i'm scared, but please do ask me anything #8008

[Kelly Kapowski]

GOD i never did this before, leave me alone, but ask me something plesae pelaselelees

[Kelly Kapowski]

THIS THREADF SUX!!!!!11543EIGHT

[Kinbote]

Provided that the weather is nice, do you think it's appropriate to wear a linen suit or a linen sports jacket after Labor Day?

[Kelly Kapowski]

absolutely! linen is always in-in. a linen suit would probably prove to be foolish come cold autumn/winter time, but the jacket could always be paired with something more cold weather condusive, like nice slacks, etc. That's the great thing about pieces!

My mom has this nice irish linen salmon colored button down shirt she always presses me to wear, but i never want to. It's like a box on me.

[Kinbote]

I have a linen suit and a standalone linen jacket, both similar colors, creamy beige, and I adore them, but I rarely wish to wear such things in the summer.

[Kelly Kapowski]

well i would think that would be an ideal time, good sir.

[Kinbote]

QUESTION TWO:

If Lena Olin had sex with you in an effort to reacquire her dead husband's book, would you give it to her afterwards, or pretend not to know what she was talking about?

[Kelly Kapowski]

i'm a fool for dead people and their widowed partners, so i'd be forced to turn the goods over, but i'd make damn sure to have her on her knees all night. And also to tape that shit and get my cut once i sell it to some porn franchise.

[Kinbote]

What if she had an African man with blonde hair and a scar on his cheek assault you?

[Kelly Kapowski]

no one said anything about blackies, ted...

[Kelly Kapowski]

MEANING, i'd PAY to be assaulted be a yellow-haired-colored-man who speaks only in clicks!

[Kinbote]

Would you insist upon a French purse, or take his word on matters of disease?

[Kelly Kapowski]

for some reason, that post just made me remember a dream i had a couple of weeks ago but had since forgotten...it took place in a subway station or train station i think, and there was a lot of feeling of panic, at least i associate that feeling with that dream. HMMM dont remember anything else! How strange, though!


I'd assist on a french purse, but only because it sounds delightful!

[Kelly Kapowski]

i'm retreating to bed now, to dream of beastly, blonde-haired jungle men beating about their drums to the rythym of my pulsating groin.


oh, sweet jane.

[Kinbote]

A French purse is another name for a condom, you know!

I dreamed not long ago that I was rushing into a subway station to get the night's final train and there were all these people in green jackets in line to buy tokens so I had to hop the turnstile and I just barely got into the train without a cop grabbing me. And for some reason he couldn't or wouldn't enter the train to apprehend me, even though the doors were open and it wasn't leaving the station for a bit longer yet.

[Kinbote]

I say, then, good evening, and change your sheets.

[jas1n]

are you ready to rock or what?? please hold your pulsating groin at bay when we eat tacos and whatever else. walk somewhere? watch saved by the bell?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

If you could do one thing to Irish Gone, what would it be?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
If you could do one thing to Irish Gone, what would it be?

If I replace one name in this sentence, for instance:

If you could do one thing to Hi There, Am Pam, what would it be?

does the resulting change make you feel
a. subdued
b. intrigued
c. uncontrollably horny
d. all of the above

?????

[Nick K]

now that you are unattached, who do you want to have sex with the most in this world?

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by UncleLester
A French purse is another name for a condom, you know!

I gathered that, Teddy. I'd hope they wouldn't capture your gullibility in one of your articles!
Originally posted by he believes in swordfish
are you ready to rock or what?? please hold your pulsating groin at bay when we eat tacos and whatever else. walk somewhere? watch saved by the bell?
i like to pulsate, don't like to talk :( whatever you want, though!

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
If you could do one thing to Irish Gone, what would it be?
i would love to become incredibly gorgeous and just a total knockout and then meet with him and then have him want to die over what he lost, and then i can start discussing my unbelievably strong bond with my current boyfriend with whom i'm on tour with, that being Nick Diamonds of The Unicorns fame. He knows I've always had a thing for him.


And also to tell him that Beck and i have weekly cocktail nights and dish over all his darkest secrets.


