Plane crash

[Pissant]

I was looking for my dill while I was barbecuing some delicious salmon in my cave in the Andes and then I saw a big yellow airplane that says "smashing pumpkins" crash into the mountains. The smoke from the wreckage looked like an afro and everyone is dead so if you are interested in taking over the care of william corgan's cats please let someone else know. Keep in mind that due to massive exposure to that vietnamese guy in the band, the cats urinate on furniture. Also, when I explored the wreckage, I found some dill, but due to an extreme lapse in judgement I ended up smoking it and had it not been for the garlic, my salmon would have turned out rather bland. Also I'd like to inform everyone that those silver pants are indeed flame retardant.

[Pissant]

Also I'd like to point out that I'd just noticed that the date in my name says 2002 and it should say 97 or something.

And I will be selling 30 pairs of silver pants on my website

[falling star]

sigh, rolls eye's. Why would you want to even joke about something like that, and call the thread "plane crash." kind of weird, every one will click on that topic...good job.

[Drevpile]

he is called pissant... what do you expect?

[out in space]

wow

[In Dust and Ashes]

sigh, rolls eye's.

*sigh* :rolleyes:

[falling star]

the fact that you rip on me over this thread is just absurd. Honestly, who does this? what a loser thread starter, what a bunch of losers you all are.

[In Dust and Ashes]

now now, young lady. calm down. I was the one that defended you before, remember?

it's just a helpful critique.

[Drevpile]

whatever ripping may be falling star i wasn't "ripping on you" - and i'd rather you didn't call me a loser in future... just a polite request.


also - "I was looking for my dill while I was barbecuing some delicious salmon in my cave in the Andes..." is a great thread starter

[Nak Nak]

I gave this guy good rep.

[(.)Ions]

good rep, bad rep. who gives a shit?

[Wayne Arnold]

the fact that you rip on me over this thread is just absurd. Honestly, who does this? what a loser thread starter, what a bunch of losers you all are.


Tell us how old you are, please. Wanna go on a hot date?

[ZIPPER BOOZ]

wayne is perfect for you, you can all listen to off the wall and eat dills in your cave

[Chopstick]

I was the deciding vote in the addition of his/her second green box. I'd give another red box to falling star, but it hasn't been long enough since the last one.

Hint: Making a funny thread that is dark, twisted, and demonstrates an obsessive knowledge of both Pumpkin history and Blamo lore will earn you respect. Bashing that thread, complaining that nobody loves you, and then bashing everybody will dig only dig you deeper.

[negatifzeo]

I was the deciding vote in the addition of his/her second green box. I'd give another red box to falling star, but it hasn't been long enough since the last one.

Hint: Making a funny thread that is dark, twisted, and demonstrates an obsessive knowledge of both Pumpkin history and Blamo lore will earn you respect. Bashing that thread, complaining that nobody loves you, and then bashing everybody will dig only dig you deeper.

God save the forsaken souls with a negative balance of forum reputation.

[Jackal]

It's a good story.

[Pissant]

Earn me respect.. if I cared I would point out that you guys are noobs compared to my blamo history, but I dont so I wont. I'd explain further but I'll just leave it at that. ha ha

[Osceana]

It's a good story.


Yeah, i agree. I enjoyed this thread a lot. If for nothing else it revealed crucial information about the silver pants. I like imagining Billy's body all charred, with nothing but fine, smooth, shaven (have you seen the Zwan DVD?) legs all in tact. They were probably removed with the jaws of life.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

It's a good story.

it was tl;dr.

[Sean Casey]

so is your life Cool as ass cream! LOLOSSSSS

[Cool As Ice Cream]

my life is too long? loloz indeederydoodiz!

[Sean Casey]

woah black betty

[Cool As Ice Cream]

:lol:

post of the year.

[Jackal]

it was tl;dr.

tl;dr

If only I knew what that meant.:nerd:

[Chopstick]

Earn me respect.. if I cared I would point out that you guys are noobs compared to my blamo history, but I dont so I wont. I'd explain further but I'll just leave it at that. ha ha

Nah, that was more for the girl who is currently working on the title of "Most unsuccessful newb ever!"

Okay that was kinda mean. I'd take it back but my cursor is gravitating towards the "submit...

[ZIPPER BOOZ]

I actually like these kind of frivolous threads, I've tried to cut down on the number of stupid threads I make lately because I care a little bit about what you fuckers think of me. you should make more Pissant, I like your writing, it's mildly amusing.

