Favorite Seinfeld episode/moments

[Osceana]

I just watched "The Race".... What a phenomenal episode. I had never seen it before.

My favorite episode aside from this one though is probably the one where George has to take the I.Q. test and he tries to sneak out the window to have Elaine do it for him. When his girlfriend catches him it is quite possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen. :lol:

[Squirrel]

That one where Kramer hires an assistant and they end up dumping that thing full of oil on that woman out of the window at George's work. :D

[bags]

Backwards episode.

I should really buy the box sets!

[Feeling Brackish]

I have seasons 1-5. I haven't gotten around to getting 6, 7, and 8 yet. Season 9 will be released on November 6.

I've always really liked the episode where they're going to a party and George and Kramer go to the liquor store while Elaine and Jerry go to the bakery. George and Kramer get blocked in by a double parker and it winds up being Saddam Hussein, or at least a look-alike.

The one where George gets fired for sleeping with the cleaning lady on his desk is quite funny too. That moment when Mr. Lippmann confronts him and George says, "Oh, was that wrong? Cause I gotta' tell you, if anyone had told me that kind of thing was frowned upon ..." Easily one of the funniest moments for George.

[kimmy ann]

I would be hard pressed to find one or two favorite moments. Practically every episode has a favorite moment.

Two words, though: Art Vandelay.

[Pulsewidth]

Favorite Lines
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George Costanza: I just don't see what purpose is it going to serve your going? I mean, you think dead people care who's at the funeral? They don't even know they're having a funeral. It's not like she's hanging out in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up".
Elaine: Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
George Costanza: If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?
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Gina: [Gina's boyfriend Martin is in a coma] Kiss me right in front of him.
Jerry: I can't. What if he wakes up.
Gina: A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him. What kind of a man are you?
Jerry: I'm a man who respects a good coma.
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Cosmo Kramer: You're wasting your life.
George Costanza: I am not. What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.
Cosmo Kramer: OK, like what? No, tell me. Do you have a job?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: You got money?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have a woman?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any prospects?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: You got anything on the horizon?
George Costanza: Uh, no.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any action at all?
George Costanza: No.
Cosmo Kramer: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
George Costanza: I like to get the Daily News.
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Rental Car Agent: Would you like insurance?
Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance. Because I'm gonna beat the hell out of this car.
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George Costanza: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp.
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George Costanza: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.
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George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
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Jerry: People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
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Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.
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Jerry: I'm not wearing the fur coat.
Cosmo Kramer: Come on, Jerry. If you don't do it, Newman and I are out of the building.
Jerry: Hmm...
Cosmo Kramer: Ok, Jerry, just take a good look at what your life would be like without me around.
Jerry: [thinks for a few seconds] Newman too?
Cosmo Kramer: Come on.
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[MCIS1996]

I'm a huge Seinfeld fan... we named our dogs Snoopy and Prickly Pete. My fantasy football teams the past three years have been Next Stop Pottersville, Scarsdale Surprise, and Son of Dad.

A few of my favorite lines from George's parents:

Frank (leaving a frantic message on Jerry's machine): "Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!"
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Frank: Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the hen. So who's having sex with the chicken?
Mr. Ross: They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Frank: That's perverse!
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And from that same episode...
Estelle: It is a big deal. You're supposed to serve cake after a meal. I'm sorry, it's impolite.
Frank: It's not impolite... it's stupid, that's what it is. You gotta be stupid to do something like that.
Estelle: Your father's absolutely right. We're sitting there like idiots drinking coffee, without a piece of cake!
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[Drunkenmaster]

I can't name even 100 favorite episodes because they're all great. I do love love love the one where George gives up sex and becomes a genius.

The Contest
The anti-Dentite
The Frogger episode....

too hard!

[brittany]

wiiiiiide lanes

[Osceana]

"Oh, was that wrong? Cause I gotta' tell you, if anyone had told me that kind of thing was frowned upon ..."

:lol:

I loved this part. He just sits there for a second and cycles through all the excuses he can think of and then finally settles on that one.

I really think George is my favorite character. He's so disgruntled.

"SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!"

"That stuff doesn't work! You just blow up!"

lmao

[i]

George is easily my favourite character.
Kramer is second, and then Elaine and finally the worst actor of the lot, Jerry. Good writer tho. :yes:

Happy Festivus!!

[Niall<3]

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George Costanza: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
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:lol:


My favorite episode ever is when Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set, George runs over the squirrel, Elaine is dealing with the sidler & Jerry is drugging his girlfriend to play with her toys. Absolutely brilliant.

[Peter]

My favorite episode is when Kramer gets a part in a Woody Allen movie and his line is "These pretzels are making me thirsty." and he goes around with a bag of pretzels the entire episode and says "these pretzels are making me thirsty." over and over again with different phrasing.

[Needs Wasabi]

The one where Jerry makes fun of ponies in front of that old lady and then she dies. :lol:

[milpool]

Frank (leaving a frantic message on Jerry's machine): "Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!"


fuck. i laugh for about 5 minutes everytime i see this episode.
oh man i dont know my favourite one. i kinda like the one with susan's doll that looks like estelle and george goes mental. man i dunno!

[Niall<3]

old jewish guy at jerry's house: and why don't male kangaroos get a pouch? What?! Don't I have things to carry? Couldn't I at least have a pocket.

"what?! you don't wanna be a polar bear anymore? Is the water too cold for you?"

[kimmy ann]

"These PRETZELS are makin' me THIRSTY!!!"

