bring back danny

[Suede]

nightshit :boring:

[Osceana]

+1

Danny is 10,000 cooler than Nighshit will ever be.

[Jackal]

I liked Danny and will miss his posts very much. :cry:

[Cool As Ice Cream]

fuck danny. he's a cunt.

[mc_festus]

fuck danny. he's a cunt.

X2

[Kelly Kapowski]

moe, what happened to you : (

[Peter]

fuck danny. he's a cunt.

X3.

[Suede]

moe, what happened to you : (

what are you trying to say

[Nak Nak]

Kelly Kapowski doesn't roll with danny, unfortunately.

Blamo is incomplete without danny, there must always be a true agent provocateur.

[Static Split Screen]

danny made the board so much more lively!

[Joliet's Green Onions]

i don't like bans.

un ban him

[Drunkenmaster]

Has he seriously been banned? This is disappointing news.

[Asher]

X3.

X4.

[Jackal]

I'm calling "jerks-r-us" and getting a new guy to torment this board.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

if you can pay me, i don't mind making this my fulltime job.

[Osceana]

I really think a two year ban is excessive. I trust Aaron, sure, but two years? That just seems stupid when you think about it, doesn't it? They might as well have permanently banned him. In two years one would hope that you would forget about this place, or it would forget about you.

Two months seems more appropriate. I don't know, something in the "month" range, not year.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

just call it permanent then.

[Henriette]

Can't he just come on with a different IP address? I'm sure he has access to more than one computer. Although, he might not care enough.

[Kris Klam]

I think a two year or permanent ban is warranted. Seriously, the guy was mentally unstable.

[Evil Meanie]

Did he ever actually contribute anything to the boards? I mean seriously, I rarely venture away from the SP board, so I have no idea. I don't think I've ever seen a thread that he posted on that wasn't an argument.

He really did call "Animals" a song too! And the weird thing about it was, I didn't even make a big deal out of it, but he sure did...to like..a scary extent. I was astounded that he'd just blatantly lie about such a ridiculous thing.

[Kris Klam]

I don't know, he'd be civil until someone announced they had an opinion which differed from his.

Not the best outlook to have on a message board, I suppose.

The best thing was the whole "Danny wet his pants," thread where Bram was on a roll.

[Reginald I. Perrin]

I got into it with Danny once or twice, and he was just so ridiculously bloody-minded. The thing is, he'd argue for pages and pages...but what would it be over? Well, just look at what he got banned for - pages and pages of shouting about how nobody cared about X guy's mother and how he hoped she was dead. Over what?

Danny even seemed to go against actual facts at points (well, most of the time) - it seemed like you would present him with sources upon sources that stated how "this was THIS" and he'd stil say that this was THAT (and he'd call you a moronic cunt in the bargain). It was just about always ridiculous - if the man had ever got it into his head that the world was flat, then he'd have probably argued that one to hell and back given the chance, calling anyone who thought the world was round a sad, pathetic moron with no life :lol:. I couldn't imagine being around him in public - at the first disagreement he'd probably be offering you out for a fight and throwing chairs around - it seemed like he was actually that unsound.

As far as banning him goes, I really couldn't care. His posts had become a self-parody many moons ago, and I usually just tuned them out. I'd say he was trollish, but seeing as some people liked him he wasn't a good troll. Perhaps he was always annoyed because no matter what he did, he'd never ever become the top troll - that will probably always be Peter from a few years back.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

well said

[Suede]

I couldn't imagine being around him in public - at the first disagreement he'd probably be offering you out for a fight and throwing chairs around - it seemed like he was actually that unsound.


:O

[gangsta puffin]

soo he was banned again?

[Suede]

having danny not here is like having no toilet tissue. bring him back for xmas at least.

[Kris Klam]

soo he was banned again?

For two years!

[rogaine]

why? i mean, is there a specific reason? or just that he's mean?

[Peter]

does there need to be more reason than his being mean? He told someone that he hoped their sick mother would die for pages and pages. If he contributed more to this board than douchebaggery then I'd argue for him to be unbanned, but all he did was get into arguments and insult people. Why do we need that? We don't.

[Kris Klam]

Case closed.

[Cheryl K]

Case closed.

I hate reopening cases, y'know, once they're closed, but he was warned, got an infraction, then was banned for a week because of how he was acting on the boards, then got a two year ban because of how innappropriately he reacted to the week ban, then finally an IP ban because he kept registering aliases.

[Kris Klam]

Ah, so he's gone for good then?

Nice!

[kendra]

wowza

[Peter]

apparently fewer people liked him than he thought.

[Robert]

I thought he was hilarious. :(

Like you know, that one guy at work that is easy to set off on a tirade on anything.

[Evil Meanie]

He still posts on his Wikipedia entry. Good ole Danny.

[DrHibbert]

It was funny having him around but a lot of his logic was pretty worthless. It seemed more worthless because of the amount of ridiculous conviction that came with it. And the insults. Which it turn made it funnier. I'm on the fence. Fuck it, I'm glad he's gone.

[Peter]

He's a piece of shit. I hope one of those awesome people he's partying with gives him AIDS.

[Evil Meanie]

I just think it's rather sad that his Wikipedia rant has been deleted time and time again, and it's always back to what it was before within 24 hours. He's checking it out daily. Generally, when I'm partying with people, we don't have time for such things as Wikis for internet communities. But I guess Danny runs with a very different crowd.

I'm almost positive he'll be back in two years. Or maybe he'll just start posting from a different IP address.

