The world's dirtiest joke

[I Seeee You]

Has anyone else heard about this new movie The Aristocrats coming out? I friend sent me this South Park clip from the movie: http://www.cartmanthearistocrat.com/
and I almost peed in my pants. If the rest of the movie is anything like that, I definitely want to see it. I heard AMC has decided not to release the movie in any of its theaters. Anyone know why they did that?

[Peter]

there was a thread about this like...a long time ago. but thanks?

[Divine]

don't worry I seee you, everyone here just hates there life and wants to die. that's why they're so mean a bitter.

[Divine]

can you say blamophoria?

[Peter]

blamorphic. it's a word, look it up.

[Peter]

I broke down and bought an iPod today, paid for it with my credit card.

I've needed an iPod for years and now I have one :D I'm very happy.

[Divine]

i was implying that blamo was turning into netphoria, sir.

who cares about your iPod? who doesn't have one?

[Intern Kate]

Originally posted by danno


who cares about your iPod? who doesn't have one?

me. i keep imagining i'll magically win one.

[Kelly Kapowski]

HAY ME TOO AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I STILL GO TO FREEIPODS.NET BUT THEN IM LIKE FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!

[Peter]

Originally posted by Kelly Kapowski
HAY ME TOO AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I STILL GO TO FREEIPODS.NET BUT THEN IM LIKE FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!

for about a month now every time I go check the freeipods.com I think that the yellow circles are laughing at me :(

[Kelly Kapowski]

They ripped me off, too, because I totally completed MY offer which was super easy and with infone.com, yet they never recognized it! i couldn't be arsed into trying to fix it because i only have two friends who completed their things anyway.

[Kinbote]

I bought a Rio Nitrus several months ago, and it was okay, but ever since it got hot any time I use it for more than an hour or so it wipes its hard drive. Which I don't like one fucking bit.

[Kelly Kapowski]

never heard of it, ted.

speaking of which, ive never heard of this movie, either, but i saw this on my gossip site in case ANYONE cares:

AMC Theatres, the country's second-largest theater chain, announced Wednesday that it had chosen not to show the unrated movie The Aristocrats, which features a cast of comedians (among them: George Carlin, Phyllis Diller, Bill Maher, Chris Rock, Bob Saget, and Robin Williams) telling the same classic dirty joke, when it is released on July 29. A spokeswoman for the chain said that whenever it is offered an unrated film, its policy is to send it to corporate offices in Kansas City for approval or rejection. She said that AMC Film Group Chairman Dick Walsh made the decision not to show it. "We've made a business decision and evaluated all the factors and we will stick with that decision," she added. However Jeff Sackman, the president and CEO of ThinkFilm, which is distributing the movie, called AMC's decision an act of censorship. "The real problem is somebody is deciding on a personal basis what's appropriate and what isn't," Sackman told Reuters.

[Kinbote]

Has anyone actually seen these Aristocrat jokes? Unless they're supposed to be funny because they're not funny, they're not very funny.

[Daysleeper]

Originally posted by danno
i was implying that blamo was turning into netphoria, sir.

who cares about your iPod? who doesn't have one?

i don't have an iPod...can't be arsed with having one...all I see now is people with white headphones calling out to the muggers...

[Fab]

Originally posted by Daysleeper
all I see know is people with white headphones calling out to the muggers... it was partly for this reason and partly because the ipod headphones are shit that i went and bought a normal set of black headphones for mine.

[sleepy sinner]

I'm confused about ipods. Don't they only have one battery that can't be recharged so when it dies you have to be plugged into electricity to use it? It's not portable? Cos that doesn't sound all that great to me. Or can you replace the battery?

[Fab]

Originally posted by sleepy sinner
I'm confused about ipods. Don't they only have one battery that can't be recharged so when it dies you have to be plugged into electricity to use it? It's not portable? Cos that doesn't sound all that great to me. Or can you replace the battery? officially, when your battery doesn't hold its charge anymore, you send it off to apple/take it to an apple store and they replace it. The thing is, that way costs a fortune, so you can just do a google search or something and find loads of websites who sell replacement batteries with instructions on how to do it yourself, you invalidate the warrenty but it's a ton cheaper.

[jas1n]

Originally posted by Daysleeper
i don't have an iPod...can't be arsed with having one...all I see now is people with white headphones calling out to the muggers...

yeah, i've been hearing a lot about people getting killed for their iPods and then the people taking them keep them. fucking crazy. those earphones are shit anyways, i think i threw mine out.

[I Seeee You]

Hey all,
Now is finally our opportunity to show what we are made of, we can be Aristocrats!
Check out this cool contest:

http://www.thearistocrats.com/beanaristocrat.php

[Kris Klam]

Dude mans, I have an IRiver, it makes the Ipod look like shit! SHIT!

[Jackal]

I thought my ipod was charged, but it's not, that fucking cocksucker! Little white piece of shit. I own you! Nothing, fucking, nothing, no green light, no amber light, no red light!

"Choke yourself Private Pile!"

[jas1n]

Originally posted by I Seeee You
Hey all,
Now is finally our opportunity to show what we are made of, we can be Aristocrats!
Check out this cool contest:

http://www.thearistocrats.com/beanaristocrat.php

eat a dick, street teamer.