Ask me anything #6969OMGLOL

[Barbara]

...go ahead, ask me anything! My life is an open book for you to read! and by "book" I mean "inviting clitoris" and by "read" I mean "lick with abandon!"

[Herr Lipp]

how many men have you let in your gash?

[Barbara]

CJ was lucky love potion # 9.

[Herr Lipp]

:O slag! :) but I feel that isnt even many in todays climates :(

has anything ever entered your anal passage?

[Barbara]

Other than nausea suppositories a few years ago when I was really sick and couldn't take oral medication because I kept throwing it up, nope!

[Divine]

draw me a picture? did you get those pictures of toaster? check your pm!

[Barbara]

Yes I did Danny!! And I was meaning to reply to your PM for a long ass time now and I kept forgetting but THANK YOU, Toaster is adorable! A real picture or a Paint picture?

[Herr Lipp]

he'll pay you, dont ya know!

bar: glad to hear it. suppositories heh heh my cousin told her sister that the doctor gave them to her (and explained what they were) when she was asleep in the hospital, and she started crying! (she was 9 at the time)

[Barbara]

Even if I was a doctor, I would have strong reservations about inserting anything into a sleeping 9 year old girl's ass!!!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I would have no... nah, too easy.


Okay, here's my question: What do you feel happens to us when we die? I'm not looking for you to give a correct answer, I'm just curious what your inclinations are.

[Pretentious Bread]

Here's a question, what makes you think that everyone wants to read a thread where you talk about yourself?

[Barbara]

I think life goes on when you die, just not your life anymore. When you're dead you're dead, when you're alive you're alive...none of that heaven and hell crap to confuse and distract us even more from living happily. Same idea as squashing a cockroach. If you squash a cockroach, cockroaches still exist same as always, minus the one that's a greasespot on your kitchen floor now. When people die, the human race lives on, minus the dead people. There is only birth, consciousness/perception, and death. Or something like that. I guess :scared: :confused: :cry:

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Pretentious Bread
Here's a question, what makes you think that everyone wants to read a thread where you talk about yourself?

you tell me, you clicked here :O

[Pretentious Bread]

Yes, just to tell you off.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Pretentious Bread
Yes, just to tell you off.

was it satisfying? :D

[Pretentious Bread]

Not really, and I'm only humouring you so I think I'll leave.

Bye bye.

[Divine]

haha, i :heart: barabara. you're so real, unlike the cocky wannabe hardxc0r3 idiots.

[Barbara]

d'awww thanks Danny! :-o I am flattered, and pledge my loyal friendship to all gay men :D

[Divine]

do you know why all my posts are being deleted?

[Barbara]

hm, no... which ones?

[Kelly Kapowski]

have you ever had an STD before?

[Barbara]

no ma'am, but thanks for asking :D

Peter: You were with a lot of women. Did you ever get a sexual disease?

The Fonz: Herpes twice. And the clap. AYYYYY!!!! :yes:

[Drunkenmaster]

If I were to one day happen through middle-of-nowhere, Kansas would you go on a date with me? (I'm not coming to Kansas. I'm just curious.);)

[Barbara]

well, as long as I had kicked CJ's butt to the curb first, then sure! Where would you take me on a date, to most improve your chances of getting me to put out? :D

[Drunkenmaster]

I don't know shit about Kansas. Are you a vegetarian?

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
Where would you take me on a date, to most improve your chances of getting me to put out? :D Nevermind, I'd just take you to New Orleans.

[Barbara]

Sorry, the correct answer to that question was "a Ween concert!" :D and no, I eat meat and I love it :D

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
and no, I eat meat and I love it :D :-o :-o :)

[Drunkenmaster]

Oh, we'd be backstage at Ween hanging out with Gene.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Oh, we'd be backstage at Ween hanging out with Gene.

now you're getting the idea ;)

[Drunkenmaster]

Wow, that sounds like it would be fun.

Another question:

How many times have you seen Ween live?

[Barbara]

one. hopefully this number will increase :(

[Drunkenmaster]

You are one year younger than me. Does that pose a problem? Oh, and when are you going to break up with your boyfriend?

[Drunkenmaster]

If you had to choose a favorite Ween album, what would it be?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
You are one year younger than me. Does that pose a problem? Oh, and when are you going to break up with your boyfriend?

I thought we were the same age (I'm 24), but no, a one year age difference is not a threat to me ;) and I DON'T FREAKING KNOW :cry: it's complicated and I'm not really sure what the hell is going on.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
If you had to choose a favorite Ween album, what would it be?