[Kris Klam]

I think the fact he keeps editing the wiki pretty much disproves his whole "blamo needs me, I don't need blamo," declaration. Seriously, who cares about the blamo wiki?

[Jackal]

nobody...


(leaves to read Danny's wiki)

[Kris Klam]

He was basically the general board's Hannah.

[Jackal]

That was boring.

Hannah had an extra helping of crazy at dinnertime.

[Cheryl K]

He was basically the general board's Hannah.

I'm friends with her on Facebook.

[Kris Klam]

She was an internet phenomenon.

I thought she only posted on blamo until I read her encyclopedia drammatica page.

[Kris Klam]

I'm friends with her on Facebook.

She added me on msn once. At first I assumed I was talking to this girl I know named Hannah, but then looked at her display picture and it was a cut wrist.

Blocked a.s.a.p.

[Suede]

what the hell lmao


Revision as of 02:25, 3 August 2007

Was removed from the site in that he actually did give a shit.

He was guilty of the most heinous crime of actually existing (on the board and in REAL LIFE).

When not enjoying his wonderful new life in Central Africa partying with Mugabe and co and getting sloshed on ridiculously cheap dirty water, he spends his work days masturbating on the net and taking the piss out of midget porn.

Has been quoted to have said: "This is fucking hilarious! This is the best fun I have ever had!" Yes people, he is having fun. This will not be tolerated.

Remember citizens that this man is not dangerous. Under circumstances do attempt to approach him. We cannot let those who disagree themselves. WE MUST CENSOR.

Go back to masturbating, I am in control. Go back to masturbating, I am in control. Go back to masturbating, I am in control.

This has not been fun, but I have to finish masturbating. Good night y'all.

Quotes

* "Blamo needs me, I don't need Blamo."
* "Wrong, wrong, wrong!"
* "Next moron on the plate."
* "What a fucking moron you are!"

RIP.

http://www.blamonet.com/wiki/index.php?title=Narcissistic_Nihilist&diff=prev&oldid=6355

[kendra]

She added me on msn once. At first I assumed I was talking to this girl I know named Hannah, but then looked at her display picture and it was a cut wrist.

Blocked a.s.a.p.

hahaha. awesome.

[Peter]

I will continue to delete danny's wiki entry and put up random shit instead until he stops coming back to edit it.

[Suede]

lol did you write that peter

[Kelly Kapowski]

lol, it was a combined effort :D (well, i'm assuming it was peter who helped)

[Reginald I. Perrin]

Just in case people can't be bothered to look through the edit history, here's Danny's message from beyond the grave...

Was removed from the site in the comically dumb assumption that he actually gave a shit.

He was guilty of the most heinous crime of actually doing everyone a favour and giving someone what they deserved.

He is currently having the best time of his life in Central Europe, partying with amazing people and getting sloshed on ridiculously cheap beer. He spends his work days having fun on the net and taking the piss out the new regime.

Has been quoted to have said: "This is fucking hilarious! This is the best fun I have ever had on Blamo!" Yes people, he is having fun. This will not be tolerated at Hotel Blamo Auschwitz.

Remember citizens that this man is dangerous. Under no circumstances attempt to approach him. We promise to apprehend this revolutionary and have just released the hounds. We cannot let those who disagree have a voice. WE MUST CENSOR.

Go back to sleep, we are in control. Go back to sleep, we are in control. Go back to sleep, we are in control.

RIP Blamo.

Still takes the piss out of the morons and finds their desperation entertaining.

Mam rad Slavia. What a fucking game!

He who laughs last.... :D

Not much to say, really. An incredibly sad man.

[Kris Klam]

Hopefully he's shared with his central European friends his thoughts about how being banned from a message board is comparable to being imprisoned at Auschwitz.

[Kelly Kapowski]

no fucking shit, what a ridiculous person

[Peter]

lol, it was a combined effort :D (well, i'm assuming it was peter who helped)

bailey wrote: "ate shit and died"
peter added: "his own"

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Hopefully he's shared with his central European friends his thoughts about how being banned from a message board is comparable to being imprisoned at Auschwitz.

haha

[Peter]

Editing his wiki is an excellent use of 30 seconds everyone. Feel free.

[Kris Klam]

Haha, who put up all of the Wham! pictures?

[Peter]

those Wham! pictures are pretty solid :D

[Suede]

so many edits lol.

[Suede]

ps. peter check the threads i made for you below this or i neg you.

[Kris Klam]

The "taking the piss out of midget porn," part cracks me up every time. :lol:

[Suede]

When not enjoying his wonderful new life in Central Africa partying with Mugabe and co and getting sloshed on ridiculously cheap dirty water, he spends his work days masturbating on the net and taking the piss out of midget porn.
:mario:

[Peter]

i made some edits in the first couple lines :)

[Kris Klam]

I added more sections!

[Peter]

danny edited your sections away, I brought them back into reality. brilliant!

[Peter]

Danny Writes:
He still has a good chuckle at all the effort the dumb cunts in his fan club are putting into this wiki entry. Their obsession with him makes him smile!

[Cheryl K]

Danny Writes:
He still has a good chuckle at all the effort the dumb cunts in his fan club are putting into this wiki entry. Their obsession with him makes him smile!

That's funny, cause clearly he's the one that's obsessed. :bananamanic:

[Peter]

you've forgotten already! he doesn't need us, we need him!

[Cheryl K]

you've forgotten already! he doesn't need us, we need him!

My mind, these days... I don't know how you whippersnappers keep up with the times!

