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Squirrel
10-01-2007, 05:27 PM
:O

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/organic_fuel.png

:O :O :O
Elef
10-01-2007, 06:50 PM
=( im stupid
Pulsewidth
10-01-2007, 07:11 PM
http://a6.vox.com/6a00c225279b92549d00d414262a16685e-500pi
Needs Wasabi
10-01-2007, 07:19 PM
http://a6.vox.com/6a00c225279b92549d00d414262a16685e-500pi

:yes:

I like that.

a drunk and fucked up orange.
kendra
10-01-2007, 07:24 PM
Those are both pretty awesome :yes:
Static Split Screen
10-01-2007, 08:10 PM
Agreed!
Liam-M
10-02-2007, 04:34 AM
i dont get the first one.
Cheryl K
10-02-2007, 09:23 AM
i dont get the first one.

Trains? Running on time/thyme?
Peter
10-02-2007, 01:49 PM
the orange/banana cartoon is the better of the two :)
Drunkenmaster
10-02-2007, 04:41 PM
Two young boys are playing in their room before breakfast. The older brother says to the younger "I think we should start cursing today." The younger brother agrees. Their mom calls them down to breakfast and asks what they want to eat. The older brother replies, "Oh, hell, give me some Cheerios." The mom walks over and grabs him by the shirt and spanks him sending him to his room with no breakfast. She then turns to the younger brother, her face face full of rage, and asks what he wants for breakfast. He replies, "I don't know but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Chopstick
10-02-2007, 05:07 PM
Got this one in my work email today:


A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother warns. "It is not polite."

"Ok," the little girl says. "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions, and really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card--it has everything on it." Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are. You are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"Mommy, I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now.

"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "Mommy, I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks. "And why's that?"

"Because you got an F in sex."
Static Split Screen
10-02-2007, 06:17 PM
rofl