Rhonda: Ask Her Shit

[motorcyclemptiness]

The world needs to know more about me, cos I'm rocknroll. ASK ME ASK MRE ADKR ASKEME/

[Kinbote]

Rhonda, do you believe that light rail vehicles are an efficient means of public transportation?

[motorcyclemptiness]

Sure I do.

I drive a Buick Skylark. But on the inside it claims it's "DYNARIDE."

AND I AM A DYNARIDE.

[Kinbote]

What the hell is a Buick Skylark, what the hell is a Dynaride? What are these words you're typing?

[motorcyclemptiness]

Ask yer grandfolks. I'm sure they know of the DYNARIDE.

[Kinbote]

Oh, I see: your rear shocks have electronic level control.

I used to drive a 1987 Mercury Grand Marquis, you know! The ultimate in grampaw cars!

[motorcyclemptiness]

Jesus H. Christ. I once inherited my dead grandparents' car. My grandparents were well dead, but the vanity plate said "SANDPACKIN' GRANNY" on it. PEOPLE MADE FUN OF ME IN HIGH SCHOOL> WHAT.

[Kinbote]

I don't even understand what that means!

[motorcyclemptiness]

Get with the program.

[Herr Lipp]

do you think america is the best place to live in the world?

[Pretentious Bread]

Rhonda, is everyone obsessed with themselves these days?

The children, please, think of the children......

[Herr Lipp]

hmm yes this isn;t a question there have been a surprising amount of these threads popping up recently.....people need to usee their imagination more.

[motorcyclemptiness]

Fraser, the best place ever is Royal Oak, MI, USA. SO YES, AMERICA rules for having it.

BEN: I think you once did an "ask me all my shit" thread once when it was the status quo quo. Back when we cared who you were, that is.

[Herr Lipp]

what are you doing up at this hour? ive just woken up!

not that youre probably interested but youre the only other person on the boards so im gonna tell you anyway! im getting a subwoofer put in my boot/trunk today. which i am happy about.

[motorcyclemptiness]

What are you gonna blast outta your boot with that subwoofer?

[Pretentious Bread]

Originally posted by motorcyclemptiness
Fraser, the best place ever is Royal Oak, MI, USA. SO YES, AMERICA rules for having it.

BEN: I think you once did an "ask me all my shit" thread once when it was the status quo quo. Back when we cared who you were, that is.

Are you serious? I didn't know that, for that I apologise:(

[wasp in a jar]

i have never done an ask me shit thread, i don't think.

anyway, rhondums, what's your favourite colour film? and favourite black & white? do you prefer slide film or negative or WHUT?

& can i marry you instead of nick?

[motorcyclemptiness]

I LOVE Fuji Velvia for colour. I'm a T-MAX girl for B&W.

I prefer slide film. I think I've taken my best shots with Velvia. I've joined the local Camera Club, even though my director told my that my Nikon was shit. He only shoots Kodachrome. I think Velvia is much superior.

Grania, you're much too beautiful to be messed up with me!

[wasp in a jar]

ooh, velvia's wonderful isn't it? almost the best film in the world. you should try ilford delta 400 for b/w film. it's beautiful. don't think i've found such a lovely b/w film in a long time.

dread to think what people would say about my nikon. and even worse, my mamiya. they'd probably be so rude about them that the cameras themselves would cry.

and shuddup woman, you're hot shit.

[Lalique]

if we lived next door to each other, would you be friends with me?

[Herr Lipp]

Originally posted by motorcyclemptiness
What are you gonna blast outta your boot with that subwoofer?

I dont know yet, I can honestly say Ive never heard guitar music through anyone's sub, maybe Ill have to break that threshold :O if not probably just summit wit a big bassline....d n b? hop hip?

I bet yu're asleep now. You're not hardcore like Ozzy Osborne :)

[Pele]

rhonda, did you know that i believe i was the first one to post an "ask me anything" thread a good number of years ago but the only person to ask me anything was danny and he asked me all these sordid and scandalous questions i could not possibly respond to :(

[Leela]

Rhonda, how come you never post a picture?! I bet you're pretty

[Lalique]

she has before, she was wearing a green sweater and she had black hair

[Leela]

Originally posted by Lalique
she has before, she was wearing a green sweater and she had black hair

How long ago? If it was a while ago I didn't see it and it seems she refuses to post one now!