[Peter]

I find it odd that he thinks we're obsessed with him...all it really is, for me at least, is a way of killing time. It's not that I care about him, it's that I don't have anything better to do.

[Cheryl K]

I don't have anything better to do.

*Looks over at stack of papers* I do, but don't tell anyone.

[Suede]

people who are banned can still read threads as "Guest"?

[Kris Klam]

Moe, change your username to Moetown.

[aria]

Moe, change your username to Moetown.

srsly

[Peter]

*Looks over at stack of papers* I do, but don't tell anyone.

I'll keep it on the D.L. I promise.


and who put up "KILL YOURSELF" over and over again? :lol:

[Jackal]

That's funny, cause clearly he's the one that's obsessed. :bananamanic:

LOL!!! Ha ha...

[Peter]

i like his current wiki about him pissing his pants.

[Suede]

lmao

[Kris Klam]

lmao rofl rsvp roflmao

[Peter]

WRONG MORON! You pissed on MY leg!

[Suede]

oh so now you're calling yourself a MORON!

[Evil Meanie]

Danny sure does keep up with that Wiki entry, I edited it this morning before I went to class, and by the time class was over, the entry was back to the way it was. That's almost scary.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

do you think he'd start burning himself with cigarettes again if his ip got banned from editing the wiki?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

also, why do people keep editing his page. wouldn't the normal thing be to just ignore it?

[Evil Meanie]

I really don't know, I edited it for the hell of it, but I'm not about to check it out every hour just to make sure that my contribution stays. I'm too busy getting drunk off of ridiculously cheap beer.

[Reginald I. Perrin]

also, why do people keep editing his page. wouldn't the normal thing be to just ignore it?

I'm guessing that there's partly a fascination at Danny's staying power. It's not hard to picture him with hammock-like bags under his eyes refreshing the "Recent changes" page every 2 minutes to see if anyone's edited his entry. It's...well, indescribable.

[Reginald I. Perrin]

Really though, everyone should stop editing it for a couple of days. Perhaps more...Give it a rest.



...and then obviously edit it back.

[Peter]

i talked to aaron who confirmed that it would be possible to block Danny's IP from blamonet entirely simply by adding it into the firewalls blocked IP list.

but why would we want that? He's holding onto that one shred of hope that is his wiki entry....

[In Dust and Ashes]

he's holding onto it just as much as you guys are! you're all being rediculous! you laugh at him for getting bored at work and messing around with you guys, but you go there while at work just to see if he's messed around with you guys! you might as well admit you like it. I mean you've already admitted that the boards are dull without him. this is your one piece of consistent entertainment!

[Reginald I. Perrin]

he's holding onto it just as much as you guys are! you're all being rediculous! you laugh at him for getting bored at work and messing around with you guys, but you go there while at work just to see if he's messed around with you guys! you might as well admit you like it. I mean you've already admitted that the boards are dull without him. this is your one piece of consistent entertainment!

Huh?

If you don't see a difference between people re-editing the page and Danny constantly, instantaneously editing the page back PLUS trying to remove himself from the Wiki as a whole except for that page, then there's something wrong with you.

And the boards...dull without Danny? Yeah, right.

[In Dust and Ashes]

oh that's right, you guys are just a party and a half... :rolleyes:
I'm so glad you can justify your obsession with Danny's page. quickly! run and check it to make sure he hasn't done anything! If he has, post it here on this 5 page thread you've made to talk about him DISPITE the numerous crazy happenings on the rest of the board that keeps this place from being "dull".

[In Dust and Ashes]

By the way, Danny says "hi ladies! I am glad you are missing me so much :D"

"oh and tell them to keep up their lies, it entertains me!"

[Evil Meanie]

he's holding onto it just as much as you guys are! you're all being rediculous! you laugh at him for getting bored at work and messing around with you guys, but you go there while at work just to see if he's messed around with you guys! you might as well admit you like it. I mean you've already admitted that the boards are dull without him. this is your one piece of consistent entertainment!

I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. Danny was banned from Blamo for two years. He can no longer post on the board, or take part in the Blamo online "community." He's a non factor.

When Danny was given his ban, apparently he made a comment that he didn't need Blamo...Blamo needed him. Basically, he took it with the same attitude that he always had.

So for him to completely contradict himself and obsessively, OBSESSIVELY edit his Wiki entry, desperately clinging to that last little tie that he has to Blamo.......that is entertainment, and I don't see anything wrong with baiting him into it.

It'd be one thing if he just checked his Wiki once a day and changed it. But no. Danny is refreshing that page CONSTANTLY. The man who apparently doesn't need Blamo is hanging out on a Wiki that no one even looked at very much just waiting for someone to edit it, so he can change it all back.

I don't find the fact that I check out Danny's Wiki entry and edit it every once in awhile to be any sadder than the fact that I come to an internet message board with a name like "Evil Meanie" and talk to people that I don't even know in person. I enjoy both.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

By the way, Danny says "hi ladies! I am glad you are missing me so much :D"

"oh and tell them to keep up their lies, it entertains me!"

so you're his little messenger bitch now?

[Peter]

By the way, Danny says "hi ladies! I am glad you are missing me so much :D"

"oh and tell them to keep up their lies, it entertains me!"

are you seriously acting as the mouth of a pathetic loser like Danny? Conveying his messages is definitely NOT dignified.

[Jackal]

Fucking around on his wiki page seems obsessive on both ends. I'm surprised all his "haters" are are getting such a thrill from it.

You all still can't ignore him even though he is gone. Weirdos. :rolleyes:

I think you miss him.