Chocolate and Cheese, it was the first one I ever had of theirs, and Gene signed it when I saw them nine years later :-o

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
I thought we were the same age (I'm 24), but no, a one year age difference is not a threat to me ;) and I DON'T FREAKING KNOW :cry: it's complicated and I'm not really sure what the hell is going on. Oh, good!!11 I'm 24, too not that age is a problem. Would it speed up the break-up process if I told you that I'm sweet and nice and he is not?

[Barbara]

hahahahahaha probably not :cry: but I really did laugh in a vindictive sort of way at the "he is not" part :)

[Drunkenmaster]

That's okay. I'm a patient man.

[Drunkenmaster]

When are you going to show me more pictures? The only ones I've seen were all dark and hard to see and stuff.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I think it's offically Blamo mating season!

[Barbara]

well, I don't have any way to post pictures anymore, but I'm hoping to get some stuff for my computer if I can ever save any money and get some of my drawings and stuff on the net and so if that ever happens I should be able to post more pictures too :)

[Drunkenmaster]

Fair enough. You know Danny will send you money?

[Barbara]

yeah I heard that! I'm sending him a drawing cause I'm nice like that :D but he doesn't have to send me money, but if he did I would be a mixture of embarassed (because I hate asking other people for money) and happy (cause I'm broke)

[Drunkenmaster]

Will you send me a drawing?

[Barbara]

sure! of what?

[Drunkenmaster]

Your naked body?

Oh, wait. I mean, what do you draw best?

[Barbara]

probably naked chicks. I've never drawn myself before though

[Drunkenmaster]

Well, this would be a good time for your first attempt. Do it in the mirror like a self-portrait and feel free to take any liberties you choose.

[Barbara]

would you be mad if you got the drawing and it looked suspiciously like a replica of a photograph of Tiffany Fallon, playmate of the year?

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
would you be mad if you got the drawing and it looked suspiciously like a replica of a photograph of Tiffany Fallon, playmate of the year? Well, I do want it to look like you.

[Barbara]

I don't know if I could stand looking at myself in the mirror for that long, I might freak out maaaaaannn...

[Drunkenmaster]

You could do it from memory. (See, I missed out on the boobs thread and I hate myself for that everyday)

[Barbara]

it was a fairly short-lived thread

[Drunkenmaster]

I know. So, the picture, what do you think?

[Barbara]

I'll give it a shot I guess :D

[Drunkenmaster]

That's what I like to hear.

[Drunkenmaster]

OMG, I love you.

[Barbara]

but I am already involved, and just yesterday confessed my affection for American John! OH THE DRAMA! :cry:

and you live in New Orleans, you probably see girls flashing their boobs every day!!! :O I know I saw a lot of them when I visited there! and joined in a few times :-o

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
but I am already involved, and just yesterday confessed my affection for American John! OH THE DRAMA! :cry: Oh, great. Now I have two guys to worry about? Oh well, I'm up for the challenge :yar:

and you live in New Orleans, you probably see girls flashing their boobs every day!!! :O I know I saw a lot of them when I visited there! and joined in a few times :-o Yes, but your boobs are special.:-p But wait a tick, when did you come to New Orleans???!!! Did you hang out with John?

[Barbara]

no, sadly :*( I would loved to have met Depechekin, but my trip to New Orleans was a few years ago, at a time when I only had occassional internet access at the library, so I hadn't been on blamonet a lot. I went there to see the Voodoo Music Fest when Tool and Snoop Dogg were the headliners... but it would be really cool if you or John were at the same show! that was the biggest concert I've ever seen, and I immediately got lost from the four friends I had gone to New Orleans with from KS... but had a pretty good time, and met some local guys who asked me if I had any Valium, seemed somewhat unfriendly when I told them no, but turned out to be very nice once I retrieved a fat joint from my bra and smoked it with them... they got high as fuck, told me that it was somewhat hard to find decent weed from someone who wouldn't fuck you over on price/weight in the city, and found out I was from KS (it was kind of amusing cause they all said "Kansas?!" like I'd just said I was from Mars) :D I told them it was boring but there was quite a bit of good weed and good people there... and they told me about alligators and other fun New Orleans stuff that we don't get around here...we stayed two nights, the first night we went to Bourbon street and got drunk and the other girl I was with and me collected a good share of beads :D, while the three guys (her boyfriend, his younger brother and another friend) tried to get a photo, or at least stare as long as possible, at as many sets of boobs as they could besides ours :) Which wasn't difficult at all...hehe

