You're Not Going To Believe Who Karen Elson Got Married To!

[Firefly]

OH MY GOD! Karen Elson got married to JACK WHITE! :eek:

I'm soo glad that it didn't last between her and James. She was obviously after a rock star boyfriend then the actual person. First James, then Pajo and now Jack. She'll probably have him produce her next album...poor sucker! :-p

http://www.kittyradio.com/soapbox/showthread.php?t=357254

['v come for you]

yes. wow.

[Firefly]

I know! I didn't even know they were dating.

[kendra]

Ew. Her taste in men (and music?) has steadily declined, I see.

[i]

I like the White Stripes.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

I have no faith in medicine. :(

[kendra]

Originally posted by i
I like the White Stripes.

I like you.

[Bram]

i thought jack white married his drummer?

[Shabba D]

ha dee ha.

who is karen elson out of interest?

[Kahlo]

the same question comes to mind.

[Liam-M]

Originally posted by Bram
i thought jack white married his drummer?

iwwwwww
incest!

and i think shes a model

[i]

Originally posted by kendra
I like you.

:bop:

[Firefly]

Originally posted by Shabba D
ha dee ha.

who is karen elson out of interest?

Karen Elson is James' ex-girlfriend. They dated for over two years I think. He also produced her album.
Has anyone heard any songs from her album? I haven't. I heard it's like washed out Mazzy Star.

[Mmmegs]

What I think is funny is that not only did Jack White marry Karen Elson (James' ex), but Jack also used to date Marcie Bolen fron Von Bondies, who if I'm not mistakes might have had something going on with James.

A Jack and James love triangle...hmmmmmm

[Firefly]

Originally posted by Mmmegs
What I think is funny is that not only did Jack White marry Karen Elson (James' ex), but Jack also used to date Marcie Bolen fron Von Bondies, who if I'm not mistakes might have had something going on with James.

A Jack and James love triangle...hmmmmmm

Does James know where his penis is traveling?
:lol: :pinkeleph: :dance: :bop:

This is sooo much FUN! :-D

[Mmmegs]

The hardest button to button.....ON HIS PANTS!!!! :crazy:

[kendra]

D:

[Firefly]

Originally posted by kendra
D:

What are you shocked about? You've heard me say stranger things.

[Firefly]

Originally posted by Mmmegs
The hardest button to button.....ON HIS PANTS!!!! :crazy:

:lol:

[kendra]

Originally posted by Firefly
What are you shocked about? You've heard me say stranger things.

I guess I just liked James's pants in a more innocent time :cry:

[Firefly]

Originally posted by kendra
I guess I just liked James's pants in a more innocent time :cry:

AHHHHHHH, Kendra. :darn: I'm sure James's pants will go back to be innocent when he finds the right girl.

Group Hug! :grouphug:

[Mmmegs]

LoL, you guys are hillarious. I've been lurking here for quite a while and I always crack up whenever I come over.

:dance:

[Telegram Sam]

heh

[Firefly]

I hope some journalist is brave enough to ask him in his next interview what he thinks about Karen getting married to Jack. I'm dying to know.

Oh and I tried to post on the Pajo board about Karen getting married to Jack and the moderater deleted it immediately and private messaged me how wrong it was to bring up his ex-girlfriend. :rolleyes: I think Pajo should be able to talk for himself and not let some control freak moderater delete everything she decides inapproprite. Be a man Pajo, Be a man! :pissed:
I needed to get that off my chest.

[kendra]

Darn those cantankerous moderators!

[Liam-M]

Originally posted by Firefly
and private messaged me how wrong it was to bring up his ex-girlfriend.

weird. thats like kendra or will deleting anything darcy related on this board.

EDIT: or karen elson for that matter

[kendra]

I raaaaaarely delete/close anything. I even give the "JAMES IZ GAY LOL" threads consideration (if it's actually a serious discussion? I don't know if that's ever happened, but in theory, y'know..) Anyway usually the only things that go are threads that are totally unrelated AND meanspirited, or advert threads, or threads related to TSP but not to James - like Billy Corgan threads. If you're gonna talk about Billy Corgan, at least tie it into James cos the Bollz has his own board up one link. How lazy do you gotta be mmkay. I guess I wasn't so much like that around 4 or 5 years ago when the community on this particular board was stronger - then the topics got more general. But these days it has a narrower focus & a smaller reading population so I'm a little more Hitler.

[denial twist]

the white stripes are amazing musicians who should be praised more as much as god, if not more so. and this is coming from a christian. and as for karen elson, she is a pretty girl, and as much as i do fancy jack, i am not jealous, because it seems as if he's very happy with her. so i'm angry at all you haters right now.:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Liam-M]

Originally posted by denial twist
the white stripes are amazing musicians who should be praised more as much as god, if not more so. and this is coming from a christian.

Lady, you ok??!
(i'm assuming youre a female, although you could be a gay male, but thats not the main focus here)
the stripes are ok imo, but not worthy of being praised like rock gods or whathave you

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Originally posted by denial twist
and this is coming from a christian. your point being?

[The Tourist]

But Jack and Meg are ultra4God too! That is the point, don't you see? Good time music for good faith guys 'n' gals!
Um.
To put to rest the whole Jack/Meg brother/sister/exhusband/wife thing... they used to be married. 'tis fact for all you factoid deltoid muso lotharios. Um.

[sotherbee]

Originally posted by denial twist
the white stripes are amazing musicians who should be praised more as much as god, if not more so. and this is coming from a christian.

not a very good one apparently

[Drunkenmaster]

Originally posted by denial twist
the white stripes are amazing musicians who should be praised more as much as god, if not more so. and this is coming from a christian. and as for karen elson, she is a pretty girl, and as much as i do fancy jack, i am not jealous, because it seems as if he's very happy with her. so i'm angry at all you haters right now.:mad: :mad: :mad: Oh, dear...

[Liam-M]

Originally posted by Drunkenmaster
Oh, dear...

yeah. praised more than god or the same as is just silly. she's over the top obsessed. she's saying that meg is an amazing musician also, which is funny, because it doesnt show