[Lalique]

um quite a long time ago, i don't know when exactly. maybe a year or couple of years

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by Lalique
if we lived next door to each other, would you be friends with me?

I'm sure we'd be the best of friends, if you could handle the fact that I belch a lot!

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
Rhonda, how come you never post a picture?! I bet you're pretty

I'm not "pretty," but yes, I did post one and I've changed so much since then. I just don't like any photos of meself.

My green sweater, SIGH.

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by wasp in a jar
mamiya

I wanna save up for a mamiya. What film do you shoot with it?

I miss having use of a studio 4X5. Poloroid was fun.

[wasp in a jar]

Originally posted by motorcyclemptiness
I wanna save up for a mamiya. What film do you shoot with it?

I miss having use of a studio 4X5. Poloroid was fun. it's a 1968 mamiya slr. i can but dream of owning an actual medium format (though i shall, just not yet). so it just takes 35mm film. but it's got the most fantastic quality to it and makes me so happy. it mostly gets given ilford delta.

[jas1n]

Originally posted by motorcyclemptiness
The world needs to know more about me, cos I'm rocknroll. ASK ME ASK MRE ADKR ASKEME/

someday i'm going to come visit you and mister K, and we seriously need to have milk and crackers some night, and maybe an omelette, okay?

also you should call me sometime when it's not 3 in the morning and i'm asleep!

[Nick K]

what do you think of my penis?

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by he believes in swordfish
someday i'm going to come visit you and mister K, and we seriously need to have milk and crackers some night, and maybe an omelette, okay?

also you should call me sometime when it's not 3 in the morning and i'm asleep!

If you're lucky next time we converse, I'll read you Hello Kitty's Bedtime search!

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by Nick K
what do you think of my penis?

It's loud and proud!

[Kelly Kapowski]

If you had to see 'Stealth', 'Must Love Dogs' or 'Sky High', which would it be, AND WHY

[Intern Kate]

i don't know if i know of Stealth or Sky High, i am very much out of the loop.

Rhonda are you frightened/offended that i called your mother an amazon woman? if so, sorry.

[Nick K]

why did i wake up this morning to find you passed out in front of the toilet with a half-eaten piece of bread next to you?

[jas1n]

Originally posted by Nick K
why did i wake up this morning to find you passed out in front of the toilet with a half-eaten piece of bread next to you?

[motorcyclemptiness]

Sometimes you just gotta ralph all night and the most strategic place to be is sleepin' by the toilet.

[Drunkenmaster]

Are you pregnant?

[Kinbote]

If you are pregnant, will you please named the baby "Ted"?

[motorcyclemptiness]

No! I peed on a stick and it told me no baby was to be born.

But yes, if I was gonna give most righteous birth, the child would be called Ted. Or Darrill.

PS: Ted, I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with you and Matt Damon and we were chasing ducks.

[Kinbote]

In the sixth grade my friend and I, who expressed often our disdain for gym class, were told we could refrain from typical gym activities if we would instead chase the geese off of the school football field. We agreed to the proposal and did it with enthusiasm. I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a negative thing.

[Drunkenmaster]

Rhonda: If you ever found out that Nick K was sterile, would you consider allowing Ted to impregnate you so you and Nick could have a child?

[wasp in a jar]

Originally posted by motorcyclemptiness
Darrill.
please don't call any child darrill. it's a chav-name!

(apologies to any blamo-darrill's)





(but it's true, it is a chav-name)

[Sandinista]

Rhonda, why are you so gassy??

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Rhonda: If you ever found out that Nick K was sterile, would you consider allowing Ted to impregnate you so you and Nick could have a child?

I think Ted has his hands full with all the other Blamo dames that are sweatin' for him!

[motorcyclemptiness]

Originally posted by Sandinista
Rhonda, why are you so gassy??

So I can entertain you, of course! And I drink a lot of carbonated beverages!

PS: Grania, don't worry, no Darrills will ever be fathered. It was a name of a Kids in the Hall character, and I was just waitin' for someone to pick up on it.

[Kinbote]

Sounds like a dodge to me!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by UncleLester
Sounds like a dodge to me!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Sandinista
Rhonda, why are you so gassy??

[ATwilightShadow]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster


Damn Tipton...:cry:

Rhonda, does Nick still punch you during sex?

[motorcyclemptiness]

Nick has been playing lots of Mike Tyson's Punch Out lately, and I feel that he's getting his aggression out on Bald Bull and savin' all the lovin' for lovin'.