Drunk Post #23857234098573902457

[Nick K]

so today was my first day off in weeks. i spent it by waking up at about 1:00 PM, eating a quick breakfast/lunch/what have you, and then going out to buy the new SPIN and that White Stripes concert DVD even though i'm $1,700 or so in credit card debt. then i cleaned our kitchen, Rhonda came home for her break and we gossiped about co-workers, and now i'm on my thirteenth can of Pabst, surfing the internet and throwing a cat toy across the room for Shakespeare over and over again 'cause she's like a dog and always brings it back.

anyone want to come visit us in Wausau, Wisconsin? we have a guest bedroom! you'll have to buy your own liquor/cigarettes, however, as i am attempting to pinch pennies. we can watch every Saved By The Bell season on DVD and i'll amuse you with hilarious stories, most of them having to do with passing out in the rural country side, and waking up without any idea of how to get home! i love you!!

[Kelly Kapowski]

YES I WANT TO COME SO BADLY, maybe kate and i can come!!!

I've purchased 11 CDs and 1 movie the past 2 days. Also, Thurston Moore ass-raped me at my favorite cd store today.

[Nick K]

you and Kate are welcome always! we only have a twin bed in the guest bedroom, but you guys can sleep close and cuddle!

[Kinbote]

I'd come visit you if I had the money, Nick! And more importantly, this thread just reminded me to go get my whiskey out of the freezer.

[Kelly Kapowski]

last time i got drunk with kate, she kept kissing me on the cheek! so i dont think cuddling is a problem!


ted, go visit the same time we do.

[Nick K]

holy shit, Bailey, Katie, Ted, Nick, and Rhonda would be quite the combination. i might even put on some clothes and show you guys the town!

[Kinbote]

Yes, that would be wise: you and Kate could protect me from Nick's aggressive advances.

[Nick K]

doest Kate mind being called Katie?

[Kelly Kapowski]

can we PLEASE do that pleasplaseplpeleaplpaelplease forever i really want to i hate my life

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
doest Kate mind being called Katie?
i don't think she cares!



ps. im gonna email irish john right now, i hate myself!!

[Kinbote]

How about "Katester"?

[Nick K]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski

ps. im gonna email irish john right now, i hate myself!!

OMF, are you giving in to his Irish demands?!

[Kelly Kapowski]

that's a pretty shit name, so i'm sure she'd like it.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
OMF, are you giving in to his Irish demands?!
no, i'm just depressed and i miss him so much and i want to know if he is dying over me! but i'm not giving in to shit!! fucking shit!

[Kinbote]

You should tell him that he has something of yours or owes you money and that you want it immediately via next day international shipping!

[Nick K]

Bailey! you, me, Rhonda, Kate, and Ted are a collective! if Irish John joins our collective our chemistry is in danger of flying totally out of whack! just remember this!

BUT if he's able to jell with our collective sense of humor/interests/sex oddities, i suppose we may be able to grudingly accept his presence.

[Kelly Kapowski]

i want him to owe me money since he fucked my vacation up.


Ted, i'm terrified to run into you in Cambridge some night.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
Bailey! you, me, Rhonda, Kate, and Ted are a collective! if Irish John joins our collective our chemistry is in danger of flying totally out of whack! just remember this!

BUT if he's able to jell with our collective sense of humor/interests/sex oddities, i suppose we may be able to grudingly accept his presence.
I doubt he'd really flow with our chemistry river; off with his head and his uncut, girthy penis!

[Kinbote]

Am I so tremendously terrifying a person? Don't answer that!

I was briefly in Cambridge tonight because I was going to see the Brian Jonestown Massacre at TT's but when I got there I saw waiting to get in this guy I knew in high school and fucking HATE, so I said "Fuck this!" and I went back to my car and drove home.

[Nick K]

guys, i'm afraid to go to concerts anymore!

[Kelly Kapowski]

You're not that terrifying, ted, but scary enough that i would absolutely die if i unexpectedly saw you.


i didn't go to concerts for a long while because i was having major social anxiety issues, but now i just don't go because i am lazy!

[Nick K]

Rhonda and i want to hug you! we discussed it!

[Kinbote]

Were I to see you I'd probably say to myself, "Goodness me, that broad bears some resemblence to Bailey, of Blamo renown" and continue on my merry way, perhaps enjoying a hearty chuckle.

I never have a good time when I go to concerts because standing around makes my back hurt, and then, while waiting for the stupid thing to start, I stand there thinking about how much my back hurts, which makes it hurt that much more. It kind of spirals on and on until the thing ends and I am overcome with relief.

[Kelly Kapowski]

i'd probably tell kate to, "RUN!!!!!" and then we'd go hide in the Curious George store, which would be the greatest of faults because that's probably your first destination when you arrive in Cambridge.

I loathe standing, i have terrible knees and a terrible back, so i usually can't stand for more than 10 minutes without wanting to die! So that's why i hate concerts as well.


Also, i just fell backwards and hit my head on the floor! Rhonda, Nick, hold me!

[Kinbote]

I went to the Curious George store at Christmas for to buy my youngest sister a copy of "Lafcadio: The Lion Who Shot Back," which is maybe the best kids' book ever. The experience was slightly unnerving!