The second night I think the boys went out on their own again after the concert, while me and my girl friend were too worn out to go anywhere, and slept at the motel, then we left the next morning and made the 15-hour drive back, thankfully the boys took care of the driving (I get really nervous driving in unfamiliar places). It was a lot of fun and the whole trip went great, considering how many bad things could have happened. I even found my way back to where the car was parked before anyone else did after the Voodoo fest, which was happy for me as I'm notorious for getting lost even in places I have been before (also why I don't like driving in unfamiliar territory) :)

Are you going to the voodoo fest this year (or has it already taken place?), I read about it a while ago and it looked to be pretty good

[Divine]

my posts haven't been deleted, do you know why i thought such a thing?

could you check your recent pm, or have you already? snappy snappy.

[Leela]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
I think it's offically Blamo mating season!

BARBARA whut iz yer fav. harry p0ttr book LIEK OMG ROTFLMAO!!!1!!1!!

[vaya con dios]

What is your favorite Ween b-side? Mine is "Vallejo".

[Barbara]

Originally posted by danno
my posts haven't been deleted, do you know why i thought such a thing?

could you check your recent pm, or have you already? snappy snappy.

my inbox says "you have 0 unread messages", last one I got from you, it said "You rock!" :D in response to me saying I would try to get a drawing done for you this weekend and send it! did you send me something else?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
BARBARA whut iz yer fav. harry p0ttr book LIEK OMG ROTFLMAO!!!1!!1!!

The new one :D

[Barbara]

Originally posted by vaya con dios
What is your favorite Ween b-side? Mine is "Vallejo".

oh GAWD :cry: ween has such an enormous catalogue that I'm sad to say I haven't heard all their b-sides, including that one :O shock, horror! plus I haven't had money or downloading access for a long time now, or a credit card EVER, and Ween singles are hard to come by anywhere except on the net. but I know a few of them. "Booze me up and get me high" is a good one and fucking brilliant live :) "I'll Miss You" from the beautiful girls soundtrack, I downloaded a long time ago and it's so pretty, I don't know if it was ever a b-side though.

[vaya con dios]

They're putting out a b-sides album called Shinola soon. Up yer alley.

[Barbara]

yes I know. Only avaliable from ween.com so far. WHICH I CAN'T ORDER ANYTHING FROM :cry: but it's supposed to be in a few stores on an independent label by Sept.

[Jackal]

Do you watch Rockstar INXS?

[Drunkenmaster]

Babs, my love:

I was actually at that Voodoo fest. Funny I didn't see you in a sea of 80,000 people :(. I do not smoke but if I was there and you would have whipped a J out of your bra I probably would have. You should come this year!! It's going to be awesome: Flaming Lips, Cake, Billy Idol, Decemberists, NIN, QOTSA, Ryan Adams, and Foo Fighters just added!! OMG it would be so fun!! Anyway, let me know how my drawing comes out. :)

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Jackal
Do you watch Rockstar INXS?
"LOL"

How come you don't have a credit card?

[Herr Lipp]

the only reason id get a CC, is for the payment protection. Other than that a Switch (debit) card is better for me man, you know that if the money aint there, it aint coming out sorta thing.

DrunkenSailor: if you can;t be direct ill help you out, Ja? Barbara if DrunkenSailor gets a train ticket to your endz, will you suck his bloodklaat winkle?

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

Are you scared by the unsolved mysteries theme tune? or his voice?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Jackal
Do you watch Rockstar INXS?

never even heard of it

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
"LOL"

How come you don't have a credit card?

Cause, I just don't want to go into mounds of debt because of having one...I guess that doesn't always happen, but I've had checking accounts for a long time and half the time I can't even keep those straight. But it was never an enormous amount of money, 300 dollars at the most, and I've heard nothing but horror stories about 10,000 dollar debts to credit card companies and I'm not excited to end up owing 10 grand to anyone :D Plus you end up paying more for things than if you just paid cash or whatever, the bonus is that you can get stuff you want when you have no cash, but eventually you gotta pay 'em or suffer the wrath of the collection agency for like EVA!

[Jackal]

I never had a credit card until age 37. You need one to build up your credit report to buy things like houses and new cars. (so I was told)

Many have 12 months same as cash, so if you pay it off before the year, it's just like lay-a-way. For tv's, washing machines, home improvments, and emergencies they are quite handy.

