Ask me anything #00000000001

[Hi There, Am Pam]

PSYCHE! Ohhh, burn!

Remember when kids used to say "psyche"?


Anyway, this is not an ask me anything thread, it's a tell me something thread. This is your space to tell me anything. I don't care if it's your pornography bill, or the warning label off a 1987 Ford Escort. Tell me some dark, interesting secret about your dark, interesting sexy undercover, dark, interesting hooker past. Or tell me some morally mundane, bland openenly known story about your morally mundane, bland boy scout past.

I don't care, just tell me something. New something, old something, dirty something, it doesn't matter! Come on down to Ask Pam Something, Route 9, Warwick! If you bought it elsewhere, you paid to much!


Now GO!

[Herr Lipp]

As of 1st September, I will be one year through my 5 year police caution for the Supply of Class A Drugs.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Fascinating! I don't really understand what that means though!

[Herr Lipp]

uhhh neither do I really! But I got caught (with drugs that carry the most serious penalty in british justice - A Class) and they gave me a 'caution', kinda like a last chance before you go to prison/get a massive fine in court. so pretty gay. means if I get caught with one joint I will probably be up in court, nice! :-p

What are your plans for today? I dont like how the attention in this thread so far is only on oneself.

[Barbara]

On Friday I got caught up with all the crap I've had sitting on my desk forever now because I was working on other things that needed to be done under a deadline, and I was so happy but today I have new stuff coming in that I will just have to go back and update all the stuff I did Friday because it makes my "updated" company lists of people who still need their insurance policies obsolete! Now I have even more people to add and subtract from that list! Also I heard that the company I work for is one of the fastest-growing in Kansas, with as much as several hundred new customers being added every 2 weeks, which explains a lot of why my list updates become obsolete almost as soon as I finish them :cry: I could devote my blamo time to updating lists, but I don't because blamo is more interesting and fulfilling than constantly updating my ever-changing customer list :cry:

My boss loves me anyway :cry: I think this is the first job ever where I've never been bitched at about job performance even though I probably perform less well at this job due to internet message board addiction than at jobs I wokred my ass off at and still didn't satisfy my bosses. She told me if she ever retires or quits, her higher position will pretty much be mine, if I want it. Movin' on up!!!!!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
I wokred my ass off at and still didn't satisfy my bosses.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Seriously though, that's great that you'd get her job for whatever reason she leaves. Always nice to see a future where you're working.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
What are your plans for today?

[Herr Lipp]

You aint one of these student lay-a-bout types are ya? you sicken me (with jealousy) :)

[Barbara]

You have proven your talent at quoting random parts of my posts to make them sound vaguely dirty, John!! Is this a hint that you want me to talk explicitly about sex instead of just yapping about boring stuff like work? Cause I can take a hint, you hottie :cry:

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
You have proven your talent at.. random parts of my post to make them sound.. dirty, John!! Is this a hint that you want me.. about sex instead of just.. boring stuff like work? Cause I can take a hint, you hottie :cry:

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
You aint one of these student lay-a-bout types are ya? you sicken me (with jealousy) :)

I am one of the brokes tudent who could not get a summer job, and because of it I am eating oatmeal student types!

[Barbara]

WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME???!!!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
WHY TORMENT??? DO ME!!!

[Herr Lipp]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
who could not get a summer job

couldn't get, didn't want, or couldnt be bothered to get?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Couldn't. I wanted to get a job so I could have some money for living expenses plus other things I could really use. Unfortunately, I started out late because I was extremely busy, and could not find a job for just the summer.

[Leela]

HOHN, GET IT RIGHT, IT WAS "SIKE"!!

At least if your were street-savy, which apparently you are NOT

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
HOHN, COME AND GET IT! RIGHT?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
:eek:

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
HOHN, GET IT RIGHT, IT WAS "SIKE"!!

At least if your were street-savy, which apparently you are NOT

Umm, 'cuse me thang, I happen to be very street. U ain't nothin', YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! THIS AIN'T A GAME MOTHERFUCK!!! ARF! ARF! *pants like a dog* WU-TANG, FLIP MODE! FLIP MODE'S THE GREATEST!!!

[Divine]

i'm eating a turkey sandwich on wheat bread, with alouette cheese and triscuits.

my dark secret is that i get straight boys farked and give them heavenly blowjobs, that in the morning, they remember, and come back for more.

i pay guys to take nude pictures. straight guys only.

i have a huge credit card bill before i spent tons of money

i'm a big ol' drug addict, which you all knew.

[Leela]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist


WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MY UNREQUITED AND IMPOSSIBLE LOVE?!

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam

Ask Pam Something about your pornography bill off a sexy undercover, dark, interesting hooker past I have known! I tell openenly and don't care!

I don't care if boy scout sex in a 1987 Ford Escort is your secret to Come! If you bought it elsewhere, you paid to much!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by danno
my dark secret is that i get straight boys farked and give them heavenly blowjobs, that in the morning, they remember, and come back for more.

i pay guys to take nude pictures. straight guys only.

Jeez! I don't even have to try Danny! What am I going to do now?

[Leela]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
Umm, 'cuse me thang, I happen to be very street. U ain't nothin', YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME?! THIS AIN'T A GAME MOTHERFUCK!!! ARF! ARF! *pants like a dog* WU-TANG, FLIP MODE! FLIP MODE'S THE GREATEST!!!

FOO dont' be frontin'! Ill bust a cap in yo ass befo i let a lil punk like you get all up in my face!

WEST SSSYYYYDDDEEE

[Divine]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
Jeez! I don't even have to try Danny! What am I going to do now?

