open letters to those who won't read them.... the III

[nikita]

Dear Sweetaddy,


Here is the new 'open letters' thread...


I hope it doesn't disappoint :heart:


xo

[nikita]

Dear Cam,


I needed this thread just because I was thinking of you... I miss you lots...

I wish you hadn't left us...


xo
:heart:

[heavymetalmouthagain]

Dearest Guppy,
You're the shit! the bomb! the queen fucking bee!
Yours Truly,
Bill

[Mi-shells]

dear people im racing against on saturday...

i'm going to kick your ass...no, not really. im going to get last place, just dont laugh TOO much.
thx.

-michelle

[claireee]

Dear Professor Nadon,

If you really expected me to read Book I of Plato's Republic for class tomorrow when we just had a test on the Apology of Socrates and Crito yesterday (with some quite unfair questions, if you ask me), you were sorely sorely mistaken. Not even your Wes Anderson glasses and mismatched pants and suit jackets could persuade me to do more than read the Sparknotes this time.

Love,
Claire!

[meepmeep]

Dear S,

I enjoy hanging out with you, even though you are dating some guy now, and somehow it hasn't dawned on you that I had a huge crush on you (or if it did you didn't have same feelings). Whatever, I guess it's all selfish bs anyway.

-j
------

Dear no one,

I'm sure you're out there ready to engage in a nothing that goes nowhere leaving things in a chasm of disappointment and frustration. Wanno go see a movie?

-J

[nikita]

Dear Joel,

Thanks for letting me start this thread...

even though it turns out the old one still exists :-o


you're :cool:


xo

[Mi-shells]

dear Great Wraps in Plantation Florida,

your wraps are not great. they actually suck, lots.

-michelle

--------------------------------------------------

dear D.E.

i kinda wish you weren't so quiet. i also wish you didn't live so far. i want to play halo2 with you. maybe even some diablo 2. i've never liked anyone like this before, i just want you to know that.

-M.K.

[classicalangel]

Dear B.,
I'm really nervous about Sunday. I hope I don't do anything stupid and totally embarass myself around you. I also hope you're as nice as you seem...I don't think I can deal with another jerk.

[trucker's atlas]

dear new open letters thread,

hi. nice to meet you! i hope your stay here at sweet addy goes as well as your predecessor's did.

i must admit, however, that i miss your predecessor. a lot. but more than that, i miss the reasons, sentiments, feelings that made me come to that thread in the first place.

i don't find myself feeling that way too much these days, though. maybe it is time for a new start after all.

your new friend,
-renae

[Cacophony]

dear lungs,
i'm sorry i have abused you so much lately... not allowing you to recover from illness before attacking you with cigarettes. the sad part is that i quit smoking many months ago except for special occasions. i've been having too many special occasions lately. :darn:

-c

[armada]

dear attention span,

why must you always be so short? how do you expect me to ever get anything done around here? you know, we really need to cooperate, i've got my master's thesis and...

ooooooh, spider solitaire! what a brilliant idea! :D

[Sound_of_Silence]

Dear K,
I love you, unfortunately I think you hate me. :(

[anti]

dear clock,

goddamnit - its friday. can't ya speed things up just a little bit?

xo - k.


---------------------------------

dear head,

please stop pounding - or i swear ill drown you in alcohol until you have no choice.

cheers! - k.

[trucker's atlas]

dear you,

please call me back this time.

please.

xo,
-r (possibly still the p.?)

[Postcard]

Dear Sarah,

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE GEORDIE MARK!!?? I'm THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAYS!!! ARRGHHHH""HHHGHGGHHGHASGHGHGHHGGHH

Yours faithfully,

Mike.

P.S = Sorry for poking you in the eye last night.

[charlie]

dear ebayer

alex totally had that mic citys sons lp for me and then you took it away! you broke both of our hearts. we deserperatly tried to get it back from u but you were too rich.

precious! precious!

:cry:

sadly, charlie

[kim]

dear you,

it would have been nice if you'd answered. i don't mean much, just an "ok" would have done it. i don't deserve that, i know, but it would have been nice.

yours,
me

[Canary Yellow]

Originally posted by meepmeep
Dear S,

I enjoy hanging out with you, even though you are dating some guy now, and somehow it hasn't dawned on you that I had a huge crush on you (or if it did you didn't have same feelings). Whatever, I guess it's all selfish bs anyway.

-j
------

Dear no one,

I'm sure you're out there ready to engage in a nothing that goes nowhere leaving things in a chasm of disappointment and frustration. Wanno go see a movie?

-J

"chasm of disappointment and frustration"....sounds like someone's life I know :darn:

[alexandra]

Originally posted by charlie
dear ebayer

alex totally had that mic citys sons lp for me and then you took it away! you broke both of our hearts. we deserperatly tried to get it back from u but you were too rich.

precious! precious!

:cry:

sadly, charlie dear asshole ebayer-

THAT WAS GOING TO BE PART OF CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT YOU GODDAMN DOUCHEBAG.

I don't care who you are, that's just downright mean. He needs it :cry: and I need to give it to him. :cry:

AND WHAT'S WITH THE BIDDING $75 at the last second!?!?!?

:hate: / :cry: / :(

[alexandra]

p.s. - YOU SUCK.


:cry: alexandra

[kim]

Originally posted by alexandra
dear asshole ebayer-

THAT WAS GOING TO BE PART OF CHARLIE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT YOU GODDAMN DOUCHEBAG.

I don't care who you are, that's just downright mean. He needs it :cry: and I need to give it to him. :cry:

AND WHAT'S WITH THE BIDDING $75 at the last second!?!?!?

:hate: / :cry: / :(

snipers! i hate that! they lurk till the last second and then they....snipe you. :pissed:

[the romanticist]

dear derek

why did you say you were gay... and then call me lots... and then made out with me... and then never called me again.

just curious...

lady H.

[the grobe]

Originally posted by HELLA HEATHER
dear derek

why did you say you were gay... and then call me lots... and then made out with me... and then never called me again.

just curious...

lady H.

God. For some reason I am smelling an alias...

[the romanticist]

Originally posted by the grobe
God. For some reason I am smelling an alias...


...what do you mean? ...:therock:

[such_a_zero]

Dear Beethoven, Mozart, Schubert, Chopin, Brahms, Bach, Bruckner, Mahler, Schumann, Liszt, Dvorak, and other classical music geniuses of yore,

Thank you for your glorious amazing work. :love:

- such a

[Postcard]

Originally posted by such_a_zero
Dear Beethoven, Mozart, Schubert, Chopin, Brahms, Bach, Bruckner, Mahler, Schumann, Liszt, Dvorak, and other classical music geniuses of yore,

Thank you for your glorious amazing work. :love:

- such a


Dear Schostakovich,

I'm sure Such a zero missed you out accidentally, don't take it personal - your still my favourite.

Yours mournfully

Mike

P.S The eighth string quartet in C minor was awesome.

[kim]

Originally posted by such_a_zero
Dear Beethoven, Mozart, Schubert, Chopin, Brahms, Bach, Bruckner, Mahler, Schumann, Liszt, Dvorak, and other classical music geniuses of yore,

Thank you for your glorious amazing work. :love:

- such a

:D

ooo, don't forget Gabriel Faure! :love: Requiem & Pavane.

and Tchaikovsky! 1st Piano Concerto.....:D

ooo and Britten's Magnificat.

(sorry...i get carried away) :-o

[pokey]

dear p,

now that I've done the task analysis, will you please quit threatening to remove my staff? you are an evil person.
sincerely,
your nemesis

[the romanticist]

dear john kerns

you are my favourite "fun-times" bassist... i can't wait to see you play on tuesday.

glad you've joined RBIRS

H.