I buy only what I can pay off next month. Usually things I could just buy anyway. I know people who do stupidly get themselves into debt with them though.

I was glad I was finally talked into getting one.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
DrunkenSailor: if you can;t be direct ill help you out, Ja? Barbara if DrunkenSailor gets a train ticket to your endz, will you suck his bloodklaat winkle? Who the fuck rides trains!!?? LMAO!>!!111

[Barbarian Love Elephant]

Why didn't you reply to me :(

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Walter Sopchak
Barbara if DrunkenSailor gets a train ticket to your endz, will you suck his bloodklaat winkle?

no silly, I wouldn't really dump the person I've lived with the last 2 1/2 years and go suck someone I've never met before from blamo's dick...he seems like a sweet guy though, but in all honesty if my relationship really ended I wouldn't want another one for a long time I don't think, even a purely sexual one (except with myself OMGLOL!) and probably especially one started on-line. I would have to know the person very well, and I don't think I even know his real name.

My moods tend to come out on blamo... I think the other day answering Drunken's questions I was in a silly and flirtatious mood... reading Bailey's post put me in kind of a candid, honest mood :D But I really will send drawings to people I said I would, but no the one for Drunkenmaster isn't going to be me...I will be happy to send him a drawing of a naked chick, but not me. I feel embarassed thinking about drawing myself naked, maybe that's not logical considering the boob post, but I've never felt embarassed about drawing a naked chick before, I'm really good at that in particular actually...so I think that's a sign that I don't want to draw myself...it doesn't appeal to me on an artistic level, or something. god I'm mental :cry:

[Drunkenmaster]

She didn't reply to me either.

[Barbara]

I'm replying right now fuckfaces :D and Ms. you were next in line... no, actually since that guy was in BASEketball I've always thought that show and that guy were pretty damn funny... "If I were a woman I'd love to be his girlfriend...wrapping my legs around him...cuddling in the spoon position" haha

[Drunkenmaster]

Uh, oh. Fraser has brought out the serious "Barbara." I want my fun, silly, loveable and flirtatious Barbara back.:(

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Uh, oh. Fraser has brought out the serious "Barbara." I want my fun, silly, loveable and flirtatious Barbara back.:(

you mean "craven net-whore Barbara"? :D

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
you mean "craven net-whore Barbara"? :D There she is. (check your PM ;) )

[Drunkenmaster]

Oh, and since this is the "Ask Barbara" thread, I have two more questions:

1. What we've all been dying to know: hair or bare?

2. What are your plans for this weekend?:)

[Barbara]

1. hair
2. don't have anything planned but I'm sleeping all day tomorrow, fuck this 7 am shit :D

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
1. hair
2. don't have anything planned but I'm sleeping all day tomorrow, fuck this 7 am shit :D 1. Okay, now give us some direction here...

2. I wish I could sleep all day but I have too much to do.:(

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
1. Okay, now give us some direction here...

2. I wish I could sleep all day but I have too much to do.:(

1. Direction?

2. I enjoy putting stuff I have to do off in favor of sleep on so many levels :D

[Drunkenmaster]

I can't believe I'm going to put it in these words, but: landing strip, dorrito chip (LMAO like that's happened since the 80's), tightly trimmed...etc?

PS- I'm probably the only one who wants to know this but it's still fun.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
1. Direction?

2. I enjoy putting stuff I have to do off in favor of sleep on so many levels :D 2. Yeah, but I have a final project and final exam next Tuesday that I can put off no longer. :(

[Barbara]

1. I thought that's what you meant but I wasn't sure :D nothing out of the ordinary, reasonably trimmed of course...landing strip and other decorative pubic styles are kind of ridiculous-looking to me, and shaving it bare causes the worst kind of razor burn on the planet... I should probably start shaving it into the shape of the ween logo as a sign of my devotion though, haha

2. ah, the joys of making do with a high school education :) for now at least, higher education will have to wait till I can afford it and actually find a degree program/school I want to spend the time and money on. I started college and didn't last a year because I felt like the last thing I wanted to do was go through all that effort for a degree in something only mildly interesting that I could land an average-to-decent paying job in. seems like a lot of people do that immediately after high school just to get it out of the way because they want the degree/decent job but don't really have any passion for the subject. I mean shit, American education is fucked anyway...want to be a lawyer but don't want to commit the time or spend a buttload of money? here, you can pay a somewhat smaller buttload of money for a shorter-term, easier paralegal degree and serve coffee to lawyers for the rest of your life ;) what are you studying btw?

