helldweller

[gerald]

used to be wiped out, gerald is always back

:cool:

[kuta]

:rolleyes:

:no::\


some ppl ..

... just don't KNOW, gerald :oh:



but luckily, gerald ...

.. some ppl *DO* :pimp::yes:

:cheers:

:beer:

xo

[Guest]

we need some kinda slideshow anyway, gerry

[solveig]

you never go
up there anymore, Guest

[kuta]

it's been a while, gerald.
:beer::beer::beer:

:-p
:heart:
xo

[gerald]

county davidson is no light job, kiddo

:cool:

[kuta]

yus'n keep
rollin the dice, gerald... :pimp:

:beer::beer::beer:

:guns:

xo

[gerald]

i wish they would not interrupt my story all the time, the muderraters. it's sort of harming the consistency of it. but what are you going to do.

:cool:

[Guest]

you never go
up there anymore, Guest


you know very well how the lack of EScred is damaging up there

[solveig]

you should
start an
EScred thread!
:D

[kuta]

100% g-CRED, gerald :tacos::yes:

[gerald]

200 % , mate, 200 %! i'm not questioning your kutakred, it's marble kred

:cool:

[kuta]

mate.

no-one
can say
u don't know
your equipment,
gerald! :yar: :megaman: :yar:

:pimp::yes:

[gerald]

hey, i got everything in my trunk.

:cool:

[billy graham]

i'll bring Our Lord's Word to this seamless discussion

"He that shall endure to the end, the same shall be saved!"

:flirt:

[Wilky]

this marmot dwells in hell.

while ringing a bell.

[Guest]

beware, beware, gerry doesn't like to be crowded out. a thread started by gerry has to be about gerry all along, something i have learned the hard way

[gerald]

that's only natural, and you can only benefit from my wisdom, davy

:cool:

[kuta]

keep tellin it how it is, gerald :pimp::yes:

:beer:

[gerald]

to those hating my world

:cool:

[gerald]

another page will be irritating

:cool:

[Guest]

all right, i'll buy some coffee and doughnuts, if we're going to hang around here for months

:heavysigh:

[kuta]

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[kuta]

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[kuta]

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[kuta]

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[kuta]

;)

[kuta]

___

[kuta]

:beer::beer::beer:

[gerald]

gerald k. appreciates that. there's more to come.

[kuta]

:pimp::yes::yes::yes:

:beer:

x
o

[elisabeth]

http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/nkQ6UjBHAJv0NSWznPB-HA/m
has a handle
white gloves stay white
greasy, but white

[Guest]

you sure are (or should i say were) proud of that car, gerry

[gerald]

lifting the scales off their eyes will take some doing.

:cool:

[kuta]

in the meantime, at least there's still drinking to do, gerald...
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:cheers:
;)
<\3
xo

[gerald]

oooooh are they getting closer. sent right (h)here with us, friends of the law

:cool:

[sombre winds]

I am not familiar with hell although I often end up sent here under duress.

So, Gerald, how does one become a denizen of this deep place?

[Guest]

piece of cake. you just have to say the magic words.

[kuta]

:D :beer:

;)

x
o

[gerald]

I am not familiar with hell although I often end up sent here under duress.

So, Gerald, how does one become a denizen of this deep place?

well, gerald k. is not someone you send to (h)hell. he doesn't need nobody else, he can do it by himself. and so on.

:cool:

[kuta]

.

:yar::yes:


(<\3 )

[gerald]

well, the battle IS on the ground, don't forget it

:cool:

[kuta]

laying low again, gerald. :tacos::yes:

[meepghost]

*dwells*

[Guest]

what now, gerry? you're back in jail?

[gerald]

no sir. i'm busy writing a book, too.

:cool:

[kuta]

T.N.T, gerald ...

:O:yes:

[gerald]

it will blow your mind

:cool:

[Guest]

a book! you're writing a book sitting in that car with the slashed tyres?

[kuta]

a moderately significant section o teh world is still tryin', gerald...

:fish:

[gerald]

is that so. i thought i was the only one, the last one.

:cool:

[kuta]

there could be an area of grey, gerald... :ok:


;)

[Guest]

hopefully due only to the lack of exposure

[gerald]

you just wait and you'll see, coconuts

:cool:

[kuta]

:cloudy:

it's been a while, g ...

:beer:

x
o

[gerald]

it's a consuming book, kutcha

:cool:

[kuta]

.

mmm..



*is (h)hungry




:eatme:






;)

[Guest]

got a title for your book, gerry? like 'Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In Da Hood' maybe?

[gerald]

clever, davy.

:cool:

[kuta]

to (h)helldwellin' , gerald. :cheers:

:beer:

x
o

[gerald]

you don't wanna have to start a third helldweller, gerry

:cool:

[kuta]

not the third Reich, gerald! :O

:beer::beer::beer:

;):yes:

x
o

[gerald]

nah, not that one with facial hair

:cool:

[Guest]

you've become such a slacker. disgusting.