[cowardlylion]

dear shadow,
thank you for keeping my feet warm
you are the best dog
xo

[pokey]

Originally posted by cowardlylion
dear shadow,
thank you for keeping my feet warm
you are the best dog
xo

I know a great dog named shadow too! :D

[the romanticist]

Originally posted by cowardlylion
dear shadow,
thank you for keeping my feet warm
you are the best dog
xo

everyone laughs at me when i say or do it but... i like to stick my feet in my dogs armpits. they are THE warmest place of all :-D

don't make fun of me...:-o

[Lala]

Dear Biggie-
I'm sorry I ignore you. I just realised you are looking depressed at my feet and I totally didn't know.
XO
ps- this does not mean I will be paying you more attention

Dear silly drunk ones,
Be gentle. just tell me my dress is nice.
XO

Dear scanner,
STOP FREEZING MY COMPUTER YOU USELESS ASSHOLE!
hate.

[Lala]

Dear Stanislavski-
Damn you for reinforcing the need for rehearsal. :mad:
- a generation of frustrated students

[cowardlylion]

Originally posted by HELLA HEATHER
everyone laughs at me when i say or do it but... i like to stick my feet in my dogs armpits. they are THE warmest place of all :-D

don't make fun of me...:-o

dear heather

i am definately gonna make fun of you..

*keeps information stored in back of mind*


xo

[such_a_zero]

Originally posted by Mike Paco D
Dear Schostakovich,

I'm sure Such a zero missed you out accidentally, don't take it personal - your still my favourite.

Yours mournfully

Mike

P.S The eighth string quartet in C minor was awesome. I always forget those Russian types--Shostakovich, Stravinsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, etc. (I don't know if they're actually russian haha) I am not familiar with the 8th string quartet...I'll have to get it on eBay.

Originally posted by kim




ooo, don't forget Gabriel Faure! Requiem & Pavane.

and Tchaikovsky! 1st Piano Concerto.....

ooo and Britten's Magnificat.

(sorry...i get carried away)
i absolutely love tchaikovsky's piano concerto. from the opening chords to the finale...amazing.

i've heard of faure but am not familiar with any of his work. if you live in the philly region, the philadelphia orchestra is playing faure's pelias and melisande and beethoven's piano concerto no. 1 (with martha agerich on piano!!) april 7th through 9th. here (http://www.philorch.org/cgi-bin/display_event.fcg?org_id=2;event_id=1600;id=879CBFDB:151.92282;file=poa02e_eventdetail.ttml;cur_month=0) for info.

[Cacophony]

dear hacking cough,

you have overstayed your welcome. :hate:

-candice

[wow&flutter]

Dear Candice,


I'll stay as long as I wish, godammit!


-Hacking Cough, Esq.

[bellefleur]

dear stomach,
please don't throw up. sorry i ate too much junk food tonight.
-me


dear t,
that was really stupid. shoplifting is for losers. you are not loser. people close to you are gossiping about you. i will not gossip about you because i care about you, even though you probably think i am a loser. you are smarter than you think you are.
-me

[unsteel]

dear p.,

sorry i couldn't call back last night. i always lose signal right around north wilkesboro when i'm scaling the mountain. i may not get a chance to call this evening, because i still have no signal, and my long distance calling card has expired. i'll call tomorrow when i'm on my way back to the piedmont, or once i get there.

hope i haven't disappointed you too much yet again...

xo,
t.


dear sweetaddy,

how've you been?
sorry i've been out of touch.
i gotta get my computer fixed.
it'll be awhile til i see you again...
i'm at my parents' now, and they're the only people whose pc i feel comfortable using, having pretty much alienated all my friends in the past few months.
anyway, take care of yourself.

xo,
unsteel


dear 28,

i sure hope you're better than 27.

i guess i'm glad to see you.

let's not fight.

:heart:

xo,
me

[El Scorcho]

Dear Money,
Grow on trees. There was a show at the black cat last night. I stayed in michigan and got drunk instead of going to see one of my favorite bands and hanging out with my best friend (my hot best friend).

Later, Dude
xo jim

[trucker's atlas]

dear t (though i don't know how i really feel about calling you that),

i explained myself on your voicemail. it's so hard to try and then when i do, i lose, every time.

story of my life.

i hope your birthday is wonderful, and i hope i didn't leave toooo many drunken messages on your vm last night. :-o

i miss you.

xo,
p.

[kim]

Originally posted by such_a_zero
I always forget those Russian types--Shostakovich, Stravinsky, Rimsky-Korsakov, etc. (I don't know if they're actually russian haha) I am not familiar with the 8th string quartet...I'll have to get it on eBay.


i absolutely love tchaikovsky's piano concerto. from the opening chords to the finale...amazing.

i've heard of faure but am not familiar with any of his work. if you live in the philly region, the philadelphia orchestra is playing faure's pelias and melisande and beethoven's piano concerto no. 1 (with martha agerich on piano!!) april 7th through 9th. here (http://www.philorch.org/cgi-bin/display_event.fcg?org_id=2;event_id=1600;id=879CBFDB:151.92282;file=poa02e_eventdetail.ttml;cur_month=0) for info.

thanks for the info. unfortunately, i live nowhere near philly. :darn: (charleston, south carolina)
but it's nice to talk classical/choral music with someone here. :cheers:

[Sound_of_Silence]

Dear Rufus and Brutus,
You are the best rats ever (besides Penelope...R.I.P) You are so adorable and I love it when you crawl into my armpit, it tickles :-D
-R

[Lala]

dear A-
ooooh thankyou. I feel so ridiculous but I had fun and I hope we cross paths again. You were so sweet in your trashedness.
-Lani

Dear Niki-
I've been kissed now. :-o
-La

[nikita]

Dear La,

:O!!!!

That is so exciting!

Was it magical?

My first kiss was in a game of truth or dare... there was no magic abound that night :grump:

Thanks for telling me! :heart:

xo
Niki

[nikita]

Dear Lincoln,

Happy Birthday!

I hope 28 is great... and every year after that too :heart:

xo
Niki



Dear Mom,

No more fighting, k? you're driving me insane... and I don't have the money to move out...

xo
me

[Lala]

niki-
haha. magical wouldn't really be the word. It was okay. drunken. Apparently he's a nice guy. He seemed to like English and Maths and the Beatles and he said he catches my bus and I have great boobs. I can't remember whether I gave him my number or not. See now why I feel ridiculous. :rolleyes:
<3

[Lala]

Hey Lincoln.
Happy freaking birthday
:party:

[nikita]

Dear Lani,

well, I say he gets +50 for liking the Beatles and the boobs comment ;)

Here's to many more kisses in the future :cheers:

xo
Niki

[Lala]

:-*
xo

[pokey]

Dear teri-
no one can believe you are still alive. you are a miracle, seeing you tonight and not smoking or drinking just blew my mind. I hope that this third brush with death doesn't make death think he's got you next time. it would be too soon for you anyway.

I'm afraid you won't eat enough, so I'll be coming by but I won't be supporting you financially anymore. it's been a year and a month and everything has changed.

[Prosp.]

Dear Shiny Shoed Gentleman Whom Shops On Thursday Evenings,

Thank you very much for waiting until 9:50 every thursday before coming to buy hundreds of bottles of beer and wine after i've just spent the last hour tidying them up and mopping the floor.

You bastard.

Chris.

[unsteel]

dear niki and mulchy,

thanks, kids.

:grouphug:

xo,
lincoln

[floatingdown]

dear lincoln,

happy birthday-i hope 28 is your best year ever.

dear mulch!

that is so exciting! wishing you many more kisses with many more wonderful boys in the future (haha..that sounds weird but you know what i mean)


dear person who hit and ran my car last week!

why did you have to do that? i'm sure you didn't have insurance or something and i'm trying to remember that...

dear life,

okay, enough is enough. i've had too much bad lucky lately, and i really am trying. come on, throw me a break...i'm really ready for something good here..


xo,
me

[classicalangel]

dear male population at large,
I don't get it. am I not attractive enough? too quiet or something? why do all the nice guys only want me as friends. I'd make an awsome girlfriend for someone, if you could get past the tiredness and the shyness. thank you for giving me another opportunity to stay home and eat ice cream on valentine's day. maybe one day I'll find one of you that is perfect.

[Paul Newman]

Dear weekend,

Stay with me baby. Just one more night. What am I to you? Just a weekend fling, weekend? Please, stay just a little longer.