[Pissant]

Thanks but no can do, buckaroo. I mean not unless I somehow maintain this little whim down memory lane but I cant see that happening. I just like to stop by every once in a while to see if any of the old crowd are kickin around. This batch seems alright though I came by a few years ago and most of the people were fuckin' idiots. Not to say that the population of said idiots is lacking at the moment, but it was overwhelming at the time. Or who knows maybe Im just getting more tolerant as the years pass. ha ha Im writing this like people care to read it. Thanks for the ego stroke

[Chopstick]

fucker i want an autographed bag of your semen and another beer plz thanks

[Cool As Ice Cream]

tl;dr

If only I knew what that meant.:nerd:

too long; didn't read

[Tyler]

i actually rather enjoyed that little story

[Jackal]

too long; didn't read

OK.

[cigar store indian]

if i didn't see the poster I would have guessed it was Niall. :D

[XenonDreams]

HI DEBBIE

[cigar store indian]

Hey Mr. X!

[XenonDreams]

the end

[Pissant]

If a post is too long for you to read, then you must be a very busy person, which explains your use of of obscure internet acronyms. But I gotta ask, if your time is so precious, why make a post proclaiming that you didnt read the initial subject? Seems a little counterproductive to me. And then to come back and check the replies? Now call me crazy but Im sensing a lack of consistancy here. I believe your motives are mixed at best, which is absolutely not a problem, infact I prefer to be associated with the spazmic and random. Obviously this is too long to be read and my point will never reach the intended target but perhaps it may help others to function as whole individuals.

Unless it was just posted to increase the number of posts, which I guess is pretty cool.

And the bag of semen is doable but I cant autograph anything

[Pissant]

By the way no aggression was intended, just felt like talking

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i never post to increase the number of posts. how about you?

[Chopstick]

I gotta have 3 initials at the very least. Otherwise, no deal.

[Osceana]

If a post is too long for you to read, then you must be a very busy person, which explains your use of of obscure internet acronyms. But I gotta ask, if your time is so precious, why make a post proclaiming that you didnt read the initial subject? Seems a little counterproductive to me. And then to come back and check the replies? Now call me crazy but Im sensing a lack of consistancy here. I believe your motives are mixed at best, which is absolutely not a problem, infact I prefer to be associated with the spazmic and random. Obviously this is too long to be read and my point will never reach the intended target but perhaps it may help others to function as whole individuals.

Unless it was just posted to increase the number of posts, which I guess is pretty cool.

And the bag of semen is doable but I cant autograph anything


Keep the post-count going!

[Pissant]

How about me? Perhaps you havent checked our respective total posts and compared them :P

Actually you caught me, If I didnt get my 10 posts a year I would go absolutely insane. Like I said, no aggression intended.. however when offense is taken like that, one cant help but wonder..

I think you're taking it too personally. I dont care if you like to have more posts than the next person. Turning around and acusing me however makes you look like you're feeling guilty. And its nothing to be ashamed of. No one is perfect.. everyone has their little vices, and I ask you, please dont feel bad because of something I said. Infact you should feel great look how many more posts you have than me! I am clearly the inferior individual in this situation. You have a gorgeous life ahead of you and you shouldnt let people hit your soft spots like that. Especially on the internet. I am just text on a screen. Numbers on a screen mean so much more.

uhh.. tl... dr?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

you really need to start posting shorter posts.

[Jackal]

PERSONALLY, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL HE GETS TO 20,000! :party: :party:

[Pissant]

Shorter posts? hmm ok I can do that..


Why?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

so that i can read them, of course!

[Pissant]

Well not everything can be read by everyone. Besides all you gotta do for me to make smaller posts is give boring replies

[Noshus Klam]

Blamo is going to crash once Bram hits 20,000.

[Jackal]

Or we'll all get sucked up into an alien vessel.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

they're all gonna die

[Nak Nak]

why is this in hell?

[Cool As Ice Cream]

All the soldiers
They're all gonna die
All the little babies
They're all gonna die
All the poets
And all the liars
And all you pretty people
You're all gonna die

[i]

Only 500 or so posts to go!

[Osceana]

All the soldiers
They're all gonna die
All the little babies
They're all gonna die
All the poets
And all the liars
And all you pretty people
You're all gonna die

You better be careful, Bram, Dave Mustaine's got my back.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

who? :cry:

[Cool As Ice Cream]

Only 500 or so posts to go!

three more days or so :D