one time...

[Dirty Harry]

I urinated into a pop bottle, and then I put it back in the fridge, and the next day...

[Dirty Harry]

it was gone!!!

[Dirty Harry]

Do you guys think somebody drank it!!?

[vaya con dios]

i farted, and a pea rolled out

[Dirty Harry]

i farted, and a pea rolled out

WOW! The same thing happened to me with a watermelon!!

[Kris Klam]

Come on Danny, how many times do you need to get banned?

[Dirty Harry]

Look, I don't know who this Danny guy is. I'm not him. I'm Harry. Hense the name "Dirty Harry." Why are you assholes so uptight??