking of funny songs...

I don't know if this one ever aired (I don't have cable) but a friend brought over the Chappelle show on DVD and oh my gawd...the "Kneehigh park" skit, with the puppets!!! That puppet shooting up and then his eyes and...oh my god that shit was funny. And the songs were great in that too, we watched it a bunch of times and it still makes me laugh :D Especially the song by the garbage pail guy, "That's why I said fuck it"

"I beat my dick like it owes me money"

"We are the crabs!
we wait
on bedsheets
and toilet seats
then pinch your nuts
with our feet!"

[Static Split Screen]

My brother even now randomly bursts into song screaming "America! FUCK YEAH!"

and he AND my dad mix up their l's and their r's.

[Molly]

i finally saw that movie a few weeks ago. it was funny at times, but kinda eh.
my aunt laughed really really hard at the puppet sex part. she was whooping and snorting.

[Leela]

I walked out of the room during the sex scene when I was with my dad. It was just too ackward

[milpool]

i laughed at somethings but yeah it was about 80% retarded

[Depechekin]

Originally posted by milpool
it was about 80% retarded

as is everything else trey parker is involved in.

that's the appeal and beauty of it.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

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[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara

I don't know if this one ever aired...


Yes, it did! Even the part where he rolled down his pants to reveal puppet wang! That was one of my favorite skits. Too many perfect moments.

[Barbara]

haha! The puppet wang was Snoop Dogg!

"I have what is known as a sexually transmitted disease"

"How did you get it?"

"From fuckin'"

:D

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I got so much puppet ass, it could be from anywhere!

[Kinbote]

http://www.slick-net.com/space/images/misdoom_2.jpg

[firecrasher]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
I walked out of the room during the sex scene when I was with my dad. It was just too ackward

My conservo-family came home when I was watching the uncensored version with a friend and we were all in states of abject horror at the sex scene. I covered my eyes but could hear various shouts of "no!!! gross!!! oh god, don't do THAT!!!!"

Now it's in the annals of Movies We Shall Never Speak Of At Family Gatherings.

[Molly]

Originally posted by rhapsody
My conservo-family came home when I was watching the uncensored version with a friend and we were all in states of abject horror at the sex scene. I covered my eyes but could hear various shouts of "no!!! gross!!! oh god, don't do THAT!!!!"

Now it's in the annals of Movies We Shall Never Speak Of At Family Gatherings.
thats sooo funny.

are you leah leah? red haired leah? if so, i saw a girl in york who looked just like you.

[firecrasher]

Originally posted by Molly
thats sooo funny.

are you leah leah? red haired leah? if so, i saw a girl in york who looked just like you.

yup! york pa or the REAL york?

[Static Split Screen]

The sound cut out when I was watching it in the cinema half-way through, so I got my refund and never bothered going back.