YOU lost me.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
WHY MUST YOU REMAND ME FOR NOT POSSIBLY QUITTING, MY LOVE?!

[Leela]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist


STOP HATIN, FOO

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
STOP FOO HATIN

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
:O

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MY UNREQUITED AND IMPOSSIBLE LOVE?!

[Leela]

HOHN SAVE ME

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
HOHN TAKE ME

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
HOHN SAVE ME

[Leela]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam


HAWT

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by danno
YOU lost me.

I was fixing everyone's (minus Fraser & Danny's, which means like, 2 people) quote so it looked like it said dirty stuff. I didn't even have to try with yours!

[Leela]

Danny/Meghan? lost me

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
HAWT

Your boyfriend is going to find out, and say something to me, like "I've seen you tailgating my daughter, with asperations of deflowering her rose. I don't make accusations commrad, but this one's textbook." :( We need to keep our love a secret.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
Your boyfriend is going to find out, and say something to me, like "I've seen you tailgating my daughter, with asperations of deflowering her rose.

you are suggesting her boyfriend = her father?!! Now that is a dark and interesting secret!! :O :D

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
you are suggesting her boyfriend = her father?!! Now that is a dark and interesting secret!! :O :D

lol! Actually, I was just quoting the latest Salad Fingers which I just happend to be watching.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
Danny/Meghan? lost me

The only people I didn't change the quotes to was Fraser and Danny's posts. I was saying that I didn't have to try and change the other Danny's post.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
I didn't even have to try dirty stuff with Fraser & Danny, it looked like I was so yours! I was fixing everyone's dirty stuff I said! I didn't even like it people!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

This is getting out of hand....


Uh oh, you could probably make something really bad outta that.

[Leela]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
Your boyfriend is going to find out, and say something to me, like "I've seen you tailgating my daughter, with asperations of deflowering her rose. I don't make accusations commrad, but this one's textbook." :( We need to keep our love a secret.

But Hubert Cumberdale can't keep a secert for his life!

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
Uh oh, something really bad you make is getting all over my hand

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
But Hubert Cumberdale can't keep a secert for his life!

Then he'll meet Jeremy Fisher's demise! Well, actually, he's already turned into a sticky goo, so all is well.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
Uh oh, something really bad you make is getting all over my hand

Sensational work!

[Mark E. De Sade]

I am hungry

[Divine]

i'm sweating so bad. i need to shower. smegma could be growing.

[Divine]

Originally posted by danno
i'm sweating so bad. i need to shower. smegma could be growing.

or is is schmegma

edit: post # DCLXVI

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
He can't keep sticky goo a secret! Sensational work, Hubert, Cum is his life!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I've tasted my medicine, and oh is it bitter!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by danno
smegma could be growing.


D: :darn:

No offense intended!

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
I've tasted my sticky goo, and oh is it bitter!

haha...okay I'll stop, I gotta go on lunch break! Yes I'm EATING, wow I wonder why that sounds suspiciously dirty! I'll even leave you something to work with:
BIG COCK
CUM
ROCK HARD
THROBBING GENITAL REGIONS!
I'M ON LUNCH BREAK NOW I MIGHT EAT SOME OF THIS STUFF YOU KNOW!! :cry: I EXPECT HILARIOUS RESULTS WHEN I COME BACK! OMG I SAID 'COME' AGAIN! I'M MAKING IT WORSE!

[Divine]

none taken - i've showered and no signs of any white dick cheese appeared to be growing throughout my taint area. in other news, i've gone around naked for 2 days. how strange.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by danno
none taken - i've showered and no signs of any white dick cheese appeared to be growing throughout my taint area. in other news, i've gone around naked for 2 days. how strange.

How else have things been going, aside from the naked smegma?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
haha...okay I'll go on! Yes I'm... suspiciously dirty! I'll even leave you... with... ROCK HARD THROBBING GENITAL REGIONS!


I'M ON LUNCH BREAK NOW I MIGHT EAT SOME OF THIS STUFF YOU KNOW!! :cry: I EXPECT RESULTS WHEN I COME! OMG I 'COME' AGAIN! I'M MAKING IT WORSE!

[Divine]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
How else have things been going, aside from the naked smegma?

quite well, how about yourself? special things will be happening soon, you'll see. either way, i'm smoking a bowl and having a good ol' time.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam


I'VE NEVER FELT SO VIOLATED JOHN!!

it was so hot!

[Barbara]

Originally posted by danno
special things will be happening soon, you'll see.

.... :D :D :D :D

can I watch?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by danno
quite well, how about yourself? special things will be happening soon, you'll see. either way, i'm smoking a bowl and having a good ol' time.


I'm half way between the gutter & the stars! I'm looking forward to special things! I'm currently enjoying the fact that I have nothing to do today, although it does make me feel unproductive.


Speaking of bowl, I had a "wake & bake" session this morning. I never do that, but it was nice. Kinda makes the rest of the day's vibe nice. :cool:

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
I'VE FELT JOHN!!

it was so hot!

[Herr Lipp]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
Speaking of bowl

its nice when you got the day off man, but its SO hard having wake and bake every morning before work. Usually if ive got bud, I can't NOT skin up in the morning and end up coming to work fashed (thats my new word for 'fucking mashed'). I'm not today though! Hello will power.

Danny I dont think Ive ever been more jealous of another person than I am of you, you bastard. :) sitting around all day doing drugs, sucking dicks (well, obviously Im not jealous of that *looks around awkwardly*) and earning a phat paycheque.

John: What cartoon is Panathanaikos Bear in? Have you seen Alan? I think that's got my favourite Aphex tune in, ever. Need to get the name, but knowing Riiiiiichard James itll just be symbols and numbers or something silly.