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
1. I thought that's what you meant but I wasn't sure :D nothing out of the ordinary, reasonably trimmed of course...landing strip and other decorative pubic styles are kind of ridiculous-looking to me, and shaving it bare causes the worst kind of razor burn on the planet... I should probably start shaving it into the shape of the ween logo as a sign of my devotion though, haha OMG if you do that would be so awesome!!

2. ah, the joys of making do with a high school education :) for now at least, higher education will have to wait till I can afford it and actually find a degree program/school I want to spend the time and money on. I started college and didn't last a year because I felt like the last thing I wanted to do was go through all that effort for a degree in something only mildly interesting that I could land an average-to-decent paying job in. seems like a lot of people do that immediately after high school just to get it out of the way because they want the degree/decent job but don't really have any passion for the subject. I mean shit, American education is fucked anyway...want to be a lawyer but don't want to commit the time or spend a buttload of money? here, you can pay a somewhat smaller buttload of money for a shorter-term, easier paralegal degree and serve coffee to lawyers for the rest of your life ;) what are you studying btw? My degree is in Business/Finance and I've actually already graduated but I decided to take another class this summer.
I always figured college was, in part, just a way to delay growing up. Think about it, for most people it's their first time living on their own, you go to class 2 or 3 days a week and you get drunk whenever you want. And all you have to do to stay is pull a 2.0. I respect people (like yourself) who don't just go to college because it's the next logical step. Plus, if you think about it, let's say that you have been working since you were 18 (6 yrs) and let's say you make a moderate income of $20,000 a year. Well, in 6 years you've made somewhere in the neighborhood of $120,000 whereas some students have spent that much on loans!! Make your money, find out what you love, and if school is necessary then go for it. Luckily, since I've done well in school and will probably be getting a job soon in the $45,000+ range, it will pay off for me (thank God!!). But there is no rule that says you have to go to college when you get out of high school.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
reasonably trimmed of course By the way, this scares me, slightly. What do you mean by reasonably trimmed? Explain yourself!!

[Barbara]

I just mean not trimmed in some weird specific shape or way!! just normal looking, short but not gone, gawd I can't believe it took this many posts to clarify the status of my pubes :D

[Drunkenmaster]

Ah, but it was fun, wasn't it?

[Drunkenmaster]

Well, it looks like you will be getting off of work soon and if I remember correctly that you do not have home internet access, I will miss you terribly until Monday.:( ;)

[Barbara]

and on the college thing, I totally understand what you mean, and it's understandable to do that...I'm not pursuing a dream job either right now ;) just doing what I can, I like my job but I don't wanna be here still in ten years or whatever... if I fail at pursuing a dream job though later, at least I have a good amount of experience in another field to fall back on if I need it, I guess that's the way I look at it. I started working full-time when I was 17 though, my last semester of high school I only had to take one class because I'd already met all the credit requirements except that one. I even got offered a fairly decent scholarship for my ACT scores (midwest version of the SAT test) and did well all through high school, but I didn't want to go to the little college in Missouri that offered me the scholarship, I didn't want to go to college at all unless I could study art and animation or go to an art school...and shit, I looked into art colleges and even with scholarships and financial aid, MASSIVE amounts of money were needed to go to the ones I looked at, like 20,000 a year...and maybe it's not considered so much in other parts of the U.S., but here people just don't make as much money or pay as much for things as they do in more populated parts of the country. 20,000 a year was nowhere near what my family could afford to give me. So I just refused the scholarship, moved out on my own anyway when I was 18 and worked, and paid my rent, and partied ;) that lifestyle (partying) I guess is typical in college, but if you like partying anyway and have your own place, parties will come to you, I guarantee ;) It's almost a curse as I'm exhausted of people showing up at my house to party anymore because a lot of people in school around here still live with their parents into their mid-twenties. But if they're friends you see regularly it's kind of rude to say "no go away I'm not drinking that alcohol you just brought over... or smoking that joint...or... ah fuck, come in" :D

weekend time! :) laterz

[Barbara]

that's actually sounding like a very good government college plan for people...I wish they did it that way over here. Would be nice, and I wouldn't mind at all, if some of the taxes that get taken out of my check before I ever get the money went toward paying for college, but it all goes to the government and you only get any of it back at tax return time, if the math works out that you overpaid. If not, then you gotta pay them even more. it's fucked. especially like you said, in a country that's a "world superpower" but makes higher education damn near impossible for anyone who doesn't have a running start financially...and makes it easier for people of average-to-below intelligence, if they come from MONEY, to study at the highest, most prestigious schools...meanwhile a poor genius could go to the same college, but would have to work their ass off to make it.