We used to call Beck our 'son', you see ;(

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Barbara
If I replace one name in this sentence...
does the resulting change make you feel
a. subdued
b. intrigued
c. uncontrollably horny
d. all of the above

?????
I'm going to choose option "O", and for a couple reasons...

'C' not only stands for "uncontrollably horny" in this context, but also it is the third letter in the alphabet. I'd choose C. But then i'd choose C, and multiply it by FIVE, because that's how serious I am about it, and 3x5 results in 15, of course. 15 equals not only what was a terrible age for me, but also the letter 'O' from the alphabet.

And i'd also choose O b/c i'd have to get my O face on.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
now that you are unattached, who do you want to have sex with the most in this world?
Nick, I am going through these bouts where I am either incredibly sex thirsty, or I am totally repulsed by the thought. If i had to choose, though, I would choose Jason, this homeless kid in the town where i work. I absolutely adore him, he is gorgeous and so witty and hilarious and incredibly smart and I rolled a cigarette for him once, and the thought of his delicious, curved lips touching where my fingers touched sent sex waves from my eyelids to my ankles.

The other day, he was sitting on the sidewalk in front of my friend's ice cream store where i work and my friend Rachel, the owner, was sitting outside with him, and he was looking down at the cement and goes, "Sorry," and rachel said, "Why are you saying sorry!" and he said, GET THIS,

"i'm being obtuse."

i'm in lurve.

[Nick K]

he sounds like a sexy idiot savant! i hope he is hung for you!

[Hi There, Am Pam]

You wouldn't have to get your O face on, I'd have it permanently plastered on you.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
he sounds like a sexy idiot savant! i hope he is hung for you!
me too, but he's in love with this girl Jacki who is 17 and has massive boobs and she's really pretty and she wears really really massive jeans and black pants with lots of zippers :(

Hohn, i hope you don't mean actual plaster b/c i have a thing about plaster/dried mud and it ain't good.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

hmmm, I haven't actually thought it through that far. I'm not sure what I mean. Actually, I'm like that after 90% of my posts. I can't tell if I'm being serious or not. I decided to leave that up to you, the individual viewers.


See, again, I'm not sure if I mean that or not. :(

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Ahh fuck it, I mean that you would need to see an orthodontist after post-coital bliss in order to remove the smile from your face.

[Kelly Kapowski]

let's just pretend this never happened...

[Hi There, Am Pam]

denied!

[Nick K]

Bailey, do you think anyone could cure your boobs of being numb to pleasure?

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam
denied!
ONLY FOR A PASSING MOMENT, YOU KNOW MY PAST!!!!


Nick, I sure hope so. Sometimes, John and I would be watching a movie and I'd be sitting on his crotch, topless, and he'd spend the whole time squeezing my nipples, making sure they were erect, and that felt real fun and nice :( But you know how you connect certain things with certain feelings? Well, i think of my boobs and i think of numbness, basically ;(

[Nick K]

i think American John could make your boobs sing again.

[Kelly Kapowski]

i hope he doesn't have a lactation fetish.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

I am clear on that account. Lactation can be a single that bad things are coming... Good if you're looking for it, terrifying if you're not.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Would you let me name it Ruby?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

At first, I read that as Rudy, and I thought "No way a kid of mine is going to be named Rudy." Ruby is nice though, and would be acceptable by me.

[i]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
Nick, I sure hope so. Sometimes, John and I would be watching a movie and I'd be sitting on his crotch, topless, and he'd spend the whole time squeezing my nipples, making sure they were erect, and that felt real fun and nice :( But you know how you connect certain things with certain feelings? Well, i think of my boobs and i think of numbness, basically ;(

It sounds like its mostly a psychological thing, so there's lots of hope yet.

[Kelly Kapowski]

too bad my hottest friend ever in the world already claimed it. my life is probably the worst int he world, guys, LET'S ADMIT IT

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by i
It sounds like its mostly a psychological thing, so there's lots of hope yet.
i think it's just a big boob thing.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Hey, psychology and big boobs, what else am I better at?

[jas1n]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
If i had to choose, though, I would choose Jason,

:cool: :cool:

[kendra]

Bailey, how many pairs of earrings do you own?