Love,

L.B.N.

p.s. See you next weekend?

[cowardlylion]

dear lincoln,

did your parents happen to give you this name soley because of the day you are born? or is it a coincidense?

[trucker's atlas]

dear cowardlylion,

since mr lincoln doesn't really have internet access anymore, i can only say that if i'm remembering correctly, it is also a family name. and also a happy coincidence. he can tell you for sure, just nobody knows when he'll be back to sweetaddy again. i know he checks the board when he can.

i think his name is the first thing i ever really asked him about. :heart:

:)

xo
-renae

[Cacophony]

dear s,
i know tomorrow is going to be hard for you. i wish there was something i could do. i'd like to say i wish i could hold you, but that would just be me, being selfish. i hate all of the people in your life who have hurt you and brought you to this point. you don't deserve the pain and mistrust you feel. if you gave me a chance, i would show you that i can be good to you...

-your wannabe valentine

[frankenweeny]

....you....

....that was totally unnecessary.......and kinda insulting......

...why'd you say it???....

[El Scorcho]

Dear Valentine's Day,
Get Fucked.

xo jim

[Postcard]

Originally posted by El Scorcho
Dear Valentine's Day,
Get Fucked.

xo jim


Dear Valentine's Day

DON'T GET FUCKED...

... I won't be, why should you?


Not your's,

Mike

[Postcard]

*bows*

Thankyou, glad you like my witty reparte'

[nikita]

Dear Cam...


I looked for you today. It was lovely and sunny outside and a perfect day for a visit. But I didn't find where they put you. That silly place is like a maze! And the ground was all muddy and I didn't want to walk all over everyone else's places (I'm sure you understand). I really wanted to talk to you. I've never visited someone close to me in a place like that, I thought maybe it would be nice. But it was lovely... there were birds everywhere and it was very warm. I feel nice now anyway, like maybe you knew I was there :)

I miss you lots, even though I guess we weren't that close... sometimes I think I make things up in my head about you, and how good of friends we were. But I also think maybe we were just "kindred spirits" of sorts, and that we didn't really need to get that close. But that just brings up more questions... so I'll leave it at that.


xo
:heart:

[the brew]

dear paul,

you lost your wife a weeka nd a half ago. that is alot for someone to deal with, especially someone trying to keep their business running and raise two kids alone.

but you were so nice and thoughtful to bring in flowers for all your employees on valentines day. it was a very sweet surprise!

so thanks for being :yes:

your slavish employee,
brew

ps. did you get a whiff of tammy's "perfume"? D: i didn't even think they made jean nate anymore! D:

[inertia!]

Dear Philip Pullman,

please write some more books. I am addicted. But don't worry, you know I love you for your mind!

[Cacophony]

dear heart,

quit yer whinin'! :hate: :hate: :hate:

sincerely,
ms b

[meepmeep]

dear king crimson

thanks for making 'in the court of the crimson king' for it is the coolness.

-me

[Cold Discovery]

Dear General Manager,

It's been grieving me much that you won't let me have any time off, unpaid or otherwise. I, like you, have family who would like to see me. I just have the misfortune of the fact that they all live in Texas or Alabama or somewhere else quite far from Chicago. Give me a break, as in a week or so off, so I can see some of them.
This nonsense of asking the district manager for the time off has to be against company policy. You really have to slow down with the micromanagement.
Oh yes, and time off so I can get my broken wisdom tooth removed would be nice, too. I won't be much help to the store drugged on codeine and swollen to hell for a week. Being humane won't jeopardize your position.
Please try and be more approachable concerning these very reasonable requests.

B.

[Postcard]

Women of the world,

take over, cuz if you don't the world will come to an end, and it won't take long. Oh, and leave me be, you don't want me.

Mike,

[classicalangel]

dear flu,
please go away. haven't you tortured me long enough? i'd really appreciate it.

-holly

[jmrcrash]

dear Anna,


i hope you know that for the last 2 weeks ive been going to the same park we made love in and sat by the stream you told me symbolized our love. I still dont get it.

Jmr

[the grobe]

Dear New Dreadie Girl In Produce Dept,

I'm hot. You're hot. We keep making eyes. I'd love to come over and ask you out, but I am slightly intimidated by you. I found out that basically everyone we work with knows I have a crush on you. Do you?

[Barbara]

Dear Dreadie Girl in Produce Dept:

If you have a crush on the grobe will you let him touch your melons and give you a banana?

AH HA FRUIT HUMOR! :smelly:

[nikita]

Dear Lani,

I'm not sure how much longer I'm going to be able to stay awake and I would really like to hear about you HOT date tonight!

So please humor me :-*


xo
Niki

[Matty,Oh?]

Dear Flu

HA!! I kicked you're ass!! SUCK IT! YEAHH!!!! (cough, wheez cough cough...)

I think I need to go lie down for a while.

Matt

[Anti-Wilky]

Garret the Ferret

[buffawuffa]

Hey there Pete- I'm sorry I missed the moment. Looking back, it was so beautiful and perfect, and at the time, I knew it. But I ended up thinking too much, and I missed it. So now I guess we've both moved on, but I'll always wonder "what if..." And that's what I deserve, right? I bought Gatsby for you--does that make up for it?

[Eliana]

-Interpol, thanks for giving me something to dance too, and for making exercise a wee bit easier.


-Zumper, shut up and find yourself another girl. One that is preferably me, and not Bekahboo.


-Sku, I hope you're okay, and I really care about you, but yer gonna need to let yourself be helped before I can do anything for you. In the meantime, do whatever you can for yourself that doesn't end up hurting you, and just appreciate our love for you, even when it seems like it doesn't matter.


-Finn, I think it's kinda cute that you're going through your "Cher phase".


-Illy, if yer mad at me, I'd prefer it if you just told me nicely what upset you instead of acting like das bitch and finding cheap, unrelated shots at whatever I do. :lame:


-Parents, lend me your children- I need the money.


-My own parents, please stop.

[heavymetalmouthagain]

J.C.
Thank you so very much for what you did.
L.B.

[Broke]

Originally posted by British_Rockstar
Dear Karin,
Thanks for always being there for me. You really are my best friend. I miss you, and it's been like what... four hours? I bet you never thought I'd post that up here. I'll take the opportunity then. I love you.
XO :love:


Dear George W. Bush,
I'd like to take this opportunity as well to thank you for being re-elected by Jesus and helping to usher in the new Apocalypse and the Second Coming of Our Lord and the "Facts of Life" Reunion (including a special appearance by George Clooney who played the janitor for a while) and also to bow my head in prayer and... to say...

Fuck You.
(Snakes and poison to you, ass hole)
:snake: :finger: :fu:

Dear Me,
It's a good thing you left Karin that sweet message, though she may never see it, 'cause someone sure as hell saw that second one and you're probably on your way to a secret military prison now reserved for dissenters and unwed mothers. Learn to shut up next time.
Peace! :rant:
wtf?

[loveishell7]

Originally posted by Broke
wtf?

Dear broke,
how many times have i wanted to ask you this same question...

i hope there are better days ahead.

good luck.

[Anti-Wilky]

Dear SweetAddy...

YOU SHALL BE DESTROYED! THE ANTI-WILKY HAS DEEMED IT SO!

Love,
The Anti-Wilky

[solveig]

dear trolls
you're a drag
you know that?

[solveig]

dear aaron,
where the hell
is that thread?

[33_1/3]

Way to go. You took me for the fool i was. Now I am wiser and you are jsut sick in the head. Even if you are acting, you are too old to have your parents bail you out of the clinker.

And you do not work for the cia. Don't call me anymore and for crist sakes look at your calendar from time to time!

Love always,
sucker.

[33_1/3]

Originally posted by Cold Discovery
Dear General Manager,

It's been grieving me much that you won't let me have any time off, unpaid or otherwise. I, like you, have family who would like to see me. I just have the misfortune of the fact that they all live in Texas or Alabama or somewhere else quite far from Chicago. Give me a break, as in a week or so off, so I can see some of them.
This nonsense of asking the district manager for the time off has to be against company policy. You really have to slow down with the micromanagement.
Oh yes, and time off so I can get my broken wisdom tooth removed would be nice, too. I won't be much help to the store drugged on codeine and swollen to hell for a week. Being humane won't jeopardize your position.
Please try and be more approachable concerning these very reasonable requests.

