thekilltaker
04-20-2007, 07:38 PM
Builders Approve Plans for Largest Taco Ever
POSTED: 3:08 p.m. EDT, April 20st, 2007
CHICAGO, California (AP) -- The city's planning board has endorsed a proposal for making the largest burrito of all time. And it will be delicious.
With Thursday's tasty approval from the Food Planning Commission, the design and site plan for the 2,000-foot burrito goes to the city zoning committee next week. And according to some dudes, "it will be totally scrumpcious, broheim."
"This is a wonderful project, and everyone is very enthused," said Constance Lee Eading, spokeswoman for the city's food, while adding, "it'll totally be srumbly, dude. Imagine all the yummy 'rittos and 'dillas all wrapped up snug like a hug-drug. I'll be puffin' the nuggs and makin' thugs into love rugs, ya know brah?"
The 150-story book, on how to make a burrito, would unseat Chicago's 1,451-foot Taco Bell "Eat Fresh" Tower as the tallest U.S. building based on food Also. It would also top New York's 1,776-foot Freedom Tower, which is made out of fries.
The food was designed by Sparky Clarkpocket, the Spanish-born architect known for designing rice, and other related delights. Clarkpocket added, "I didn't think anything was gonna stop me from bro'ing down with Jimi and my tub of Benny 'N Jay-Jays, but this will be total scrum. Total scrum, brah."
The tallest burrito in the world is a few inches or whatever. Luckily, done right, it's a few inches of tastyness. A tower someplace else is now under construction is made of bricks and whatever. Boring as shit. Whatevs.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
POSTED: 3:08 p.m. EDT, April 20st, 2007
CHICAGO, California (AP) -- The city's planning board has endorsed a proposal for making the largest burrito of all time. And it will be delicious.
With Thursday's tasty approval from the Food Planning Commission, the design and site plan for the 2,000-foot burrito goes to the city zoning committee next week. And according to some dudes, "it will be totally scrumpcious, broheim."
"This is a wonderful project, and everyone is very enthused," said Constance Lee Eading, spokeswoman for the city's food, while adding, "it'll totally be srumbly, dude. Imagine all the yummy 'rittos and 'dillas all wrapped up snug like a hug-drug. I'll be puffin' the nuggs and makin' thugs into love rugs, ya know brah?"
The 150-story book, on how to make a burrito, would unseat Chicago's 1,451-foot Taco Bell "Eat Fresh" Tower as the tallest U.S. building based on food Also. It would also top New York's 1,776-foot Freedom Tower, which is made out of fries.
The food was designed by Sparky Clarkpocket, the Spanish-born architect known for designing rice, and other related delights. Clarkpocket added, "I didn't think anything was gonna stop me from bro'ing down with Jimi and my tub of Benny 'N Jay-Jays, but this will be total scrum. Total scrum, brah."
The tallest burrito in the world is a few inches or whatever. Luckily, done right, it's a few inches of tastyness. A tower someplace else is now under construction is made of bricks and whatever. Boring as shit. Whatevs.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.