[Reginald I. Perrin]

I miss Danny about as much as I would miss having the Great Pyramid of Giza stuck through my eye.

Meanie summed the rest up pretty well.

[In Dust and Ashes]

Fucking around on his wiki page seems obsessive on both ends. I'm surprised all his "haters" are are getting such a thrill from it.

You all still can't ignore him even though he is gone. Weirdos. :rolleyes:

I think you miss him.

:yes:

[Peter]

I ditto what Ronan said. I'm exceedingly happy that Danny can't post anymore. To exhibit this happiness, I'm joyfully fucking with his wiki entry. Please recall that HE is the person that couldn't contain his idiotic tendencies and got banned for two years. Here's how it went down:

Danny: I hope your mother dies.
Admin: You're banned for a week (or whatever it was)
Danny: I don't need Blamo, Blamo needs ME!
Admin: You're presence is no longer desired on our boards, 2 year ban 4 u.
Danny: I must edit my wiki now and remove all traces of myself from other entires! And I must keep editing it so that they know i'm nat ded! But ZOMG how pathetic are they for editing it, I'll edit it back to what it was before!!!!!

If people can't understand that we're deliberately fucking with Danny to see how long he'll stick around a web site that has made it clear that he's not wanted, then that's too bad for them.

[Suede]

well, i agree, board is boring as fuck now.

[In Dust and Ashes]

If people can't understand that we're deliberately fucking with Danny to see how long he'll stick around a web site that has made it clear that he's not wanted, then that's too bad for them.

and he's screwing with you because he knows you guys are pathetic and bored enough to care :)
and he very much likes pushing your buttons, in case none of you have taken note of that over the past several years that he's been a member.

quickly! did he say something new on his wiki today!?! what's the scoop?! Post it here so we can find something to amuse ourselves in this now wasteland of a message board!

[Reginald I. Perrin]

I ditto what Ronan said.

...Ronan?

WRONG MORON :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol:




:lol:

and he's screwing with you because he knows you guys are pathetic and bored enough to care
and he very much likes pushing your buttons, in case none of you have taken note of that over the past several years that he's been a member.

quickly! did he say something new on his wiki today!?! what's the scoop?! Post it here so we can find something to amuse ourselves in this now wasteland of a message board!

Righty-ho. He's just screwing with us. The fact that he often edits the page back in minutes (hell, seconds in some cases) doesn't indicate any obsessiveness at all.

God, he's just getting so much pleasure out of pushing our buttons and screwing with us, guys! He's so pleasured, I bet he's screwing himself right now!

[In Dust and Ashes]

I don't know what's funnier....that you guys are STILL editing the page back asap EVEN THOUGH you obviously have soooo much more of a life than him, or that you guys now have to use his phrases to fill the void that you now all feel since he's gone. It's crazy that he has the power to haunt you so. it's like he never even left!

[DrHibbert]

I haven't read his wiki page a single time, other than what people have posted here. I still think it's considerably more "obsessive" for him to come on here constantly changing back his wiki than for dozens of other people to constantly change it. It would be on par if 1 person was updating it back, because of the sheer amount of time one person has vs. dozens of people. Even if it was 1 vs. 1 though, the one blamo person would still be less obsessive because they would be here anyway, for the purpose of posting as usual, and not just to change someone's wiki entry.

[Peter]

This is clearly a case where both sides think they are correct and no amount of arguing is going to change that.

So why doesn't everyone just shut up and go edit Danny's wiki entry?

[In Dust and Ashes]

I haven't read his wiki page a single time, other than what people have posted here. I still think it's considerably more "obsessive" for him to come on here constantly changing back his wiki than for dozens of other people to constantly change it. It would be on par if 1 person was updating it back, because of the sheer amount of time one person has vs. dozens of people. Even if it was 1 vs. 1 though, the one blamo person would still be less obsessive because they would be here anyway, for the purpose of posting as usual, and not just to change someone's wiki entry.

FYI, legitamently posting here regularly (or constantly) doesn't make you anything more than lifeless. and using that as your excuse to be able to edit people's wiki page as soon as it gets edited on the other end, doesn't make you any better than the other person. You're still some schmuck glued to a computer because some guy in Europe gets to pull your leg and you let him.

[Peter]

FYI, legitamently posting here regularly (or constantly) doesn't make you anything more than lifeless.

I believe you just insinuated that you yourself are lifeless.

:wall:

[In Dust and Ashes]

I never claimed to have a life. fortunately, I'm on this mess hole less and less and replacing it with other things.

[DrHibbert]

I don't think anyone has to defend themselves for being here. Most people have their own reasons for being here, and they are vastly different. The only way I could think of it being somehow embarrassing is if you'd been here, been a jackass, and been banned, and then you were still obsessively trying to leave your mark here. Huh...

[In Dust and Ashes]

you're a little narrow minded to think his reasons for posting after being banned are any different from yours now.

[DrHibbert]

Really? I think it's narrow minded to think they're the same.

[In Dust and Ashes]

of course not. I'm being inclusive in my assumption (if you want to call it that), you're being exclusive (without much support, mind you). narrow implies exclusive.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

by editing his wiki, you're giving him reason to stay, edit it back and imagine he's "having the most fun ever" and "laughing at you pathetic fucks" or whatever.

leave it alone and he'll be gone for good in no time. that's what we were aiming for, no?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

and shut up, jacko, you're fucking obnoxious. go put some sand in your ears.