[Kelly Kapowski]

never been, never heard, sorry to say. im not really, though. well, maybe for the book, since i love children's books and will be a children's book author, ted, it's all i want in life.


i fucking emailed that prick and regretted sending it before i even fucking sent it!

[Kinbote]

It's a tremendous book. It's about a lion who enjoys eating marshmallows and drinking buttermilk, learns to shoot a gun, and becomes a famous gun-shooting lion at the circus.

You should send another e-mail saying just that! That'd show him. Or perhaps not!

[Kelly Kapowski]

that's a brilliant idea! although he would probably be very confused, not knowing what a lion is and all, as i assume the irish schooling system is pretty on-par with its fellow 3rd world country friends.

[Kinbote]

I meant the last portion of your previous post, but whatever.

My understanding is that they barely even have schools in Ireland, and that by age seven all children are hitched to plows and working on the potato and turnip crops. Though the girls are excused from this duty at 12, so they can marry.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by UncleLester
I never have a good time when I go to concerts because standing around makes my back hurt, and then, while waiting for the stupid thing to start, I stand there thinking about how much my back hurts, which makes it hurt that much more. It kind of spirals on and on until the thing ends and I am overcome with relief.


I know exactly what you mean. To my relief, I have found that if a band is good enough, once they actually start, everything is made right. It takes a really good band, but it makes it all tolerable.

[motorcyclemptiness]

I hope you guys come whilst I'm menstruating.

My stomach gets bigger and my hair is a mess and my eyes are just holes in my face.

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

i <3 your cat,i miss my cats :(

[motorcyclemptiness]

Hi, RONAN.

[Kelly Kapowski]

irish john emailed me back and called me "dear" ;(!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
irish john emailed me back and called me "dear" ;(! Fucker....

[Kelly Kapowski]

but don't WORRY, i'm gonna let him know that i'm still very upset with him, because i am! and i still want my freedom to romp around with hots in the glory of autumn!

[Drunkenmaster]

You tell him you've already been romping.

[Kelly Kapowski]

okay and i'll give him your number and you can pretend for me, k. pretend yer my co-romper.

[Kinbote]

Bailey, tell him you've been sleeping with a black person! The Irish hate blacks!

[Kelly Kapowski]

Fuck, i'll just tell him that i'm ROOMING with a black person and that should be enough! And it wouldn't be a lie, either! Because i am! AND she might be a fucking LESBIAN as well! AND, FUCKING AND, she "PRAISES THE LORD" as well, AND!!!!!!!!!! SHE CALLS HER FRIENDS, "SISTAS"!!!!!!!!1111

[Kinbote]

That should get his Irish blood boiling so hot you could cook potatoes on his chest!

[Kelly Kapowski]

i hate salmon.

[Kinbote]

I eat no fish at all.

[Kelly Kapowski]

you and kate are destined! she eats no seafood.

do you ever want to get drunk with us, ted? i'm so nervous!

[Kinbote]

I'd be ever so joyed to get drunk with you crazy kids one day. With manly drink that tastes like bear steaks and oak trees and dirt.

[Intern Kate]

i hate seafood and on vacation, out for dinner one evening we were served a delicious LOOKING plate of nachos. i discovered they were tainted with crabmeat so i spent half the time scraping the shit off and it just wasn't as enjoyable.

but Ted, if you don't get drunk with us will you at least buy us booze? my GOD!

[Kelly Kapowski]

fuck, i am barely breathing, and i can't find the air.


Do you drink gin?

[Kinbote]

1. Who the fuck puts crab on nachos?

2. I enjoy a Tanqueray on the rocks every now and then.

[Intern Kate]

Maggie and i split a half pint of Tanqueray last night before polishing off a bottle of merlot.

!

[Kinbote]

I hope it wasn't a very good merlot, because having the gin first would've ruined your palate!

[Kelly Kapowski]

this is gonna be smooth.

[Kinbote]

Like silk? Or butter? Or a freshly paved road surface?

[Intern Kate]

Bailey, not as smooth as your baby-skinned ass.

i like the smell of wet pavement in the summer! possibly more than freshly cut grass.

no, it was a very shitty merlot. and i was the one who picked it out too. i know nothing though, and it was cheap.

[Kelly Kapowski]

out of the three, the paved road i really gravitated towards. there's nothing like the sensation of a smooth ride on a smooth new road.


although silk sheets are 'divine', as some loser fashionista might say.

[Kinbote]

I prefer recently rained-upon dirt, but to each their own.

I have no sheets on my bed because I always kick them off while I sleep and I can't be bothered to put them back on day after day after day.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Intern Kate
Bailey, not as smooth as your baby-skinned ass.

i like the smell of wet pavement in the summer! possibly more than freshly cut grass.

no, it was a very shitty merlot. and i was the one who picked it out too. i know nothing though, and it was cheap.
I have two drunken memories of you commenting on my ass! And my pregnated stomach! Yer a beeb! But a beeb.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by UncleLester
I prefer recently rained-upon dirt, but to each their own.