[Kelly Kapowski]

Kendra, Kendra, Kendra, i have too many to even count. If I had to give an estimated guess, I'd say maybe 30-40 pair, about 10 of those are ones i've worn frequently over the past year or two.

[Nick K]

have you ever been the least bit bi-curious?

[Kelly Kapowski]

i've kissed two girls, but i was about 12 when that happened. i don't think i could ever be in a relationship with a woman though, and sometimes i wish i could when i get tired of men, but i don't think i have it in me. i wouldn't object to some sort of girl loving, MAYBE, if i were super drunk and someone was going to buy me some drinks in exchange for it.

[Barbara]

Do you smoke cigarettes? If yes, which brand? and if no, do you loathe and detest the habit with every fiber of your being?

[Kelly Kapowski]

i smoked for a couple years, but since i got back to school i have pretty much quit cold turkey, with the exception of a couple drunken ones and stress-relieving ones here and there. I will probably pick up the habit again when i go back to school, but i still want to keep it at a real low number. Maybe I won't even smoke that much at school though, because the cigarettes i've had this summer have tasted like total shit for some reason.

But i usually smoke Marlboro Reds.

[Barbara]

Ouch, that's what CJ smokes too but I go for the lights cause I'm a wuss :)

Where is your favorite place to eat EVER???

[Kelly Kapowski]

lights taste like air :(

Favorite place to eat EVAR omf, hardest QUESTION evar!!1 I'd say this Thai restaurant in Northampton called Siam Square. It is quite delicious, and I always get the sizzling gai him, which is chicken, pineapple, water chestnuts, some other vegetables coated in a spicy chili paste served on a sizzling plate thing, with some STICKY white rice, effin awesome.

I also love this place called the Goten, which is Japanese food served hibachi style and it's super good and awesome and i have to get rolled away everytime i eat there b/c it's so filling.

[Drunkenmaster]

What is the name of your favorite solo-fornication device? (If you have names for your fingers, that will be acceptable)

[Kelly Kapowski]

i don't have any toys, just boys! and i don't really ever technically self..fornicate...myself. Different choice of wording.

[Barbara]

what..NEVER??? :O but... oh, words :cry:

[Drunkenmaster]

Yeah, I should have just asked you if you flicked your bean.

[Kelly Kapowski]

well you can't really call it fornicating if yer not stickin' anything in yer hole!


I am the queen of blamo masturbation though, next to kendra!

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Yeah, I should have just asked you if you flicked your bean.
i hate that god damned phrasing.

i just don't find inserting things into my vagina on my own all that fun. it's only fun if someone else does it, and if they happen to be from a different country!

[Barbara]

OH, right, I wasn't thinking about it like that... I guess I don't really ever fornicate myself either then, but can I be a blamo masturbation princess, O Queen? :)

[Kelly Kapowski]

i SUPPOSE, even though I remember you saying not too long ago that you don't even remember the last time you did it b/c yer b/f always does it for you!!!

Which i SUPPOSE counts, but to be a member you have to have one-on-one time with yourself at least 10 times a year, at LEAST. No exceptions!!!

[Drunkenmaster]

for·ni·ca·tion Audio pronunciation of "fornication" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fôrn-kshn)
n.

Sexual intercourse between partners who are not married to each other.

[Barbara]

yeah I did say that... but I easily do it ten times a year, probably a lot more :D I'm not sure how long ago that post was, or how long it had been when I wrote it, but if it helps, I do remember the last time now ;)

have you ever been tied up or otherwise experimented with bondage? :O

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
Which i SUPPOSE counts, but to be a member you have to have one-on-one time with yourself at least 10 times a year, at LEAST. No exceptions!!!

I thought that was going to say 10 times a week. Hell, most guys could do 10 times a day standing on their head! Of course, they'd have to have a very, very long penis to stand on their head....

[Kelly Kapowski]

No, no, no, Hohn, you misread it! And I was not concise, as usual! If a woman is having her partner doing it FOR her, that woman has to do it on her OWN at least 10 times a year, but i should make some quota for how often the man has to do it to her...also, i was going easy on Barbara. Minimally, for princess rankings, it should be at least 10 orgasms a week, with exceptions for the asexual days.


