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[Hi There, Am Pam]

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Trying to read that hurts a bit. :darn:

[Cool As Ice Cream]

tl;dr

what was the clue/pointe?

[Hi There, Am Pam]

tl;dr

what was the clue/pointe?

For you it is not necessary to more avoid moments from the fear convenient for the sex that your penis can not operate.

[eme]

proper penis operating is important for female...

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rofl!

[Foxing Peculiar]

Your erections will become more hardly, and even if this does not show impression on your female partner, then for sure it will be pleased to you by itself.

Hmm.

[Osceana]

This was autodeleted, but it was too good to just let die. For information happy fun time, presentation of following.

Hello everybody!

What effect can show on you this small dose of Viagra? Speaking briefly, you again will believe in your erection. For you it is not necessary to more avoid moments from the fear convenient for the sex that your penis can not operate.
If for you in the majority of situations, then with the presence of adequate stimulation it is possible to practically not doubt the success.
Your erections will become more hardly, and even if this does not show impression on your female partner, then for sure it will be pleased to you by itself.
Viagra prevents the destruction of that chemical substance, which is manufactured in your penis in response to the sexual stimulation; therefore if erection already arose, then it is possible more not to fear apropos of its sudden disappearance.
The latter fact is important with a change in the position or the small respite. The sensation of safety will return in your sexual life, and you will feel yourselves to twenty years of younger.

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Too many classic lines! :D

"Speaking briefly, you again will believe in your erections." :yes:

[i]

I get a ton of these sort of emails at work. Actually everyone does. It's unfortunate that the "ed" in "ed.gov" is short for erectile dysfunction as well as "education".

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I got a wonderful one today:

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER IN BANK OF AFRICA (BOA), OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPED THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR FAMILIES.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF (USD$25) MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 TO 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM. I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER (THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT) DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JULY, 2000.
I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO OUR BANK TREASURER ACCOUNT AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I CONTACTED YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.
UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME? AND 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES THAT WARRANT ON THE PROCESS BEFORE THE FUND GET INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCH AS TELEPHONE CALLS BILLS (ETC).

BEST REGARD.
MR YUSUF MUSA.

[Pulsewidth]

I received quite a few of those Laura. It's terrible that many still fall for the scam and literally drain their life savings.

[Squirrel]

I like how he's going to set $2.5 million aside for phone calls. :D