[gerald]

lurker, davy. lurker.

:cool:

[Guest]

shh, wanker. aren't you supposed to be investigating or something.

[gerald]

okay, so i'm thinking glossy cover, gilded embossed title and hemingway maybe.


:cool:

[kuta]

Sweet, gerald.

Sweet.

:beer:

xo

[Guest]

hemingway! what's hemingway got to do with anything?

[gerald]

i'll find an angle, davy

:cool:

[kuta]

(h)hemmingway, even?


:hide:





















































;)


x
o

[meepghost]

hey !!

where am I? ???!!!?

[kuta]

(in (h)hell)

:devil:

;P

xo

[Guest]

i killed hemingway, gerry

[kuta]

:ignore:


:O D: :O
(red rum, gerald!?!)
:ok::confused::ok:


:therock:

<\3
xo

[gerald]

is that a fact. redrum, davy? i still have the power to pursue investigations you know.

:cool:

[kuta]

send in B.A. BARACUS, gerald!

:mrt:

[Guest]

:smug:

give me a break, minicop - i'm only contributing to find that angle for you, or else we'll still be at it in 2017.

[gerald]

what's the pitch?

:cool:

[kuta]

E minor, gerald? :evil::(:evil:

[gerald]

right, e it is

:cool:

[Guest]

what's the pitch?

:cool:


the pitch, gerald:

[kuta]

even more pitch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitch_drop_experiment), g :cool::yes:

[gerald]

viscous liquids, eh? i'm an expert.

:cool:

[gerald]

the pitch, gerald:

fascinating e-game, davy. got a quote?

:cool:

[kuta]

(h)how (http://www.quoitfactory.com/quoit-faq.html) about (http://www.quoitfactory.com/quoit-quality.html) quoits (http://quoitpits.com/) games (http://quoitpits.com/), gerald (http://www.nba.com/media/celtics/gerald_oop_telfair400.jpg)? :beer:

:evil::-D:evil:

;):yes:

[gerald]

i'm all for doughnutty games, kutalp

:cool:

[kuta]

:`O O O


c:O:OL, g!

[Guest]

fascinating e-game, davy. got a quote?

:cool:

"Even when I burned it up, I never rejected my past - I simply ejected it. I pushed the button and let it drift into oblivion. I don't need it anymore - but God knows, it served its purpose; it got me as far as here, ground zero, this bracing moment, and so I send love back to it, across time, across the pain of it all. Young Elliot, I love you. Let us now choose peace!"

page 229, bookmark. chew that one over, gerry.

[kuta]

i'm on my bike, :confused: (outta my tree) g :cloudy: :yar::yes:

[gerald]

i'm not sure that county davidson laws encourage bikes or trees, k

:cool:

[gerald]

"Even when I burned it up, I never rejected my past - I simply ejected it. I pushed the button and let it drift into oblivion. I don't need it anymore - but God knows, it served its purpose; it got me as far as here, ground zero, this bracing moment, and so I send love back to it, across time, across the pain of it all. Young Elliot, I love you. Let us now choose peace!"

page 229, bookmark. chew that one over, gerry.


food for thought, davy, food for thought - my book covers that angle. anything else?

:cool:

[Guest]

you'll like that one, it's on that same bookmarked page 229:

"Something has always interested me about suicide, namely, what keeps me from trying it? Now, for example, watch as I reach for a kitchen knife and hold it to my carotid artery. I could press just a leetle bit harder than I'm pressing, , give it a jerk, but I can't. I seem to be suicide-proof. Not that I'm afraid of it, it's more elemental than that: I can't kill myself, in exactly the same way as I can't wiggle my ears or roll up my tongue. Self-death just isn't part of my wiring plan."

use it.

[kuta]

yesterday, i named my capo (gerald)
in yr (h)honour!
(yes! it *is* an honour! >:[ )
:beer::beer::beer:
:cheers:
:-p
<\3

[kuta]

yesterday, i named my capo (gerald)
in yr (h)honour!
(yes! it *is* an honour! >:[ )
:beer::beer::beer:
:cheers:
:-p
<\3

[kuta]

today blamo went nuts again!

[kuta]

:bop:
xo

[gerald]

yesterday, i named my capo (gerald)
in yr (h)honour!
(yes! it *is* an honour! >:[ )
:beer::beer::beer:
:cheers:
:-p
<\3


i am honored, kuta-pie. it's starting to feel like gerald's making his comeback.

:cool:

[gerald]

you'll like that one, it's on that same bookmarked page 229:

"Something has always interested me about suicide, namely, what keeps me from trying it? Now, for example, watch as I reach for a kitchen knife and hold it to my carotid artery. I could press just a leetle bit harder than I'm pressing, , give it a jerk, but I can't. I seem to be suicide-proof. Not that I'm afraid of it, it's more elemental than that: I can't kill myself, in exactly the same way as I can't wiggle my ears or roll up my tongue. Self-death just isn't part of my wiring plan."

use it.



i love you, davy, anglefinder. how does it end for papa?