[In Dust and Ashes]

how is that gonna solve anything?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

please give it a try kthx :cry:

[In Dust and Ashes]

no, that's ok. I think I'll keep my ears clean and dandy. it helps me to listen better.

[DrHibbert]

of course not. I'm being inclusive in my assumption (if you want to call it that), you're being exclusive (without much support, mind you). narrow implies exclusive.

That is not a good argument. Exclusivity does not go hand in hand with narrowmindedness. This is just like a Danny argument. It addresses none of the valid points previously made, has nothing to do with the original argument, and is pointlessly conclusive.

[In Dust and Ashes]

yeah, see, this is why I left the philsophy board and why I don't care to stick around blamo at all. none of you are worth arguing with even to fill my boredom.

[Jackal]

I think chickens are ugly. When I think of them I can't even eat them.

[Peter]

That is not a good argument. Exclusivity does not go hand in hand with narrowmindedness. This is just like a Danny argument. It addresses none of the valid points previously made, has nothing to do with the original argument, and is pointlessly conclusive.


I think Danny may be feeding him his lines.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

PETER = DANNY
OMG :eek:

[Peter]

I must spread it around, Bram :mad: and no I'm not the person who registered as your troll.

[mc_festus]

yeah, see, this is why I left the philsophy board and why I don't care to stick around blamo at all. none of you are worth arguing with even to fill my boredom.

Shit guys, it's almost like Danny hasn't even left....

[Peter]

Shit guys, it's almost like Danny hasn't even left....

f'real.

Apparently Danny now has his entire office editing his wiki entry back to it's original form for him. How sad :(

[Suede]

im in jamaica sipping tennessey.

[Peter]

I'm in japan fucking 12 year olds while drinking warm sake and eating grilled fish heads.

life is awesome.

[Reginald I. Perrin]

This is starting to become ancient. It's perhaps time to put the fucker out of his misery so that he can perhaps try and get a life outside of getting his co-workers to re-edit his Wiki page.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

danny's mommy just called. if we could please stop vandalizing his webpage. she sounded a bit hysterical. i thought i'd pass the message.

[Jackal]

f'real.

Apparently Danny now has his entire office editing his wiki entry back to it's original form for him. How sad :(

Ummm...but you checked this thread and responded several times in one day.

Time well spent, Peter.

By the way, did you have loads of one on one arguments with Danny when he was here? I can't remember. Or have you only started picking on him now that he's gone. Didn't you have him on ignore?

[Peter]

I had many, many, many, many altercations with Danny over the years which is the reason why I had him on ignore towards the end.

As far as my posting/editing goes, I see very little parallel between my posting, which is as it has always been in frequency, and his recruiting of his co-workers to monitor his wiki (at a site where he's banned).

[Kris Klam]

I've already lost interest!

Still glad he's banned, though. What a douchebag.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

"One day you will learn to use the potty."

[Peter]

I've already lost interest!

Still glad he's banned, though. What a douchebag.

actually you're a friend of his. everyone on blamonet loves him except for me and his ex-fiancee.

[Kris Klam]

Haha, that's the line of reasoning he's trying to push now?

Good grief. His mother should have swallowed him.

[Peter]

He always tried to push that reasoning with me. It was me who everyone hated and everyone loved him. You know how danny's mind works - whatever is actually true, is reversed in his mind.

[Asher]

I never claimed to have a life. fortunately, I'm on this mess hole less and less and replacing it with other things.

Stalking me is not a suitable replacement activity, young lady.

I think chickens are ugly. When I think of them I can't even eat them.

Chickens are indeed vile little creatures. Their offensive nature encourages me to eat them frequently. :D

[Jackal]

I had many, many, many, many altercations with Danny over the years which is the reason why I had him on ignore towards the end.

As far as my posting/editing goes, I see very little parallel between my posting, which is as it has always been in frequency, and his recruiting of his co-workers to monitor his wiki (at a site where he's banned).

It's not the frequency or the content. It's the principle of reading, much less responding to his wiki at all. You are eagerly continuing an indirect relationship with a person you found so foul as to ignore him.

Getting an office full of new co-workers to edit some dumb wiki page on your behalf seems admirable. :) Depending of course on how it came about.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Getting an office full of new co-workers to edit some dumb wiki page on your behalf
someone please tell me this is not happening.

[Peter]

someone please tell me this is not happening.

it's included in the latest edit done by Danny's IP address...it reads:

Still blindly assuming, huh? Tsk, tsk. You kids will never learn. You think this is just me? :D I have two teams of people checking for me in 24 hour offices. People get bored with no work and had a good laugh themselves at how pathetic you all are when I showed them. So, for the most part, this site is monitored 24/7. So yeah, put all your little work in, lie away and bullshit yourself to death. Just a shame it all goes to pieces and you end up wasting your time. All that work and it takes 3 seconds to get rid of it. Shame! :D Good to know you still get your little panties in a twist over me without me even being there or doing anything. D'awww bless! I knew you were all in love with me, but I didn't realise your obsession went this deep. Fellow blamovians had have kept me informed of what has been going on and assured me the board is still getting closer to its death every day with people leaving all the time. The 15 year old kids are loose! How I wish I was back! :rolleyes:

[Herr Lipp]

ugh jackie and danny should join some sort of mutual suicide pact club type thing.

[Herr Lipp]

p.s. that thing peter quoted is brilliant. "I have two teams of people checking for me" a) that's almost certainly tripe and b) even if it is true can you imagine how you would go about asking your friends to protect your internet reputation, and thereby implicating that you care about such things. dear.........