B.

Do you and I work at the same crappy place? Amen.

[nikita]

dear history narrative,

you are very silly and i fear that i won't get you done until tuesday, causing ten points to be taken off of your final grade because you were due yesterday

you suck :no:

sincerely,
the girl whose brain is mush :grump:

[TheLawOfMurphy]

Dear Ro-Po guy...

Thank you very much for finding that nook to sleep on your job. I probably wasn't supposed to break into the music building and play piano, but you graciously didn't mind.

Also, thanks for leaving that one handicapped entrance open, lest my journey be for naught.

Thanks again...

- Andy

[33_1/3]

Dear Cosmic Ruler:
Please give me the good karma I have been patiently waiting for. No good deeds here have gone unpunished for about a year.
Yours in Good Faith, jenny

[TheLawOfMurphy]

Originally posted by kauai80
dear history narrative,

you are very silly and i fear that i won't get you done until tuesday, causing ten points to be taken off of your final grade because you were due yesterday

you suck :no:

sincerely,
the girl whose brain is mush :grump:


Slackers unite :)

[tiah]

dear windows media player,
thanks for being installed already and playing the cd. good job!

[cowardlylion]

dear lil' jon,

why is your song in my head?

xo
me

[Lala]

Dear Elena,
I really like you, you Shins-loving Leprechaun, but please let me have him.

[claireee]

Dear Eric,

I am pathetic. I just spent a lot of time reading through old entries of Annie's blog to see if she mentioned you. I haven't seen you in forever and I know I totally blew my chance to date you when I didn't give you my number that day but I can't help thinking about you sometimes. You rank very high on my list of coolest people I've ever met and I just really hope that I see you again someday.

Sincerely,
Claire

[Jeanette]

Dear Sunny Dog,
I had your balls lopped off a few weeks ago and yet you continue to mount things - please stop mounting things - it's deeply bothersome. Also, stop trying to eat the contents of Mr.Kitty's litter box - ugh!

[El Scorcho]

Dear Mr. Zentera,
I really like your class. Please show up next monday, ass.

also

GET RID OF MY COMPOSITION TEACHER!!! SHE IS HORRIBLE. NOOOOO
I HATE HER SO MUCH

so so much.


whatevs,
jim

[Postcard]

Dear Cat,
Please don't think its weird that the Cd I made for that has out River Data collection photo's on it also has a shit load of Elliott Smith songs and a few pictures. I just thought you'd like him (cuz you have a heart that beats warm) and that a whole CD with 10 Jpegs is a waste, so why not? you know? anyway, i hope you like it - it's too early in our "relationship" to tell you this now so obviously i'm going to have to sweat it out until you bring it up on Wednesday.

Mike

[cowardlylion]

dear pauly shore,
what were you doing at that girls sweet sixteen party.. just wondering.

xo

[claireee]

Dear Business Office,

I don't know why the check you sent me was for $887 instead of $750. And I don't really care. This $137 plus my tax return is going to finance my future purchase of a digital camera.

<3<3<3<3<3
Claire

[kaesrya]

Dear parents,

Please stop telling me about all the jobs that will be big in 4 years. Please stop fluctuating between wanting me to go to an ivy-league school and wanting me to go to state school so it costs less money. I am very confused, and my head hurts, and I was under the impression that not knowing what I want to do with my life was okay. I thought that was what college is for. Well, thanks, I guess.

Katie

[33_1/3]

Dear GC:
You're an ass. I wish I had something good to say about you after all these years. You're a sorry excuse for a phony who's run away from home at too old of an age and then has the nerve to sporadically hurl insults via at the friends you have left behind. I am no longer your friend. And your website sucks. Stay where you are and don't come back!
—Lily

Dear Chloe:
I'm sorry I let you go. Will you ever forgive me? I'm such a bad mommy. You're in good hands I know. I know you can't even read. But I miss you!!!
Meow,
—Lily

[armada]

dear old sweetaddy crush,

recently some things have come to light, and i'm afraid i'm going to have to let you go. i'm sorry. it's been fun while it lasted, though! :-*

wish you all the best,
a.


dear everyone else,

i am now accepting applications for the position of new sweetaddy crush. you may apply in any way you think appropriate, but don't expect to ever hear back about the status of your application! ;)

thanks in advance,
a.

[Sound_of_Silence]

Dear me,
Why must you always procrastinate? You always do this and then get all stressed out, yet never learn to stop procrastinating...:darn:

[Cold Discovery]

Dear Grim Reaper,

Cut the shit. Leave some good people behind. Now you've taken Hunter S. Thompson, you bastard. Were things getting dull on the other side? You have taken too many great people in the last few years. Some I knew, some I didn't, but all the same, their departures have made the world more depressing. I can't take much more of your recent greed. Tsunamis, terrorism, war, suicide, etc....you're one busy, happy fucker. Take a vacation!

[jmrcrash]

dear anna

im doing it i hope your happy i'm erasing you...

I cant believe you did this to me first

i wont remeber you in the morning



oh wait yeah i will

[Ghostdog]

dear self,

you rock

[anti]

dearest muse,

even when sulky clouds hang wet and low over the windows of your castle in the sky, the view is still spectacular.

dont forget that.


(keep livin' the good life)


(and if you mention a "better half" again im gonna lose it for real. please, be kind to lil old laydees.)

warmfuzzies (xo),

me

[solveig]

dear broke
i hope you're getting
all the attention
you need

[solveig]

dear mods
i often wonder
where you are

[Broke]

Originally posted by solveig
dear mods
i often wonder
where you are
Working very hard, trust me.

[classicalangel]

dear snow,
thank you for coming and giving me a day under the covers with my new books. it is greatly appreciated,and I feel extremely refreshed by it. now...how about another tomorrow? :-)


p.s. i think you look beautiful.

[Anti-Wilky]

Dear Jim-

You have lost all control of me. I feel like a battered wife leaving an abusive husband. I feel free and alive. GO FUCK YOURSELF!:mad:

Anti-Wilky

[muriel]

dear skin:
our days of puberty are over. stop it.


dear mother earth:
thank you for being so beautiful in some places. i'm sorry we are so hard on you. :heart:


dear love:
find me


dear mike:
you sound like a really sweet guy and i hope cat likes your cd....i also hope love finds you too :)


dear erich:
i love your silent "h". i think about you every day and i'm psyching up my psyche for calling you tonight. i hope you don't mind....

[Sound_of_Silence]

Dear math,
You suck :guns:

[nikita]

Dear camera cord,


why did you run away?? :cry:



I miss you,
me

[Lala]

dear telephones,

were you invented to make me squirm?

dear air,

cool the fuck down already. You are extremely wet and heavy and you are hurting my cool.

dear aidan,

I hope you like my new owl shirt. I bought it to impress you and one-up the sticky hot air.

dear mummy,
I hope your pyjamas change the world.

[Lala]

Originally posted by Sound_of_Silence
Dear math,
You suck :guns:

maths! don't cry! She doesn't mean it. :-*
-forever your happy parabola

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by Anti-Wilky
Dear Jim-

You have lost all control of me. I feel like a battered wife leaving an abusive husband. I feel free and alive. GO FUCK YOURSELF!:mad:

Anti-Wilky

who are you, why are you upset with me?

[ktothebbc]

Dear God,

Can you please make Anti-Wilky go away? He's really been annoying lately. The whole thing is rather tiresome.

Amen (And thank you for inventing butterflies!)

Kevin

[jeffy]

Originally posted by ktothebbc
And thank you for inventing butterflies!

Forever and Ever AMEN!

(unless butterflies evolve into blood sucking eye leeches. Then I take it all back.)

[Redroses9]

Dear snowflakes,

Thank you each for being
unique and not anything like each
other. I really appreciate it. I
especially like it when you hitchike
on my eyelashes. I feel like an angel
in the snow.