And no, Barbara, i have never experimented with bondage, nor would i care to. I have control issues and whenever someone else has control over me in any way, I get panic attacks and get angry and have the strength of an ape with no remorse.

[Drunkenmaster]

Spit or swallow?

[kendra]

Originally posted by Barbara
yeah I did say that... but I easily do it ten times a year, probably a lot more :D

Ten times a YEAR? :O

That's less than once a week! What the!

[Nick K]

ever touch a cat's privates?

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by kendra
Ten times a YEAR? :O

That's less than once a week! What the!
Your diabetes has gone to your eyes, KENDRA:
Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
No, no, no, Hohn, you misread it! And I was not concise, as usual! If a woman is having her partner doing it FOR her, that woman has to do it on her OWN at least 10 times a year, but i should make some quota for how often the man has to do it to her...also, i was going easy on Barbara. Minimally, for princess rankings, it should be at least 10 orgasms a week, with exceptions for the asexual days.

And i'd say that someone else masturbating you equals half a masturbation.

SO AGAIN, TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR:

One could be a masturbation princess even if their partners do it for them, but you STILL need to practice it on yourSELF to even qualify. I put the self-masturbation quota so low because I could see how one doesn't masturbate often b/c their sig. other does it for them all the time, and i still think that counts for something! This should be a very frequent event though to get by on this and a few self-masturbations alone. But you still need to contribute something on your own, as well, and, granted, it should be more than 10 times a year, but that was just a number that came out of no where, really. I was trying to help a sister out!

I can't believe i'm clearing up masturbation title quotas!


And i both spit and swallow, it depends on how loving/pukey i want to be.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
ever touch a cat's privates?
no, and if i did, even by accident, i think i would probably kill myself.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
asexual days.


I had one of those once!

Actually, truth be told, my sexual motivation has gone down the crapper a bit. I used to be like a slug in heat, now I'm like a slug with salt. ;(


Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
And i both spit and swallow

That's a talent!

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski

SO AGAIN, TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR:



you make total sense :cry: but I have masturbation/orgasm issues kind of, thankfully nothing near the dreaded condition I've heard that some girls suffer from where they can never ever have an orgasm, not by themselves or with anyone. surely for some this could be remidied with the right technique, but I guess not for all. But it is sort of difficult for me sometimes, technique is everything.

I didn't mean I literally masturbated ten times a year only, I don't keep track really but I sure goddamn hope it's much more than that! I tend to go in cycles, where I can do without it at all for a month or even more (this was true waaaay before CJ when I had no one to love me but me!) and then get back into it suddenly and be doing it every day, more than once, self love all the time! now though, admittedly, the annual count must have dropped, but it's more because I have very little private time to myself at home anymore, I think I've been in a bad mood on and off for months partly because of it, and I can't get off while distracted, and I've been very distracted too by a lot of stupid shit.

Also I didn't mean to imply that my boyfriend literally 'does it for me', I was talking about oral sex with that particular remark, a certain technique at oral sex actually which has made him suceed where others have failed :) ... head probably isn't the same as masturbation in most classic definitions I'm sure.. but it works... and I'm somewhat weird in that I get myself off in a different way than what I've heard most other girls talk about, the fingers/vibrator/dildo/whatever feels nice but doesn't work for me, alone or not. I think I've talked about this on blamo before actually, shit I can't remember :cry:

(edit) and so not to make this the unoffical female masturbation thread again without Bailey's permission - Bailey, what color is most prominent in your general clothing choices?

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Hi There, Am Pam

Actually, truth be told, my sexual motivation has gone down the crapper a bit. I used to be like a slug in heat, now I'm like a slug with salt. ;(

mine changes everyday, i don't know what to think :( i'm only interested in having sex in my brain with that irish fag.

oh barbara beeb, i wonder why one has orgasm issues? i am a slut and never, ever have troubles orgasming, no matter what im doing :( when i have to pee, i orgasm like 5 times just sitting there squeezing my crotch; i'm a sick, sick person. I hope you can someday masturbate a lot more often and orgasm so many times, because i wish i could bestow that gift upon all. I guess i'm just lucky, or maybe i just have a giant clitoris, aka micro penis D:

And we can talk about masturbation all we want, the only two things i know about extremely thoroughly would be shitting and masturbating, WOE IS ME, i'm telling you.