[Cool As Ice Cream]

it's included in the latest edit done by Danny's IP address...it reads:
you're giving me the thumbs down for NOT reading the wiki?

what a world.

[Peter]

you're giving me the thumbs down for NOT reading the wiki?

what a world.

the :no: was in regard to Danny's post on his wiki, it was not meant to implicate you in any way.

and I'm still not your troll.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

OK THEN :hate:

[In Dust and Ashes]

Stalking me is not a suitable replacement activity, young lady.

stalking you?!? since when were you not my friend and since when did I do anything other than try to talk with you?

[Kelly Kapowski]

and shut up, jacko, you're fucking obnoxious. go put some sand in your ears.
haha :D

ugh jackie and danny should join some sort of mutual suicide pact club type thing.
haha :D


btw pea-tear, that quote is effing precious. dude is psycho.

[Suede]

ugh jackie and danny should join some sort of mutual suicide pact club type thing.

happy slap her to death:bananamanic:

[Peter]

btw pea-tear, that quote is effing precious. dude is psycho.

:yes:

[Kris Klam]

I'm beginning to think Danny is in some sort of mental institution.

He's like the Blamo Goebbells. The end is near! People are leaving all the time! We must strike down! Onward assembled idiots of office building A!

[Suede]

i wont look at his wiki, i fear someone will put some porn pic on it and someone will walk into the room.

[Evil Meanie]

Personally, I don't see the point of editing his Wiki anymore. The latest entry makes him look way more pathetic than anything I could ever come up with.

[Peter]

there are two possibilities, each of which are really, really, really pathetic:

1. he got all of his co-workers to monitor his wiki for him and re-edit it as necessary
2. HE MADE UP A STORY ABOUT ALL HIS CO-WORKERS EDITING HIS WIKI FOR HIM HOPING TO NOT LOOK PATHETIC.

i really hope it's #2.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

dude can't you read he's having a laugh i bet he's laughing out loud telling everyone they should come and have a look and then everyone comes and looks and listens and is all like ERM WTF ok danny, good boy, i think my phone is ringing

[Kris Klam]

Personally, I don't see the point of editing his Wiki anymore. The latest entry makes him look way more pathetic than anything I could ever come up with.

:yes:

[Peter]

I stopped editing that shit, too.

[Bumblebee mouth]

Damn, apparently I've missed some major goings on here. At least Danny will have more time to take the piss out of people now, probably on his face.

[kendra]

This thread is hilarious, especially the latest tidbit from this Danny type guy.

PS I hope Jackie fucked off for good.

PPS I have no life, ohmagaw lawd jaysus SAVE ME FROM THE INTERNETS AND ESPESHULY BLAMO.

[Kelly Kapowski]

i dont know why, i thought you liked her or something!

i think danny was created to bring us all together :heart: :oh:

[Peter]

it seems that danny/his co-workers haven't edited his wiki for two day and it is stuck on my previous "two options" entry.

that makes me happy
:drunk:

[TheImplodingVoice]

awwwwww

[kendra]

i dont know why, i thought you liked her or something!

She was unfriendly, obnoxious, dogmatic, and finally hostile (much like the subject of this thread). Maybe in real life she's a delightful person, but she didn't choose to show that side of her personality very often here. YES, Virginia, you can disagree with others and still manage to converse with tact and enthusiasm! Instead she was all "Waaaaaah none of you like me, waaah you're all stupid haters, waaaah I'll pray for you." Be the bigger person - it's the fucking internet.

Ohhh...kay. Rant over. I'm playing the part of the bitch in her absence, obviously.

[Cheryl K]

She was unfriendly, obnoxious, dogmatic, and finally hostile (much like the subject of this thread). Maybe in real life she's a delightful person, but she didn't choose to show that side of her personality very often here. YES, Virginia, you can disagree with others and still manage to converse with tact and enthusiasm! Instead she was all "Waaaaaah none of you like me, waaah you're all stupid haters, waaaah I'll pray for you." Be the bigger person - it's the fucking internet.

Ohhh...kay. Rant over. I'm playing the part of the bitch in her absence, obviously.

The only real problem I had with her was that she had an alias (Dalton C Calhoun) and she used to IM me pretending to be this other person. And I didn't even find this out until a few months ago.

[Jackal]

I liked the one time she asked for help under an alias.

Jackie, ah, good times. :silly:

[Suede]

she once neg me telling me "you'll burn in hell for using profanity" wtf

[Evil Meanie]

The only real problem I had with her was that she had an alias (Dalton C Calhoun) and she used to IM me pretending to be this other person. And I didn't even find this out until a few months ago.

Wait a minute....I could have sworn that I met the guy who posted here as Dalton C Calhoun at Billy Corgan's solo show in Atlanta.

[Cheryl K]

Wait a minute....I could have sworn that I met the guy who posted here as Dalton C Calhoun at Billy Corgan's solo show in Atlanta.

Well, I'm going by IP addresses.

[Kris Klam]

Jackie is...man?

[Evil Meanie]

Well, I'm going by IP addresses.

I'm going by vague memory, so you may very well win this one. Was Dalton C Calhoun the guy that had Mark Twain as his avatar?

[Cheryl K]

I'm going by vague memory, so you may very well win this one. Was Dalton C Calhoun the guy that had Mark Twain as his avatar?

I don't really remember. I don't usually like throwing accusations around, but there are matching IP addresses and I just thought that was really suspicious.

[Evil Meanie]

Clearly, this proves that Jackie is not only a man, but I met him, along with some other board member whose name escapes me, at a Billy Corgan solo show in Atlanta.