I have no sheets on my bed because I always kick them off while I sleep and I can't be bothered to put them back on day after day after day.
so are you just sleeping on a mattress or on a mattress cover?

i slept on just a mattress for a long time because i kicked my sheets off as well, but then i got bed bugs and had to put a sheet on. It's a much nicer experience, this sheet business.

[Kinbote]

Yeah, there's one of those cover deals, but that's peeling off on one corner and I don't think it's going to stay on much longer.

If I got you guys to drink enough would you two make out in front of me?

[Kelly Kapowski]

If you bent over and showed yer rectumy goods, maybe.

[Intern Kate]

i only sleep with the cover sheet. but i would die if it started to peel off and reveal mattress. die.

once i volunteered Bailey to make out with me, without her consent, at the prospect of getting a ride to some far-off place. but it worked out otherwise.

Bailey, your pregnated stomach? wtf!

[Kelly Kapowski]

well you and maggie were talking about my tum and you said it was cute, but i think it's just babyfied.

[Intern Kate]

Originally posted by UncleLester
How about "Katester"?

gross!

[Intern Kate]

i see. your tum is cute. remember when you thought you were pregnant and i started researching online the most fertile days during your menstrual cycle, and sending you links to sites where you could track such things?

[Kinbote]

Your negative reaction, which seems to have not at all taken into consideration my fragile feelings, wins you officially this new nickname, to which I think "the" must most often be appended.

"Has anybody seen 'the Katester'?"
"Oh shit, everyone, watch out, 'the Katester' is coming!"
"I stole 'the Katester's' last tampon and traded it on-line for John Wasdin's autograph on a cocktail napkin!"

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Intern Kate
i see. your tum is cute. remember when you thought you were pregnant and i started researching online the most fertile days during your menstrual cycle, and sending you links to sites where you could track such things?
yeah, that was pretty awesome. being non-pregnant is great.

once, i ate a bunch of shit and i go, "ugh i feel preggo" and julie yelled at me SO much and she goes, "BAILEY, that is a TERRIBLE thing to say!" but i didnt care that she yelled b/c i love her! PS i told her to come to montreal with us, bye

[Intern Kate]

Mrs. Briere the 7th grade science teacher called me Kater. she also said to reach for the moon, and that if you miss, you'll be among the stars.

my last tampon would be worth so much more, Teddo. TedMan.

Bailey i really love Julie and haven't seen her since we ate at Friendly's, can we all get together?

[Kelly Kapowski]

yes.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
okay and i'll give him your number and you can pretend for me, k. pretend yer my co-romper. Maybe I will.(I'll tell him I'm black)

[kendra]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
fuck, i am barely breathing, and i can't find the air.

AHAHAHA Duncan Sheik, YES! I played this song for Will last year and he had never heard of it :cry:

[Kelly Kapowski]

WTF, WILL. I saw him open for Ben Folds a year or two ago, and he was dashing ;(


kendra must be in london now! jesus have so much fun, y0u 2!

[kendra]

OMF Ben Folds AND Duncan Sheik :D

& thank you very much, we are doing well...!

[seductive barry]

I had to find a drunk post...this is the first time Ive been off my chops and online in a long time, I musn't be too drunk because I managed to re-register under my old name (only took 4 gos)...I came online for a reason I now forget and the time I spewed on my computer whilst online came to me in a blinding flash
so I decided to come to blamo and relive those days

[Jackal]

Yea! Woo! drunk post.

I've had 4 home-brewed wonders. Nice. Now we started kegging using the old silver pop containers of years gone by. We buy Co2 containers at the paintball store. This make' s the beer ready in one week instead of 3 or more.

But I like bottles better. But you have to use a glass because the yeast has residue in the bottom of the bottle.

The "Northern Brewer" site is good. We don't post there.

We made a newcastle clone, yummy. Our best is a Dos Equis clone, brewed with corn and a yeast you can only get once a year!

Chimay and other beers say to use a chalice shaped glass. I find this shape rather nice as you can really smell it better.

[seductive barry]

Originally posted by i
hi Amy! how is newcastle.

Same as it ever was, I can't wait till I finally finish my degree and can get out of this town.

[seductive barry]

^^I'm going to New York for a bit and to Mexico, then probably over to Europe with my friend and then just tag along wherever she wants to go which is to South America. Or I'll just move to Sydney and get a proper office job or something

[Pele]

when will you be in NY?

[seductive barry]

Oh not until around this time next year when Im done with uni unfortunately

[Pele]

well that's awesome cos i'll be 21 then! we can go bar hopping!

[seductive barry]

Aren't you 21 yet? wow I always assumed that you were older than me when I used to post here a lot. It will be awesome to be in a bar and not feel really old (Im only 21 now but the average age of people who go out in my town is 17)

[Pele]

I just turned 20 this month, which I do believe makes me a young'in around these parts.

[Sandinista]

Amy, are you still as crazy as a loon?

[Pele]

Sandinista, i have an embarrassing question - you're Joe, right?

[Sandinista]

Pele, I have an embarrassing question--Cheryl, right?

[seductive barry]

I'm far more functional and even responsible at times but yeah basically I'm still as mad as a cut snake

[Pele]

oh joe