Love redroses

[El Scorcho]

Dear Interweb,
Thanks.

Sincerely,
Jim

[El Scorcho]

anti-wilky was originally my old username, jamesstolz.

could i please have the password back? maybe?
heh.
damnit.

[TheKeenGuy]

Can't you just enter the e-mail address you used and retrieve/change your password?

[Postcard]

Dear muriel,

It's people like you and Bunnyapple and Tasha that remind me why this world is such a good place. Thankyou.

Dear Love,

Find Muriel.

XO

Mike.

[El Scorcho]

Originally posted by TheKeenGuy
Can't you just enter the e-mail address you used and retrieve/change your password?

no.

[El Scorcho]

Dear Spoon,
You guys are rad.

xo jim

[solveig]

dear letters
stay closed

[meepmeep]

dear p and the diego,

this will rawk. :)

-j

[_sean_]

Dear Self,

Why do you have to be so plain. Plain will get you nowhere. I'm tired of the same thing(s)time & time again.

Mediocrity is NO fun.

[anti]

dear clock,

why do you always slow to a crawl at 3 pm on fridays? :hate:

[drumloops]

Originally posted by MissBailey
Dear Whataburger,

Baby. Please. I'm coming back. Please don't leave. I swear, on June 23, I'll have your beefy goodness in my hands again. You know it baby. You know it.


Fondly,

B.

You are fucking funny.

See also:

How do you like your eggs? Fertilized :-*

:lol:

[joely]

are you
bummed
solvieg?

[Postcard]

Dear Open Letters to Those Whoe Won't Read Them,

It looks like everyone has forgotten you... i haven't.


XO

Mike

[Postcard]

Originally posted by kittybear
waddle your tush


Ha ha!!

[Postcard]

I've never asked anyone to waddle *their* tush before!

[classicalangel]

dear manager at Gap,
Please give me this job. I really need money for gas, and jeans that fit. I've done a lot of worrying about this, so it'd be really nice if you gave me a job. I'll work hard, I promise!

-Holly

[Postcard]

Dear everyone just about,

You're all pretty great, just lay off the sauce. And thanks to the 12 or so people that votedme Treasurer of the CLimbing club, but you realise now that i will have to take your money.

XO

Mike.

[solveig]

dear days,
you're dying hard

xo

s

[A Kitchen Guy]

Dear love, inspiration, and a few people,

It's been hard lately. I've wanted to fall in love, but there hasn't been anything helpful along the way. I want to say so much here, but everything I type I end up deleting.

What should I say?

I want to love, I want to be happy, I want to do great things.

I want someone who wants the same.

XO,
Zack

[anti]

dear workday,


end. :hate:


NOW. :hate:


(and i know i complain too much) :mad:


- impatient little me :-o

[thinkimjusthapy]

Dear Friday night,

I know you're rapidly approaching, and i think we should come to an agreement. YOU may want me to tay at home on the couch pounding skittles and ice cream, but I want to find someone interesting to talk to.


Is what i want important to you?

can we compromise by letting me get drunk instead of watching my sister pluck her eyebrows?

or option two, can i please see the boy who works as Robeks?


I wont even care if i look stupid (do i ever?)...just please, Let me get drunk and maybe...if you're feeling generous.... i can smoke a few cancer sticks and draw nearer the termination of my existance.



Thanks,
Kiana...

[joely]

Originally posted by A Kitchen Guy
Dear love, inspiration, and a few people,

It's been hard lately. I've wanted to fall in love, but there hasn't been anything helpful along the way. I want to say so much here, but everything I type I end up deleting.

What should I say?

I want to love, I want to be happy, I want to do great things.

I want someone who wants the same.

XO,
Zack


so it didnt work out with kelly?

[A Kitchen Guy]

Originally posted by new monkey
so it didnt work out with kelly?












...Alright, so here's the deal.






















I have no fucking idea what's going on.

[rocco]

dear glen,

i know you are some kind of hott shitt curator, but i think it's really stupid to put the mfa exhibit upstairs where no one is going to go see it. bad call. plus i'm out of a studio more than a month early now. where the hell am i going to store all my nasty-smelling chemistry?

but since the decision has already been made, will you please tell us how much space we are going to have?? and where? on this much depends. i need to get things edited and framed and shit. tell me now.

:cry:

-rachel

[joely]

Originally posted by A Kitchen Guy
...Alright, so here's the deal.



its ok, others do zach
















I have no fucking idea what's going on.

[trucker's atlas]

dear gina gershon,

stop being so hawt, already! :hate:

i keep staring at a picture of you, it's a distraction... :mad:

i'm not sure if i'd like to be you, or if i just wanna fuck you. wait, change that to "make sweet lesbian love underneath the moonlight with you."

naah, leave it "fuck".

:-o

damn.

xo,
-rna

[joely]

Originally posted by rely23
dear gina gershon,

stop being so hawt, already! :hate:

i keep staring at a picture of you, it's a distraction... :mad:

i'm not sure if i'd like to be you, or if i just wanna fuck you. wait, change that to "make sweet lesbian love underneath the moonlight with you."

naah, leave it "fuck".

:-o

damn.

xo,
-rna

she dropped by for a drink at my best friends place a few years ago
he always points it out in a picture he has of the event on his bookshelf

[trucker's atlas]

:-o -- remind me to get a cpy of this particular picture from my friend (laura's got this on her desktop and it's right in my peripheral vision... :mad:

i'l show it to you later, you'll totally understand.

:whereisthefingernailbitingsmileyanyhow:

[trucker's atlas]

Originally posted by new monkey
she dropped by for a drink at my best friends place a few years ago
he always points it out in a picture he has of the event on his bookshelf

i saw her a couple years ago, at a screening of one of her films here in seattle. and i was too nervous to actually go *meet* her, which is probably for the best. i would've just been, uh, stammering... :darn:

and she is just as hot when she's not all dolled up...

and she's short! so cute! :D

anyhow, i'm done now. :-o

:drool:

[Lilac Brodderick]

Dear guy who sat next to me in psych today:

You are a cool jock and flirt with tan girl too much. Please go back to your old seat. You make me uncomfortable.

thanks
quiet girl

[thinkimjusthapy]

Dear Friday night,


YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Love, Kiana

PS. Screw you saturday, why do you always follow suit with friday.

[thinkimjusthapy]

Dear Martin (older brother)

Why did you push me out a window? I had to ride my bike to school today and my ankle hurt. I kind of want to kill you, maybe if you give me some reefer I'll feel better.

Love, Kiana

[loveishell7]

NB,

you're so addicting! We need more time to talk. :-* asdjfaldskjf..*sigh*...that shy/guilty thing you do when you think you've been rambling, even though you've yet to ramble even once. And that little change in your voice when you're about to change subjects. I feel guilty thinking about how "cute" you are when you're frustrated. :-o ee! ..and it's just damn hawt when you're happy. I could just listen....tell me what makes you spin, and what's wrong, and what's right... ... you make a lot of things better...you're a great friend. I hope you find the escape you're looking for..and soon!

xo,
matt

[Sweet Nothing]

Dear God,

I am stunned. This one last chance I had to feel like a somewhat normal person, you've crushed deftly.
The girl that I had been interested in from film class, and had been hanging out with, nothing physical, called me tonight to say that she won't make it to our class tomorrow... and that she found a boyfriend the other week... "sorry", she hadn't mentioned it before.

I'm going to see my doctor tomorrow about whether or not I should just continue taking sleeping pills for my horrid sleeping patterns, or whether I should start taking Paxil or something, which may cure the bad sleep, via curing depression. Love was my last hope. I think now, I'm going to "say yes" to the pills. I can never tell if I'm depressed, or if it's just the way that I am, but at the moment, I guess I have every reason to be ( no money, no job, prospect of finding a job very grim, large student debts, no girl friend, little social life or intimacy with anyone. )

thank you, God, for working in such mysterious, and hateful ways.
-John

[thinkimjusthapy]

Dear workload,

You're so massive. WHy cant you disappear? Why cant I disappear? It's you or me and now that It's stated that way I hope it's me.

