Hi There, Am Pam
05-11-2007, 07:24 PM
HI, MY NAME IS YEVETTE DE LAUREBTIIS. I WEAR LOW-CUT TOPS AND HAVE HUGE bOObies SO THAT YOU WILL WATCH A SHOW ABOUT COOKING. A friend recently gave me a large slab of bacon, so I made a few dishes with it.
First Dish: Bacon sandwich
You will need the following:
1/3 lb. Bacon
1/4 lb. Cheddar Cheese
BBQ Sauce
Roll
First, fry up the bacon. Once the bacon is cooked, drain off the bacon fat. Next, stuff the bacon in the roll. Then add BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese.
Serves: 1
For our next dish, you will use the left over bacon fat.
Next Dish: Bacon Ice Cream
You will need:
Bacon fat
Salt
Sugar
Make ice cream using the bacon fat rather than cream.
Serves: 1
Our last dish for today is called Aisselle de Vieille Femme
You will need:
1 lb. Bacon
1 lb. White Chocolate
Large serving of blood pudding
Large serving of scrapple
16 oz. of Cottage Cheese
Combine all ingredients in a blender. Throughly blend into a paste. Take large wooden spoon, and place the paste in an old lady's armpit (the fatter the lady, the better). Leave for 5 years. After you come back, make sure to lick the paste from the lady's armpit. Hopefully, she will have died by then, which will add a nice flavor.
Serves: 0
First Dish: Bacon sandwich
You will need the following:
1/3 lb. Bacon
1/4 lb. Cheddar Cheese
BBQ Sauce
Roll
First, fry up the bacon. Once the bacon is cooked, drain off the bacon fat. Next, stuff the bacon in the roll. Then add BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese.
Serves: 1
For our next dish, you will use the left over bacon fat.
Next Dish: Bacon Ice Cream
You will need:
Bacon fat
Salt
Sugar
Make ice cream using the bacon fat rather than cream.
Serves: 1
Our last dish for today is called Aisselle de Vieille Femme
You will need:
1 lb. Bacon
1 lb. White Chocolate
Large serving of blood pudding
Large serving of scrapple
16 oz. of Cottage Cheese
Combine all ingredients in a blender. Throughly blend into a paste. Take large wooden spoon, and place the paste in an old lady's armpit (the fatter the lady, the better). Leave for 5 years. After you come back, make sure to lick the paste from the lady's armpit. Hopefully, she will have died by then, which will add a nice flavor.
Serves: 0