[James Yee-haw]

I shouldn't get involved in this thread. I'm a Seinfeld fanatic. I'm pretty much the real life George Costanza. I'm not short and stocky..quite the opposite really, but I am very neurotic and have all sorts of issues, love to fly off the handle, and possess a good deal of intelligence while still managing to pull off ridiculous blunders. I tend to fall into really neat and cool jobs while avoiding actual work as if it is the plague.

Favorite part? I can't pick one. My favorite line is probably when George says "I'm not a bright man" or something along those lines. That or when George is sitting at home and his answering machine is playing that ridiculous song.

The whole backwards episode with FDR was solid gold.

[Osceana]

"These PRETZELS are makin' me THIRSTY!!!"

"These pretzels....are making me THIRSTY!!!"

[Pulsewidth]

:lol:


My favorite episode ever is when Kramer finds the Merv Griffin set, George runs over the squirrel, Elaine is dealing with the sidler & Jerry is drugging his girlfriend to play with her toys. Absolutely brilliant.

Tiny medical instruments. :)

[James Yee-haw]

READING this thread reminds me of why Seinfeld kicks so much ass..and why I need to get basic cable/buy the damn seasons on DVD.

[Feeling Brackish]

Oh I just remembered the episode where Jerry, Kramer, and Newman all think they're accountant is doing drugs so Kramer goes to find out. Then in the bar he says, "Here's to feeling good all the time." Then chugs that big ass beer. Then he follows the guy into the bathroom and takes a picture of him on the toilet. Hilarious! Then he slips the picture into Jerry's letter to him severing their ties. But the best moment is when Jerry realizes he's not doing drugs, but is allergic to his sweater and is like, "Oh no!" (I don't quite remember the dialogue) and Kramer laughs and mentions the photo. It's just that moment when Jerry's like "What?!?" and Kramer stops laughing suddenly and looks ashamed like a dog or a child that's done something wrong. I probably told that story terribly since I don't remember the quotes, but those of you who've seen it should get the point.

[MCIS1996]

Oh I just remembered the episode where Jerry, Kramer, and Newman all think they're accountant is doing drugs so Kramer goes to find out. Then in the bar he says, "Here's to feeling good all the time." Then chugs that big ass beer. Then he follows the guy into the bathroom and takes a picture of him on the toilet. Hilarious! Then he slips the picture into Jerry's letter to him severing their ties. But the best moment is when Jerry realizes he's not doing drugs, but is allergic to his sweater and is like, "Oh no!" (I don't quite remember the dialogue) and Kramer laughs and mentions the photo. It's just that moment when Jerry's like "What?!?" and Kramer stops laughing suddenly and looks ashamed like a dog or a child that's done something wrong. I probably told that story terribly since I don't remember the quotes, but those of you who've seen it should get the point.


Jerry: I was wearing that sweater in the coffee shop when Barry came in.
Kramer: Jerry, I was wearing it in the bar.
Elaine: The sweater! The sweater made him sniff! I told you he wasn't a drug addict.
Jerry: Oh no! The letter, Newman, it's got exclamation points all over it!
Kramer: Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet.
*Jerry leaves the door and comes back second later*
Jerry: The what??


got this from http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSniffingAccountant.htm

[Osceana]

Jerry: I was wearing that sweater in the coffee shop when Barry came in.
Kramer: Jerry, I was wearing it in the bar.
Elaine: The sweater! The sweater made him sniff! I told you he wasn't a drug addict.
Jerry: Oh no! The letter, Newman, it's got exclamation points all over it!
Kramer: Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet.
*Jerry leaves the door and comes back second later*
Jerry: The what??


got this from http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheSniffingAccountant.htm

This reminds me of the one where George thinks his girlfriend is bulimic. They're both in a restaurant and another woman goes into the bathroom because she feels sick and George follows his girlfriend into the bathroom and thinks it's her. He hears the other woman and runs up to the stall and is like, "AH HA!!!!!!!"

"George, what are you doing?"

"Uh....just checking to see what you wanted for desert...."

*Girlfriend leaves bathroom

[Drunkenmaster]

The one where Jerry makes fun of ponies in front of that old lady and then she dies. :lol: This one is on right now! :O

[Osceana]

Elaine: "So you were violated by two people while under the gas....big deal!"

:lol: lmao

[Niall<3]

I thought of this at work the other day out of nowhere and started laughing, and i think someone saw:

Jerry: "it must take an awfully big zit.....TO KILL A MAN!... I CALL YOU PIMPLE POPPER MD!"

Woman: "thanks so much, dr for catching my skin cancer in time."

Jerry: "ohhh yeah, skin cancer." :lol:

[Drunkenmaster]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mxhs-O_9BLc

[Niall<3]

Ahhhh the one with George's answering machine. My dad taped his own version and before every message you could hear the person cracking up. :D

georgecostanzasansweringmachine (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nhhzwjt2AG0)

[i]

The one I watched today was reasonably funny. George lives off his severance pay from the Yankees and Elaine keeps getting accused of being catty. Actually I don't remember the funniest bits... I'm gettin old.

[Niall<3]

ahhh I was just talking about this one. I think. Is it the one when Elaine gets into a fight with a woman and the man watching says "reeeaaaaeeeeer". elohel

[i]

yup!

[mc_festus]

I can say, without a doubt in my mind, that the best episode is when Kramer and his Midget friend whose name I forget have to act out the different diseases for the nursing students. I think kramer had to act out having Ghoneria (sp?), and it's one of the greatest moments in television history.

[mc_festus]

Also, the one with "Little Yerry Seinfeld" is fucking hilarious. Cockfighting was a whole lot funnier after that episode.

[James Yee-haw]

Don't cross the postmaster general.