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Hi There, Am Pam
05-11-2007, 07:24 PM
HI, MY NAME IS YEVETTE DE LAUREBTIIS. I WEAR LOW-CUT TOPS AND HAVE HUGE bOObies SO THAT YOU WILL WATCH A SHOW ABOUT COOKING. A friend recently gave me a large slab of bacon, so I made a few dishes with it.

First Dish: Bacon sandwich

You will need the following:

1/3 lb. Bacon
1/4 lb. Cheddar Cheese
BBQ Sauce
Roll

First, fry up the bacon. Once the bacon is cooked, drain off the bacon fat. Next, stuff the bacon in the roll. Then add BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese.

Serves: 1

For our next dish, you will use the left over bacon fat.

Next Dish: Bacon Ice Cream

You will need:

Bacon fat
Salt
Sugar

Make ice cream using the bacon fat rather than cream.

Serves: 1


Our last dish for today is called Aisselle de Vieille Femme

You will need:

1 lb. Bacon
1 lb. White Chocolate
Large serving of blood pudding
Large serving of scrapple
16 oz. of Cottage Cheese

Combine all ingredients in a blender. Throughly blend into a paste. Take large wooden spoon, and place the paste in an old lady's armpit (the fatter the lady, the better). Leave for 5 years. After you come back, make sure to lick the paste from the lady's armpit. Hopefully, she will have died by then, which will add a nice flavor.

Serves: 0

Hi There, Am Pam
05-13-2007, 01:41 AM
YOU ALL HAVE TERRIBLE TASTE IN FOOD. YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T APPRECIATE MY TANG-FLAVORED RAMEN NOODLES. SKIP THE SODIUM FILLED PACKET, SUBSTITUTE WITH TANG.

Peter
06-07-2007, 08:14 PM
:lol: i love that the first sandwich recipe uses a third of a pound of bacon! that'll stop your heart!

Jackal
06-08-2007, 10:06 AM
I think I've had the first sandwich!! Ha ha ha. That's also great on a hamburger! It's a wonder I'm not dead yet.

FLIPPER SNOOZE
06-10-2007, 10:34 PM
Dude, that is exceptionally bizzare. aka (WAK)