I like your question though, because i LOVE colors and i LOVE clothes. Funny you mention it, too, because today i am wearing this pink tank top with an empire waist and these ambiguous-ish white flowers, and i was wearing it at work as well, and this woman goes, "YOU'RE WEARING PINK AGAIN! That must be your color!" even though i dont remember ever seeing her 100%, but i DO wear a ton of pink, it's my fav ;(

[Barbara]

haha, awesomo...and wow, lucky, you must take longer in the bathroom that the average female population does for urination :D

[Kelly Kapowski]

lolz, no, i mostly just squirm in my chair and then hold in the orgasms and i can't breathe and my face will get real hot ;( KATE SAYS IT HAPPENS TO HER TOO, THOUGH. And when we'd go out to smoke cigs, sometimes i'd be pee-orgasming and i'd tell her ;( i miss kate, come back to me, my love!

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Barbara
you make total sense :cry: but I have masturbation/orgasm issues kind of, thankfully nothing near the dreaded condition I've heard that some girls suffer from where they can never ever have an orgasm, not by themselves or with anyone. surely for some this could be remidied with the right technique, but I guess not for all. But it is sort of difficult for me sometimes, technique is everything.

I didn't mean I literally masturbated ten times a year only, I don't keep track really but I sure goddamn hope it's much more than that! I tend to go in cycles, where I can do without it at all for a month or even more (this was true waaaay before CJ when I had no one to love me but me!) and then get back into it suddenly and be doing it every day, more than once, self love all the time! now though, admittedly, the annual count must have dropped, but it's more because I have very little private time to myself at home anymore, I think I've been in a bad mood on and off for months partly because of it, and I can't get off while distracted, and I've been very distracted too by a lot of stupid shit.

Also I didn't mean to imply that my boyfriend literally 'does it for me', I was talking about oral sex with that particular remark, a certain technique at oral sex actually which has made him suceed where others have failed :) ... head probably isn't the same as masturbation in most classic definitions I'm sure.. but it works... and I'm somewhat weird in that I get myself off in a different way than what I've heard most other girls talk about, the fingers/vibrator/dildo/whatever feels nice but doesn't work for me, alone or not. I think I've talked about this on blamo before actually, shit I can't remember :cry:

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a cold shower. :-o

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
or maybe i just have a giant clitoris, aka micro penis D:

Nevermind! No cold shower necessary. Thanks, Bay.

[kendra]

Jesus Christ, I am jealous of you, Bailey! :O I rarely have troubles bringing myself off (but I don't really like vibrators very much, unless they are REALLY powerful) . . . at any rate, I certainly can't orgasm from just any old method or squeezing myself on the pot! :D I've got like..this ONE.CERTAIN.WAY. and if it isn't that way it's not happenin'! Frustrating. I kinda wanna go to Having An Orgasm 101 or something :(

I am amused that I took Christ's name in vain in this post. That is all.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Nevermind! No cold shower necessary. Thanks, Bay.
WELCOME.

The best drunk toast EVER that i have EVER experienced EVER was, "TO DRUNK GIRLS WITH DOWNS SYNDROME AND MICRO PENISES!" I THINK I QUALIFIED AS THE LATTER!!!!1


and i can't orgasm when i'm ACTUALLY peeing, it's when i have to pee really bad and then i hold it for a while! I am a man, because whenever John would get erections he'd have to pee, and whenever i get horny, i have to pee :(

[Nick K]

are you a good dancer?

[Barbara]

Originally posted by kendra
I've got like..this ONE.CERTAIN.WAY. and if it isn't that way it's not happenin'! Frustrating.

exactly! glad someone else knows what I'm talking about :cry: I wish I was like Bailey though and could roll around in bed just GAZZING every time anything touches my giant clit!! :cry: that would be so awesome

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Originally posted by Barbara
my giant clit!! :cry:

[Leela]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
and whenever i get horny, i have to pee :(

ME TOO OMG

and I'd always have to pee after sex

On the topic of masturbation, I've discovered that after a recent purchase of a viberator, my successful masturbations have increased five fold.