:heart:


ps.) You bastard...grammar book? WTF WERE YOU THINKING? THAT I'D ACTUALLT DO IT!!! I laugh in your pitiful face.

[frankenweeny]

.......mousey........

.....i can hear you.........

[Postcard]

dear everyone,

since EVERYONE won't read this, hey, miss you guys. Preston peeps, home peeps gone off the tracks and people i've not even met. hope you're good.

xo

Mike

[trucker's atlas]

to those kind folks who have pm'd me recently without receiving a response:

it's only because i haven't had the time or proper inclination to do it right, and you deserve better than what i've been capable of serving up.

it'll come soon, i promise.

love,
-renae

[solveig]

dear life
you're a bitch
but you grow on me

[classicalangel]

dear rain-
please go away. i don't want to have to drive to the gym while it's pouring out. and cold. I want spring, damnit!

[nikita]

Dear Sun,

I had fun today. We should do it again sometime.


Cheers,
Niki

[ramblingrose]

dear woman who thought she was having a haemorrhage when she'd just sat on a bingo dabber, you made us sick with laughter, and for that, I thank you.
Rose xo

[alexucks]

dear sarah,

i developed a crush on you these last few days. maybe it's cause of all the bullshit and heartache from the last week, but either way you make me smile and feel good. it's a welcome change. i'm sorry you're going back to school and won't be back til summer, you're a person i'd love to have around. thanks for the taco bell, you made my night. sorry for being so drunk :darn: i'm usually not a drinker..

anyways, i think you are beautiful :heart:

xo

lex

[floatingdown]

dear unnamed asshole that i've been hung up on for FAR too long...

i've finally figured you out. you hide behind a clock of being "fucked up" but you're really just a player who can't commit to anyone. i'm stupid for being stung along for this long-but i'm out. finally. have a nice life...

me

dear new friend :)

you are TOO nice (and quite the opposite of the ass aforementioned). working with you, i've developed quite a crush...but i can't tell if you're just being nice (as you most certainly are) or if there is something there...give me a sign :)

again, me

[joely]

u feenin! :)

[Summergirllv]

Dear Sweet Boy who helped me in the Sweet Addie room of Soulseek yesterday, and informed me I unknowingly had lots of porn in with my music files--

Thanks! You were so nice, and so helpful. I have removed all the porn. Although, I must say, lots of people were downloading it. Thanks for the Elliott mp3, it made me laugh. I am developing a crush on you. Your story was great. I hope you don't laugh at mine, or find it *gasp* boring.

Charlene

[I am Spiderman]

Hiya.
When you said 'a little while' I really thought it would just be a little while, but now it's stretching out longer and longer. It's too long. Come back now. Please. I'm getting scared.
Me.

[oh los angeles]

Dear Paris-
I miss your warm nights and romantic streets. I will return to you soon.
love Tina

[such_a_zero]

Originally posted by oh los angeles
Dear Paris-
I miss your warm nights and romantic streets. I will return to you soon.
love Tina For some reasons I thought that said 'warm vaginas.'

:-o

:hide:

[pokey]

dear boss,

you have no idea, but I am about to leave you high and dry. I know you know that I am exceptional, but the trouble is, you are not, and I think it's time for me to double my salary again, I just feel it. You say I'm outstanding but then when my crazy employee files a greivance against me, you just make sure to avoid me. the union steward never filed the greivance because she knows you are friends with that wack job's mom. I know you will be sad when I actually leave, but you try not to pay too much attention anyway, so see ya later
love,
that wacky one who has been avoiding you too

[Lala]

dear little chooken-wahh-

I am really bored and lonely today. I should not miss you but I do. Heaps of my friends have gone on holiday together without me. I wish I could telepathically make you call me but I know if I see you it could/probably will be worse. Oobi told me not to see you or talk to you and she is probably right. There is something so simple and pleasant about hanging out with you that I miss. Girls are more demanding to be around. And they are currently boozing it up at their holiday beach house. Being too loud and trying to out-do one another. Is it possible you changed your mind and decided you want to whisk me away to hideout underground and we can stay there playing marbles and holding hands and being simple but also infinitely complex? bah. No I did not honestly think that was likely.
XO

Dear red pants,

You are my favourite thing to recently came into my life. I love your bright redness and your sturdy, clearly well-made fibres. I love how you can be so loose but so sexy and stylish. You epitomise comfy style.
Love you,
La

[pokey]

dear fat ass,
please reduce
I still love your roundness it's just taking over
love,
*little* pokey

[claireee]

To whom it may concern:

I thought things were looking up. I really did. I thought that that money was going to turn things around but all it did was feed the problem. You always act like everything is fine and normal when I talk to you and I think wow, maybe I was wrong when I said you couldn't pull yourself out of this. But then I hear from others everything that happens and everything you say and everything you do and I just cannot fathom how you can continue to do this to the people you say you love. I know you have issues and you say you have this disease, but you absolutely cannot keep hiding behind it when we try to help you change. You feel like you're losing us, like we're slipping away, and you're probably right. Trying to stay close to you comes at such an emotional cost that sometimes it's hard to remember how important it is that we do. I've said these words to you so many different times and in so many different ways and all I want in this world is for you to hear me and to understand me and to not get defensive and to think about what I say and try to do the things I tell you to do. You have to acknowledge that you put us in this mess and that it's only you who can pull us out because the rest of us are trying as hard as we can and it's just not enough. Until you can do this, our relationship can never be what it was three years ago.

Sincerely,
Claire

[claireee]

Dear Claire,

Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

Love,
Claire

[kupo]

Sir Mix A Lot,

I miss you kickin' them nasty thoughts about big butts. Where have you gone and why? Please come back only to recite your poetry about fat asses in random threads.

[soozy]

Originally posted by solveig
dear life
you're a bitch
but you grow on me


:heart:

[soozy]

dear kind stranger -

you made me feel better and you didn't even know it. if i see you again, i owe you one. or two.

-ashley

[soozy]

Originally posted by i grow old.....
did you smile
at that
too?

hugely yes yes

:-D

[soozy]

me too

(and also


you!)

:D

[soozy]

dear i grow old -

who were you before?

-soozyblueshoes

[TheLawOfMurphy]

Dear roooooommmate,

I'm sorry I accidentally blocked your cock this evening. But, you left the door open, and I was hungry. Plus, where the fuck should I have gone. Regardless, it's not my nature. So put a post-it note up next time or something.

P.S - You can do better.

[soozy]

Originally posted by i grow old.....
me? i have always been i grow old....
except for that early
(and I mean EARLY....1999?
period)
when I posted only in
trimeter and tetrameter
but under always different names
with the idea that the style
would serve as a name
.......
so young i was :-o

a mystery but familiar

???


well, we'll HAVE to talk.

[Kitty Fantastico]

Dear V.,
Um, I adore you but the next time you recommend a website do you think mebbe it could be one that's not abounding with pop-ups.
Still your friend,
~sg

[Dasha_Bah_Bah...]

Greg,

what the hell did you do to your hair!!!!??????!!!!!!!??????!!!!!:eek: :O D: :erm :raise: :darn:

who let loose on it???was it you?????was it a hairdresser?????was it one of your friends????

pleaaaaasssssseeeee make it grow back quickkkkkklyyyyyy!!!!

[pinkyswear]

dear j,
why are you leaving? I hate it. Life will be misereable without you... who will i hang out with, talk shit to, text while i'm peeing!?!? I'll miss u and i hope u come back... xo, spy.

[Lala]

dear um you yes-
Can I call you Y now, for omitting it?
Twings are exhilirating, non?
Just thinking, that's all.
Certain people cross my mind more than others when I think. So I'm a liar and I didn't go out, but it's still on the cards.
Love La

[pinkyswear]

dear lalalalalala....,



have you been hitting the bottle again?






:-D xo, spice

[Lala]

!
:O
Not at all, Spicy! It's just necessary for my open letters to be especially cryptic.
Are you okay, love?

[pinkyswear]

you have succeeded in making them cryptic, that's for sure...;) I do love yer style though...


i'm okay...one of my very best friends is leaving for europe, with no return date. Soonest possible return will be in 3 months...:( I will miss him dearly. It just really hit me today...I really don't want him to go.