I'm 98% positive that the guy introduced himself to me and told me that he posted on the boards as "Dalton C Calhoun." There's even a pic of all three of us after the show....

Why Jackie? Why?

[Peter]

I have no idea who you people are talking about, seriously.

[Suede]

In Dust and Ashes = Jackie

She sent a guy instead to Evil Meanie, saying it was her? lol

[Kelly Kapowski]

LOL. shit seems shady, and i'm loving it. Cheryl, how come people always IM you and pretend to be other people : (

[Peter]

oh that bitch/asshole. yeah...never did dig that person.

[Asher]

Jackie is...man?

Her facebook says she is woman. I'm not the type to divulge more info than that.

[Herr Lipp]

I could be a polar bear.

[Cheryl K]

LOL. shit seems shady, and i'm loving it. Cheryl, how come people always IM you and pretend to be other people : (

I don't know. :cry:

It's happened like 3-4 times. Maybe that's why I don't use AIM much anymore.

[kendra]

I could be a polar bear.

you must spread rep blah blah blah.

[In Dust and Ashes]

The only real problem I had with her was that she had an alias (Dalton C Calhoun) and she used to IM me pretending to be this other person. And I didn't even find this out until a few months ago.

uh. that wasn't me. I know the guy, but that wasn't me.

[Cheryl K]

THE IP ADDRESSES DON'T LIE! :cry:

[Kelly Kapowski]

LOL "i know the guy" creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

[In Dust and Ashes]

I originally met him on here and I've met him in real life, but I didn't message you with his user name and I don't think he was ever on my computer.

[In Dust and Ashes]

actually, now that I think about it, he was on my computer, so he could have messaged you from there...

[Osceana]

On a related note, all the love letters i've been sending to you are actually from me, Cheryl. :smelly:

[In Dust and Ashes]

you've been sending me love letters?

[Osceana]

you've been sending me love letters?

CHERYL Jackita, CHERYL.

You need to learn to read. :-p

[Cheryl K]

On a related note, all the love letters i've been sending to you are actually from me, Cheryl. :smelly:


:O :heart:

[In Dust and Ashes]

CHERYL Jackita, CHERYL.

You need to learn to read. :-p

it didn't make any sense to me. :cry:

[Peter]

:lol: yesterday a spam bot filled danny's wiki entry with porno links! :lol: :lol:

[Kris Klam]

There's spam bots on blamo wiki now? Jeez luhweez.

[Peter]

yeah, one got the blamo wiki quotes the other day, i fixed it up.

[gangsta puffin]

ooo, i guess i'm "fatty" :smelly:

i guess the genius who did that didn't get the memo.

if i'm fat, i don't wanna be thin! :moo:

[Bumblebee mouth]

if i'm fat, i don't wanna be thin! :moo:

You really should reconsider. Being fat predisposes you to many health problems.

[gangsta puffin]

i think you fail to miss my point. perhaps you're said genius? i don't even know you.

[Peter]

why can't we all just get along? oh yeah...cause this thread is about danny.

[Bumblebee mouth]

i think you fail to miss my point. perhaps you're said genius? i don't even know you.

Well, I am a genius, just not "said" genius. Oh, I absolutely did "fail to miss" your point (meaning that I understood your point completely, i.e. that you are either not fat or don't consider yourself fat, whatever the case may be).:wizard: :xo: :mario: :sick:

[Osceana]

I still miss Danny.

You know though, as much as i loved Danny, i do have to admit that he was getting really out of hand lately, extremely aggressive. I actually commented on that in a thread he was posting in a little bit ago but he just ignored it.

Oh well. I bet he's making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now.

[gangsta puffin]

Oh well. I bet he's making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich right now.

no way, brits totally don't get the pb&j thing... i tried, trust me!

mmm peanut butter n jelly... just the thing to fatten me up :drool:

[Peter]

i JUST ate a pb&j sandwich. it was effing brilliant.

[gangsta puffin]

i had pb&j on a slice of toast! strawberry champagne jelly omg

[Cheryl K]

The only pb&j I will eat is crunchy peanut butter and raspberry preserves on toast. I'm so picky. :cry:

[Peter]

I'm more of a creamy peanut butter guy. but i'm totally with you on raspberry jam.

[Osceana]

no way, brits totally don't get the pb&j thing... i tried, trust me!

mmm peanut butter n jelly... just the thing to fatten me up :drool:

I know, i just like the idea of Danny making a pb&j.

And yeah, i'm with you on that one Peter. If you have a pb&j at just the right time it can be the best meal you've ever had.

[In Dust and Ashes]

:oh: I have them about every other day for dinner and it's never the best meal I've ever had.

[Bumblebee mouth]

I'll tell ya what's good is peanut butter and honey on toast. Or better still, a fluffernutter. Now that's pure fattening goodness.:megaman: :ladybug: :moo: :mdk: :cow: :nerd:

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol u americans and ur peanut butter

[mc_festus]

what do europeans like u put on bread? i hope it isn't mayonnaise:oh: :smelly:

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i don't know the english words for all the things we put on bread

[In Dust and Ashes]

I'll tell ya what's good is peanut butter and honey on toast.

:yes:

also, when I was a kid, I used to eat honey and butter sandwiches.

[Cheryl K]

i don't know the english words for all the things we put on bread

Go ahead and reply in Dutch, I remember everything you taught me.

(Assuming you put pineapples and flashlights on your bread).