:cool:

[Guest]

oh, papa spills the beans, and elliot says 'i forgive you, papa. forgive me while you can.' maybe that's something you can weave in, minicopter?

[gerald]

trust me. that will be quite a book of revelations. you got something to drink?

:cool:

[Guest]

spike.

[kuta]

(jim) beam me up , g :tacos::yes:

[gerald]

my car is the best bar in town

:cool:

[Guest]

you'd better write that book instead of sipping beer all day, gerry

[Jim Jones]

out out wicked thread!

[gerald]

jimmy, this is a suicide proof thread; you're not welcome

:cool:

[Guest]

book, gerry, book. focus, for fuck's sake!

[gerald]

keep your hair on, davy... you know i'll be cashing in all the proceeds from that book, good money for gerald and his spidercar, i'm no charity cop. right now the market is just overcrowded.

:cool:

[kuta]

exactly! :cloudy:
a charity cop
wouldn't book ..

:confused::yes:

;)

xo

[Guest]

sure, but who is always paying for coffee and doughnuts in the meantime? that's right! davyboy! so if you could maybe only just maybe hurry things a bit?

[gerald]

and if you COULD get those handcuffs out of the way, davy - you ever tried to write with handcuffs?

:cool:

[Guest]

you always have a good reason to slack, it's probably better to do nothing about it

[gerald]

we don't hurry in county davidson, there's really no reason to hurry

:cool:

[kuta]

no (h)hurry

no (w)worry .. :beer:


:tacos::yes:

[gerald]

time is not on anyone's side

:cool:

[Guest]

long time no see, gerry

[gerald]

chapters, davy

:cool:

[Guest]

need corrections?

[kuta]

typos :no::oh:

((h)hi!)

:-p:evil::-p

[gerald]

make no mistake, gerald doesn't make mistakes

:cool:

[Guest]

social group, gerry. presto.

[gerald]

i don't have time for 'social', gerry. you should know.

:cool:

[kuta]

... anti ...

( :hide: )

... social ...

yeah

?

:tacos:

[gerald]

200%

:cool:

[Guest]

good times for you, minicop - make me feel safe!

[kuta]

=> (h)helldwellin' luxury <=

:cool: :beer::cool::yes:

[gerald]

(h)hell is not just about that bitch

:cool:

[kuta]

it's a gas gas gasssssss :spamtap: [/jazz(h)hands] ... ":D"

[gerald]

wait, i'm getting to that part! chapter eleven, find me a catchy title

:cool:

[Bilky]

paper

[Harold Fanestilk]

platekins?

[kuta]

(h)HAWT.

:cool::flirt::cool::yes:

[kuta]

paper


scissors?!! :evil::-p:evil:



:spit:


;)


xo

[Guest]

windstalker?

[kuta]

:oh:
.s(h)hit.f**k.s(h)hit.

[Guest]

kontest!

[gerald]

i'll use all of them randomly - at least 43 chapters to find a title for!

:cool:

[kuta]

:cool::cool::cool:coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool:cool::cool::cool::yes:

[Guest]

deadline, gerry.

[Guest]

please

[kuta]

noo nee noo ... :confused::yes:

[gerald]

five people in my workspace! it sometimes affect my ability to focus

:cool:

[Guest]

don't fear the suitor, gerry.

[gerald]

why would i, you know.

:cool:

[kuta]

.



:ghost:



.

[gerald]

one law for you, one law for gerald.

:cool:

[Guest]

:rolleyes:

oh no, not again

[:::::::::::::::::::::::::]

r u satin lol

[gerald]

satin wouldn't know what handcuffs are

:cool:

[:::::::::::::::::::::::::]

no but seriously.

I :heart: Satan.

[kuta]

:therock: !?ORLY?! :therock:

[gerald]

what about it, kutalt

:cool:

[kuta]

boxers, (not briefs), g :beer: ;):yes:

[gerald]

absolutely, k-t! freeballin'n'all!

:cool:

[kuta]

o
. . o



" :D "







:confused::yes:



;)

x
oo

[Hummingbird]

:O

o
. . o



:D

[Guest]

hope your book will get an unbreakable spine

[kuta]

.. likewise, g. :yar::megaman::yar::yes:

[gerald]

i'm thinking bulletproof cover

:cool:

[kuta]

(K)KEVLAR, geraldo! :tacos::yes::yes::yes:

[gerald]

(k)kryptonite if necessary, k-baby

:cool:

[Guest]

yeah but what about the content, g. you know. cover is good, but.

[kuta]

i dunno what's coming
but i'll take it,
whatever
now
!
:guns:
<\3
xo

[Guest]

stop postponing, gerrynomo

[kuta]

:zzz: :beer::zzz: :beer::zzz:

[gerald]

2009.

:cool:

[Guest]

unless something comes up?