It's good to talk to you, lani. Sorry i'm such a depresso...

[Lala]

Not at all Spice! Lots of people are kind of down in the dumps at the moment.

I'm sorry about your friend.:(
You have a lovely excuse to go to Europe now though. And if that's impossible, give him the hugest hug and write fabulous letters. Closed ones!

just write it all down... everything...
write it down.

[Sweet Nothing]

dear PB&J,

why am I drawn to your mysterious
whorls of fruit and protein filled nuttiness?

why must I first smother the toast with PB
and finish off with dabs and flings of J?

why must I dream of you? I defended you with
my life the night before last. You were well worth it.

dear PB&J ...

...never become
a tuna sandwich.

xoxo -J

[alexucks]

dear you,

after two month of a steady decline, i finally threw away all of those notes you left around my car when i came up to see you.

they were wonderful and the cutest, i even kept one in my wallet for the last four months

but it's well past time.

it didn't feel good, but i think it's the right thing to do.

:(

:heart:

xo

me

[the mello]

dear lying cheating bastard,

you put up with my clinginess, jealousy and general weirdnesses for a year, you let me teach you about music and sex. you told me you loved me a thousand times a day, you ate my food and smoked my cigarettes. you said you'd always be there for me and that you'd never, ever hurt me.

so why did you dump me OVER THE PHONE on our anniversary? don't you think that was a little bit insensitive? and more to the point, who the fuck is kim?

i'd appreciate answers to these questions, and will you also stop getting me drunk and hugging me and sleeping with me? because i know you're trying to get the parts of me you like without having to be there for me and all that, and frankly i am not letting that happen to me again.

i loved you so much, and all i ever did was try to support you and be there for you without ever asking for anything back, so i just want you to know that i gave you my heart completely and you tore it to pieces and for that reason, i will never, ever, ever give myself to anyone so thoughtlessly and completely.

i love you and i hate you more than i've ever loved or hated anyone. but i'm working on just not caring about you.

jo

[alexucks]

Originally posted by the mello
dear lying cheating bastard,

you put up with my clinginess, jealousy and general weirdnesses for a year, you let me teach you about music and sex. you told me you loved me a thousand times a day, you ate my food and smoked my cigarettes. you said you'd always be there for me and that you'd never, ever hurt me.

so why did you dump me OVER THE PHONE on our anniversary? don't you think that was a little bit insensitive? and more to the point, who the fuck is kim?

i'd appreciate answers to these questions, and will you also stop getting me drunk and hugging me and sleeping with me? because i know you're trying to get the parts of me you like without having to be there for me and all that, and frankly i am not letting that happen to me again.

i loved you so much, and all i ever did was try to support you and be there for you without ever asking for anything back, so i just want you to know that i gave you my heart completely and you tore it to pieces and for that reason, i will never, ever, ever give myself to anyone so thoughtlessly and completely.

i love you and i hate you more than i've ever loved or hated anyone. but i'm working on just not caring about you.

jo
:(

i am so, so sorry.

i don't have much to say other than i'm sorry you're hurting :heart:

and when you figure out how to not care about the one you love/hate, lemme know? :\

:heart:
-lex

[Sweet Nothing]

:( :( :( sorry to hear that, Jo

you're still beautiful.
:grouphug:

[tasha]

dear yellow lab in the car just now when i got out of the doctors office,

thanks for knowing i needed smooches and giving them to me :love: my owies stopped hurting right away :heart:

dear young guy who just stood outside my window doing cheesy muscle man moves at me with the goofy grin on your face,

i have no idea who you are but - thanks - i needed that :yes: :cool:

dear the mello,

i hope you have a puppy or can be near a puppy very soon...it will make your pain stop - if only for a little while :sad: :grouphug:

[alexucks]

dear nice stranger,

you made me smile :)

"you're too pretty to cry" is a filthy lie, but it made me smile and i really thank you for that.

i'll do what i can to make a stranger's day today, because of you.

thanks :)

[heavymetalmouthagain]

Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for still being around.
Love Bill

[alexucks]

dear sweetaddy,
i just hit 2000 posts on this username. :ignore:

and i'm sorry for being so emo. it's just sort of who i am :\

yours,
lex

[heavymetalmouthagain]

! :)

[the mello]

dear tasha,

i have a cat! he helps a lot. but, he also misses the lying cheating bastard, which makes me mad because said lying cheating bastard tells everyone he hates cats.

thanks, jo xo

[TheKeenGuy]

Originally posted by the mello
dear lying cheating bastard,

you put up with my clinginess, jealousy and general weirdnesses for a year, you let me teach you about music and sex. you told me you loved me a thousand times a day, you ate my food and smoked my cigarettes. you said you'd always be there for me and that you'd never, ever hurt me.

so why did you dump me OVER THE PHONE on our anniversary? don't you think that was a little bit insensitive? and more to the point, who the fuck is kim?

i'd appreciate answers to these questions, and will you also stop getting me drunk and hugging me and sleeping with me? because i know you're trying to get the parts of me you like without having to be there for me and all that, and frankly i am not letting that happen to me again.

i loved you so much, and all i ever did was try to support you and be there for you without ever asking for anything back, so i just want you to know that i gave you my heart completely and you tore it to pieces and for that reason, i will never, ever, ever give myself to anyone so thoughtlessly and completely.

i love you and i hate you more than i've ever loved or hated anyone. but i'm working on just not caring about you.

jo
That fucker. Don't worry, there's better guys out that that are going to love you much more than he ever did.

(By the way, I know that you probably don't really know me, but you were secretly my very first sweetaddy crush... shh, don't tell anyone!)

[classicalangel]

Dear wonderful guy I met this weekend-
You are amazing, and I hope we can make it four months until school starts. Even so, you've taught me an amazing amount about myself in less then 24 hours, so thanks. and I miss you.

-Holly

[joely]

*sends mental note trying to encapsulating everything into one warm color*

[Ghost in the Rain]

Dear HP,
One of these days i am going to work up the nerve to stand up to you. Just wait for it. It's going to be a hell of a show.
~K

Dear Mom and Dad,
Have i ever impressed you? Even once have you noticed me for my own merits?
On second thought, i'm not sure i want to know.
...

Dear Steff,
You probably did more than anyone to get me through some very difficult times. After high school, though, i saw you less and less. Now i've not seen you in more than a year. Gods willing, this trend will continue.
:fu: ~K

And finally.....
To the Members of Delta Sigma Pi~ Mu Chi Chapter

I feel rather confident in stating that you are the largest collection of elitest asshats that i have ever encountered in my life. By attending a few of your nauseating little functions, i feel as though i have met some sort of quota for the year. It seems that all new people i meet (at least through December) should be of a caliber that surpasses even the most noteworthy among your ranks--be these new acquaintances janitors or poet laureats. I cannot begin to fathom why Mike wishes to be counted among your number. I only hope that he suffers no ill effects from his exposure to you.
~K

P.S~ i have always had a particular dislike of my first name. Thank you for reinforcing this so dramatically.

[loveishell7]

niki,
thanks:-*
xo,
matt

[alexucks]

dear lex,

i know you'll never read this, but you need to stop.

what's it going to take you to learn?

i mean, you can at least try.


take care,
alexis

[alexucks]

dear emily,

i deleted everything i'd ever kept with your name attached from my computer today. in fact i deleted any and every instant message i'd ever saved between me and anyone, but when i got to the one called "z." it was harder than the rest.

no one else knows why that was so hard for me to do, but i trust you do.


byebye emma
:heart:
lexer

[Postcard]

Dear Chris,

Its nothing personal... ahhh fuck. You were one of my best friends, we were like brothers (though i admit i was closer to your brother Andy, still am) but i loved you all the same you cosmic funky mother of a hamster... but lately things have changed. You've changed. I want you to sort yourself out, and i want you to either treat Lindsay better, or leave her alone. Selfishly i'd like you to leave her alone i guess... but it's not wholly what i want. I want her to be happy, and you seem to make her happy dude around 62% of the time. Not good enough, she's wonderful and beautiful and somebody's baby (you wont get that but i do, and hopefully Andy will since i've got him into Elliott Smith - yeah i changed a little too after the band broke up) and i want you to deserve her. At least one of us should.