[Osceana]

My friend in Sweden puts mayo and artichokes on her bread. I had it before, it's not half bad.

[Osceana]

:oh: I have them about every other day for dinner and it's never the best meal I've ever had.

See, but you can't have them that often, it ruins it. If you have just one a month or something it's amazing.

[In Dust and Ashes]

not really. they're pretty much what I had every day for lunch all through grade school, so I think I'm worn out on them for life.

[DrHibbert]

Peanut butter and honey :drool:

[gangsta puffin]

it seems to me that in england they put butter on their bread for EVERYTHING. like, if you want, say, turkey lettuce and tomato with mayo, they'll automatically butter the bread too D: bleh

[DrHibbert]

I put butter on all my sandwiches. Almost all.

[Peter]

i can understanding buttering the outside of a grilled cheese for flavor/color reasons. but there's no way I want butter on a cold cut sandwich. ew.

[XXX]

a troll IRL Does not belong in the webernet
usually i support jackasses wholeheartedly...
*in steven segal voice*
...not this time..

[Cheryl K]

I don't think I'd mind a liiiitle butter on a cold sandwich.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol peter ur like so weird putting butter on grilled cheese like wtf!

[Peter]

lol peter ur like so weird putting butter on grilled cheese like wtf!

not inside the sandwich, on the outside. on the parts of bread that are to be browned by the eat. so the butter melts and goes all golden brown. yum.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

lol

[Daysleeper]

I always butter my sandwiches...always...unless it is peanut butter one, then it is just butter on butter, which is kinda yuck D:

[Suede]

rye bread with peanut butter + hard butter + banana slices = mmmm!

[Bumblebee mouth]

Never been a fan of butter on sandwiches. It's not horrible, just not my cup o' tea. Now grilled cheese, there's a sandwich I could never get enough of. The more cheese the better too. And I like experimenting with different types of cheese and different combinations of cheese. Throwing a little ham on there is pretty good too. How the hell did the topic of this thread change so drastically?

[Suede]

i only prefer grilled mozarella with dried, crushed mint, cheddar's just nasty!

[gangsta puffin]

i can understanding buttering the outside of a grilled cheese for flavor/color reasons. but there's no way I want butter on a cold cut sandwich. ew.

bleh i know. it's pretty much standard procedure in yurp.

[Kelly Kapowski]

EW. I've never noticed that b/c i dont know if i've ever even had a sandwich in all the time i've spent there, but ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[gangsta puffin]

honestly you might not even notice that the bread is buttered. it's usually pretty subtle, which makes it even more pointless.

now that i think of it, a lot of places here will butter a burger bun and the such and you don't even notice. i think chick fil a does it on their sammiches.

[Kelly Kapowski]

ew wtf i've never been to a place that butters a bun except to brown it. I am dying here, people.

[DrHibbert]

Gah, no way. You fools.
Butter=:yes:

[Peter]

the grilled cheese i've been doing lately consists of the following:

Soppraseta (sp?)
Goat Cheese
Basil
Tomato
Butter on the OUTSIDE of the sammy.

yum :D

[gangsta puffin]

the grilled cheese i've been doing lately consists of the following:

Soppraseta (sp?)
Goat Cheese
Basil
Tomato
Butter on the OUTSIDE of the sammy.

yum :D

fine except replace goat cheese with mozzarella

[Fab]

Goats cheese with honey and dried cranberries is quite possibly the best toasted sarnie ever.

[Cheryl K]

Ok, that's it. I'm going to the grocery store after work. I want a grilled cheese sandwich but I don't have any bread, cheese, or butter. D:

[mc_festus]

D:

[Kris Klam]

:D

[Cheryl K]

:O

[Peter]

fine except replace goat cheese with mozzarella

NO WAI!

Goats cheese with honey and dried cranberries is quite possibly the best toasted sarnie ever.

I like your style Frank.

:D

:no:

[Kelly Kapowski]

goats cheese is a gift of god, you monster!

[Cheryl K]

I've never had goat cheese before. How does it compare to regular moo cheese?

[mc_festus]

:D

D::yes:

[Cheryl K]

:wtf:

Shuddup you.

[Peter]

goat cheese comes in a variety of forms, the most common might be called "Chevre" which is generally soft and crumbly and has a bit of tangy zip to it (just a little). Generally this form is not very stinky and goes well with just about everything.

There are, of course, many forms of goat cheese and range from soft and tangy to hard and stinky to runny and wretched.

We're talking about the soft/tangy form here.

[Cheryl K]

Hm. Interesting. Have you ever tried sheep's cheese? I saw it online once and I didn't know what to make of it.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

goat cheese comes in a variety of forms, the most common might be called "Chevre"
:lol:

[Peter]

Hm. Interesting. Have you ever tried sheep's cheese? I saw it online once and I didn't know what to make of it.

definitely. Sheep's milk cheese can be very delicious. really, when it comes to cheese...you can make essentially any kind of cheese from any kind of milk depending on the process you use. I could be wrong of course. I'm not a big frommage afficionado

and bram...what're you laughing at?

[Kelly Kapowski]

goats cheese is also generally just much less offensive than a lot of other cheeses and lighter and doesn't make you feel like your pores are being clogged as you eat it. So a lot of people who are lactose intolerant can't handle cheese made from cow but can tolerate cheese made from goat.

Tonight for dinner, I had a tomato heirloom salad w/ a honking piece of fried goats cheese (fried with cornmeal), a french light sourdough bread with homemade tapenade and homemade pesto, and homemade tiramisu for dessert. I want moreeee