[Drunkenmaster]

Why does my Finance professor think that I need to do a huge, long, and boring project to turn in the same day that I have my final? Huh?? Answer me!!

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Why does my Finance professor think that I need to do a huge, long, and boring project to turn in the same day that I have my final? Huh?? Answer me!!

Teachers are evil

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Who are the Eagles going to beat in next years Superbowl and by how many points?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
Who are the Eagles going to beat in next years Superbowl and by how many points?

I'd like to see them up against anyone but the goddamn Patriots :lol: sorry Pats fans but shit, I hope the Patriots play really badly next year because it's boring to see the same teams beating the same teams over and over. It would be cool to see an all-Pennsylvania game with the Steelers and the Eagles, with the Eagles winning by one touchdown. Or the Carolina Panthers. For total wishful thinking, I'd love to see the KC Chiefs and the Eagles because they're the two teams I like the most but that's highly unlikely. I do hope the Chiefs play better this year, they were actually pretty good the year before last, but last year they sucked hard.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

I'd quite like to have a rematch with the Pats actually. They got lucky last time and they know they wont again.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
Who are the Eagles going to beat in next years Superbowl and by how many points? Did they ever get things settled with T.O.? I know he wanted to renegotiate his contract. He was a HUGE part of their success last year and losing him would be a travesty.

[Leela]

Will the Cubs every win the world series?!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
Will the Cubs every win the world series?! negative.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes
Will the Cubs every win the world series?!

I don't know, I don't really follow baseball too much

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Did they ever get things settled with T.O.? I know he wanted to renegotiate his contract. He was a HUGE part of their success last year and losing him would be a travesty.
TO turned up for training, but he's still bitching. He wants more money, the Eagles, quite rightly, are refusing to pay.

He didnt play that big a part, he was injured for half the season. The Eagles would be better off without him.

[Drunkenmaster]

I forgot he did miss all of the play-offs except for the Super Bowl.

[Leela]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
negative.

I WASN'T ASKING YOU

and BARBARA just say yes! :cry:

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Sex n' Cigarettes


and BARBARA just say yes! :cry:

Yes. YES!!!

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this post brought to you by Herbal Essences

[Drunkenmaster]

Barbara:

Do you use Herbal Essences shampoo? If so, which scent?

[Drunkenmaster]

Also, do you ever just walk around in a bikini or your underwear? Cuz if you don't, you should.

[Barbara]

no but I've used the extra volume Herbal Essences kind before, it's generally expensive shampoo and I go for the cheap crap since I could wash my hair in 100 dollar bills and it still would look the same ;) generally I use Suave in whatever scent looks yummy that day, I like the orange/tangerine and strawberry best.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
no but I've used the extra volume Herbal Essences kind before, it's generally expensive shampoo and I go for the cheap crap since I could wash my hair in 100 dollar bills and it still would look the same ;) generally I use Suave in whatever scent looks yummy that day, I like the orange/tangerine and strawberry best. The strawberry is great. How often do you have to wash your hair?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Also, do you ever just walk around in a bikini or your underwear? Cuz if you don't, you should.

yeah I do, and sometimes I walk around naked too! yay!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
yeah I do, and sometimes I walk around naked too! yay! Ohh, even better. Whilst naked, do you do household chores such as vacuuming, cooking, or say, gardening?

[Barbara]

1. I wash my hair when I shower before work every day or sometimes every other day :yes:

2. nah, I try to keep clothes on while cleaning, cooking would be fun but bacon grease and nakedness do not mix. Gardening, haha, the only plants I would try to grow.... well you get the idea! I've never been into gardening too much, I avoid mowing the lawn if I can :D

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
I forgot he did miss all of the play-offs except for the Super Bowl.
Brian Westbrook is our main man offensively.

Besides, its VERY public knowledge how much McNabb and T.O. dont like each other. Do you really want a WR that the QB cannot get along with?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
Brian Westbrook is our main man offensively.