Take care man, please, for Lindsay's sake, stop with the drugs and the debt and pull yourself together. Fot fuck's sake man what happened? Write me when you get this.

xo

Mike

[trucker's atlas]

dear z,

i hope she is worth it. i hope you know what you gave up, once upon a time. and most of all, i hope you are happy and that that you know i love you very much.

xo,
-r

[soozy]

dear you -


i don't know where we're headed. i just know we're headed for something.


-

ash

[pointyjess]

Dear Me of the Past, Any Point in the Past, Up Until Approximately Five Months Ago,

Dude, you're an accountant now. How did this happen? I know you never wanted this, fantasized about this, imagined this, planned for this, prepared for this...you might want to do something else. Its really, really boring and you're not even good at math. In fact, the college you went to didn't even offer math courses. So, um, yeah, if you don't want this future as much as I don't want this present MAKE DIFFERENT DECISIONS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

Yours,
Present/Future You

[soozy]

dear pointyjess-

you sound like me. accept, you know, not the accountant part.

also - your avatar - :yes:

xo-

ash

[pointyjess]

Dear Ash,
Its probably because we're all living slightly different versions of the same life. :D Brothers and sisters and all that. Except I am the boring accountant sister. :(
All (most) of us (here) knowing eachother makes lots of things easier.

...Even THIS

http://www.graphicanswer.com.au/software/counting320.jpg

The brothers and sisters make it better. Its really helpful and appreciated.
:heart:

[meepmeep]

dear





*runs to indifference thread*

[Kitty Fantastico]

Dear S.,
Yeah, I don't know either.
~sg

[TheKeenGuy]

Dear No One,

I've got no one for whom to profess my love, hate or longing for. I guess that means I'm not allowed in this thread.

Yours tru-- (kicked out of thread)

[Matty,Oh?]

JMS

You had your chance. It's just not going to happen right now. I hate you for doing this. Why is your timing so FUCKED UP?

We can still make out though. If you want.

MSO

[El Scorcho]

Dear New Pope,
stop looking like a fuckin' vampire.

xo
jim

[meepmeep]

Dear Pop-up

No. I do not want to install Macromedia Flash player. I'm at work dammit. Just go away and stay away.

-J

[chemgyrl]

Dear Smarmy Idiot Asshole Ex-

you are very lucky I have not killed you with a blunt instrument yet! if you persist in your assholery I will beat you to death with an old rusty piece of lab equipment (and despite appearences I am indeed capable of it)
-m

[Cacophony]

Originally posted by TheKeenGuy
Dear No One,

I've got no one for whom to profess my love, hate or longing for. I guess that means I'm not allowed in this thread.

Yours tru-- (kicked out of thread) dear patrick,

if you have no one to profess your love or hate for, then they can't read your letter, which makes you absolutely qualified to be in this thread.

-candice

p.s. why are you all the way in virginia? :pissed:

[kupo]

Dear god don't know if you noticed but... your name is on a lot of quotes in this book and us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look.. and all the people that you made in your image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and so do you

[Jeanette]

Originally posted by kupo
Dear god don't know if you noticed but... your name is on a lot of quotes in this book and us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look.. and all the people that you made in your image still believing that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and so do you

I don't belive in heaven or hell
no saints no sinners
no devil as well
no pearly gates
no thorny crown
your always lettin' us humans down

[kupo]

Originally posted by Nikki
I don't belive in heaven or hell
no saints no sinners
no devil as well
no pearly gates
no thorny crown
your always lettin' us humans down

:-D Didn't think anyone would catch that.

[trucker's atlas]

how on earth could you possibly think nobody here would catch that?!?!? :-p

[kupo]

Originally posted by rely23
how on earth could you possibly think nobody here would catch that?!?!? :-p

Lost faith in the people I guess:darn:

[trucker's atlas]

well, just don't lose tooooooo much faith... :heart:

:-D

[Summergirllv]

Dear Sunshine...

It was so lovely for you to make an appearance today! It made me feel soooo much better. Keep up the good work!

Charlene

[Lala]

Dear Americaland,
I am like, to-ohhh-tally likely probably possibly coming to meet you in September. Get out your welcome mat and prepare your addiers.
Love Lani

[b r e n t]

baby,
i dont know what to say.

- b r e n t

[solveig]

dear T,
you'll never know it
but you looked
just like him
xo
solveig

[pointyjess]

Dear S.,
c.c. T
maybe he gets it a lot.
Sincerely,
J.

[Summergirllv]

Originally posted by sanrio and co.
dearest charlene,
it must be so difficult for you to get used to this weather.
i know that i have had a hard time readjusting after getting used to the weather in los angeles...(although it has rained more down there this year than up here haha).
mexican food seems to carry some sunshine with it...i recommend a spicy burrito next time you feel gloomy.
:) :heart: :heart:
xo
christina

Wonderful Christina,

Thanks for the tip! You are the sweeetest. I wonder if you will read this? And if so.... then it isn't a letter to those who won't read them... is it? *ruins the whole thread* :-p

xo :heart:

charlene

[frankenweeny]

.....you.....

.......aka the two chavs who just tried to break into my flat while i was asleep........

.......not too bright........

......i saw what you look like........

.....i know you have keys......

....narrows it down just a bit, don't you think????..........

[Matty,Oh?]

Dear whomever decided to try and break into Weeny's flat

I'll cut you like a trout. I swear. Don't fuck around.

Sincerely
The most strongest man in the world.

[frankenweeny]

Originally posted by Matty,Oh?
Dear whomever decided to try and break into Weeny's flat

I'll cut you like a trout. I swear. Don't fuck around.

Sincerely
The most strongest man in the world.

.........aaaaaawwww..........matty oh? .....i lubb you......

...... :heart: ...... :heart: ........

......little fuckers.......... :pissed: .......

......they would have gotten a mighty swag too........

[soozy]

dear you -

i guess that's that.

:ok:

i'll hold out for brighter days.

yours,


ashley

[Summergirllv]

Dear stupid ex-boyfriend who moved me all the way to Seattle where I know no one and then decided to act like an ass--

I am sorry that you are sorry and you want to get back together, I really I am. I must say though, I think I tried really hard before things got to the ridiculous point that they are now. And now, I am not so sure that there is anything either of us can do to fix it. So, I wish you luck, I really do.... goodbye dear one.

xo

charlene

[nikita]

Dear Cam,

It's been a year today. It seems like so long ago, but also just like yesterday. I really wish you were still around. Dowe Quick was on the TV all night because of the storms and it reminded me of the read-aloud on this day last year. I sat right behind you. I'll never forget that day. The last time I ever saw you. You were a really good person and even though we weren't that close, you'll always have a special place in my heart.


xo
Niki

[Cacophony]

dear steve,
i realized today how much i'm going to miss you when you leave in july. it hurts and i just want to hold you forever.

:(
candice

[frankenweeny]

....you.....aka pohleece....cops......heat......fuzzzzzzz......

........that was awesome!!!.........it was like c.s.i.!!!!!!!!....... :D ...... :D .........

....too much excitement for a weeny....

......... think i need naptime............

[pokey]

Dear Todd,

Thank you for that money you left by the computer. Times sure have been tough, but it's getting better for you, at least. I'll make you lunch every day, it's good for both of us.
love,
tory

[b r e n t]

baby,
i miss you.

- b r e n t

[Cacophony]

dear ---

you make my day better just by showing up. even if i'm having the crappiest day, even if you are the source of my crappy day, i just feel better when you're around.

-me

[pokey]

Dear Paul,
when Todd told me that you are moving back from brazil, I was so happy. when you moved away, I was so sad, but pretended to be glad for you. hey, movin' across the world etc... but shoot, you're one of my only good friends and I've been complaining to people on this web board how all my friends have moved away, so thank god you're coming back. I don't even care if you live in daly city.
love,
tory