Peter - Heterosexual, gay, bisexual, asexual, metrosexual, pansexual

[Suede]

which best suites pee-tuh?

oops i forgot autosexual = Autosexuality is sexual desire toward one's own body. As a paraphilia, autosexuality refers to people whose sexual interest is with themselves. It is rare for individuals to be sexually attracted only to themselves. It is also used to describe someone who desires masturbation over partnered sex.

i think that applies to vampiro erotico though.

[Peter]

:lol: i can't wait to see where this ends up!

[Jackal]

Gee, obviously he's hetero since he BRAGS EVERY TIME HE HAS SEX WITH THE RED-HAIRED GIRL.

Which also leads me to believe that he's only had sex about 4 times in the last 3 years. No ill will intended, he could have sex without speaking about it I guess.

[Peter]

:rolleyes: it's not like i go into the vulgar details of it. and in the last 3 years I've had sex more than 4 times...probably more in the range of about 600 times. but you know, whatever.

[Jackal]

Spaced out evenly, that would be almost 4 times a week, every week for 3 years. :rolleyes:

I can see two teens who are together 24/7 reaching well above that number.

For a man in his twenties, who doesn't have a constant companion, that count seems doubtful.

All my old male mates during those years were lucky to get laid 8 times a month.

[Peter]

I may not have had a girlfriend, but I did have a fuck buddy for the duration and we hung out together a LOT. that's probably why I couldn't wrangle a girlfriend, but whatever.

[Dovecoat]

I'm saying gay.

Throughout this thread, Peter has put way too much effort into andecdotal comments making a point of his heterosexuality.

Too much talk of sex 600 times, girlfriends, fuck buddies (female, presumably..?), etc... makes me think he's hiding something.

Now, I give him credit where due. I truely believe he practices heterosexuality, but as no more than a flimsy guise for his latent homosexuality.

Peter, please come out. We won't judge you. I promise.

[Peter]

Sorry dude, but I'm fully heterosexual.

[Dovecoat]

Sorry dude, but I'm fully heterosexual.

Yes... so says the poll results. But by a small margin. This poll should do well to keep you informed on your orientation as it changes.

[Suede]

peter plucks his eyebrows, that makes him mega gay!

[TheNegreptDog]

i voted, give the dog some negative rep! i wanna see how low this dog goes!

[Peter]

this is getting interesting now. apparently I'm tied between doing a brad and being hetero.

[Dovecoat]

Well... You have 2 for hetero, one for gay, and 2 for bi, which is kinda 50/50 so if we split those up (one for hetero, one for gay), then the score is:

Straight: 3
Gay: 2

As it's better to divide them between only those 2 major categories for the sake of research.

But you also have one metro, which by black/white media standards is quasi-gay. So we'll have to split that vote in half. So:

Straight: 3.5
Gay: 2.5

So, you're 7/5 straight. Or 5/7 gay, depending on your preference. More statistics to come...

[Kris Klam]

Petersexual

[Peter]

that's right, Kris. come get some.