Hell yas, I thought this guy was fucking brilliant to watch last season. T.O. was just an attention whore

[Drunkenmaster]

That never made sense to me how TO thought he was just going to step in and take over the team. McNabb was drafted by the Eagles and brought them to 3 consecutive NFC championships. The guy is a class act and the players respond to him. Unless TO is going to suddenly decide to take a back seat, then you're right that they are better off without him.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
1. I wash my hair when I shower before work every day or sometimes every other day :yes:

2. nah, I try to keep clothes on while cleaning, cooking would be fun but bacon grease and nakedness do not mix. Gardening, haha, the only plants I would try to grow.... well you get the idea! I've never been into gardening too much, I avoid mowing the lawn if I can :D 1. I'll just assume that you mean you sometimes wash your hair every other day. :eek:

2. I forgot that you were more of an "indoor gardener.";)

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
That never made sense to me how TO thought he was just going to step in and take over the team. McNabb was drafted by the Eagles and brought them to 3 consecutive NFC championships. The guy is a class act and the players respond to him. Unless TO is going to suddenly decide to take a back seat, then you're right that they are better off without him.
There was a very public slanging match halfway through the season when the Eagles defence was on the field. TO was following Donovan around and yelling at him. Donovan was just turning his back on him and just kept walking away, but TO wouldnt let it lie and kept after him.

Also bear in mind, it was TO's first season for the Eagles (half, if you account for how many games he played). Dont you think you should be there a bit longer before demanding pay rises? Especially considering how few games there are in an NFL season?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
1. I'll just assume that you mean you sometimes wash your hair every other day. :eek:


haha, yes, that is exactly what I meant :D

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
haha, yes, that is exactly what I meant :D Looks like it's quitting time for you. Bye. Talk to you tomorrow, perhaps. I'll have more questions by then.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Looks like it's quitting time for you. Bye. Talk to you tomorrow, perhaps. I'll have more questions by then.

you are right! I'm outta this bitch! see ya, get some sleep!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
There was a very public slanging match halfway through the season when the Eagles defence was on the field. TO was following Donovan around and yelling at him. Donovan was just turning his back on him and just kept walking away, but TO wouldnt let it lie and kept after him. I remember that. I wanted McNabb to slug him but he's not that type of guy.

Also bear in mind, it was TO's first season for the Eagles (half, if you account for how many games he played). Dont you think you should be there a bit longer before demanding pay rises? Especially considering how few games there are in an NFL season? Definitely. What if they pay him more and he gets hurt again this year? A guy like him is either great or a real liability. I think he should go to Oakland with Randy Moss and the rest of the Thuggzzz.

[Drunkenmaster]

Barbara: What do you think the Saints's chances of doing better than 8-8 this year are?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Barbara: What do you think the Saints's chances of doing better than 8-8 this year are?

I have no idea :D but I like Louisiana and New Orleans so I hope good!!

on a totally unrelated note I bought a KC Chiefs sweatshirt/jacket thing yesterday and it is soooo warm and comfy and it's gray with the arrow logo in white! I can support my local team without the gay red and yellow McDonald's colors :D

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

TO injured his groin in training yesterday. Latest Superbowl XL Betting, Pats 4/1 fav, Eagles 5/1 2nd fav

However Peter Forsberg has signed for the Flyers in the eagerly anticpated 05/06 NHL season, after last seasons lockout. Are the Flyers gonna kick ass in the Stanley Cup or what??

Latest betting: Philadelphia Flyers 4/1 Fav, Detroit Red Wings 8/1 2nd Fav

[Static Split Screen]

Barbara, who do you dislike on Blamo the most?

[Telegram Sam]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
However Peter Forsberg has signed for the Flyers in the eagerly anticpated 05/06 NHL season, after last seasons lockout. Are the Flyers gonna kick ass in the Stanley Cup or what??


I thought the Oilers were getting him

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Nathan Barley
I thought the Oilers were getting him
Someone offered him more money, but he wanted to go back to Philly, because it rocks.

[Telegram Sam]

plus, the Flyers got rid of Jeremy Roenick. shame cause he was pretty good - except for getting hit in the face all the time.

he's English too which is weird.

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Static Split Screen
Barbara, who do you dislike on Blamo the most?

I don't really have a serious dislike of anyone! :cry: but on the philosophy board I get annoyed with Knight020 or whatever numbers are on that name and hambakmeritru, I'm sure they're both good people but they have certain beliefs that they stubbornly do not budge from and it is annoying to try to discuss stuff so I'm not on the philosophy board too much anymore because it seems like a lot of debate from people who aren't open to changing their opinions in the first place. which I always am if someone convinces me otherwise, or at least puts up a good arguement that I haven't thought of.

anyway I don't have a problem with them otherwise, just with their hot-button issues, respectfully

[Static Split Screen]

Agreed.