[Kelly Kapowski]

Originally posted by Nick K
are you a good dancer?
Lord no, no, not at all!


Yer supppposed to pee both before AND after sex to avoid bladder infections or some shit, but i think that is totally unrealistic and fucking dumb and boring! Besides, i only pee, like, twice a day as it is!

i've never once had an unsuccessful masturbation episode, what the fuck is wrong with me!!!

[Intern Kate]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski


The best drunk toast EVER that i have EVER experienced EVER was, "TO DRUNK GIRLS WITH DOWNS SYNDROME AND MICRO PENISES!" I THINK I QUALIFIED AS THE LATTER!!!!1



that was effink awesome! remember how i puked forever that night and got mud and leaves caked allover me? that happened to be one of the scariest nights of my life, driving to find that party, somehow winding up at railroad tracks. and remember your psychic buddy?

[Gutter Glitter]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
Lord no, no, not at all!


Yer supppposed to pee both before AND after sex to avoid bladder infections or some shit, but i think that is totally unrealistic and fucking dumb and boring! Besides, i only pee, like, twice a day as it is!


I just took human sexuality and it is also supposed to help flush out various bad things, so you should. Oh, urine, so magical.

Erm, this is a question thread soooo do you believe feral children around dogs are symbolically dogs?

yeah, that doesn't make sense but its on the discovery channel right now.

Better question, do you like the drew carey show?

[Kelly Kapowski]

i have a massive effing bladder and so i dont have to pee all that often! My mom just saw that and goes, "Shit...wait..." and i was like, "WHAT!?" and she was like, "Do you..." and i was like, "what the fuck are you on about!" and she said, "I thought that said you had an infection!" and i was like, "What! What kind of infection?? a bladder?" and she was like, "YES! DO YOU?!" and i was like, "NO!!!" and she goes, "PHEW" and left the room.

Anyway, yesterday i drank a ton of water and also a ton of gin so i peed, like, 5 times! That is so much for me ;( it was so boring!

anddd i love feral children and i think they kick so much ass but i dont get that symbolic part of the question because i am an idiot.

and no to drew carey, i hate it although i hear it's quite funny.

[...Derek...]

As a former Miss Sweet Addy, do you have any beauty tips?

[Peter]

if a implies b, does not a implie not b?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

Holy shit... BLAST FROM THE PAST!!!

I'm listening to QOTSA's "Skin On Skin". Very appropriate.

Except it just switched to "Broken Box". :( Buzz kill.

[Nick K]

what do you think of fucking?

[Peter]

HOHN, that wasn't a question at all. And neither is this.

:cry:

[jas1n]

do you and kate ever get a bunch of alcohol and just mix everything together and drink it in my honor?

also, did you like guerolito? what do you think of early 90's r&b groups like SWV?

[jas1n]

something something

wow, bloomington eh?

[jas1n]

rise damn you!

[Daysleeper]

How did this thread jump from a million years ago to now?

Do not answer.

[Hi There, Am Pam]

HOHN, that wasn't a question at all. And neither is this.

:cry:

I thought the asking part of the thread was over, especially considering how old this thread is!


Ok, a question. Bailums, when you masturbate, what do you think of? Ever think of a lactating donkey? Me neither.

[...Derek...]

Ok, a question. Bailums, when you masturbate, what do you think of? Ever think of a lactating donkey? Me neither.

Geesh! You say that like it's weird to think of lactating donkies!

Whatever.

[i]

milky asses

[...Derek...]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to i again."


Brilliant! :lol:

[Divine]

oh bailz! i want to ask so many raunchy questions. since it's been a while and you haven't answered any questions in some time, i have a few.

1. when giving a bj, do you slip the finger up the guys butt? do you lick his taint?
2. when you fingerbang the orangutan, who do you think of? shaun? (good choice, btw)

3.what do you see?
http://honolulu.hawaii.edu/distance/sci122/Programs/p3/313.GIF

4. do you like it kinky in bed or just plain ol' missionary?
5. do you think some girls on the board are jealous of you? <!---insert drama--->
6. what girls are they? (i know you won't answer)
7. what is your opinion of the economy in america and what are you doing to help?