Hm...Barbara, what's an unusual fact about you people would be surprised to learn?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Static Split Screen
Agreed.

Hm...Barbara, what's an unusual fact about you people would be surprised to learn?

haha...um...I can cross my eyes and then keep one centered and move the other one back and forth independently! :O

[Static Split Screen]

Weird!

Um...my elbows are double-jointed and my thumb sticks out weirdly because it was broken once! I can't cross my eyes.

[Barbara]

wow! can your turn your arm all the way backward? I'm slightly double jointed in my knees, sometime I freak people out cause I can sit on the floor with my knees bent away from my body and it looks weird. but I can't curl my tongue like a lot of people can!

[Static Split Screen]

Yeah I can move my wrist and stuff without moving my elbow and bend it the wrong way and do all sorts of crazy things. It's a good party trick. I can do the knee thing too. I can curl my toungue AND make it look like a three leaf clover. Yep, I'm talented alright.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Nathan Barley
plus, the Flyers got rid of Jeremy Roenick. shame cause he was pretty good - except for getting hit in the face all the time.

he's English too which is weird.
we had to get rid of him due to the salary cap. Forsberg is much better.

English? Eh? He was born in Boston. (MA as opposed to Lincolnshire) and plays for the US national team.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
we had to get rid of him due to the salary cap. Forsberg is much better.

English? Eh? He was born in Boston. (MA as opposed to Lincolnshire) and plays for the US national team. He sounds Canadian whenever I hear him talk.

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
I have no idea :D but I like Louisiana and New Orleans so I hope good!!

on a totally unrelated note I bought a KC Chiefs sweatshirt/jacket thing yesterday and it is soooo warm and comfy and it's gray with the arrow logo in white! I can support my local team without the gay red and yellow McDonald's colors :D The sweatshirt sounds cool. I've always hated Kansas City's colors and the Saints colors are extremely ghetto. LSU is purple and gold which is awful, too so I have a navy blue LSU hat with white letters.

[Drunkenmaster]

And I think I see why we can't do better than 8-8.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
He sounds Canadian whenever I hear him talk.
Nah. Its just automatic to assume all hockey players are Canucks.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
And I think I see why we can't do better than 8-8.
That should be in Viz's "Up The Arse" corner.

[Telegram Sam]

Originally posted by Narcissistic Nihilist
we had to get rid of him due to the salary cap. Forsberg is much better.

English? Eh? He was born in Boston. (MA as opposed to Lincolnshire) and plays for the US national team.

I know he plays for the US - as if any brit who was NHL calibre would play for the UK - but I'm pretty sure I read that he was born in Boston, England.

If not then I'm just a moron.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Nathan Barley
I know he plays for the US - as if any brit who was NHL calibre would play for the UK - but I'm pretty sure I read that he was born in Boston, England.

If not then I'm just a moron.
Interesting. I just got Boston, MA off his site....
....and the others Ive googled say the same.

Some journo-hack has failed to do his homework and sold you a kipper.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Babs, have you ever been to Boston?

[Drunkenmaster]

You can't steal my pet name for her.

[Narcissistic Nihilist]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
You can't steal my pet name for her.
i dont think you can have copyright on an old pet name for Barbara. Thats like someone having copyright on calling me Danny, or Tommy for a guy called Thomas etc etc

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
Babs, have you ever been to Boston?

nope, never.

Bailey, go look at my drawings (in the tattoo designs and drawings thread) and tell me what you think! :cry: I want your opinion cause you have awesome taste from what I can tell :)

And I hate the nickname Babs... I guess it's better than "Barbie". I prefer Barb or BJ :O

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
BJ :O Aww, BJ and CJ. Barbara, how many tattoos do you have, what are they, and where are they located?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Aww, BJ and CJ. Barbara, how many tattoos do you have, what are they, and where are they located?

I have four...one is covered up by the phoenix bird on my back from the drawing/tattoo design thread. So you can only see three of them. I have that bird, a blue and green butterfly on my right foot and a variation of the two black unicorns facing off a couple inches above my right ankle that wraps halfway around my leg.

[Drunkenmaster]

Hmm.... I'm not a big fan of tatoos. I'm sure they look good on you, though.